/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13723921
Bang

there is no equivalent

they will never have something as good

>>13723921
>Millenials' avocado toas
do you really just mash an avocado on toast

sounds way worse than butter or nut butter

>>13723921
Zoomers like organic, sustainable, vegetarian food from a food truck. So rev up those falafels and head to your nearest college campus and don't skimp on the sriracha aioli

>>13723921
tide pods

>>13723921
A fried fucking egg. Any zooms who want into the club, just kick this nigga in deez nutz

>>13723921
It's a shame SARS-II doesn't target people under 20 because it should.

>>13723974
Seething Millenial fag
The worst generation

>>13723921
Depression and substance abuse

>>13723921
soylent with a side of HRT

>>13723941
Avocados are not good and the fucking avocado meme needs to fucking die
They just taste like nondescript plant material. I'd rather eat leaves off the bush in my front yard because at least they have some substance to them that I can actually chew.

>>13723921
only americans eat vegtables on toast

>>13723939
only americans eat gunshots

>>13723941
only americans think there is no equivilents

>>13723942
americans do it

>>13723947
only americans like that shit

>>13723949
only americans eat detergent

>>13723972
only americans fry eggs while fucking

>>13723974
only americans call covid-19 sars-ii

>>13723990
only americans seethe

>>13724162
only americans are depressed drug addicts

>>13724183
only americans are trannies

>>13723939
you leave my masochist juice out of this

>>13724213
only americans think food is a meme

if they call avocado on toast, avocado toast. why not call it butter toast. or jam toast?

avocado were gay from the start

>>13724219
only americans drink juice

>>13724224
only americans cant grasp the concept of naming food

>>13724214
American fingers wrote this post

>>13724298
He isn't American you newfag faggot. If this wasn't your first time on this board you would know that.

>>13724214
Euro's law

>>13724300
Only Americans samefag

>>13724302
not from eurasia or america, american

>>13724300
is this faggot STILL going? what an american

>>13724309
Only Americans call it Eurasia

>>13724318
LMAO what a newfag!

>>13724325
Stop speaking your nigger ebonix American

>>13723921
Takis

>>13724340
only americans call it takis

>>13723921
RANCH

>>13724406
only americans call it ranch

>>13724457
>dabs in euro

>>13724474
only americans think im from eurasia or america

Bubble tea / boba is getting quite popular everywhere. Maybe that?

>>13724497
only americans think bubble tea/boba is edible

>>13723921
Why would you want to eat that gross shit who also kills the planet when you can have the Chaddest of all the toasted bread recipes?

Behold, the superior bruschetta.

female asshole

>>13724516
only americans give a fuck about planets

>>13724522
only americans eat literal poo holes

>>13724516
that's only good when tomatoes are in season though, out of season tomatoes are garbage

>>13724535
lol europeans dont wash their buttholes

>>13724541
That’s why during the winter you make it with lard (lardo di colonnata) and honey. If you feel like a connoisseur you could also add porcini mushrooms on oil, the expensive kind.

>>13724541
only americans base seasons on tomatos

>>13724548
i dont give a fuck about americans or euros, american

>>13724214
you have to stop doing this

>>13724563
do other continents really not wash their buttholes

>>13723921
Marmite

>>13724608

>>13724567
stop doing what, american?

>>13724568
americans dont wash at all

>>13724608
only americans eat fagmite

>>13724617
only americans post the same shit twice

>>13724626
americans eat ass cause we clean our assholes
you should try it europoor

>>13724628
only americans think im from eurasia

only americans call licking the anus "eating ass"

>>13724637
okay imagine this, disgusting europoor
while taking a shower, and im assuming you can afford running water, you take some soap on your hand and liberally apply it to the ass. get in there deep. then let the water clean the soap off of your asshole

>>13724650
only americans lick anus

>>13724674
Only Americans clean their anus

>>13724637
only americans accuse other people of being american

>>13724677
yea, with your fucking american tounges, american

>>13724683
Only Americans know how to please their women

>>13724563
Oh you care alright. Maybe you'll be born American in another life. Good luck.

>>13724686
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

sure thing you beta faggot, you go eat literal shit, american

>>13724695
only americans wish other people were born american

>>13724699
Only Americans lick and fuck other continents' women

>>13724695
only americans believe in reincarnation

>>13724700
nice post

>>13724701
>hes defending litteraly eating shit

i know american cuisine is a non existant thing, but eating poo? typical american

>>13724213
They're basically pure fat and fats never taste good on their own. Eat a piece of toast with plain unsalted butter and it will suck too.

>>13724711
Only Americans have strong stomachs

>>13724715
only americans think butter sucks, then agian you dont have real butter, american

>>13724719
by stong you mean fat? i know you get confused being an american and all, but they arent the same thing, american

>>13724723
Only Americans are allowed by their government to eat fat

>>13724732
dont you mean only eat fat, you obese american?

>>13724740
Only Americans know how to construct proper English sentences.

>>13724744
only americans cant understand basic sentences, american

nothing i wrote is incorrect, american

nice try though, you should keep going, the more you post what you are doing the more i get paid, american

>>13724749
Only Americans know what a capital letter is

>>13724752
only americans care about speeling and grammer, american

>>13724756
Only Americans reply to this post

>>13723921
Avocado toast is a coastie thing, not a millennial thing

>>13724761
MUH FREEDOMS! KILL ALL CHILDRENS

>>13724778
That's two replies, Amerimutt. One more strike and your entire genetic lineage becomes el Abominacion

>>13723921
Pop tarts and Mt Dew.

avocado toast truly is fantastic tho im hooked.

>>13724608
Food of the gods.

Turkey pesto bagel sandwich

>>13724214
Based schizo poster

>>13724214
Do europoors really?

>>13724214
Didn't read, no one did
Nigger level posting
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>13723949
this is what I came to say

Ramen

>>13723921
Sun dried tomatoes on ciabatta.

>>13723942
It's honestly delicious.

Juuls and tittle skittles

Why hasn't that mass-replying Aussie faggot been permabanned? He keeps coming back like some sort of STD.

>>13724214
Holy shit are you okay

Poke bowls

>>13727039
Unironically I would make her god empress of the globe if I had a chance

>>13727223
Cinema Roberto?

>>13727219
I tried one of these a couple years ago. It was like a weird cross between donburi and ceviche. I didn't really get the appeal, but now there's a chain of Poke restaurants in my city with a half dozen locations. Somebody must like it.

>>13727223
I'm getting child molester vibes from this post

>>13727231
I don't know what that means
>>13727240
Because all libtards live in ping pong pizza? You're the ones still defending child brides and shit.

>>13724214
only americans landed on the moon

>>13727292
Imagine being so insecure that you actually took that bait.

>>13723921
Pretty sure the early zoomers 20-21ish are all about whatever is trendy among millenials
The biggest influencers right now are millenials so they set trends for every gen

>>13724608
Needs butter, and about 3x more Marmite.

>>13724608
vegemite is better

>>13723921
Chipotle bowl

>>13724213
>imagine having such shitty tastebuds

I bet you like le spicy food, don't you?

>>13727301
>influencer
One of the faggiest terms I've ever heard.

The levels of yuropoor obsession are off the charts itt..someone get this madman a burger promto before he implodes with rage

>>13727585
Then come up with a better umbrella term for people who do fuck all but whore out on the internet for money

>>13727292
Only Americans think the moon is real

>>13727596
camwhore

>>13727240
17 years old amerilard, legal in most of the actual world dont you know?

>>13724608
Marmite is the retarded brother of vegemite

>>13727914
Only because most of the world feels like it can depend on social mores to stop 25 year olds from fucking people younger than 20.

>something tastes good
>waaaaaahhh why do people like this?

>>13723921
Tide pods.

>>13728417
haha good one hihihi that's funny heh

>>13724213
Millennial bullshit aside avocados are fucking god tier, you can add it into almost anything and it will enhance whatever you're eating somehow. Ever try a strawberry avocado smoothie? It's damn good.

>>13723990
This, even boomers and zoomers are less of a joke.

>>13724224
You have never heard someone say jam toast?

>>13724213
You really shouldn't be allowed to post here if you can't grasp the subtleties of avocado, it's fine raw and fantastic as an ingredient.

>>13724224
first of all
>what is "jam on toast"
second of all
>avocado'd toast
You're retarded.

>>13728732
>zoomers less of a joke

>>13728748
That's little kids having a good time.
You are a fucking adult. The fact that you'd even compare yourself to them at eye level says it all.

>>13728753
>this cope

>>13728748
This means nothing, every generation has it's fair share of stupid dances. Millennials are something else entirely.

>>13728753
>thats little kids having a good time :( zoomies are good boys :( dont make fun or ill downvote your youtube channel

should I add anything besides avocado

>>13728748
The only thing zoomers have done is just be kids and enjoy themselves for the most part, the vast majority of them haven't even graduated college or high school. They're just kids you fucking mongrel.

>>13728762
This is obviously not a zoomer, the dude looks like he's in his mid-late 20s

>>13728759
>muh zoomers are good :( we know how to make youtube videos and make fun of wagie slavies :(

>>13728765
Not sure what decade you're in, but zoomers are going to college now.

@13728762
@13728767
Anon pick your fishing pole up out of the water and actually cast out this time, this is like the 5th time today you've dropped the fucking pole.

>>13728772
>@
>>>/t/witter zoomer newfag

Just eradicate the little zoom zooms before they take over and shit up the entire world.
>what do you want to be when you grow up?
>"A YOUTUBE STAR XD"

>>13728771
I was just pushing it a little bit, I'm not sure exactly when a zoomer is a zoomer and a millennial is a millennial, generations are fucking retarded why can't people just BEE themselves?

>>13728778
>A little kid having unrealistic job wish
I guess millennials are all jet pilots and firefighters.

>>13724715
that's subjective opinion. i love fats taste and am not satisfied with the fact that most ppl will just salt everything before serving me, but.. if they don't bother asking (understandable, as majority has a salt problem), I'll eat it salted as well (small difference, so.. meh).

>>13728803
>firefighter
>unrealistic job
do zoomers really think this

>>13724756
they don't. they pretend they do while making grammar mistakes in their own correcting sentences (caught many) just to (((prove))) they know something better than anyone else (engurish and... how to be fat and entitled). as in most countries, majority are really bad at own grammar (you learn it in schools and majority thinks school's dumb, so...)

>>13728814
For most kids, yes.
I'm a millenial, but if you have to compare yourself to children and still lose out, you know you did something wrong.

>>13728762
wtf? what a stupid dumb whore. he didn't touch her.. he was harming nobody. envy bursting out of her even though she has big boobs.. wow... some people really want everything, and will hit everyone who's happier at any moment if dey pissed

>>13728814
Yes. Zoomers think that the world doesn't exist outside of YouTube, which is a problem because once they become the prominent people in the job industry, YouTube will be the only thing they know. Unfortunately they all won't be able to make YouTube videos about YouTube so it's just going to be an entire generation of jobless retards.

>>13728825
>making what could be viewed as sexual thrusting motions directly behind her
>WTF he's not hurting her
What would you do if some dude was pretending to hump you?

>>13728825
he was being lewd and his stupid mate was filming it, the joke was on her until she slugged him which was pretty based tb qh

>>13728828
ok boomer

>>13727223
>muh travel
basic bitch detected

>>13728833
fun.. don't think anyone's hitting her for wearing that cleavage.. since they exist.. and that's way more sexual than fortnite dance

>>13728836
lewd? look at the whore's... well.. tits. they're right there. but sure, guy's lewd. he's probably the aggressive one in your eyes too, even tho he just took a forearm to the face. but that's fine. you can punish lewd behavior with aggression if you are a woman. gid forbid if you do same as a man to a woman...

>>13728762
women were a mistake

In a similar vein I feel like steak with steak sauce is a total boomer meme

>>13724340
As someone w/ 4 zoomer siblings this is true. Also Hydroflasks

>>13728729
Avocados are good but you're the reason people think they aren't.

>>13724558
Holy shit that sounds delicious

>>13723921
Tide Pods. They had to make a commercial and all telling zoomers to stop it.

>>13728748
I envy zoomers, at my middle school dance all we did was jump up and down. their stuff actually looks fun.

>>13728748
We're doomed

>>13728762
Based female punch

>>13728763
Salt and Pepper, also tomato if you have some good ones

>>13728729
>strawberry avocado smoothie

>>13723921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz4SYkwSxTM

this

>>13728762
got what he fuckin deserves

>>13728762
fuarkken BASED
fuck zoomzooms

>>13723990
Millenial here. So far I think it's true but waiting to see how bad zoomers get. Been downhill since the boomers decided hippie culture was good. We'll see

>>13729353
His hands are not visible throughout the entire video- it's very possible he grazed her ass thus causing her to defend herself.
Maybe his touching wasn't on purpose, but I think if ANYONE grazed my ass I'd turn around and slap them as well.

>>13729358
>tits are out so she's a whore meme
This is some shit straight outta /b/ circa 2007
You need to get better at trolling. Unless you're actually a Muhammad.

>>13724776
Not even a coastie thing unless PA isn't coastie. I'm outside Philadelphia, only ever heard of it on this board. Honestly we just pizza. Like, most often food eaten for lunch or dinner is pizza for sure. Then probably hoagies or "subs". Then maybe burgs.
This excluding home cooked because how the fuck could I know what people are cooking at home.

>>13727596
Shill. That's the actual term.

>>13731301
>Honestly we just pizza
Same.

>>13731286
she obviously thought he was pretending to hump her. lot of dudes would beat the shit out of someone who did that to them

>>13723921
Pizza + Fortnite

>>13728833
Ask him what he's doing. Passed that if he's just trying to be funny or whatever the fuck smile and nod. Certainly not hit the guy. Wtf happened to you in your past that that seems okay?

>>13731276
I saw a terrifying graph showing the precipitous drop in ownership between boomers and even generation x. From there, it is just exponentially worse for millennials and now zoomers compared to when boomers were the same age. I wish I had saved it. It illustrates that zoomers' false hope that they will somehow reset this cycle is just that: false.

>>13731336
And they deserve the jail time too

>>13731352
Depends. We just gotta get away from this top down bullshit. How many of us work for a corporation and know the top has no idea what the bottom does, how it works, or anything yet demand it be done their way? How can we get annoyed with this and not take that to running the country as well?
Unfortunately you're right though. It's too strong now, only thing left is revolution back to freedom and liberty to fix it.

It doesn't exist yet. They are still teenagers and not cooking for themselves.

This is the only correct answer. You can close this thread

>>13731276
Hippie culture is to blame for everything happening right up until this moment, and I say this as a Bernie-voting liberal.
>I'm 46 years old, these kids are 18, but it's the same movement, which is apparently some kind of Dionysian movement, in late civilization, which I did not intend
Jack Kerouac on Firing Line with William F. Buckley

>>13729400
Steak sauce on steak is pretty gay, but A1 is a great sauce on anything but steak. Good on burgers, fries, chicken, pork. Just not steak.

>>13727552

agreed

compared, marmite is virtually inedible

>>13731374
I'm pretty sure they will just completely stop cooking. Considering you can barely consider avocado toast "cooking".

>>13731336
He was swinging his arms from side to side. That isn't a humping motion..
I think it's more likely he was doing the gay fortnight dance and then his hand grazed her ass cause he's flailing his arms all over the place right fucking next to her and some ass is filming it.

>>13731375
What sucks is I kind of agree with the hippies back in their day. I am anti war (there's a point where I'll agree with war too) , anti racist, free love for those who choose is fine. I just want freedom. That's all I want.

If you've ever received a blowjob you've most likely broken a law. Sodomy by legal definition is anything but vaginal sex, luckily it's conservative so it's not enforced really. That's tyranny on the conservative side. Taxes have gone way too far imo, and police shouldn't look for crime. Police should exist like firemen exist. When a problem comes up and a citizen complains, now it's time for an authorized force to bring a plaintiff to a judge for justice.
We as a population don't want to think for ourselves unfortunately so we bend over for corporate and government authority.
Everyone wants to do things their own way. So everyone is voting to stop others from doing things their way. It's a problem that persists all the way up, can you pay attention to all the policies you might be voting for? Of course not, so we focus on the few that benefit us.
So people can make focus groups, get their people together, and have a policy made that you never knew about because how the fuck can you pay attention to everything going on in your country? Leads to a tyrannical government.
Democracy will always go downhill. That's why murrica tried to slow it down, and gave us tools to change it when it gets too bad. It's not perfect but we've lasted quite a while without complete change so I love the constitution. Fuck this is far too political now though

>>13731374
I cooked for myself when I was a teenager. It wasn't anything amazing but I could make myself food after the age of 12.

You sound like you're only speaking from your own experience. Which sounds sheltered as fuck lol

>>13731431
Nice pasta.

>>13731431
I watched a bunch of documentaries where some of the young followers (not the leaders necessarily) tried to express in their own words why they are doing what they are doing. And 90% of them just sounded like spoiled, petulant children. Their ideology simple teenage rebelliousness thinly draped in the language of love and peace. It's because the more highfalutin ideas initially disseminated by intellectuals get drowned out over time in the chorus of simple-minded followers of trendy fashions-in-thinking that the overall sentiment, no matter how well intended, gets corrupted over time. Nothing good can survive so long as stupid people exist.

>>13731429
She doesn't have eyes in the back of her head. This is what it must have looked like out of the corner of her eye.

>>13731429
he was doing the gay fortnite dance. she turned around and thought he was pretending to hump her. it's not rocket science.

>>13724213
>>13724715
>>13727576
>>13728729
>>13729412
>>13730105
>>13728735

I think i've found the /ck/ pleb filter. avocados.

>>13728825
I think she assumed he was doing a humping/grinding type thing directed at her. maybe she noticed the filming too and figured she was the butt of a joke.

>>13731459
You sound like Archie Bunker, a

>>13731459
Well I hope and am sure you know that a lot of those videos are edited to show the dumbest people. It's meant to have a laugh at ignorance imo. It's why I watch them anyway.
You've put it really well but honestly I'm not used to the language you use. Understand every word, they're just not what's regularly used. Was that to be more accurate with what you were saying? Or did you not even think about it and actually just speak that way

>>13731591
They are not random YouTube videos but legit, neutral documentaries about hippies. I have no reason to believe that the footage was altered in any way. These were hippies in their natural element, just being hippies. My personal view of how they expressed themselves is just my personal opinion.

>>13731607
Oh, where do you get these videos? Honestly unfiltered hippie retardation sounds super entertaining. I used to visit this place called skatopia. I'd fix up a junk ass car enough to make it there, we'd travel in 2 or 3 cars there, come back in 1 or 2 haha. It was less hippie than it could have been, some guys like me, but yeah stupid hippies were a laugh to talk to (almost throw down a set of stairs) or watch haha.

>>13731657
Oh, purpose of shit car was its ready for the scrap yard anyway, so we'd go up drive off road a bit, jump it, whatever till it stopped moving and then we'd burn the fucker. Owner of the property would scrap what's left, everyone was happy.

>>13723921
bacon cheesburger

>>13723921
i feel like zoomers are too young to have a "signature" meme food like avocado toast. the earliest zoomers are now just entering the work force and living on their own.

>>13731696
They're not going to have one, just watch. Cooking is dead.

>>13731322
Never understood the burger meme because of it. Far ad I've experienced, muricans eat pizza all the time not burgs

>>13731710
We eat both all the time. And I'm sick of it.

>>13731714
Then get a hoagie or "sub". I don't get it...

Pho

>>13731737
That's not new. That already exists. You have to actually make something.

I'm 278lb, 5'10.

>>13723921

These

>>13731489
>she turned around and thought he was pretending to hump her
Except that isn't what a humping motion looks like.
Go watch some doggy style porn and get back to me.

>>13731888
Except it doesn't matter see>>13731346

>>13723921
xanax and white claw

>>13729369
they were, but she's one of the good ones

>>13731385
We've all fucked a steak up enough once that we had to drench the fucker in that stuff to actually choke it down too.

But yeah, A1's fairly based for burgers and pork, never tried it for chicken

>>13732525
>We've all fucked a steak up enough once that we had to drench the fucker in that stuff to actually choke it down too.
true, true
not so gay for fixing a steak you fucked, but gay for a good steak that you didn't fuck

>>13731888
It looked like that to her, not us

>>13724516
a k a
> oily tomato pieces falling down everywhere.

You just can't eat that shit properly.

There are exceptions though. When they use dried tomatoes and make a paste out of it with other ingredients.
That's actually a good dish.

>>13731899
Nah, its different to be a woman and have a guy touch your ass.

>>13732643
How do you know for sure? Link to original video where we can hear what shes saying? That would be the only way to really prove what happened.

>>13733297
Different how? Also the video is right there he never touched her

Keto, carnivore diet or some other bandwagon shit they get onto to be part of a cult.

>>13731696
21 y/o Zoomer here, I seriously doubt I’ll ever move out on my own lol. Same with all my friends, we simply can’t afford it

>>13728762
this is unprovoked assault

>>13731703
it's not dead yet. i feel like more zoomers are getting into it with the advent of "trendy" youtube/instagram cooking videos. plus it's cheaper than eating out every day.
>t. 21 year old zoomer
>>13734492
i share a place with 3 friends. splitting rent for a bigger apartment reduces the price per person.
i'm able to make rent and other things with my paid internship (roughly 30 hours a week) and luckily i have a scholarship for my college.

>>13728748
They're fucking gay as shit but maybe they'll be less fat?

>>13728814
Firefighter being a good job is unrealistic.

>>13734902
It's a pretty good job. You won't get rich, but it's rewarding.

so /pol/ threads are ok as long as inter-generational

>>13733297
It’s just clear from the video

>>13727223
Travel is a function of capital you classist imbecile.

>>13734724
It is obviously fake

>>13734981
"The eyes of all future generations are upon you. And if you choose to fail us, I say - we will never forgive you."

Tide pods