/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just put it in your sippy you giant fucking toddler.

Basically tacos and burritos are uncomfortable because they tend to fall apart.

>>13723997
If you done well the bread is soggy enough to be cut with your spoon.

>>13723997
it already spilled, there's a plate under the bowl for a reason

>>13723997
only americans are uncomforted by food

>>13724002
hes american, what did you expect?

>>13724029
only americans cut things with spoons

>>13724396
only americans spill food

>>13723997
You go in from around the side. If some spills out, it's not a big deal. It's kind of expected.
Loosen up. Be happy. Be content.

>>13723997
Use a spoon and eat it carefully

>>13723997
these fucking things. I love them, but that thick peel plus the inedible membrane between segments makes eating them really frustrating

>>13724588
only americans need directions on how to eat

>>13724593
do you expect an american to eat carefully?

>>13724597
only americans call them these fucking things

peeling an orange is a lot harder than I thought

this is why I stick to fast food desu

>>13724612
only americans cant peel an orange, or have the brain capacity to figure out how to cut it

>>13724597
Pomegranate is even more frustrating, not even it has membrane but also seeds inside

>>13723997
You eat it slowly instead of just shoveling it in as if you've only been given 10 seconds to eat

Same with any other soup or saucy food

*shatters*

>>13725017
Pomegranates are absolute aids. The pulp is delicious but between the seeds and cleaning all the membranes I'd just rather eat literally anything else.

>>13723997
What kind of retarded chef made that?
It's onion soup, not fucking cheese soup.

>>13725445
It's the 'gratinée' version. With a toast and a lot of cheese browned in the oven.

>>13725229
>Same with any other soup or saucy food
Any other soup has a space between the actual soup and plate edge which makes more sense than OP's pic

>seafood pasta with shrimps or clams/mussels(!!) still in their shell
>soup/stew with meat stuck on a bone
FUCK YOU

Enjoy your drink, sir

>>13723997
He doesn't take a drill and drink the soup from the bottom of the bowl.

bananas, I can't get the cock imagery out of my head no matter how hard I try

>>13725522

>>13723997
Döner when the tard puts all the sauce on one side, pic kinda related but they're generally served with more filling.

>>13725522
>>13725531
Local one from a bar in my town, only 30 canuck bucks.

1 Fish Bowl Caesar
1/2 Cornish Game Hen
2 Mini Sliders
1/2lb of Cajun Chicken Wings
1 Pulled Pork Wonton
1 Deep Fried Pickle
1 Coconut Shrimp
1 Order of Onion Rings
Pickles, Extreme Beans, Olives, Celery

>>13723997
The bread should be soft enough that you can easily break it up with your spoon. The cheese can be a bit stringy though, yeah.

>>13725525
>I can't get the cock imagery out of my head no matter how hard I try

>>13725856
Fucking mental.

No matter what your face ends up covered in sauce

>>13725856
Where's the fucking alcohol in the picture?

>>13723997
You don’t, it’s still good tho

>>13725017
Try putting the whole thing underwater when you’re trying to separate the seed from the white. The white floats and the seeds sink

WHAT THE FUCK is the FUCKING POINT of these fucking stupid hamburgers that are THIS tall?

>>13725915
Instagram points

>>13724002
Fpbp

>>13725915
They get you laid

>>13725856
Some stupid Yank tier shit. Shameful.

>>13723997
If you follow the cylinders carefully not a single drop will spill.

>>13725261
>jabs your gums
Heh nothin personal kid

>>13727577
actually crunchy tacos are prefferable if you have no teeth

>>13725881
God I hate this so much.

>>13723997
>turns into a messy, gooey salad blob on your plate.

I love a good cheeseburger, but goddamn, burgers get nasty messy.

>>13724612
roll the orange with a bit of pressure off of your palm, certain ones will go in one peel

>>13725506
I agree about the shellfish but bones in stew is man tier

>>13725856
That's some Calgary level shit

>>13725458
>It's the 'gratinée' version.
No. This is authentic French onion soup.

>>13725522
>>13725531
>>13725856
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BIGGER

>>13725881
Don't slurp them you dumb weeb. Spaghetti aren't noodles.

Sure, let me just unhinge my jaw like a fucken anaconda

>>13727548
Rent free

>>13725856
>>13727935
With the caesar being the best dinnertime cocktail, it was a pretty easy transition into turning the thing into a meal of itself.
I'm not really fond of the idea of the drink getting warm and being unable to enjoy it without dismantling the whole ridiculous setup, though. Just give me a couple olives and either a celery stalk or some pickled string beans.

>>13723997
I love burgers but eating them is kind of a mess

>>13728212
You need to sort out your weird incapacity, Gordon Ramsay. People are starting to talk.

>>13725915
This. Or any kind of sandwich with too much filling that all slides out when you take a bite.

>>13725915
So the staff and other customers can laugh at you as you try to eat it.

>>13725915
What's the point of training your mouth to open extra-wide every time you're excited about something if you're not able to use that ability to eat an extremely tall food item?

>>13728184
>Hoe garden

Is this where basic bitches go for a drink ?

These guys are not really comfortable to eat especially in sauce but I love them anyway. It has nice solid texture in center which makes them interesting

>>13727663
How do you eat all the meat from the bone when its covered in "sauce" and youre armed with a spoon?

>>13725017
Wrong. I eat pomegranate like pussy to get it off the membrane. You can just chew up the seeds inside

>>13728614
>chewing seeds
Why not eating it as a whole at this point?

>>13728649
Your English is worded poorly.
>Why not eating it as a whole at this point?
If by "it" and "as a whole", you mean bite into the fruit like an apple, I don't want to eat the rind or membrane as they are tough and tasteless. If you are referring to the individual bits of fruit inside, I like the juicy pop when I bite down on them. Its not like the seeds are super hard or anything.

>explodes into a million flakes

>>13728568
It should just fall off.

>>13728365
>being this late to a joke
The "hoe garden" name jokes are dad jokes at this point.

the worst part about those food bouquets is that in order to exist, you need to pick the driest, most compact and flavourless food possible. No extra sauce, no melty cheese, no moist bread, it must be 50% crusts and rubber.

>>13725856
that's more like what would be considered "inconvenient-to-eat food", OP's example is just retarded.

>>13728698
First time I saw it in my life, they don't sell or import that merchandise.

>>13725832
>giving your local drug dealers money
Why

I usually perform an autopsy on these little shits before I start eating.
Fuck scraping the last of them from the peel.
>lol, u can eat the peel
That's not the point and doesn't undo the unpractical nature of this.

>>13725856
>extreme beans

>>13728902
Oh god how I hate dumbass normies who would always come at me with that stupid line "you should just eat the skins!!"
Like no shit? That doesn't make it any less difficult to eat.

>>13727976
No that anon but I don't slurp and I even use a spoon and fork but I still get stupid red sauce around my mouth.
I've mostly given up on eating regular spaghetti at this point. Its fattening and messy and gives me acid reflux.

>>13728902
>That's not the point and doesn't undo the unpractical nature of this.
Just eat the fucking peel you pussy.

>>13728902
jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with you

>>13728551
spoon

>>13729082
You don't know how to read

>>13728969
OH NOOOOO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH AAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>13725856
Caesars are fucking gross

>>13729097
BAKED POTATOES ARE STUPID
JUST FUCKING BOIL THEM TO GET THE EXACT SAME POTATO EXPERIENCE BUT IN A PRACTICAL FORM
BUT NO, BOO HOO GOTTA HAVE MY EPIC BOAT THING WHERE I CAN LADEL SAUCIES OR THE OL' BUTTERINO AND EAT IT WITH A SPOON LIKE A CHILD

>>13729206
My local bbq place makes a bomb ass baked potato. Kys

>>13725522
I want a bloody mary now damnit.

Buying some vodka next weekend.

>>13723997
Why put bread on soup and cover it with cheese? Is it a dumpling? Or a pie?

>>13729223
I honestly would love to try them.
I made some at home today, and got frustrated with how difficult they are to eat yet again.
I still have 2 left for the evening, but I'm thinking of turning those into something else.

>>13729206
>EAT IT WITH A SPOON
Use your hands like a functional human being.

>>13729264
you cannot be fucking serious
HANDS?!

>>13729249
I don't know. Apparently french people can't just have bread with cheese NEXT to the dish

Where is anti-american troll? He didn't reply in this thread

>>13728081
hearty kek

>>13725525
snap chunks out of it with you hand, eat the chunks
helps a little

>>13725881
Are you 6?

>>13729206
>BOIL THEM TO GET THE EXACT SAME POTATO EXPERIENCE
You're an idiot.

>>13729249
Because you get a delicious spoon full of cheese, bread and soup all at once.

>>13729935
But half of it will spill around the bowl

>>13730059
No, it won't. Cut into it with your spoon. Learn how to eat like an adult.

>>13729206
>>13728902
>literally outsmarted by a fucking potato
How you have managed to make it this far is beyond me.

>>13723997
Instagram food: the thread

>>13728977
It's just a brand of spicy pickled green beans.

>>13730371
Instagram Food: The Restaurant

>>13729050
You're overloading your fork. Pick up fewer strands.

>>13729206
Why are you eating a baked potato with a spoon when forks and knives exist

Is 'potatoes are hard to eat' some sort of ancient faggot meme?

>>13725525
boy you really like thinking about cock all day dont you?

>>13725017
wait you arent supposed to just eat the seeds?

>>13723997
looks ok to me :\

>>13728568
This nigger is dumber than a fucking caveman.

>>13729206
too potato to eat a potato.

>>13732294
Not by my oldfag calendar, dating back to 2009. That said, there's a tonne of shit trends that didn't become "meme"s back then.

>>13730655
what makes them so extreme?

>>13732832
they are racist.

>>13725881
I hate it when it's spaghetti night but all of my bibs are in the wash

these are annoying to eat and the skin is all tough and chewy

>>13725881
Wow, a three year old that can type.

>>13730809
these things are so annoying. you always inevitably end up eating paper

>>13725915
I just take the patties out, eat them, then when it's down to some I can eat like a normal white person, I finish it off like a regular burger. I've never eaten one that big, but that would be my basic approach.

>>13729292
i can't find the indian video with the fat slob fingering his yougurt drink for extra pleasure- before being gross with MORE indian food.

why use 2 sticks when you have 5 fingers?!

>>13732823
you will always and forever permanently be a newfag

>>13723997
Okay, we get it, you're retarded. Now kindly fuck right off.

>>13729092
As soon as you understand that pizza is meant to be a pasta dish and not a round sandwich, it will make sense to you.

>>13732853
They still make these?
I certainly remember them from the 80s but I haven't seen them in 30 years.
But yeah you are right about the paper.

>>13732929
I can find them on amazon so I suppose they're still around. I haven't thought about them in like a decade

>>13732853
>>13732929
dude just soalk the whole box in a bucket of water

colorful sugar water paper pulp
SWPP
I HAVE A SUGAR I AHVE A WATER UGH

>>13723997
god, I love this, it's also not hard to make yourself

>>13724002
/thread

>>13728902
>>13729037
How does eating the skin not make it completely effortless? Just cut a piece and eat it, what is so complicated? The only way a potato could ever be difficult is if you refused to eat any of the skin whatsoever and felt compelled to scoop out every last bit of the inside.

>>13732846
>skin is all tough and chewy
You pull the beans out and eat those, the rest you discard.

>>13725881
simmer down the sauce so it doesn't splash everywhere

>>13733227
what? you're supposed to remove each bean individually? why can't they sell them de-shelled?

>>13725017
You dumb fuck, you just don't know how to prepare them. You can literally get rid of all the membranes in under 1 minute.

Sorry, best video without annoying music is that from fucking Jamie Oliver, but it still works:
https://youtu.be/ObrV6GfEKRg?t=119

I just usually use a big IKEA metal bowl instead of a plate under it. Nothing spills if you do that.

I just fucking love pomegranate.

>>13733215
>eating the skin is effortless
Must be great to be you!!

>>13723997
every now and then when you're eating these and not paying attention they turn sideways in your mouth, never let your guard down.
do not trust these chip/cracker things no matter how tasty and innocent they are if you don't like holes being made in both the top and bottom of your mouth at the same time

>>13733267
>>13725017
>>13725910

Oh and by the way: DON'T use the water method. It takes WAY longer and you end up diluting the juices and with watery pomegranate seeds.

Also: Just chew the seeds inside. They can be eaten without a problem and don't taste bitter.

>>13725261
*shatters*
> spills food everywhere
> gets stuck in between teeths
> uses most inferior type of flour
Worst kind of bread EVER!

Change my mind.

>>13723997
You just slowly dip your spoon in, let it fill up, lift it, sip and repeat until you can dip into the cheese without making it spill.

Thank me for helping you retard.

>>13725525
It was there all along, Anon.

>>13725531
Point made.

>>13725832
Literally god class fast food.

Has a decent bun that at least contains the sauces for some time, unlike a burger which spills everything on the back when you eat it. Contains meat that is actually roasted fresh in front of your eyes instead of boiled or fried and fresh sauces, herbs and salad for a cheap price.
> No unnecessary fat
> No grease
> No added sugars
> No dyestuffs
> No preservatives

You just have to watch out to go to a fairly decent place to get good quality meat and delicious sauces. That's everything.
It literally is THAT good.

The only thing I would improve about this is that I would use a kind of knife that would only cut the middle of the bread and prevent spill on the sides.

>>13725881
Use tortiglioni instead.

>>13725915
>>13726043
>>13728318
>>13727648

This. The grease, the spill, the disgusting sludge/goo you get when you try to eat it. The point of making actually good burgers is to make them as flat as possible and dehydrate the ingredients as much as possible (and just make more instead of one big one). McDonalds learned that a long time ago.

>>13728670
I hate puff pastry.

>>13729292
#freecorona

>>13733278
How is it not? What is wrong with you? Do you not have teeth?

>>13723997
Don't eat it like a nigger.

Be civilized. If you don't know how to be civilized, keep trying to eat this until you can do it without spilling. If you can't learn that, go be a nigger and only eat nigger food.

Niggers ruin everything.

>>13725506
This
>shelled shrimps
>cuts of meat with bone or slabs of flubber or gristle in them in sauce so you have to scrape the sauce off the meat to see anything what you're fucking doing, nice cuisine retard

>>13725261
You're supposed to squeeze them tight so that one sides snaps near the bottom in one clean break while preserving the integrity of the furrow. Then you hold it firmly so that the two sides hold the contents in place, and proceed to start taking bites.

>>13733367
I have teeth but the skins are like eating paper. I only do it because its supposedly good for you- though in all honesty, potatoes are fattening as fuck and shouldn't be eaten at all.

>>13724597
just cut it into wedges and tear off the inner membranes, eat it like and orange slice

>>13733215
So whenever you are handed a baked potato, you just start cutting it from the side with a knife?
They serve that shit with a spoon and there is a way you are supposed to eat it.
It would be much easier to crush spaghetti into a mush and just suck it with a fucking straw in stead of awkwardly wrapping it around your fork.
You comment is just fucking stupid.

>>13732875
I got you covered buddy
also, pro-tip for eating with hands
>4 fingers should be bunched together to form valley to scoop food
>thumb to push food into mouth
>palm upwards, obviously
t. spent time in an ex-national service camp without utensils in Malaysia

>>13733482
>They serve that shit with a spoon and there is a way you are supposed to eat it.
Ok.. what?? Who is fucking serving a baked potato with a spoon?

>>13733514
I'll tell you who..

>>13733482
Why are you talking about spaghetti when you replied to someone talking about potatoes??

>>13733454
>potatoes are fattening
you are a retard

>>13733488
ohly shit thanks brother im so grossed out now.

make a shovel or scoop- with the hands that wipe up poop!
use your thumb and suck it down, underneath your nails is brown!
if your food is on the floor, use your toes to wipe up more!

ugh these 'people' disgust me

>>13733521
I gave an example.
A comparison.
Seems like I'm not the potato here.

>>13725261
Tortillas are superior to this shit.

>>13733488
>Wears rings
I'm bout to do the vomit thing guys

>>13733523
How come I lose weight when I stop eating them? Are they only fattening for me or something?

>>13733329
>replying the the whole thread as if his opinion matters
fuck you, and every thread you ruin faggot

>>13733860
it's probably whatever you're slathering them in, potatoes are actually great for you and easy to digest, but everything we put on them to make them taste good like olive oil, cream cheese, cheese, cream and butter are very fattening.
the humble potato is innocent.
though it's of course possible to get fat by eating raw boiled potatoes with no seasonings in bulk, I don't think it's a very likely scenario even the whitest of /ck/ to gorge on flavourless mashed potatoes
of course, you could be an undiagnosed diabetic which leads to a whole other group of issues i'm not an expert in, as I'm a non-diabetic hungry skeleton who eats dense meals

>>13733251
It's an activity to do at the bar.

>>13733901
tripfags really are fucking pathetic aren't they

>>13733329
schwuchtel

>>13733329
Jesus Christ, who is this knobend!

>>13732929
>>13732941
My gf likes these for some reason, you can find them at places that are gimmicky “candy shops” or purposefully trying to be “old timey”. You can obviously buy them online as well. Nobody really eats them anymore because they’re literally just beads of sugar.

>>13733482
>>13733553
>>13733519
Do you take an autistically long time peeling all your other vegetables as well? Do you feel the deep need to peel an apple before you eat it, because the skin is “too chewy?”
All jokes aside, you have the palette and the mindset of a child, your parents are probably the ones serving you baked potatoes with a spoon and your gay ass has been eating baked potatoes with a spoon unquestioningly for 42 years you fat fucking faggot, now put some salt and oil on your potato before you bake it and eat the skin and realize how much you’re missing out on you fucking waste of space

>>13733964
So olive oil is fattening now?
I went on a low carb diet and potatoes weren't allowed cause they were considered carb heavy.
But you're saying if I just eat plain potatoes- I won't get fat from that alone.
So do I get to put salt on them? How do you cook them if you can't use olive oil to do that?

>>13733329
Why do people do this

>>13733994
There were no tripfags quoted in the reply they were responding to.

>>13733329
kys nigger

>>13733329
i thought this was bannabloe now you globoJANNIES fuckin CLEAN IT UP!

>>13733251
You squeeze them out with your teeth, pulling the sea salt of the outside as you do so.

>>13732846
for our 2nd anniversary my husband and I did acid and went to a sushi place. I was eating the whole thing and thought they were sort of tough, then I looked over at him and saw he was just shucking the beans out. I felt rather embarrassed. Our waiter had really big ears.

>>13733586
While I 95% agree, these little ones are god-tier.

>>13733329
hello? based department?

>>13729292
weird looking potato

>>13734460
>So olive oil is fattening now?
>100% fat by volume is fattening
YES.

>>13725856
Do Americans really...

>>13735755
Most of us think it's a retarded gimmick, too.

>>13735746
>all fat is bad and makes you fat
No

>>13735746
I did look up nutritional value on olive oil and a few of them did look like they were 100% fat.

>>13736122
So it olive oil a good fat or a bad fat?

>>13734381
How rude of you to say something like that. Do you always assume the worst of all the people you meet?
Have you never in your life seen someone eating a baked potato with a spoon? I swear I have been to a restaurant that served theirs like that, but you know what? I don't orded them because they are such a bitch to eat.
Are you the kind of person who doesn't peel their potatoes when making mashed potato?
Think of all the nootrients, just fucking boil the potato and mash the delicious skins with them and call it a day.

>>13734460
since you're already the sort of person that follows meme diets look up the potato diet

>>13736572
I only really did low carb and keto because I did a good amount research and compared that with those of who I know who were successful in losing all the weight they wanted to lose on those diets.

This potato diet sounds really fucking stupid. I think I'm better off just not eating potatoes.

>>13725522
Thenk you.

>>13728670
I always end up inhaling a little in my mouth and choking on the Filo pastry

>>13727648
I've gotten to where I like burgers to have minimal toppings, just one or two things to add a little pop or contrast while letting the burger shine through.Pic related is one of the absolute best as long as you get it at the original location. So many of these "pub" burgers just get more and more overloaded and overwrought and you lose the essence of burger in there, on top of having to eat it with a damned fork and knife.

>>13728365
it's one of the only beers Inbev hasn't completely ruined, despite their best efforts

>>13733488
this is some early '80s barbarian comic shit

>>13735755
why is the world obsessed with USA??

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