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What note of encouragement should I leave to my local dominoes team making my order right now?

>> No.13759673

>>13759665
>I don't know what I would do without you.
>Tell Us More: I was going to hang myself tonight, but then I realized I still had money for a pizza. Maybe tomorrow.

>> No.13759688

>>13759665
>tfw no gf

>> No.13759697

I always select You are my pizza heroes

>> No.13759702

"treat my order like it's the most important one in the world" sounds like like encouragement and more like a threat.

>> No.13759705

>>13759665
Go full /ck/
>Come on wagie, make my fucking pizza. And it better be good or I'll fire your dad tomorrow.

>> No.13759706

>>13759665
If it's a dinner order, the lunch one
If it's a lunch order, the dinner one

>> No.13759726

if you read this your mother will die in her sleep tonight no comebacks or protec can mitigate this

>> No.13759728 [DELETED] 

>>13759665
"14/88 and have a blessed WHITE day"

>> No.13759885

>>13759706
kek

>> No.13759965

Please don’t spit on my pizza. Please.

>> No.13760064

>>13759665
>pee is stored in the balls?

>> No.13760068

sneed

>> No.13760339

>>13759665
>treat my order like it's the most important one in the world, you filthy wagie

>> No.13760346

>>13759705
wagies are scum and any pretense to act otherwise should never be encouraged

>> No.13761279

>>13759702
they had to put in a line for women, who need to be duplicitous
why say something encouraging when you could put pressure on someone and demand special treatment?

>> No.13761382

>>13760346
Literally this.