/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13763891
american here, for me it's jell-o salad with mayo

>>13763891
American here, for me it's Tacos.

>>13763908
>jello salad
you pulling my leg mate?

>>13763917
not at all, it's an all time american great, a golden era classic. sweet and savory variants can be made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YHVx7w3Gq8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHo1RRSTN4E

leaf here. I am upset when people call pancake syrup maple syrup. not even from the stupid shithole middle where it comes from.

>>13763917

No one really eats but it was a fad after WW2 before TV dinners became a thing.

Old lady Protestants still make it it for church socials and funerals.

>>13763924
why would you need to refrigerate what's basically liquid sugar

>>13763927
cope

Corndogs

I don't know if I'd call it offended per se, just an advanced disappointment

"Why?"

>>13763922
>>13763917
>>13763916
>>13763908
Same poster

>>13763935
I'm a proper Catholic from Louisiana.

We skipped this stuff.

>>13763931
to cool our waffles

>>13763956
>>13763943
>>13763927
Reddit spacing

>>13763954
>>13763943
>>13763956
same poster

>>13763954
cope
>>13763956
>Catholic
cringe

>>13763962
>>13763963
d-Delete!

>>13763958
How dare you.

>>13763922
>greetings my beautiful lovelies
absolutely fucking cringe, fuck emmy

>>13764092
that's formal american english as spoken in business meetings across the united states

>>13764095
You need to sudoku yourself

>>13763891
Pizza. Italy gets a pass for keeping it simple, but other than them America is the only country that can get it right.

>>13764120
you know theres other countries with pretty similar cuisine and culture in the mediterranean right

>>13763917
gram makes one with tangerine and pineapple
there's a pink one with marshmallow and strawberry
and there's the close cousin snickerdoodle

>>13763891
pepperoni with shrimp looks comfy desu. I want to try this.

>>13763891
Seafood at least takes effort to not overcook, but I don't understand how people fuck up curry. Onions, garlic, meat, spices, a spoon of tomato paste.

>>13764128

>>13763891
For Italy, it is literally everything.

>>13763891
Fairy bread. It has to be made with margarine, not fucking butter (even some Australians get this wrong). You need to use proper spherical hundreds and thousands, too, not any of those weird shapes, and a proper range of colours. How is it fairy bread without the colours? Finally, MASS PRODUCED WHITE BREAD, you stupid cunts. It's amazing how often I see people get this wrong. White bread from the local Vietnamese bread shop gets a pass because it's cheaper so that's understandable, but mass produced is so much better. And don't cut the crusts off. Puts hair on your chest.

That European shit with the chocolate sprinkles gives me the creeps.

>>13764324
>anglo food

>>13764372
a travesty

>>13763924
I’ve similarly been uppity when encountering poutine that uses shredded moz in lieu of proper curds

>>13764324
If I ever hear that you've made fairy bread with margarine instead of butter again, I will fuck you up.

>>13764324
Would this not be like just eating plain ass white bread, and sand? Sprinkles barely contain enough sugar to make this constitute as a dessert or sweet treat...I mean maybe the Belgian version where the sprinkles are solid chocolate and have a taste?

>>13763891
dane here
seeing gordon ramsays video on pork belly pissed me off that was horrible also rye bread and shit like that

>>13763917
While everyone loves to bust out the images of shit like hot dogs in tomato and mayo gelatin, the overwhelmingly vast majority of jello salads are nothing more than fruit and nuts set in flavored gelatin, served as a dessert.

>>13764523
Australian cuisine can best be described as "weird, but in a very disappointing way."

>>13764690
The descriptive word youre looking for re Australian food is 'shit'

>>13764523
it's a cheap colourful food for children at parties. it's not meant to be anything more.

>>13764324
surprisingly accurate

>>13764516
id say he is right, it does need to be margarine and white bread because fairy bread is a poor persons dessert, it doesn't make sense to so it with any sort of quality ingredient
same with bush donuts
jam on white bread, crusts cut, dipped in a light batter and deep fried
cause some cunt in Dapto could afford a jam donut for the fete probably

>>13764690
so its a trifle? without cake

>>13764324
Why the fuck would you use margarine instead of butter, are you trying to make it taste bad?

>>13764324
Why would you eat this when you could just fuck yourself with a knife?

>>13763891
>What food from your country do you get offended at when foreigners try to imitate?
DON'T PUT
CELERY IN
BORSCHT

>>13763891
I'm not Spanish and that image pisses me the fuck off.

>>13763891
For us it is foreign beer

Canadians seethe when you make a poutine without cheese curds, and just plain shredded cheese

>>13763891
>pineapple pizza
I don't get this meme, pineapple on pizza is fucking delicious.

pic related, I guess. +dried salted fish.

>>13765130
>dried salted fish and beer

One of my friends got really asshurt when I told him my lox was cured with sea salt, he had already eaten a pound of the stuff before he asked me for the recipe and suddenly mr high and mighty cant stomach another bite

>>13763891
I do not even know where to begin and I'm not even spanish. And what's even worse to realize, some people IN THIS VERY THREAD think chorizo belongs in paella.

>>13764324
>anglo food
>faggy bread

Checks out.

>>13764324
do australians really?

>>13765227
Yes but it's for little kids. Nobody eats that past 7

>>13763891
American. Pizza. Italy is fine but all you other fucks can't seem to figure it out. I've seen corn and fucking lettuce on your shit and it pisses me off

the shit americans call "brie"

>>13764324
>It has to be made with margarine, not fucking butter
fuck that, you really that committed to proud housing trust kid inverse snobbery that you're going to scrimp a few cents on margarine over butter?

>>13763931
Because bacteria loves water and sugar, which is all it is. If you keep it sanitary by never using the same spoon twice, or only pour it, it won't mold. But otherwise it will. You can just skim it off if it does, but I try to avoid that all together by putting it in the fridge

"Swedish meatballs" arnt stewed in gravy, amerisharts

>>13764816
Trifles are traditionally layered, so not really.

>>13764516
>>13764819
>>13765441
Fairy bread tastes better with margarine. It's not about price, it's what margarine is for.

>>13763891
In Spain, it would be the tortilla with onions. I'd also add the doneness (some people like it literally liquid in the middle). Personally, I'm a no onion, well done tortilla guy.

>>13763891
2bh I'm much more offended by the OP's pic than that retard's paella with chorizo, it just made me laugh at his retardation

>>13764456
that would be called "disco fries" where I'm from

>>13764324
holy based

Paella is a 20th century dish propped up by Franco for touristic reasons and deserves no kind of respect

>>13765807
really nigga? it's a pretty good dish, it's only that the tourists usually get the most fake trash version of it

>>13765807
i thought outside of reddit people generally agree that franco was a hero?

>>13764120
>>13764128
Yeah, Greece has something loosely described as pizza. It's awesome.

>>13765838
franco was a pos
t. spaniard, very few people praise franco openly here, they know most people think he was a pos, he got our country into a civil war, you think civil wars are a good thing?
>inb4 muh commie menace
in the republic the commies got like 5% of the voes
>inb4 muh priests
no srsly fuck the priests all of them they're nothing but scammers of widows trying to get them to donate their properties to the church

Tacos
How Americans manage to miss the point of such a simple dish is beyond me

>>13765833
It's very often utter trash, pretty well known for dubious seafood and explosive diarrhea.
It can be well done but always beware of dishes made in giant proportions with zanny 100m2 skillets

>>13765851
Didn't want to reply to that 12yo memester but you did it perfectly bravo

>>13765858
yeah exactly, most places will serve you the worst possible paella, that doesn't mean there isn't such thing as a good paella and that it isn't indeed a very good dish

>>13765838
True, but you forgot /ck/ is basically just a reddit/lgbt/ outpost at this point. See:
>>13765851
>>13765864

For a serious reply, read this article:
https://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/2019/November/43/11/magazine/article/10847222/

>>13765875
nice try faggot, I've been here for 10 years, bet you can't say the same

>>13765878
Still "transitioning" or post-op yet?

>>13765879
stop projecting homolord

>>13765879
There used to be a time when polsters had better than LOL U A TRANNY but I guess they're sending the preteens now

>>13765896
>everything i don’t like is /pol/
ya, this doesn’t call you out as a tranny at all...

>>13765902
>every contradictor is a tranny
>Franco is based
>Chronicles is a serious source
Yeah >>>/pol/

>>13765911
I didn’t say anything about Franco. you’re just a faggot. If you aren’t a tranny, you definitely say they are biologically female and want to fuck them while claiming you’re not a homosexual.

Most trannies came with the election, too desu. They read all these huffpo hit pieces on edgy 4channel and started moving here from tumblr and reddit.

>>13763908
>>13763922
this is why i am here fantastic thread OP

>>13765924
tumblr for one produced a whole army of degenerates, the kind that dwell at twitter nowdays, I'm not well versed in reddit, but tumblr was where the gender spectrum got widen

>>13765933
they're "working" their platforms simulatenously, let's not kid ourselves.

>>13765935
I do believe tumblr is pretty dead after the porn b&, so those most likely migrated elsewhere, but I do believe tumblr was a wide scale psyops, as in all those children got fucking fed the most toxic shit possible just to be weaponized against society itself, I might be wrong, but that's what it looks like to me

>>13765088
Fun fact: Czech pilsner was the most popular beer at the turn from 19th to 20th century, wich was when Spanish beer companies started to appear. As a result of this, nowadays 90% of spanish brands are czech-style pilsners.

>>13763924
is that maple syrup supposed to be good? i got it last time i was in montreal and i thought it was shit.

>>13765596
yes but they are made with horse right?

>>13765950
I don’t know, I never had it. I buy Costco maple syrup.

>>13765941
i still see tons and tons of screencaps from tumblr on my instagram
admittedly that's because i click on them to have a laugh at angsty teens who have their heads up their asses, so i'm not complaining, i'm just saying tumblr must still be quite active.

>>13765959
>i'm just saying tumblr must still be quite active.
I thought it died completely, ohwell

>>13765958
Costco's isn't terrible (I assume you mean their maple syrup, not some "table syrup"), but it's weak. There's different grades of maple syrup that have different amounts of maple flavor, and the stuff Costco uses is fairly light.

I've never had bad maple syrup, because it's maple-flavored sugar water and is hard to fuck up. But it's definitely different than table syrup. Idk if it's the corn syrup that gives it the wrong flavor, or lack of maple, or not sweet enough, or some combo, but it just isn't comparable. It's a different product, not a knock off. Like comparing potatoes with sweet potatoes.

tl;dr Costco's real maple syrup is actually real maple syrup and tastes good, but you get what you pay for: mass-produced, inoffensive flavor.

>>13765950
Explain.

>>13765116
This,
And its not called fucking disco fries.

>>13765851
>T. Commie menace

>>13766424
not even a commie

>>13765853
It's good that you don't know what the swedes have done to tacos and it has become sort of a national dish

>>13764796
...but it literally tastes like wax (margarine, really?), and tooth sandpaper. Last I was aware, children also had taste buds.

>>13763961
Not the anon you're responding to but I've worked in a position where I have to write emails daily to various people and you're supposed to shift+enter twice for a firm line break for readability. Also when doing layout for magazines and newspapers and the like you do shift+enter for new paragraphs since just regular enter can fuck things up.

>>13763891
Chips on a full english

>>13764120
>America is the only country that can get it right
>Fucking Windsor "Earth's Rectum" Ontario has the third best traditional slice in the world of all places.
It ain't hard to not fuck up pizza.

>>13765682
Nah

>>13764120
Italian pizza has way better raw produces AND cooking skills

>>13763891
Flygande Jakob

>>13766517
Thats one of the best parts. U can dip the chipie into the beans or the egg yolk. I like to put some vinegar over them

Mulce or sweet blod sausages
every house had its own way of making them, the general recepie is:

pigs blood, sugar, raisins, flour, rice or soaked breadcrumbs, pine nuts and then different stuff for flavour- chocolate, lemons, apples, spices,...

you'd cook the rice, then add all the other ingridients, cook them untill you get a thick consistency, and then eat this straight away or make sausages.

i hate blood sausages and sweet ones even more

>>13766750
Sweden is irredeemable

Canuck reporting in. I know you can't really get cheese curds in a lot of places but it drives me nuts when people do poutine wrong. Using shredded yellow cheddar is the worst.

The real answer for americans is pizza. You can put literally anything on a burger and they won't blink, but the japs make a mayo and corn pizza one time and they all flip out.

>>13766750
Drop the bananas and maybe sub in coconut milk and it wouldn't be too bad.

Cheesesteaks. The only parts of the world that can seem to figure out this extremely simple dish are eastern PA, NJ, DE, and Italy. Thin sliced seasoned beef, a good melting cheese or wiz, and sometimes onions. That's it. No mayo, no green pepper, not a literal sliced steak, and no cheddar.
>>13765853
>Tacos
I feel like the way most places fuck up tacos is the same kind of way people fuck up cheesesteaks

Belgium. We don't get mad but really dissapointed when the fries are shit, main reason why we have so few fast-food chains per capita. We'll drink shitty beer or just switch to the local wine/spirit/liquor that's decent but we won't eat shit fries twice.

>>13765257
So it's a breakfast food?

>>13765950
These cans are generic Quebec Maple Syrup cans. It's not a particular brand, so the mileage may vary. If you're in Quebec, the syrup in that can most likely comes from the closest big maple grove.
I have a few dozen cans stashed in my house because our family owns a maple grove, but someone else boils the maple water for us. We get like 4 cases every year.

>>13766457
Oh, I know, I just try to ignore it

>>13767111
How do people fuck up cheesesteaks? I know nothing about cheesesteaks but I do know about tacos

I don't even know what my state's identity is and I've lived here my whole life, I guess shepards pie and juicy lucys. Those are pretty much impossible to fuck up

>>13763891
Australia doesn't have many internationally well-known foods but I've seen foreigners fuck up ANZAC biscuits and flat white coffee. Flat white is supposed to be very concentrated, basically just espresso with a splash of milk, not a piss-weak latte with the foam scraped off. Australia is a nation of massive coffee snobs so foreign coffee in general usually triggers the hell out of us.

>>13766849
That's why you cut your toast into soldiers you swarthy man

>>13764324
Absolutely based. Now I want some fairy bread.

Aunt myrnas party cheese salad

>>13767097
>banana
I knew there was something with that pic

>>13767617
It's kids party food.
That said last time I was at a party they had a plate and all the drunk people ate it all 3 minutes after it came out.

>>13767069
They'll put ketchup on a cassoulet tho fucking cunts

>>13767069
Corn can actually be found on pizza in America, usually in the context of "Mexican" pizza. It's not a bad topping either, though it's not one that lends well to having a lot of it on a pizza.

>>13767069
Pizza isn't even american, Italy does it better

>>13763891
Dry couscous salads

>>13765896
no there didnt has always been a majority of low effort insults quit booming on a message board tranny

>>13768850
Best coffee I've ever had in my life was at an Australian-owned cafe in NYC

>>13765851
>very few people praise franco openly here
Very few people praise Hitler openly in Germany but a hell of a lot of krauts think that he's a hero tho

>>13765711
>sin cebolla
>cuajada

You are subhuman.

>>13769519
Ok zoomer

>>13769552
What a stupid bunch he literally split the country in half, had most men killed and women raped.

>>13765853
>put vegetables on something
>fucking it up

>>13764120
>Italy gets a pass

Kraut speaking, gonna go with bratwurst. I’ve had some decent varieties in the states, but holy shit the US can bastardize a sausage. Don’t get even get me started on whatever the fuck Hot Dogs are.

>>13764092
>fuck emmy
I would, so hard, I'd be crowned emperor of china

>>13770116
Yep, still missing the point

>>13770137
rent free

>>13763891
Everytime I've been overseas the burgers and BBQ are trash. I don't like to eat american food when in another country but I'll try it once out of curiosity. They manage to fuck it up every time, makes we wonder if making real american food in asia or some shit would be lucrative. I ate at whoopi goldburger in Tokyo, it was pretty cool but the burger was basically a salad sandwich. They also had mash potatoes as a side which was weird

>>13765851
Nigger

Sopa de macaco. No, you cannot put beans or pork in it, that's feijoada. The soup is literally monkey+chicken stock+spices+peppers+potatoes+carrots, no pork or beans involved.

>>13770857
>be american
>travel around the world just to see how american food varies
i bet theres people like that

>>13771698
I wouldn't specifically book trips just to do this. But yeah, if I'm there for more than a few days I'd probably try my local cuisine in a foreign place to see what their idea of my cuisine is like.

I know America bastardizes other cuisines, I'm interested to know if that goes both ways.

>>13771968
well mcdonalds tries to keep the "McDonalds" flavor abroad but they tend to adapt the menus or add local stuff
i bet the big franchises like mcdonalds or BKing taste pretty much the same worldwide
i dont think we nearly have as many fast food restaurants in europe as in USA tho

>>13770857
Korean wifes senpai in Korea always trys to find me American food even though I tell them not to... Horrible pasta dishes with no basil, pizza covered in sweet potatos, corn and honey. Sweet potato covered corn dogs dusted in sugar... terrible burgers etc.. etc.. I am always "Honey get what your dad wants" Love them but sometimes they are too nice...

>>13765851
In USA we praise the tyrant who got us into a civil war.

Even worse, the cuisine of his enemy was notably superior.

When the "cuban" bread is just french bread in a cuban bread labeled wrapper or bag.

>>13772588
What was Confederate cuisine like anyway?

>>13764324
Finally, someone gets it

>>13763891
Makrel i tomat - lowest quality shreded mackerel in tomato sauce

>>13770857
i am thinkng of starting a burger stall. i would only serve burgers and maybe some coleslaw or something. what menu would you reccomend? 3 items maximum. also what drinks beside regular soda?

>>13773098
It would fail. "Authentic" American BBQ is trash everywhere else in the world. Americans only like it because nostalgia.

>>13765116
The entire point of a poutine is the damn curds. That's the best part.

>>13765132
sounds like a good time.

>>13763891
Spicy Chocolate Chicken

>>13773098
are you not doing fries because no fryer? they are pretty mandatory with burgers. if I ever eat coleslaw with burgers it's usually at a backyard bbq, I'd suggest grilling burgers over fire if you're only gonna serve coleslaw with them. do like one traditional burger with lettuce, tomato, onion, american cheese, maybe pickles and then a burger sauce made of ketchup/mayo/mustard. Could also do a bbq style one with bbq sauce, Swiss/provolone/cheddar, and preferably battered onions but that would be a problem if you don't have a fryer.

idk what drinks besides soda or beer

>German dishes always look unappealing or plain at best
>cant show them on the 'gram
>the few times people make something like Rouladen they seem to actually give a shit
A-Ok here friendo, for what it's worth tho, go ahead and do weird things to our dishes, eat that Weißwurst with Ketchup, serve that Sauerbraten in a taco. It's all good

>>13773443
Anon, what have you done? You reminded me with those abomination

>>13763891
coasties and flyovers who put beans in their chile con carne

>>13770118
gotta feed the tourists

>>13764456
cheese curd can be extremely hard to get depending on location

From the south here
BBQ
Yanks fuck it up so badly that it can't even be considered food. Good BBQ is some of the best food imaginable, it's a shame most people will never get to taste it. The best BBQ comes from off the beaten path tiny places. If you can't see sunlight through the walls, you aren't getting good BBQ

>>13763891
>For spain, its paella
Actually, for Valencia, its paella and even in other places of Spain people tend to fuck it up badly. But being honest valencian's autisim with paella it's the highest I've ever seen. One guy I know says that what actually gives the paella its taste is actually the tap water used, so when he travels somewhere and is planning to make a pallea there he brings with him bottles filled with fucking tap water.

>>13774040
>he doesn’t get his bbq from country niggas roasting pigs outside
Imagine

When people make smørrebrød and they dont use rye bread or something even close to it

>>13774115
but comparatively, the rest of spain still gets most things right unlike dumb foreigners

>>13763891
Holy fuck do people bastardize cheese everywhere else

>Breadcrumbs in the ground beef
>Chunks of green peppers
>Chewiest bread possible.

>>13774823
Cheese burgers*

>>13772798
unleavened white cornbread, bacon and random fucking ferns

>>13767111
Most sub shops in New England makes a good cheesesteak as well.

>>13763891
Not salting the pot before boiling the pasta water

>>13763891
>You know how italians supposedly react
oh I know exactly how those wogs are

>>13764372
>>13764324
>>13765225

>>13763891
You can get that at the supermarket for like 5 bucks in total

>>13775228
based, but you do know irish food is pretty much the same right?

>>13763891
Chicken Enchiladas.
They require mayo and black olives in the filling. The traditional method sucks ass.

>>13770137
hot dogs are tiny bologna.

>>13766750
Fuck, I love this though :(

i live in southeast louisiana. it's nonna's fucking red sauce all over again. i've had boiled seafood, etouffe, gumbo, jambalaya, fried chicken, fish and a million other bullshit regional foods, all prepared differently, some were good, some were terrible, but one thing i cannot fucking stand is the people who act like they've has their shoes pissed on because they were served bread pudding with gold instead of black raisins or red beans in the jackets instead or creamed. 'my mammaw cooked it this way.' am i your fucking mammaw? can your autism and just eat it or don't. it's fucking annoying.

>pic very related

>>13774261
>smørrebrød
I think you mean "bread with toppings"

for me it's Brunswick stew. I get really pisssed when Virginia yankees put beans and potatoes in there