/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>13730722
Get the bathroom key and take a fat dump, then go to Firehouse subs.

>>13730722
A #9 with hot peppers and extra mayo.

A gargantuan, no tomato.

disappointment

>>13730722
guacamole on french bread

>>13730741
>a gargantuan
huh, so did your mom if you catch my drift

I don’t get shot because they don’t deliver more than a 5 mile radius

>>13730722
nothing, those are sandwiches you can easily make at home

>>13730741
Close. Gargantuan, add hot peppers, add extra mayo.

Sit around and bunch on that thing while drinking and watching a movie or anime marathon.

How is the cuban? I haven't eaten jimmy johns since I worked there. I usually would get the totally tuna with bacon added or the Hunters Club with onion, peppers, sub oil, jimmy mustard

>>13731019
It's literally not a cuban.

Italian nightclub, followed by the sweats,throbbing blood flow, and chest pain for the rest of the day.

>>13731004
Reddit post. It take 4 minutes to eat it. You're not "sitting around".. You hate to see it..

>>13730722
Jersey Mike's

>>13731080
Ebaum's world post.

>>13731087
delete

>>13731080
>It takes 4 minutes to eat a gargantuan.

>>13731104
d-Delete!

>>13731080
>4 mins to eat a gargantuan
damn bro, just how fat are you?

>>13731133
Not even that fast, thincel worm. I'm 278lbs if it matters.

>>13731019
It’s a cold Cuban that doesn’t have enough toppings on it
They’ve always padded their sandwiches with lettuce so any sandwich without lettuce is a sad waste of money

>>13731176
>278 pounds

>>13731194
Imagine being Mark Cuban. Invent a great sandwich, invent Cyberdust app.. Fuckin good stuff.

>>13731198
Worm. I am a mountain of a man. In ancient times I would have been looked upon as a god like being.

>>13731211
Like Buddha?

>>13731176
>>13731211
how tall are you?

>>13731240
No, like a barrel chested brute
>>13731243
5'10

>>13731211
>In ancient times I would have been looked upon as a god like being.

>>13731245
>BMI 39.9
>not that fat
youre not fat at all, youre legally obese

>>13731245
>I'm in the top weights for a strongman competition

>>13731245
>5'10"
>278lbs
Dios mio...

Nothing because I can just go to Publix which is 3 doors down away from there and get their subs instead

>>13731248
>>13731255
>>13731259
Seething euroworms.

>>13730722
Beach club or Pepe with bacon hoe

>>13731268
bait.jpg

only americans post bait

>>13731273
Just, no.

>>13731273

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AViBLKRHk4

>>13731080
>>13731104
>>13731133
i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half still breathing motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fucking talk food you pussy bitches. Got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch, i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fucking throat fucking feet and all you fucking busters.
sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fucking parsley to me.
the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk

>>13731335
cope & seethe harder, fatass

I win

>>13731335
Post weight

>>13730722
The #9 with no mayonnaise and tomato add hot peppers and Dijon.

>>13730728
Am a former employee of FH and the prices are not worth it now. Used to be decent for the price but it's gone up gradually over the years. One can get better bang for their buck at other sub places.

>>13731083
A Jersey Mike's just opened up in my town and was thinking of trying next week. What's good at that place?

>>13731516
French fried potaters

>>13730722
Californian with bacon. Jimmy John's is so good.

>>13730733
/thread

>>13730722
The tuna one is delicious

>>13731644
Jimmy Johns is the only tuna I eat. It's that good.

>>13730722
#9 no tomato, add hot peppers and jimmy mustard.

>>13730722
diarhea

>>13730722
JJ is bad. get jersey mikes or erbert and gerbert's

>>13730722
Not shitty ass jimmy johns

>>13730722
Ask for directions to the closest Jersey Mikes.

>>13730722
slim #5, chips, and soda as my breakfast/lunch.