/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Yikes

Only complaint I have is the small portion size desu senpai.

i don't get pairing pasta with toast. i can understand if you have some bread on the side to mop up the sauce after you're done but toast sucks for that so the only thing i can conclude is that you're literally eating pasta with bread which is disgusting

Everything is always terrible on this board, because people are pieces of shit. Don't ever post anything for comment. Just become a loser asshole like the rest of them.

>>13758894
OP here, calm down.
I'm gay btw.

>>13758894
amazing that getting negative feedback would cause someone to become so bitter. i could never imagine it having such an effect on me, but then again i don't have such a massive ego or consider myself an amazing cook. so it doesn't bother me that much when people shit on me.

>>13758887
spaghetti on toast
bet you feel stupid now huh

>>13758932
yes

>>13758852
Is that puttanesca? Looks good, would devour.

>>13758927
I don't give a fuck because these stupid pricks here are children and failed adults. It's just not a forum where you can come to for an honest opinion. Once you accept that, you quit trying to use an image board with quick feedback for anything meaningful and you fuck off to real cooking boards. This place is where I come to taunt idiots for fun.

>>13758874
I laughed out loud

>>13758852
Last nights dinner?

Colour correct that shit in PS. I can't tell if that's a rye bread or not.

>>13759044
>I don't give a fuck
stopped reading there. you clearly do and i'm not gonna let myself get sucked in by your bitter autism

>>13759122
lol.. you fucking kids. Bored fucking idiots.

>>13758852
That portion couldn't fill a baby.

>>13758884
this. it looks putzy and it tells me OP has a weight problem. trade 2 bread pieces for a bigger portion

>>13759199

Wait until you're 40. That's 3 meals. After that, it's gout.

>>13758894
No it isn't. It is just full of very harsh critics. There are dishes that get posted all the time that receive praise. But if something is wrong with it people will tell you. Stop being a puss.

>>13759148
Look in the mirror you nancy boy.

Looks better than the shit I had tonight. Drank too much and ate too much so I had to cut back for dinner.

>>13759276

No, it's assholes judging camera angle, colour, presentation because they can't taste a goddamn thing. It's uninformed assholes universally in these threads, and mostly depressed individuals without a kitchen they can cook in and depend on mom to feed their loser asses. I'm not joking. This place isn't hell's kitchen, it's hell's outhouse. Full of Dickensian losers looking for booze or a fight.

>>13759324
Sounds like you need your nap time because you're just making a bunch of shit up because you're mad someone online didn't like your picture.

>>13759332

No, I'm just using words and analogies you don't understand.

>>13759338
>this is you

>>13759301
But yours is colour corrected or shot in proper neutral light so it looks good. See. All about the display.

I'd eat that.

>>13758852
Too much carbs

>>13759339
You're just like 2 generations away from knowing a goddamn thing. Wait until you're 25, then wait until you're 40, then talk to me.

>>13759352
Ok boomer

>>13759332
OP here, I seriously am not that guy.

>>13759352
Bitter, angry and sad. It must suck being one of those conspiracy nuts who feels like they know more than everyone else, No one is talking shit about food because there is nothing wrong with it. It never fucking happens.

>>13758852

bread + pasta? what are you some fucking peasant?

>>13759044
>>13758927

One of you made this, didn't you?

>>13761658
No, I made that pie.

>>13761724
you shouldn't have. really, you shouldn't have.

>>13758852
on how it looks alone, 9/10. presentation could be cleaner

>>13758852
Is that eggplant?
Look tasty to be honest but maybe add some kind of meat on the side maybe veal

>>13758852
light dinner/10

I don't think I'd recommend bread as a side for a pasta dish, though. Too many carbs makes the meal too heavy. Probably would have opted for a cold salad on the side.

>>13758852
Looks like a big slopp of shit.

>>13758852
Compare you to mine
>>13761934

>>13762009
if you want to make your food look this horrible and disgusting on purpose, keep photographing it with flash on