/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13764445
Panda Express isn't even Chinese food you fucking retard. It's a cheap fucking bullshit excuse for Chinese food. Their food sucks ass and is always incredibly sweet. The Chinese wouldn't do that shit for their own meals. Fuck Panda Express. And fuck pandas in general, I would happily kill all pandas in the world. A jellyfish is smarter than a fucking panda.

>>13764455
This is clearly a troll post but I admire your passion.

>>13764462
I work in a store very close to a Panda Express and I got a fucking gift card to their shit for Christmas. It's always disappointing and it's one of the most busy food shops in the area. It enrages me every time. Fucking bullshit. But yeah I know it's trolling. Still, fuck this shit.

>>13764468
>>13764455

It may not be authentic Chinese cuisine but it's still a fucking guilty pleasure that I throughly enjoy when I need food.

>>13764455
Are you a 2nd gen immigrant from china?

>>13764445
the last time i went to a panda express the rice in the fried rice was still hard, to the point where it was basically inedible.

>>13764528

Definitely not authentic, but their food is a guilty pleasure. Shanghai Angus Steak, and their Mushroom Chicken are pretty decent, but everything else tends to be too sweet. Get spring rolls though - them using rice noodles as filler in their eggrolls is a hard pass.

>>13764455
There's no such thing as authentic Chinese food. China is a huge fucking place with various cuisines and dishes that aren't set in stone. The only hallmark of Chinese food is that it's made by Chinese people and has rice or noodles and soy sauce.

>>13764563
Guess what you fucking retard, if one of those "various cuisines" is in China, ITS AUTHENTIC CHINESE FOOD.

Hang yourself.

>>13764565
I realize this is hard for Chinese people to wrap their head around.

>>13764565
There are pretty good places south of canal in chinatown manhattan but even near where I live now there's this place moonstar that makes some good stuff.
Look at the menu yourself
http://www.moonstarny.com/

The chinks running a shop at the gypsy street market beats the shit out Panda Express.

>>13764836
Where's gypsy street? It seems like Hong Kong or San Francisco.

>>13764836
One could take a dump on a floor and it would be better than panda express, that hole in the wall has a pretty low bar and only appeals to tourists.

>>13764455
Is there not enough fucking bat.

The only thing worse than panda express would be sbarro, the only thing they have in common is their appeal to tourists and homosexuals.

The aussies are eating them all.

>>13764445
Unironically better than 90% of American generic Chinese restaraunts

>>13764993
No. Anything from "panda express" looks like shiny slop that's been sitting under a heat lamp for six hours, like its been sprayed with shellac to add a glaze.

>>13764876
t. retard who thinks Palau is China

>>13764542

I really enjoy their Cream cheese Rangoons. I don't mind the sweetness. Sweetfire Chicken breast and their Orange Chicken are amazing!! I honestly don't understand why so many complain about Panda. I'd rather have a little sweetness than bland boring meat.

>>13764455
>chinese wouldnt do that to their own food
Kek. Panda express is Chinese owned.

>>13766095

lel, wish they wouldn't bash Panda.

>>13764445
great thread panda express marketing team. you really convinced me to go consume some orange chicken.

>>13764530
I'm a 1st Gen immigrant from Sweden, but I've got a functioning tongue in my mouth, dip shit.

>>13764468
Do their survey on the receipt.
Their corporate insectoids really crack the whip on the location managers if they get bad feedback relating to food quality.

>>13766976

Thats really cool! They care about their staff and employees and want to improve quality where it is lacking. The cooks back there work hard as hell and do a great job. I've never been disappointed with Panda Express.

>>13766948
The fuck kind of moron emigrates to the US from northern europe? When drumpf proclaimed open borders for northern europeans, a resounding laugh echoed through the fjords, followed by a resounding thx, but no thx, fatty.

>>13764445
I live in NYC and I've never seen one of these fucking places. Why order from here instead of a regular Chinese take out joint?

>>13767075
I moved over when I was a minor due to my dad getting transferred within the company he worked for. Now I'm stuck here paying all my money in taxes for the military, and for rent. I'm saving up what little I can so I can move home from this fucking shithole of a country.

>>13764445
I fucking hate how that place has now become the defacto chinese place and is crowding out the mom and pop establishments. They are the walmart of chinese food. Fucking shame I have to drive 30 minutes now to get real chinese food.

>>13767951
How did that happen though? Why would people stop going to old school "chinese places" yet still patronize this abomination? It makes no sense at all.

>>13767028
>I've never been disappointed with Panda Express.
Really? Everytime I go is a disappointment: the food isn't cooked to order, and there's no excuse for that at a Chinese joint.

Honestly I hate pandas, I don't understand why ecofaggots have such a boner for them. It's such a stupid animal. They are lazy, they refuse to mate, they refuse to eat. Maybe they were meant to die out, and do-gooder conservation efforts could be better spent elsewhere.

thanks for reminding me of this place
now i can eat "chinese" without worrying about getting coronavirus from the real chinese places

>>13767993
Eating panda meat is pretty much the reason for coronavirus so try again.

>chinese people eat orange chicken, chow mein and crab rangoons regularly
>it's authentic i swear!

sources: im very inner city white

>>13767589
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Nordtard~!!!

>>13767107
Same here. There's a few around but not many. Ive only ever seen one in Ozone Park. Pretty sure theres also one im Grand Central though. And you wouldn't go to one of these over a chinese food joint. The retards that inhabit these boards are JUST like the normies they claim to hate so much. Slap a cute logo on it, spend a few bux on marketing and make it a franchise so they can giggle about it with their retard friends and voila. Never mind the quality of the food or how it tastes. Also I just remembered there's also one in Queens Center Mall food court.

>>13768002
Wasn't it bat meat?

>>13769102
Of course it's not authentic, it actually tastes good.