/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13730505
That looks more like lasagna

>>13730505

Name one thing about that image that doesn't look delicious

>>13730511
The over abundance of sauce. It is a tomato pie, not a pizza.

>>13730515

They are a lot better when you need to fill up and aren't obsessed with flavor.

>>13730525
>aren't obsessed with flavor
i.e., "they're a lot better when you don't mind that they taste like shit"

If Chicago-style pizza was called something else aside from "pizza", literally no one would have a problem with it.
Semantic arguments are fucking boring.

>>13730505
It is actually the superior form of pizza.
>>13730515
So what? I am not eating semantics. I am eating deliciousness.

>>13731148
Except its not even a fucking pizza, you fucking retard. Tastelet confirmed.

>>13731311
Scalia being based once again. How can one person be always be so goddamn right on every single issue?

>>13731311
so detroit style isn't pizza either because it isn't round? stupid semantics nigger

>>13731347
No, how the fuck do you even think like this, you're highly autistic aren't you? I'm going to explain this, like I would to a five year old, since you are resorting to name-calling, the lowest tier of argument. The shape has little to do with whether it's a pizza or not. There is many different aspects that make something a pizza. Detroit Style is a square-pizza. Chicago Style is a Tart (like you).

>>13731404
>Chicago Style is a Tart (like you).

>>13731311
>conservative bias on full display
Why am I not surprised

Admittedly, the creators of Chicago style pizza drew inspiration from a sicilian easter-time CASSEROLE not any kind of pizza. Still, though, whatever you call it, it's a tasty-ass casserole.
>A rose by any other name tastes as sweet

>>13731436
Not if you called them stench blossoms.

>>13730525
The absolute state of urbanites

Actual Chicago resident here. There are actually two varieties of Chicago style pizza: Deep dish and stuffed.

Deep dish (from the bottom up):

Thick crunchy crust
Cheese
Toppings
Sauce
Dusting of parmesan

Stuffed (also from the bottom up):

Slightly thinner crust
Cheese
Toppings
Very thin crust
Sauce
Dusting of parmesan

Pequod's makes the best deep dish, followed by Lou Malnati's. Giordano's is stuffed. Also deep dish/stuffed is a meme dish that you eat a few times a year and the vast majority of non-chain pizzerias serve a thin, crunchy crust cut into squares which is the real "Chicago-style" AKA tavern pizza. Pic related.

>>13731498
>now trying to appropriate St. Louis style pizza in order to save face
They truly cannot recover.

>>13731498
Chicago crated not one but three different varieties of pizza. No other city can say this.

>>13731524
Who gives a shit? Why are Chicago fags so fragile?

>>13731408
>Chicago Style is a Tart (like you).

ITT: coastie seething yet again.
Cuckifornians still can’t cook and need Mexicans and Koreans to make all their food. Jew Yorkers are still assblasted Chicago surpasses them in pizza, hot dogs, and pastrami and the only things they have left are the thousands of ramen joints and avocado cafes.

>>13730515
that's why they call it pizza pie

>>13733708
Shhh, he's retarded.

>>13730511
It probably tastes great, it's just misclassified.

>>13730505
The sauce is on the top because the pizza is thicker, therefore the pizza must be cooked longer, and they didn't want to burn the cheese.

Italian here, that's definitely not pizza but I would eat it

>>13730511
Transfats

I used to shit on this type of pizza a lot but whenever it tried to make some at home it came out better than any New York style pizza I ever tried to make. I guess it's just because you need a really hot oven for New York style

>>13730511

The bell peppers.

'go 'za is the tits, especially homemade

>>13730505
Do Americans really?

>>13730505
>Is it a black thing?
No, but normally you'd be right. Black "people" do ruin a lot.

>>13735494
>Black "people" do ruin a lot.
Your mum as an example, amirite, lol? Fuck it, it's too easy.

I was visiting family in Colorado and they brought me to this disgusting pizza place. I dont remember if they called it denver or colorado style but it was like a few inches of random shit inside as stuffing underneath the cheese.

>>13730525
>aren't obsessed with flavor

>>13730505
people from Chicago dont actually eat this shit, its 100% meant to be a tourist attraction

Lifelong Chicago resident here. I’m leaving this god forsaken shithole in 3 months. Fuck that “pizza” and all the years of horrible indigestion it gave me. Tbh fuck all pizza that isn’t homemade by me.

>>13731498
>Pequods
Dave said they sucked

>>13735935
They do suck Pequods is the biggest meme of all. Stick with Lou's, Giordano's, or Connie's stuffed pizza.

>>13734803
It does not shit for brains

>>13731498
muh tavern pizza. Do yourself a favor and choke on a salami

>>13736320
Yeah i'm from chicago too, we cut our pizza into little squares. We don't eat deep dish because we're too stupid.

Fun fact: One slice of ‘go ‘za has 2000 calories. That’s an entire woman’s allotment and most of a mans.

>>13730505
We didn't ruin shit. We're just over here doing our own thing. Buzz off.

>>13736378
Isn't it grand?

>>13730525
who the fuck eats to "fill up" ?????????

>>13736314
It does not what? Seems you cannot properly reply to a post.

>>13731311
>not even a fucking pizza
>Scalia stuck down ruling that it's not pizza
Make your mind up.

>>13730530
>>13735811
Unironically correct.
When it comes to objectively reviewing food, it's not only about flavor.
Consistency, texture, size etc, matter way more.

>>13738538
Literally the point of eating. To put calories in you and then burn them doing some sort of physical activity.

>>13730505
>here's your pizza bro!

niggers are not people

>>13739671
The average person doesn't know what "struck down" means

>>13735155
wanna know how i can tell that you have aspergers?

>>13733690
>Cuckifornians still can’t cook and need Mexicans and Koreans to make all their food
god dammit, how did you know i ate so much mexican and korean food

>>13730505
you have to have something wrong with your brain to assume this tastes bad or is ruining pizza .Everyone who has this still thinks it's delicious regardless of it being pizza or not. There is a thing called evolution. Pizza used to mean anything bread related now it's a thing with dough sauce and cheese. If anything those abominations like white pizza and pizza marinara shouldn't be considered pizza.

>>13740399
>A 20-year-old food service worker at Comerica Park in Detroit has been arrested after a video was posted online that appeared to show him spitting on a pizza intended for customers during a Major League Baseball game.
You know what they say...