/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tuesday is the new friday

>durr, for good measure
tard

>>13741368
honestly what is your deal

>>13741368
I just don't get people who buy groceries every damn week. Can't people have the foresight to buy groceries for one month at a time rather than have to burn the gas to go to and from a grocery store every week?

>>13741396
Some things don't last a month, dude.

>>13741403
Still shouldn't warrant a trip to the grocery store every week. Just do without something's for a week or two.

>>13741368
i dream of strangling you to death with my bare hands.

>>13741416
I like grocery shopping, though. And I often do it on my way home from work.

For good measure, right OP?

>>13741396
I ride my bike to the grocery store every 4-5 days or so. Don't waste any gas (I don't even have a car), it only takes about 5 minutes to get there, and I'm not obese like the rest of the board.

>>13741416
Imagine not buying what you want when you want it.

>>13741368
Cook your own head on the grill, you fucking faggot raw meat sandwich eating faggot.

I'm going to go out on a lark here and guess that you work in a really busy restaurant on the west coast.
Did I guess right?

>>13741368
>scented boi candle
>air freshener
OP fucking stinks confirmed

>>13741368
The chad eats what he wants when he wants op.
>>13741454
the virgin mad lad

>>13741396

I genuinely enjoy going to the grocery store. I always see and talk to people I know and eye flirt with qts

Tuuuuuesdays gooone

>>13741477
>eye flirt

>>13741488

It’s a thing if you’re not a self conscious autist who can’t make eye contact

>>13741492
its about as real as you actually flirting my man.

>>13741492
although I dont really flirt with women either so.

>>13741396
I know a former new yorker who brags that he used to buy groceries every single day just because it's so easy to walk by a place. I think it's just because he didn't have a car and had to carry everything home by hand. toilet paper day must have sucked unless he bought them like 4 rolls at a time.

>>13741488
nice digits, Roy

Glad to know that if I ever want (you)'s I know which thread to post in.

>>13741488
Checking those sweets digits.

>>13741492
go back

>>13741368
base taco bell user, ive been following you for about a year or under now, and this is by far the worst post ive seen by you
im actually worried, are you okay.
what is with the ingredients, are you actually preparing you kys, and if so, please don't im here for you.
every time i see your thread i get a little joy in life
please tell me you're okay and this is normal of you

>>13741368
I didn't actually get any buffalo chicken nacho fries tonight, but I did get a nacho fries box and subbed the nacho cheese for buffalo sauce.
>>13741396
I drive by half a dozen grocery/liquor stores anytime I go anywhere. Why not just stop off whenever you need something? Do you live on a farm that doesn't grow anything edible?

>>13741584
Here's how I order, in case anyone cares enough to take advantage of the deal (things are only going to get worse in the future).
>>13741569
What's wrong with tonight's order, anon?

>>13741587
The burger is new tonight. It's a prime rib steak burger patty on a bun made with spent brewing grains or something, with horseradish and pickled onions. It's pretty good, but still a work in progress.

>>13741587
honestly? not green text'ing for offense just pointing out what worries me
>nyquil
>three different hard liqueurs
>canballs canned soup?
>only two tacos and fries
>barley any fire sauce
>no greens on your burger this time
>flask funnel looks old like you haven't been out with your flask in bit

so you're good though? right? sorry, im just a bit worried, i normally see your post pressented so much cleaner, and i wish you would post before and after your meals.
idk why you give so much to /ck/ but no other faggot does. thank you

can i have your honest opinion about the double decker, it was my absolute favorite, i love negative thoughts too

>>13741564

I’ve never been

>13741650
>nyquil
I've had a cold going on a week now, which is also why I've been stocking up on vitamin C. It's no big deal.
>three different hard liqueurs
Isn't that kind of standard?
>canballs canned soup?
huh?
>only two tacos and fries
I used to limit my orders to $5, and now the $5 box isn't even $5.
>barley any fire sauce
That's all they gave me; I have fire sauce for days.
>no greens on your burger this time
It could definitely use some arugula. I'm also thinking some kettle chips with a little onion dip under the patty, but that might be a bit excessive.
>flask funnel looks old like you haven't been out with your flask in bit
That's where the flask funnel always is (the flask is behind the Jarritos). I fill it up on the coffee table every morning before work.
>honest opinion about the double decker
I don't mind a little hard shell thrown in to an item here or there, but if the base item is a hard shell taco it doesn't matter what they throw around it; you can only fit so much in a hard shell and it's always disappointing.

>>13741698
I'm not a huge fan of Sabatier, but they do make a cute cheapo home fish spat. Probably need to work it a bit with the Goodwill steel, though.

>13741698
"iM tOo cOoL tO yOu YoU"

>>13741730
forgot pic

>>13741734

>>13741502
Grocery shopping in NYC sucks. At least in France you can use an old lady cart and people wont look at you like you're weird.

>>13741712
>sorry anon, we don't have iced tea right now
>uhhh (fuck, fuck, fuck)
>can i get you something else, anon?
>uhhh (maybe just tell them you don't want anything, even though you already paid)...you got dr pepper?
>sure thing, anon
>pull up to window
>here you go anon; i upgraded it to a large since we didn't have what you wanted
>take two sips and pour the rest down the sink
Every. Single. Time.

>>13741502
We do that in London. I go daily as it’s really easy.

Dis nigga be trawlin

>>13743213
Like, for shrimp?

hey op, kill yourself already because we are sick of seeing your pathetic life played out in tacos and mediocre burgers you obsessively cut in the middle to try and impress people who would be impressed by a mediocre burger. The suffering will end when you end it. Don’t be afraid. Whatever awaits on the other side cannot possibly be worse than your life already is.

>>13741396
This guy eats the same fast food meal every week or so from a pink plastic plate anon while showing his alcohol collection in which you can sometimes have a glimpse of the poor bastard in his underpants. You're gonna have to lower those expectations by quite a lot.

>>13743373
>gonna have to lower those expectations by quite a lot
There's nothing lower than only buying groceries once a month. Do you all just own multiple chest freezers or something? At least OP eats fresh food.

>>13743195
>tfw peak taco bell tacos don't include any cheese

>>13743373
> can sometimes have a glimpse of the poor bastard in his underpants
Provide this, please.

>>13743582

>>13743669
Hah! Did COL.

>>13741477
>eye flirt with qts

you mean furtively glance at with obvious longing before spilling the spaghetti?

>>13743548
I don't even like the nacho fries, but I'd eat buffalo sauce with a wooden ice cream spoon.

never forget

>>13744016
OP is a fat tub of shit

>>13744016
>>13744022
sweet jesus yikes

>>13743367
this post is so very incredibly based
>>13744016
>>13744022
oof

>>13744016
>>13744022
is this real life? LOL

>>13741368
fuck off with your /soc/ threads you fat loser

>>13744016
I'm so sick of generic food like this that I'm pretty sure I wouldn't eat a bite of any of that even if I were starving

>>13744016
look at how raw that burger is holy shit

>>13744016
Showed this my gay (actual homosexual) and he laughed and said OP is a fat faggot.

>>13744089
>>13744076
>>13744070
think all you are missing his fat reflection in the next post

>>13744111
its the same image just cropped you imbecile

>>13744111
Looks like that naked Weinstein court drawing

>>13741627
why is it raw in the middle?

>>13744070
>all that variety and good liquor
>generic food
What do you regularly eat, anon? Serious question.

>>13744153
get lost OP u fat nigger

>>13744153
OP has posted taco bell probably 5 days a week for months now. this better be all he eats because it's more than 2000 calories every single goddamn time.

>>13743390
>Fresh food
It's fast food and alcool anon. They're essentially both conservatives.

>>13744022
Dios mio...

>>13741368
I like the buffalo chicken nacho fry burrito ok but why the fuck is it so damn expensive for what you get?

>>13741450
This. If you're not some rural hilljack most people live close enough to the grocery store that it doesn't matter.

>>13744134
America.

>>13741650
shut the fuck up let the blogfag kill himself so i wont have to see his stupid pink fucking patty every time i come to this Ukrainian bull sperm tasting forum

>>13741368
I fucking hate you this is pure shitposting why don't the mods nuke your faggot threads

>>13744312
I feel like they're going to make nacho fries a permanent item and are just testing how much people are willing to pay for them.

>>13741368
>fat taco bell faggot posts again
>everyone makes fun of him
>3 pictures
>100 replies
>/ck/s most notorious troll

>>13745073
the fat faggot has been bumping the thread with pictures of his half eaten fast food what are you even talking about

>>13741368
Dude you're disgusting, please stop

>>13744134
The patties had just arrived a couple hours earlier and it was still a little frozen in the middle, so I had to overcook the outside and the middle was still a little on the rare side - but it's a prime rib steak burger so it's okay. Really tasty stuff.

>>13745283
>it’s a prime rib steak burger
kek sucker

>>13745330
>t. never had anything better than a fast food burger before

>>13745283
I'm not sure why everyone assumes I eat all that food in one sitting. Sometimes I pass out and reheat one of the burritos in the microwave the next morning, like this 5 layer I had for breakfast.

>>13745739
>I'm not sure why everyone assumes I eat all that food in one sitting
because you're fat as shit so it makes sense

>>13744943
How is posting food and cooking shitposting?

>>13746506
He makes the same thread every day

>>13745739
You're really going all in on this maximizing-trash lifestyle of yours. Please consider that this board has "cooking" in the title and go post your shit on /soc/.

>>13746866
No he doesn't, retard. He makes like one thread a week at most, and keeps all his shit in the one thread, which is commendable. At least he doesn't spam the board with multiple threads of stupid bullshit.

>>13747448
You do though faggot.

Anyone got pics of OPs stompers?

>>13747670
Stay mad, you big blubbering faggot.

>>13746872
Hey look, the pony fag is back.

>>13747952
I have no idea what you're on about mate.

>>13745739
The great thing about Taco Bell burritos is that they reheat great in the microwave and come back to basically the same quality they were when fresh.
>>13746872
I'm not going to post belly button, even if I went to /soc/ - weirdo.

>>13741368
if your trying to trip on that cough syrup you have the wrong kind

Reported

>>13748751
Posting that you reported a post is a reportable offense, you stupid narc faggot

>>13741396
bu-but i like shopping

>>13744016
jesus dude

>>13747842
I can't wait for these threads to actually end because I know it will be because you ended yourself you fat shit eating forever alone permavirgin.

>>13748896
He’s actually going to kill his nephew or himself when he’s car flasking and end up dead/a gimp/in prison. Narcissistic people like OP don’t an hero.

>>13748489
That about the pot calling the kettle black.

>>13748922
if they do he will jump in front of a train in a busy city.

>>13741368
So you live somewhere near tustin? I've been wanting to try out brewery X. lemme know if youre down

>>13749011
Unless you’re a Taco Bell, he ain’t leaving the house to come see you.

>>13741368
>Tamarind Jarrito
Based and Tamarindpilled

>>13748489
The only other thing I know of that actually comes out of the microwave okay are these frozen White Castle sliders.
>>13748613
I haven't robotripped in years (bad for the liver), and if I did I wouldn't buy name brand.

>>13749573
>I haven't robotripped in years (bad for the liver)
Is it that much worse than boozing nonstop?
Personally, dxm always gives me awful diarrhea/digestive issues, so I hate it for that reason alone.

>>13741549
Better yet, save some of these OPs and post them again a month or 2 later since boring fat tub of shit OP posts the same thing twice a week anyway and you'll get 100 replies guaranteed, because apparently he's the new sensation.

>>13749092
kek

>>13741492
It's called eyefucking, incel.

>>13741450
>I ride my bike to the grocery store
LOL

>>13741627
Interesting choice of plate

>>13749983
There's something about the syrup that is really hard to process in large quantities, and after awhile you might just start getting a pain in your side, which makes the trip horrible. I was able to get it in powdered form for awhile, but that was back in college. I think drinking is more of a cumulative effect, whereas dxm feels like putting your liver in a vice.

>>13741492
you're just validating them retard. 95% of women that do this to random dudes just want attention from any retard that isn't grotesque. it's their version of IRL Instagram and gives them a self-esteem boost. the proper response to this is to immediately shit on the floor, fling it at them, and then scream like a maddened chimp. hopefully it will teach them a lesson but it probably won't

>>13750936
No, I like it. I'll never touch a woman, so it's nice to be able to give them a little bit of pleasure. I can give my own pleasure to myself, with the help of the memory of what they looked like.

>>13750952
this is like emotional cuckoldry. it doesn't make sense you should just fling poo. it's funnier

>>13750955
>this is like emotional cuckoldry
You should probably go outside once in awhile.

>>13751148
uh why?

>>13751160
Your idea of normal human interaction is more unhealthy than OP's diet.

>>13751195
i also don't understand jokes

>>13741477
>>13741488
>>eye flirt

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>13751231
This would probably be my second favorite pasta if it was about Taco Bell.

>>13751240
I went to Taco Bell today and got a Chalupa Cravings Box with a Crunchwrap Supreme on the side to go with my burger. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the Taco Bell worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the Taco Bell restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to Taco Bell for dinner tonight and got a Double Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box with a Nacho Fries Box on the side to go with my burger. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>13741368
Hey man you're gonna die soon if you keep it up.

>>13741396
The grocery store is literally a one minute walk from my front door so I go whenever the mood strikes me.

Forget the out of place fine liquors and canned fruits, I just find it so fucking weird that someone would make a carefully crafted burger at home, stick in a plastic cereal bowl, and then go out and get a random assortment of items from taco bell to have on the side.

>>13745739
Can't believe no one pointed out that he drinks the pineapple juice right out of the can with a straw, especially when he already has like 10 other sugary drinks.

>>13753114
>he drinks the pineapple juice right out of the can with a straw
And?

>>13753239
It's supposed to be an ingredient in other drinks or dishes

>>13753459

Who told you that? Your mom? My favorite juice is orange-pineapple, and pineapple is ok as well.

You sound like my faggot friends who think only kids can drink from a juicebox.

>>13753480
If it was an actual drink it would come in something like a soda can, not a soup can.

>>13753504
So you're not allowed to drink it?

>>13755014
It's okay to drink the juice, anon.

>>13748489
Here's tonight's haul.

>>13755790
I got a little distracted tonight (and had been drinking cough syrup all day) and completely overcooked my burger. For what it's worth, the asparagus were on point.

>>13755798
The buffalo chicken nacho fries are kind of over priced, but when they load them up they're kind of worth it. This might be the last opportunity to get them.