/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13748085
You don’t have friends because the people you meet are “beneath you”

>>13748085
You enjoy the taste and feel of a large penis.

>>13748085
Your toilet has the sympathy of other toilets.

>barley tea
>peanut butter & honey
>seared pork fat
>baked beans
>toast with sugar and cinnamon sugar

I only eat shiitake mushrooms and sardines
i drink espresso and beer exclusively aside from water

>>13748085
Not gay, but very very gay.

>>13748194
Momma's boy

>>13748500
I wish. I don't talk with my parents.

>>13748085
Broke after every meal.

Mine:
>Aglio olio
>Szechuan stir fry noodles
>Beans and rice with Mexican seasoning
>Avocado pasta
>Red curry
>Malaysian chicken or veg curry
>Fajitas
>Linda McCartney Burgers

>>13748194
You shit a lot

>>13748085
Closet alcoholic

>>13748085
Obnoxious personality
Homosexual (or often mistaken for one)
Dresses weird

>>13748085
Not pleasant company. The kind of individual who is intelligent but unfortunately knows it too well and is thus an utter douche.

>eat a lot or stir fry and other Asian food.
>pickles, pickles, and more pickles
>not a vegetarian, but not a whole lot of meat
>would bathe with tzatziki
>eat raw bell peppers erry day.

>>13748545
Ding ding ding

Mine:
>No fast food or processed food
>Milk coffee but no sugar
>One or two big meals a day instead of snacks
>Local food instead of chains
Favorite food:
>Italian-style pizza
>stew
>french fries and mashed potatoes
>chinese
>beans
>tabasco

>>13748616
Compmete pain in the ass. Dilettante. very soft hands.

Here’s me

> fresh grind drip coffee every morning — love an Irish coffee on weekends
> favorite food is sushi, udon, or soba
> frequently cook curry, tacos, mac n cheese, pizza, dumplings, chicken soup, gumbo
> love to take out from Newk’s on a busy night
> favorite drink is classic margarita with some blue curaçao
> love eating at nice restaurants—favs include bone marrow, quail or squab, braised pork belly or Spanish pig ear, seafood
> favorite fresh greens are arugula and sprouts

>>13748599
You eat late

>>13748685
Why do you say that?

>>13748534
Once a day

>>13748531
faps to only the most patrician furfag erotica

>>13748631
Weeb alcoholic. Pretentious asshole. Ises trust fund money to buy shabby chic crap from the goodwill.

>>13748085
runny shits and ugly skid marks. change your diet, you disgusting fuck.

>>13748085
>calvados
>earl grey tea
>english-style cider
>Irn Bru
>passion fruit juice
>miso soup
>solyanka
>coq au vin
>skirlie
>asado
>edamame
>apples
>oatmeal with cinnamon, maple syrup and strawberries
>smoked salmon
>cabbage, spinach and argula salad with a basic olive oil, malt vinegar and dijon mustard dressing

>>13748631
Wears blazers when going out.

>>13749333
Too culturally scatterbrained to be of any use. Clearly feeble minded. Almost certainly homosexual.

Jambon buerre
Baguette with Kerrygold butter or Camembert cheese
Lots of cheese. Dubliner, Brie, camenbert, pepper jack, gruyere, jarlsberg, brovolone
Raspberry unsweetened tea
Skim milk
Nuts, any kind
Greek veal soup
Gyros
Falafel sandwiches
Tomato sandwiches
Cucumber sandwiches
Rugbrød for those sandwiches
Vanilla Coke (but not anymore)
Homemade cream corn
French style scrambled eggs
I’m not French I swear
Either kettle cooked or baked chips, never original
soft pretzels with spicy mustard
Godly pork roll and cheese on kaisers
Butter pecan ice cream, hot fudge as topping
Dark chocolate with sea salt
I put cayenne and parsley on everything
Poppy seeds go on mashed potatoes

>>13749453
>Nuts, any kind
I bet

>>13749456
Lmfao you are a goon for that

>>13748599
I’m not the only one that went out and bought raw bell peppers after watching the Simpson’s episode? Good news. I thought I was retarded for that after I took the first bite.

>>13748085
Curry
Cookies and coffee
Offbrand soda
Pineapple
Blue cheese

>>13748599
Asian food tzaziki and pickles are based
You can stuff those bell peppers in your ass

>>13748616
You are too old to post on 4chan

Me:
>black sugarless coffee or green tea
>beer
>no sweets
>no fast food (because there are no fast food restaurants around me)
>one big meal a day which MUST contain at least one good source of protein and at least one green vegetable
>favourite snacks are bellpeppers and cured sausages (you won't understand that one if you're not from around here, our local cured beef sausage is the SHIT)

most of my dinners are chicken/beef, onions, and rice. i eat a lot of eggs and try to get a good amount of protein in general. if i have time in the morning i'll make cereal but most days i'd rather sleep an extra few minutes than give myself time to eat. i've never been overweight but i'm very conscious about what food i eat and i generally avoid sugary/processed foods. i drink lots of fancy tea, milk, and water. food in general is really disgusting to me if i don't force myself to eat it and not think

>>13748531
Is Indian, vegetarian, and a tremendous cuck

>>13748599
>>13749523
What's with this bell pepper meme?
People can't possibly have bell peppers for a snack, right?

>>13748096
10/10

>>13749489
has the most refined palate in his trailer park

Black coffee in the morning
5 cups of tea in the afternoons
Bacon is essentially a seasoning
A good soup with crusty bread is the best lunch
BBQ short beef ribs possibly the best thing in the world
Recently started to like Brussel Sprouts
Thick beer and smokey whiskey

>>13749752
Kek

black coffee
room temperature water
sardeens
mustard
spinach

>>13748096
fucking lol

>>13749795
Your blood pressure is very high. Your cholesterol is higher. Be sure your will is in order.

>>13748085
level headed and doesnt excite easy
>>13748194
picturesque home life
>>13748531
very open to new experiences
>>13748616
disciplined
>>13748631
city working class
>>13749333
/fit/bro and checked
>>13749453
french
>>13749523
outdoor type
>>13749489
cant cook well
>>13749574
cant cook well
>>13749795
reddit cross poster

>>13749489
Patrician besides soda

Chicken sausages, eggs and corn for breakfast

Cigarette and protein bar for lunch

Grassfed beef burgers with sweet pickles, raw onion, BBQ sauce, etc for dinner

Porters, stouts, heavy craft beers

Exotic spicy shit

>>13748085

>cured sausages
>olives
>pickles
>semi-soft cheeses
>cider
>feta cheese
>tea
>OMAD
>Pappy's whiskey
>red onions
>kiwi

>>13749854
And mine.

2-3 cups of plain coffee, last cup sometimes has sugar and cream
BBQ, beef jerky, fajitas, and steaks
spicy food
hamburgers and pizza
pastas
raw fruit, fruit smoothies, baked fruit, grilled fruit, fruit with spices, fruit pie, etc.
salads
all kinds of soda and beer
bacon and eggs
ice cream
dark chocolate
sour candy
trail mix with berries and chocolate

>>13749840
Thanks, however I have yearly medicals with blood tests and heart exams because of my job. I've a physiology 10 years younger than my age.
MoooOOOORE RIBS!

>8 scrambled eggs with smoked salmon or bacon
>cramy spinach
>basic burgers
>only water and 4€ vodka mixed with monster and protein shakes with regular, almond or oat milk
>oven fish meals
>pasta with olive and garlic
>any sort of bakery product with meat
>soft muffin cookies
>spicy peanuts and cashews
>whatever fresh berries are on sale
>wasa bread with peanut butter and cheese or banana
>cheap sausages I eat on the go

>>13749581
Why not? I love them. Bell peppers, celery and carrots all make great snacks in their raw form. I need a dip for celery, but carrots and peppers taste great on their own.

>>13748085
>Black sugarless coffee
>vodka
>dark chocolate
>Spicy food
You're a classical example of a guy who chooses his food in a way he thinks it impresses others.

>black sugarless coffee
>scrambled eggs with hot sauce
>raw potatoes, carrots, cucumbers or beets as a snack
>lots of fruit and berries
>favourite meal is fried squid or tofu, both with a side of rice, fried vegetables and hot sauce
>1 cup of green tea or water before and during every meal
>fast food maybe once a month
>homemade cheese pizza

>no breakfast maybe a coffee
>no lunch but 4L of water over the course of the day
>extravagant supper of the finest available ingredients
>1140ml Vodka
>end scene

>>13751408
>raw potatoes as a snack
You're mentally impaired

>>13751426
they’re edible as long as you peel and clean them and they really don’t taste as bad as you’d expect. they have a nice earthy flavour

>>13751436
They taste like starchy non sweet apples with poor smell and texture.
You aren't making me fall for this meme as I'm dumb enough to have tried it already.

>coffe/tea
>nothing sweet
>vodka
>2 meals a day, always with meat
>lots of eggs
>everything with plenty of garlic

Yeah, these threads don’t work if no one does the assumption part and just shitposts their favorite foods into the void.

>coffee plenty of cream and sugar
>detroit style pizza (but all pizza is tasty)
>cheeseburgers
>eggs
>rice
>lamb
>deviled eggs
>ribs
>tuna casserole
>asparagus
>all breakfast food

>>13748085
>hoki
>pearl onions
>cauliflower
>deenz
>garlic bread
>mustard

>Marinated chicken in the oven with soy and honey and tomato paste as a base
>Thick, hearty British stews
>Minimum 3 cups of coffee with a splash of milk
>Cortados at good cafés and vanilla lattes at starbucks clones
>Smoked Paprika
>Not that into sweetness
>Eggs almost daily
>5% beers
>Pilsners > Bitters > Lagers > IPAs
>High alcohol threshold
>Sparkling water, the sparklier the better
>Late night snacking
>Never ever happy with food I've cooked myself.

>>13753006
Fat american.
>>13752774
>>13751423
Late 20s and dead inside and waging with no possibility of career advancement.

>>13753105
>fat American
Not fat in the least bit lol, I do eat like one though I’ll admit.

>black coffee no sugar
>anything spicy
>fajita steak salad
>pepperoni pizza
>sushi
>burgers
>mititei
>beer
>hard seltzer
>fireball

>ezekiel bread
>crunchy peanut butter
>boneless skinless chicken thighs
>broccoli
>single malts

>>13748631
You're a bottom from the Pacific Northwest.

>>13755668
College soccer player?

>>13753105
>Late 20s and dead inside and waging with no possibility of career advancement.
Early 20s but beside that basically right