/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Ugh

>>13755999
He burned the tomato.

>>13755999
It's probably terrible. People in the Star Trek universe go years exclusively eating food out of a replicator. They've likely lost the taste for natural ingredients. Riker's just taking random stabs in the dark without being able to properly assess the results.

>>13756185
yeah I remember O'Brien mentioning his mum cooked food and everyone thinking that was bizarre
not that the new shows are written by people who know a single thing about star trek

ASS DEEP

>>13755999
Who is Riker?

>>13756204
Have less sex, loser.

>>13756204
Cmdr William T. Riker from Star Trek: The Next Generation

>>13756215
Normie as fuck.

>>13756215
How do we know it's not his clone, Thomas Riker?

>>13756223
How is that normie?

How long before babish comes out with the "Riker's Bunnicorn Pizza" video?

Whos the jews in deepspace nine? The Dominion? The Bajorans? Or everyone?

Does this pizza contain ranch?

>>13756289
Idk, I never watched that one because it's trash

I'd be very surprised to learn than anyone on /ck/ likes the Picard show.

>>13756289
Ferengi

>>13756223

>>13755999
You are a subhuman if you havent dropped the show yet

Theoretically you could still cook food from scratch with replicated ingredients and spices. It's more weird that Riker and Sisko went to the trouble of getting authentic stuff.

>>13756224
Thomas Riker died in a cardie prison camp.

>>13756289
Bajorans are the
>muh holocaust
>Muh homeland
>Muh religion
Jews
Ferengi are the profit hungry jews
Federation are the multi cult for everyone except (((Vulcans))) jews
Dominion are the "Some Goyim were mean to us in the past so we are going to brainwash everyone not like us into being our slaves for eternity" Jews

>>13755999
nah, Benjamin Sisko is the only Starfleet officer who can actually cook
>tfw will never get to taste the Emissary's jambalaya

>>13756223
we now live in a world where zoomers who don't know what star trek is will call trekkies "normies"
people who liked star wars used to be "nerds", and that made people who liked star trek "freaks"
I don't recognize this world anymore, and I don't like the people like you that exist in it

>>13755999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS9sQiKxK-E
Wa la.

>>13756185
Riker has been a cook his whole life and would go out of his way not to use the replicator.

>>13757098
Because anything made from the replicator wont taste the same as real ingredients. Its like orange chemical flavor to an actual orange.

>>13757735
It's because somehow being a nerd was made to seem cool and all the people who think all being a nerd is is kind of liking popular sci fi and fantasy franchises announce their "nerdiness" to the world through retarded Dr. Who and Harry Potter tattoos and themed weddings and shit. Meanwhile if you are a true nerd, i.e. are intelligent and have a deep passion for an esoteric subject, you get labeled as a freak by the same people who have the stones to call themselves nerds.

Fuck I hate riker. Literally anyone would have been a better number one. Especially the pitbull number one. Holy fuck he needs to die. Troi would unironically would be a better right hand man than fucking useless cuck riker.

>>13756188
I take it you don't remember the episode where Riker made scrambled eggs that word thought was delicious?

Just so you people know, you can't burn anything in an oven without it making everything else taste burnt.

>>13759378
well said, you fuckin nerd

>>13756161
he made 2 pizzas. only burnt the first

>>13756185
there was an entire scene in that episode talking about how good real food is. Hell, plastic bitch even took a bite out of a tomato for the first time in her life.

>>13758213
I only remember one episode with riker serving food to others and every seemed absolutely disgusted

>>13759961
In his defense he said a cook is only as good as the ingredients he's given.

>>13756289
i'm picking up what you're putting down

>>13756319

The Ferengi are fucking Americans. Low talent fuck ups looking for a Snake Oil to sell to rubes. Jews are insular and self sufficient, well educated and hated because they smart. Probably Vulcan, post scarcity.

>>13755999
Shit, I thought Orson Welles had been dead for over 30 years.

>>13757098
Star Trek replicators can't replicate living cells for whatever stupid reason so they're not great at many foods

>>13759954
Picard isn't canon, though.

>>13760543
That's strange. That they have both replicator tech and transporter tech but they can't replicate a living cell.

>>13756223
super prick.

>>13760561
agreed its a stupid show

>>13757684
>EVERYONE IS THE JEWS
get help

>>13760561
transporters move matter from one location to anther atom by atom but reconstitutes the subject in the exact same configuration

replicators store base components and re-assemble them into new configurations

>>13761939
You know a good Doctor, preferably one without Syphilis.

>>13761992
Transporters can create copies of the people they transport. This was established as far back as TOS.
Shouldn't be that hard for them to work back from that and use the tech to mass copy/paste a nice steak.

>>13762054
well either way there is still the hypothetical precondition that you have the initial state of the object at the same time. they do mention a "transporter buffer" - maybe even a small amount of organic material data is far too large for even their superior databanks to store it feasibly.

in any case it's a moot point because the transporter was just invented in the writer's room because they didn't have the budget to film a shuttle landing sequence. also star trek is babby's first sci-fi where they have routinely (even since TOS) hand-waved things with nonsensical jargon and left it up to the nerds to justify it

>>13755999
I love it when /trek/ leakes into other boards

>>13762008
who's she?

>>13762054
would anyone else consider fucking or sucking off their transporter clone?

>>13762296
have you ever noticed how in star trek all the alien races are always seen only ever eating or drinking a handful of things? it always bugged me. i mean surely there are other cardassian sauces beyond yarmok, and more klingon booze beyond blood wine, same goes for gagh, romulan ale, etc...

>>13756289

>>13762367
Only if the balls didn't touch. Then it would be VERY VERY gay.

>>13755999
He's a big guy

>>13762367
You can let him suck you off, or you can go balls deep on him, but the moment you reciprocate you become a fag.

>>13763470
Riker hungry......Riker EAT!

>>13757735
>>13759378
Star Trek, and Star Wars, have always been normiecore, you're talking about hugely popular and influential parts of American pop culture. Sure, you might make an argument for the hardcore Trekkies being treated that way, but they're essentially the same type as those people who go to football games in nothing but bodypaint and a speedo. For fuck's sake, Picard is the EIGHTH Star Trek series with 3 more currently in production, alongside 13 films.

>>13762383
There is actually a fairly decent number of Klingon dishes and drinks depicted in Trek, Bajoran food and drink have a lot of mentions as well.

>>13763470
IIRC, he's only about 6'3", so it's not that he's even very tall, it's just that most of the cast were shrimplets.

>>13762383
Klingon food is mostly disgusting designed to be mostly eaten raw with giving you a gut ache since everything has to be some kind of challenge for them.

>>13755999
So sad to see these decrepit has-beens trying to relive their glory days by replaying shitty versions of their only role that was slightly memorable.

>>13759399
A chef is only as good as his ingredients.

>>13755999
>homemade

It's apparently made outside, therefore it is not homemade