/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>sour kraut

>>13744308
>Gouda - made in USA

>>13744308
joe rogan is mentally ill

Naw dawg, sounds nasty.

What kind of diet should I be on to attain this aesthetic?

>>13744363

Whatever bert Crystal's eats should be good.

shame about the el yuca

>>13744308
>fried eggs from my yard
Why does he keep his eggs in his yard?

this joe rogan is the guy who hosted fear factor like 20 years ago right?

>>13744375
so uncrustables and tito's?

>>13744389
And he did some standup.

>>13744336
He's a nice guy, but he really isn't very intelligent.

>>13744386
He has an eggplant

This is disgusting. I'd rather eat like a bitch, thanks.

>>13744411
it's pretty much stand up yelling

>>13744411
I distinctly remember his arms being really obviously different lengths when he hosted FF but now I can't find any evidence of it

>>13744420
At least it was more fun than his podcasts are.

>>13744418
???

>>13744319
Yeah ditch the sauerkraut and replace the canned jalapenos with fresh ones and I'd actually eat it

>>13744418
Kek

>>13744308
>sandwich
>"fried" eggs
>sour kraut

This is the man who popularised JBP

>>13744308
>gouda
>mayo
>hot sauce
>sour kraut
Rogan's as much of a tastelet as he is a brainlet, who'd thunk

>>13744416
ambition beats intelligence every time. just look at your post compared to his podcast

>>13744418
6/10

>>13744363
HGH

>>13744859
PROTEIN

>>13744319
Sour german man

>>13744418
The truth is that he owns a chicken. He planted the chicken in his yard and it sprouted garden-fresh eggs. Viola.

>>13744618
Greed is good. I know Oliver Stone was lampooning the idea, but the older I get the truer it rings.

>>13744308
what the fuck, i thought this was posted by some idiot mexican before i read the name

>>13744308
sliced jalenenos

>>13744386
>fried eggs from my yard

Is that why they look like such absolute shit? He just leaves them in his yard?

imagine his fucking shits after my god thats horrendous

>>13744424
Holyshit anon. I don't think I've ever laughed harder at any other post on this board, than I did at this.

>>13744363
Jamie pull up that monkey

>>13745264
>he didn't say vinegary

Thank god

>>13744416
Bullshit, he just puts on a dudebro act

>>13744319
Angry Germanman

>>13744308
What are you guys, homos?

>>13744308
This just looks so revolting and so inedible that it just has to be a troll. I’ve never seen fried eggs look more disgusting.

>>13744308
As someone who eats his eggs runny, like make a mess all over your face runny and considers a fried egg with a firm yolk to be dog food/trash; those eggs are hideously undercooked.

>>13744308
Rogan's food probably tastes fine but he really should work on his plating if he wants to put it on social media. At least put a sprig of parsley on there, goddamn.

>>13744308
How in the fuck do you eat this as a sandwich? Does he eat it open-faced?

>>13745050
Nah. Joe's just an idiot manlet trying to make up for his 5'3" body by eating the worst shit imaginable.

>>13744308
Did he just throw darts at a list of possible ingredients? How the fuck do you think this is a good combo of foods?

>>13744308
that looks like absolute shit

>>13744308
How you gonna eat SEVEN eggs?

>>13746554
i eat 6 a day

>>13746556
But thats one meal, so he eats 21 a day

>>13746573
No wonder he's roughly the size of a barge.

>>13746554
I can eat up to 9 per meal but i fart literal sulfur after. If I stuck some charcoal in my ass I could probably make gunpowder.

this looks like garbage

at least learn how to cook fucking eggs properly wtf

>>13746619
that post is like five years old. joe knows how to cook eggs right now.

>>13746670
That looks even trashier, frankly.

>>13746670
Seriously. Why do his eggs look so fucking terrible? They look like they’re rotten and ‘cooked’ on a plastic garbage lid left out in the sun.

>>13744319
>sour kraut
This fuckin guy

The American Egg Board should file a restraining order against this guy.

>>13746743
How, HOW can anyone eat eggs like this??! Who is this fucking guy??!!!

>>13746743
I’m gonna throw up. For real.

>>13744418
Nice.

>>13744308
I'm not gay for Joe Oliviera Rogan, but this looks more or less appetising

>>13744308
You have to eat all the eggs

>>13746670
those look like they were cooked by Kay

>>13746670
Pic unrelated? Because that looks like garbage.

>>13744319
I once took my old Polack grandma grocery shopping and on her list she put "sour kraut"

>>13746690
>'cooked' on a plastic garbage can left in the sun

That's entirely possible, the eggs are stored in his yard after all

>>13744308
There are way too many eggs

>>13744416
Ahah that's exactly what I thought the first time I listened to one of his podcast. He seems a bit dumb and don't have much culture. He probably have less culture than an average 12yo in Europe.

>>13747155
Egg yolks are a good dietary source of cysteine and thiamine, which helps when you're a recovering or chronic alcoholic. Problem is that cysteine has pretty low bioavailability when ingested orally, so you do have to eat a lot of eggs to see any benefit.

>>13745448
Why is he always acting as if he is about to ask the most profound question, and most of the time just come up with a dumb question to which the answer is obvious?

>>13745448
The guy is thick as a brick. When he had John Carmack on you could tell he had issues following what he was saying. I mean, few people can keep up with Carmack when he talks tech, but Joe seemed like had no idea what was going on even when the topic was other stuff like cars or martial arts.

>>13747155
you have to eat all the eggs.

>>13744416
>joe rogan is a nice guy
your daughter has cancer? good let me show you this youtube video. hey jamie, pull up this video.

https://youtu.be/F5oH2Asi5Y0?t=6629

>>13746690
Because he cooks in a cast iron pan that he cooks alot of meat in
I know because my eggs also get the same black shit on em
Tastes fine
Also he obviously likes his eggs runny, aka the patrician way

>>13744308
>fried eggs from his yard

You know for a fact his chicken pecked him on his hand and fingers while taking the eggs.

>>13747298
It’s not any black shit. I didn’t even notice that. I’m just talking about how fucking unappealing way they look. They look less ‘cooked’ than they do they’ve gone through some sort of congealing process.

I love eggs and eat them about once a week, but not after this thread. Never seen eggs look more disgusting, and that’s even counting what the fucking gooks do with them.

Fried egg and cheese sandwiches are fuckin dope. I never liked Joe Rogan before, but after this thread I see him like a brother. Cheers! *clinks two egg sandwiches*

>>13747747
I don't really see anything wrong with them. The whites are cooked through. The yolks didn't break and they're more perky and upright than eggs at the grocery store. They look fresh. Having chickens is cool. He could probably pop the yolks and cook them longer if that offends you, but sounds pretty gay.

>>13747788
There’s something wrong with you if you think any of the shit he’s made that’s been posted ITT “looks good”. Seriously.

>>13744416
>but he really isn't very intelligent.
joe rogan is intelligent in the way you think he is stupid and very stupid in the way you think he is a "nice guy"

socialism == stupid
DMT/Weed === Big brain

>Ezekiel bread
Worst fucking shit I have ever eaten. I won't even put the rest of the loaf on the curb because I don't hate homeless people that much.

>>13744416
>JOE ROGAN DUMB!!
Why? Because he is open to thoughts and ideas that are outside of your narrow materialist reductionist dogmatic view of reality? I would argue that the ability of an individual to ponder and discuss thoughts and ideas that are outside of the box is a sign of high intelligence, whereas blindly accepting and regurgitating information is a sign of low intelligence.

>>13744363
>>13744375
>>13744859
>>13745427
literally boomers watching my podcast

have fun faggots

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the new memes are cumming from SAM TRIPOLIS TIN FOIL HAT:
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(ill give you a little hint the subject matter is a little deeper than epstein not killing himself)

(rogan wont talk shit about netflix or youtube because he is colluding with him and there is a reason he wont let Sam Tripoli on his show)

>>13747933
>>JOE ROGAN DUMB!!
>Why? Because he is open to thoughts and ideas that are outside of your narrow materialist reductionist dogmatic view of reality?
funny because you think he's smart but then fall for the socialist trojan horse

HAVE FUN DOING WHAT OTHER MEN TELL YOU TO DO

>hurr durr the government is so corrupt so we better give the government more money so they can fix the government! bonus points we can give them all our guns

lex friedman is actually bretty based but another retard socialist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTxRF5ag27A&feature=youtu.be&t=1442

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/dtch2n/bjarne_stroustrup_the_author_of_c_on_bitcoin/

C++ daddy went on his show talking mad shit about bitcoin being used to do drugs and energy consumption... apparent C++ daddy wants drug addicst to be in jail... what a faggot no wonder his language is a mess

>>13746670
Why does he eat so many eggs? He must have the worst case of eggfarts in the history of humanity.

>>13747955
based

gonna read C++ the programming language right now unironically

>>13747974
ur a faget.. snek is the better language anyway

have fun with your savings is cut in half next year as america and europe print the shit out of their currencies to defend from corona chan

meanwhile bitcoin is going up hahahahahhahahaha

also ++ sucks for ML.. have fun with your deprecated libtard socialist bootlicker tech

>>13745448
>>13747906
>>13747933
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>13748026
Yikes

joe rogan is reddit-tier. He might be ok but his followers are brainlet sissy-boys

Looks delicious

>>13744308
I thought that I liked runny eggs, but really all Joe Rogan does is slightly heat them up. The yolks don't even look warm.

>>13744363
eat a kettle ball

>>13746670
>>13746743
>>13744308
How can one man be so shit at cooking eggs

>>13747906
>>13745448
Joe Rogan is smart in the same way that ONE stoner friend who watches too much public television and reads too many "science" articles is smart. It's surface level stuff that has mixed with his drug-addled psychology such that it sounds deep and meaningful.

>>13747933
Please tell me this is pasta.

>>13746743
Seriously, he must be in a fucking frenzy every time he cooks eggs, just trying to get it done ASAP on maximum heat. The outsides are always blackened and the yolks look FOOKIN' RAW.

>>13747933
He's dumb because he can't come up with a single intelligent and meaningful original thought. He just regurgitates other peoples recycled opinions and makes surface level observations about society and treats them as if they were profound.

>>13746690
Looks like he cooks them very quickly, but prefers runny sunny-side-up. probably likes to cook them super fast on a really hot pan, so the bottom gets a lot of color, while the top is still relatively uncooked.

>>13746670
why does he like fucking elk so much? it’s pretty shite.

>>13744308
joe rogan has no cooking skills and eats like an 8 year old

>>13746670
>eating like a wolf
>a dozen terribly fried eggs
That is not what wolves eat.

>>13744308
Fuck Ezekiel bread, fucking horrible.

>>13748259
>>13748279
successful people do things quickly

>>13744308
A while ago on NPR I heard a piece by a guy who lived as Joe Rogan recommends for several weeks, maybe months, and by the time he came out the other side he said something along the lines of
>Joe Rogan is the male Gwyneth Paltrow
and it doesn't seem inaccurate.

>>13746743
I just don’t know how anyone can eat snot eggs like that. Even eating them raw makes more sense. There’s something wrong with this nigger.

>>13748263
Let's hear some of your original, intelligent thoughts

>>13749153
Okay.
Imagine, if you will, a heated buttplug. People are always trying to find ways to keep warm, but the real killer is losing your central body heat. A heated buttplug avoids the issues of have to soak through layers of clothing or fat to bring your core body temperature back up. With some lube, they could be used by first responders to help treat people suffering from hypothermia.

>>13749163
>Imagine, if you will,
you already ripped off twilight zone, stopped reading there

>>13744308
way too many fucking eggs, but otherwise delicious.

>>13749163
>hes dumb because he cant come up with a single intelligent or meaningful original thought
>let's heat one of your intelligent or meaningful original thoughts
>DUHHH DURRR HEATED BUTTPLUG KEEP U WURM!!!!
good job anon, you have proven your point wonderfully.

>every hobby in the world
>cannot take basic cooking class

>>13749662
He obviously didn't, but you certainly did.

>>13747344
kek

>>13745264
>not wanting eggy jalaneno braps

>>13744308
>You have to eat all the eggs, anon.

>>13744308
Those eggs are nearly raw. Fuck that.

>>13746670
>muh protien