/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13763838
Right but I'd probably replace the juice with water and increase my portion of soup to compensate. Otherwise it looks good.

>>13763838
No way I'm gonna pick the side with fucking "mushroom chocolate"

>>13763847
I mean, it could be worse. You could be a RWBY fan.

>>13763850
Who said i was a RWBY fan?

>>13763838
That bottle of tea is not much better than the milkshake.

Left, cause who just has an entire fucking bell pepper for lunch?

Also
>Mushroom Chocolate

>>13763838
It can't be 1870 on the left. Maximum 1100-1200.

>>13763865
That’s kombucha, it’s under 100 cals

>2 raw eggs with berries
>unironically drinking kombucha
>an entire fucking bell pepper raw
>just tomatoes and grape tomatoes wtf
>sweet potato and blue cauliflower(??????)
>MUSHROOM CHOCOLATE
who eats this way fuck women are retards

>>13763895
>>13763847
lmao imagine getting triggered this easily

>>13763872
it's just branding anon

>>13763872
I would happily eat a red pepper and two hard boiled eggs for lunch

>>13763912
Anon I....

>>13763838
putting a 1000 calorie milkshake in there is dumb

>>13763888
But is still laded with a lot of sugar.

>>13763941
Haha, was thinking the same thing.

>>13763838
A quarter pounder is only around 400 calories fuck off. The real issue with fast food is it's basically a sodium bomb.

>>13763838
Chicken soup & milkshake, all that other shit can fuck off.

>>13763838
can i just have the fries

>>13763838
zero calories, gluten free and helps to fight climate change

>>13763944
Corn syrup versus sugar cane and natural sweeteners from the fruit. Not the same kind of sugar. You can drink a kumbacha every day for health benefits but having a milkshake every day would be purely detrimental.

>>13763838
only the fattest of fat fucks get shakes with their fast food combos
obviously we have a lot of those here but to claim that the average fast food meal is 1870 calories is fucking retarded

>>13763941
nonsense, its brilliant.

How are they going to get you to pay 4-5x the cost in food unless they do everything they do that?

>mushroom chocolate
Why are women like this?

>>13763838
Why do I have to pick between these two?

>>13763838
Fucking bullshit
They shrunk the picture by 3 to 5 times for it to look like that. an amount of food smaller than a mason jar and a bell pepper combined won't be 1870 calories if it was made out of pure sugar and oil.
The meal to the right is seriously a perversion of what eating healthy is, you would honestly be better off just taking the left. This is a post made to sell a brand.
Want a healthy mid day snack?
Two eggs -pinch of salt- Sunny side up, sliced tomato with olive oil and salt, a piece of toast with butter and meat or cheese or jam, a glass of milk, an orange or an apple - if you are feeling fancy slice the apple and top it with honey.
Enjoy.

>>13763880
iirc, 100g of mince, pre-cooked weight, is 250kcal, right? The bread is another 150kcal or so. 200 if it's a doubledecker. The cheese is another 50kcal or so per slice. The burger would be 450kcal for a single, 700 for a double, 750 for a double-double and 800 for a doubledecker.
The chips are another 350kcal for a medium order, give or take.
Finally, the shake is likely the most calorific food pictured. A medium would be roughly 650kcal. That's a total of 1400kcal for a single patty burger and up to 1800 for a doubledecker. That's assuming the meal is "medium."

>>13764051
Which health benefits do kombucha provide?

>>13763838
That stew on the right looks based
>mushroom chocolate
I'm intrigued and disgusted

Americans in complete meltdown ITT

The only mushroom chocolates I've ever seen are the ones you buy in the parking lot outside a Phish show.

>>13763838
Left for sure, bet that soup is low fat and disgusting

Left, three times.

>>13763847
>mommy i won't eat weird food i already told you

>>13763838
left, it is much simpler and easier to eat. and quite honestly i don't give a shit about appearing as an "adult" to people i don't know, i don't use food to seek acceptance from others.

>>13764260
you can google the calories fuckwit
a big mac has 257 cal
medium fries 340
a medium milk shake 700 your prolly retarded and cant equate that but 257+340+700=1300 calories and that burger isnt even a big mac its smaller

>>13764663
>a big mac has 257 cal
In what fucking country? It's 560 calories here. A quarter pounder with cheese, which the burger looks more like, is 520 calories. A medium fries is 350 calories, and a medium strawberry milkshake is 720 calories.

>>13763838
Left, but throw out the sugarbomb that makes up 1,100 of those 1,870 calories and spend those calories on 3 more similar meals for the same calorie total.

>>13763838
Left and throw out the shake
Half of the stuffs on the right is not fucking edible/not prepped to eat

>>13764656
what are you even doing here?

>milkshake is half the calories in the left
a more honest picture would be having two big macs and two medium fries plus a coke zero. I know which one I'd prefer.

>a JAR of vegetables
gross

I hate vegans

>>13763838
The right but remove the juice and the nuts, my TDEE is 1600

>>13763838
Left, because it has twice the amount of protein.

>>13764251
>Want a healthy mid day snack?
>Two eggs -pinch of salt- Sunny side up, sliced tomato with olive oil and salt, a piece of toast with butter and meat or cheese or jam, a glass of milk, an orange or an apple - if you are feeling fancy slice the apple and top it with honey.

>snack
The burden of being an Amerilard...

>>13764753
talking about food.

Forget the mushroom chocolate, what the hell is this? It looks like blue cauliflower.

>>13764932
fuck me blue cauliflower is actually a thing

>>13763944
>>13764051
Most proper Kombucha has little to no sugar as the fermentation process uses most of it. Some sugar may be added afterwards for taste, but I have a bottle with 8g for 375ml (or 16g if it was 750ml)
A 750ml bottle of Coca Cola is 39g of sugar.

>>13763838
>raspberry eggs
>mushroom chocolate
>worst brand of kombucha
>nuts???
>ONE ENTIRE BELLPEPPER
>questionable soup
>jar of things
>sweet potatoes/blue rice/tomatoes/quinoa

The hell is your motivation

left is a perfectly fine meal if you just ditch the milkshake and add some veggies

>>13763838
>cheeseburger (302 kcal)
ill take 6 of these badboys

>>13763838
Im not an American. Can someone tell me the total price of those on the left vs the ones on the right ?

>>13763838
>>13764943
>ONE ENTIRE BELLPEPPER
Surprised it hasn't been posted.

>>13764949
the one on the left is 5 bucks, the one on the right is 50 bucks.

Yikes

I'm surprised that nobody posted dinky-di yet.

>>13764971
>>13764973
Always hated this scene. For two reasons:
1) I feel that it should be spelled "veggies"
2) that dog might cut his snout

>>13763838
I eat whatever I want once a day. It's very rarely something as boring as a burger, though.

>>13763838
What kinda meal is in that mason jar?

>>13764955
If Canadian dollars it would be more like $600.

>>13764526
mushroom chocolate does sound odd but i fucking cackled at this

>>13764980
Dead enemies like from that Charlie Daniels Band song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMz4MA2X-98
The Charlie Daniels Band - The Legend Of Wooley Swamp.wmv

>>13763838
the left but with 5 McChickens

>>13764981
>>>/int/
>>>/pol/
>>>/trash/

>>13763847
>waaa it doesnt taste like my tendies!

>>13763929
mushroom grower here, no way in hell all 10 of those mushrooms are in that chocolate lol

and if there is, its probably a dumb low amount, or they arent even using mushroom fruiting bodies, and just using myceliated grains and most of the active medicinal shit is in the fruiting bodies, not the mycelium.

growing all 10 of those just to put in chocolate would be absurd also. if you knew how to grow those 10 mushrooms effectively enough, youd be better off just shutting the business down, renting a 2nd house and growing cubensis/magic mushrooms in every square foot of the house

>>13763880
This is why people are fat. Most people underestimate the calories they consume, like your dumb ass.

>>13763838
Left.

>>13763838
you can't digest more than half of the calories on the left, because it's fat and we can't process more than a spoon or two per meal. All the sugar on the right will be directly in your liver, though.

>>13763838
The mushroom chocolate and that (tea?) drink are completely superfluous. The fact that a chocolate bar that size only contains 160 calories should allude to how chalky and unsatisfying it's going to taste. Beyond that it's just a random concoction of raw ingredients and a (jar?) of string beans or noodles and more raw ingredients.

The soup is the only appetising thing there, I'd swap the rest of it out for some thick wholemeal bread to accompany it.

>>13763838
Left, but ditch that gay drink for water.

>>13763838
left because i care about taste

>>13763929
Are the last words just randomly generated or what the fuck is going on?

>>13764316
Oh yeah, that yeah means so much from jealous euros and cockroach asians.

>>13765138
Probably euro sewer sludge water.

>>13763838
Neither both these sides suck.

I can make better food for less calories.

>>13765153
Unless you're drinking melted snow directly from Kilimanjaro, it's probably better than any water you ever drank.

All this image tells me is that shakecucks deserve the rope.

>>13764663
A normal cheeseburger from mcdicks has +300 cals you dumb fat fucking nigger

>>13764663
what fucking alternate universe do you live in where big macs are 257 calories? it's at least 5 hundo here

>>13763838
Throw out the disgusting milkshake and give me a water or something. Get more fries or another burger.

>>13765169
Go back to africa you freak job.

>>13765169
You do realize that nobody in their right minds gives a shit what you eurotrash, asians or africans think?

>>13765213
>>13765214
Cope is expected but still embarrassing.

>>13764919
I'd like to have a positive reason as to why anyone from the USA should give a shit about your shitty third world nations.

>>13765239
Then you should try it, third world creep.

>>13765239
Scumbucket third world types can dish it out but you can't take it, so you're scumbuckets.

The only thing that third world scumbucks seem to be able to take is American dollars. They'll hollar at us like hypocrites but still take our money. Fucking pigs.

>>13764706
>>13765196
>>13765205
gonna take this one and admit defeat ive done the classy mistake of not reading the small of "per 100 grams"

i fell for it

>>13765078
Is this the new keto lore

>>13765213
>>13765214
>>13765239
>>13765242
>>13765244
>>13765246
>>13765250
lmao

>>13765250
You're not first world or white, sharting obese cuckold. Bow down to your European superiors. Actually don't, lest you blow out your fat-ridden spine.

>>13763880
if thats a milkshake it could work, those things are just fat and sugar.

>>13765246
Why isit amerishart "banter" so painfully embarrassing? It's humorless, incoherent and witless like an eight-year-old's attempt at a comeback.

>>13763838
skip on the milkshake and half/all the fries and I'll take the left

>>13765272
It's science. calories are counted in a retarded way (you burn dry food and count temperature). Your body use several chemical reactions to assimilate the food. Thus we don't assimilate all the carbon that burned in the calorie count. Lots of things are undigested, we humand don't have a really efficient digestive system. Fat is especially not digested well, and fiber is not, by definition (despite being really high in "calories"). proteins are also calories that aren't used by the body as energie, so their count is questionable. I mean, you COUL theorically have an intelligent system that would only count what's really digested per food item, but you won't get that data from google or any women magazine's diet. they want big numbers to sell fear.

>>13763847
The soup and chocolate is the only reason I'd pick right. I love soup and I love trying weird shit like mushroom chocolate.

Milkchocolate coated salty liquorice is fucking amazing. Actual liquorice though. Not the shit burgers pretend is liquorice.

>>13765351
How do so many keto people do one meal a day if they should only be getting a little over 1-200 calories per day

>>13765346
I'll show you an eight year old with a cumback

>>13763838
wtf is in that jar? looks like garbage/compost

>>13763838
neither. How about a normal meal for non-lards and non-retards?

>>13763895
>imagine being this autist

>>13765375
Keto is a sect, not a diet.

>>13763838
>you could just leave the image with the same fucking size ratio instead of trying to fool people, I'm all for eating healthy but this sleaziness shit pisses me off. I have those berries on the regular and they are fucking tiny. And loot at the size of the grain in that granola. Look at everything in that picture For fucks sake people who fall for this are even more stupid than the people they are trying to "school".

>>13765388
You're a twisted subhuman.

>>13765481
>

>>13763838
Both sides are shit.
left is boring trash and right is unfulfilling hipster trash.
Now excuse me i have some shaksuka on the plate

>>13765499
>MUH EXOTIC FOODIE THAT'S JUST A FANCY NAME FOR OTHER COMMON DISHES

>>13764265
I could spend some time googling it but I think we can both agree that in the most general sense Kombacha is a more nutritious beverage than a milkshake. That's the bottom line.
Also this. >>13764939

>>13764937
We need to segregate this colored shit away on the shelf from normal white cauliflower.

>>13764517
the soup and bell pepper are actually the only things on that side that look remotely appealing. I mean, seriously, eggs and raspberries together?

>>13763855
You're pic

i'll take some fries, half hamburger, booch, chocolate, raspberries
maybe the soup

>>13763838
definitely the left…

>>13763847
The fucking mushroom chocolate is $5 for that small ass pack.

>>13763895
imagine being this based

>>13763838
>mushroom chocolate
Sorry but I don't do drugs.

>>13765351
>It's science
>It's religion
>It's communism
>It's common sense
>It's a fucking nigger!
How about you stop blindly believing in shit someone tells you and think for yourself?

>>13763944
>>13764051
>>13764939
>>13765777
Seems hipster as fuck, but at around 2.5% sugar it is certainly no sugar bomb.

>>13763838
this is so dishonest because theres a milkshake.

you might as well just have a block of sugar there

wjhat the FUCK

>>13766121
That's for 10 bars.

>>13763838
$7 vs $25

>>13764919
I could live off of a single potato too if I were to sit on my ass all day and do nothing.

>>13763838
I'm eyeing that soup on the right

>>13766291
so $5.50 for one chocolate bar

Nice

>>13764937
>>13765814

>>13763838
That mushroom chocolate mix is like $4 a packet.
I'd eat the value meal.

>>13764937

>>13766524
Holy shit I remember this shit

>>13763838
Left, since it's cooked

>>13766562
thought it was dish soap first time I saw it.

The fuck is this

>>13763880
The shake is what brings the number up.

>>13763838
Those are equally terrible options:
For prospect, for those calories you could be eating nearly 2 kilos of potatoes half a collins glass of vodka and a carrot

>>13763838
neither

>>13763895
Kombucha is based

>>13763838
Left but with a water and no fries

>>13763895
imagine there's no heaven

>>13765078
You’re a retard

Wow imagine if you ate nothing instead, how much does no food cost?

>>13763838
What's the price on left and right because right now the left seems more Calorie Rich. So cost will factor into a true evaluation.

>>13766562
How to transform cauliflower into broccoli.

more than half of the calories come from the fast food drink, kind of a bullshit comparison

>>13766743
this

just drink zero coke

>>13763838
right because I'm a healthyfag but goddamn what fucking combination is that. eggs, nuts, strawberry and dark chocolate?

>>13763838
>chocolate with mushrooms
>raspberries and egg
>an entire bell pepper
>blue coloured brocoli
>random shit on a jar

>>13763941
agreed, large fries are just over 500 cals, and a quarter pounder is 530 cals.

the 800+ calorie shake is the problem.

>>13767122
>>blue coloured brocoli
oh no no he doesn't know

>>13763838
The one with a shake.

>>13764953
you just brought me back with that image. i havnt seen it in over a decade probably.

>>13763838
Left if I'm eating for pleasure
If I'm eating normally then neither. I'd rather have chicken and rice, steak and sweet potatoes and greek yogurt mixed with berries/walden farms syrup. It'll be the same calories but tastier, more filling and with a shit load more protein

>>13764832
Show tits or gtfo

>>13766649
>He doesn't start his day with a nice dish of functional mushrooms and activated almonds
Not gonna make it, bro

>>13763929
>>13763929
>Cordyceps
So after the corona virus we can fuck up the world with a zombie fungus.

>>13766082
this brand is pro-gay agenda so I don't want to drink it even though it's the best tasting

>>13765388
8 may just be a number, but so is 911

>>13766562
legendary thread

>>13763905
lol imagine being an incel.

>>13764051
>SUGAR IS BETTER THAN SUGAR!!!
kys you dumb faggot hippie

>>13763838
what are calories? because the right clearly weighs more than the left.
also left

>>13763838
i saw people mocking this picture around twitter like "does thinspo instagram really?" And I'm glad that social media now knows what it feels like when /fit/lets come to /ck/ for cooking advice.

People that eat healthy and treat food as nothing more than fuel eat the most bland shit possible. No cuisine whatsoever. You CAN eat healthy for every snack and meal while also being happy about what you eat, but that level of cuisine requires you not being a complete retard, so 99% of the internet is excluded.

>>13768692
>hey guys guess what people on facetwitter were saying about this
Go back there.

$4 vs $16

>>13768668
>namefag

>>13768610
But 911 was a national tragedy

>>13768731
criticize OP instead for bringing a social media meme here. OP's jpg even has the instagram interface at the bottom, fag

>>13766649
It honestly looks like fucking drugs

>>13763838
how the fuck is that 1.9k kcal on the left?

>>13766562
fuck that was a good thread.

>>13766649
>try a few small pieces in your granola or chia pudding
ok but im not gay though

>mushroom chocolate
>blue broccoli
>some kind of catfood next to tomatoes
>hipster drink
>eggs and strawberries

>>13763895
imagine all the people...

>>13763838
>left: $5.99
>right: $24.99
there's the problem right there.

>>13763895
Men are vegans too anon.

>>13769758
>>right: $24.99
Thats undervaluing it abit

>>13766649

>>13763847
>>13763872
>>13763895
>>13764152
>>13764251
>>13764943
>>13767122
>>13769715
Based.
>>13764526
>>13765046
Cringe.
>>13769799
Not for long.

>>13769758
Except your price is inflated and nobody buys anything on the right individually. I guarantee it's cheaper to eat healthier doing stuff on the right (and I said healthier, not just $/calorie before you go twisting the argument) than to eat out all the time.

>>13766510
Its not just any chocolate bar anon... it has 10 T E N different mushrooms, THATS RIGHT, MUSHROOMS, TEN OF THEM, AND NOT TEN OF THE SAME, ten DIFFERENT kinds of mushrooms.

>>13766649
>cordyceps

>>13766649
ive had that shit, there's magic mushrooms in it. I don't know how its legal but it got me stoned to fuck
they also make a powdered drink and it was real good

>>13763838
And now in dollars

>>13766121
for that price them better be those mushrooms that let you taste colours

Do Americans really eat 1870 calories per meal?

>>13770005
Yes, they eat a healthy 6 round meals at 1870 calories per hour.

not browsing the thread yet but I' assuming the shake takes at least a good chunk of the calories of the left?

>>13763838
This is dishonest because the fries aren't in a heart shape

>>13770005
OMAD is the preferred way to diet yes. Granted, ideally it shouldn't be with fast food.

>>13766792
Holy based

>>13766649
>Cordyceps
*ahem* *cough*
FUCK VEGANS

>>13769947
I think you're just retarded

>>13769848
You're clearly missing the point my G.

>>13767514
To be fair, I still fucking love bell peppers, even after all these years.

>>13769758
It's cheaper to eat healthier the stuff on the right is just retarded neurotic instagram shill version of healthy food

swap the shake for a second burger, then left

>>13770465
You clearly didn't have one Q.