/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13717847
asses stink tho

>>13717847

that's fucking disgusting. anyone who says 'eat ass' or even jokes about putting their mouth near feces should be burned alive on a stake in the elementary school playground so the kids can watch and learn what happens when you are corrupted.

>>13717857
based incel

>>13717857
>that's fucking disgusting. anyone who says 'eat ass' or even jokes about putting their mouth near feces should be burned alive on a stake in the elementary school playground so the kids can watch and learn what happens when you are corrupted.
This thread is about steak.

>>13717857
>he doesn't eat ass

>>13717857

I don't even know how many more bacteria your mouth has than an anus. Probably an order of magnitude at the least. Regardless, if you get to an asshole that isn't clean, pink and smells like underwear, you've chosen poorly. Also, an asshole has a lower bacterial environment than a pussy. So.. pick your poison.

>>13717897
There are good bacteria and ass bacteria is not good. By your fucked up logic eating yoghurt is as safe as eating shit.

>>13717847
you're eating brown shit in both cases

>>13717847
Based.

>>13717915

I've eaten 3 decades of ass of all different types. That e.coli you're worried about hasn't done a goddamn thing to me, ever. But I live in a sanitary country so. I guess you have reason to fear.

>>13717974
>to fear
I'm not refusing to to eat it out of fear you drongo, it's disgusting. I also don't eat other disgusting things which disgust me.

>>13717897

doesn't fucking matter, you're a animal without a soul corrupted by demons, and must be burned alive in order to protect from your contagion.

>>13717882
>>13717869
>>13717866
>>13717974

burned alive at the stake.

>>13717915
>>13717986

your souls may yet be saved.

>>13717897
>and smells like underwear
underwear smells like clean anus, not the other way around

>>13717917
Find a better steakhouse Jamal. And find a better escort.

>>13717974
>I've eaten 3 decades of ass

>>13717847
and it looks like youre all out of steak

>watching virgins argue with one another about who's a virgin
Fuck yeah, 4channel.org.

>>13718127
I paid an escort service at age 29, I'm a virgin no more.

>>13717986

When you start having sex, you'll learn that a woman's vagina is about a quarter inch from her asshole. So, when you grow up sometime you'll get past it, or become a Baptist or Mormon.

>>13718006
I'm also a muslim

t. non-ass eater

>>13718139
Mormons are allowed to eat ass, if they're married to it.

>>13718110
When I was in highschool, it all tasted like baby powder. I'm probably going to die from licking poison talcum powder. God it tasted like shit on my tongue. Like licking gypsum.

>>13718139
Shut the fuck up you simpering little cunt

>>13718148
>simpering little cunt
You know yourself, don't you?

>>13718155
Don't reply to me

>>13718168

Go pet your autism rescue animal.

>>13718168
Blow it out your ass, simpering little cunt.

>>13718175
He's suffering from autism, leave him be.

>>13718139

you make me fucking sick. i'd kill you with a brick.

>>13718200
Stop having an childish episode hun. Go see Mummy.

Enjoy your stomach worms you degenerate ass munching poofters

>>13718207
You live in a hemisphere where women have ass worms? No wonder.

>>13718207
1 out of 4 humans gets ass worms at one point, this is across every fucking country. You eat ass worms and shit.

>>13718251
>1 out of 4 humans gets ass worms at one point, this is across every fucking country

>>13718251
Then maybe don't go to a Mexican resort you fucking dull bitch. They don't exist north of 40 unless you drag them up here.

>>13718237
I've had ass worms and if you ate my ass you'd be sucking down that ass worm caviar tainted with aromatic fart

>>13718276
No one will ever eat your ass, virgin.

>>13718276
Good for you. I can't even say anything else. You're a mess of a creature. You're like talking to my last loose bowel movement about Dostoyevski.

>>13718276
>I've had ass worms

>>13718119
based shelly

>>13717855
hot girls asses dont

>>13718116
>Jamal
figures you'd bring up another brown turd you like to gorge down your throat.
Mutt's law in action.

Why isn't anyone talking about steak?

>>13717917
>Full of pheramones and promots healthy gut bacteria on top of being the greatest bonding experience possible

and the problem is?

>>13718119

God she's beautiful

>>13718391
I'm thinking because this is a vegan shill thread designed to make us conflate eating steak with eating ass

>>13718486
OP here - not at all, I love steak, and I love ass. They don't really taste similar enough for the two to be conflating, unless the steak is exceptionally rare.

>>13718486
If you'll eat meat, you'll eat ass.

made a ny strip for dinner haven’t had one in years been on that ‘eye shit for everrr and boy there’s really nothing wrong with it is there damn

rendered some bacon fat and confined it with fresh roasted thyme and sage as a herb butter to cook him the little fucker turned out alright

>>13718529
you should drink milk with steak, rather than beer

>>13718533
Idk what makes you say that but anyway fun fact Coors is made with dead people water you know how it says brewed with Rocky Mountain water the brewery is on clear Creek which sees a fair amount of deaths due to rafting accidents etc on a regular basis so a batch you are drinking may or may not be full of dead ppl sauce

>>13717847
the steak you eat probably tastes like ass then

>>13718533
sounds disgusting

>>13718552
>>13718588
it's the cow connection

>>13718552
>Coors is made with dead people water
Fitting to drink it with dead animal flesh, then.

>>13718557
Prolapse is said to taste like steak tartare

>I like steak and feces
quite the taste buds there bud.

>>13718619
Learn to bathe

>>13718627
You wash the inside of your colon? Tell us about it buddy. Even if your partner farts there is bits of feces around that around. Pic related, it's you.

>>13718374
>t. virgin

>>13718635
There's particulate feces on everything, especially steak. Read a book sometime, retard.

>>13718639
Not in the same quantities around your asshole, retard. Also learn to wash your food, jesus.

do Americans really do this...?

>>13718643
Yes, in the same quantities, unless you and your fat sow of a wife take a trip to the medieval era to bathe and eat ass, fuckwit.

Hey guys how would you recommend I start a discussion about ass eating on a cooking forum?

>>13718674
This thread is about steak.

itt: exposed degenerate literal faggots in damage control

>>13718692
Faggots usually don't eat steak, or meat.

>>13718674
Maybe try not posting a redditfrog like some underage b&.

For me its ass

>>13717897
Can't choose to not have mouth bacteria but I can choose to not put my mouth near a female fanny fudge factory

>>13718912

If you're entirely asexual, yes.

>>13718978
Whatever you say, poopmouth.

>>13718302
shutup, its not my fault fast food shitholes don't properly clean their toilets

>>13718643
>People don't shower or bathe and never have

what planet do you live on brother.

>>13718978
Ass is an african tier fetish. Pussy evolved for millions of years to feel good on dick and be appealing to straight men. You're one step away from being a faggot when you're turning down perfectly good pussy in favor of a literal shithole, and an actual niggerfaggot.

>>13719019
You're some weird incel. I ate my utterly white wife's ass for 12 years and she did for me as well. Because we're clean Canadian people who know what soap is, it never became an issue. If you even eat pussy, you're getting into the same bacteria regardless. You fucking incel virgins are so sorely misgiven when it comes to the bedroom.

>>13719019
>fellas, is it gay to like women's ass?

>>13719019
>>13717917
>>13717866
>>13717866
>>13717857
based

>>13717882
>>13717897
>>13718116
>>13718400
>>13719041
>>13719033
unbased and worse than degenerate

imagine how fucking subhuman you'd have to be to eat ass. You should go to India because they're in need of loos.

>>13719063
>NK
I knew Kim was an assman.

>>13719063
You don't have to worry about any of that, do you? Asexual and forced celibates always talk like you.

>>13719063
Ass if objectively superior. Tits are fantastic, but ultimately superfluous.

I don't understand why you'd eat ass when you can just eat pusy instead, I mean it probably feels better for the girl and its right there

>>13719157
Pussy is honestly kind of gross in real life.

>>13717847
How does ass actually taste?
Horsey?

>>13719677
Like unseasoned rare steak.

>>13719157
Ass is pretty clean and mild as long as she has good hygiene
Pussy is fucked up and smells like death and nightmares unless you put a firehose filled with lysol up her axe wound and wash out the filth so thoroughly she ends up in the ER
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with doing that but I don't think you'll have much luck getting her on board for that multiple times in a row

>>13719041
An ass fixation in many cases indicates the presence of closeted homosexual tendencies. So, to answer your question, mostly yes.

>>13719063
>poverty countries go for butts
Imagine my surprise

>>13717847
So what would the cut from the ass be if humans were cattle?

>>13719880
100% rump steak.

>>13719157
My girlfriend loves getting her asshole tongued. Makes her leak like a fire hydrant.

Women are much more in their head with sex than men. Pussy eating might physically feel better but the 'dirtiness' of ass eating might make her more emotionally turned on and overall more horny.

>>13720219
>Makes her leak like a fire hydrant.
Gross

>>13720227
It's 2020, it's alright to come out as gay you know. Your parents will still love you.

>>13720264
Cunt goo is just pre cum, and anyone who eats pre cum is gay.

>>13719803
>america
>poverty country

Rate my Denver steak

>>13721047
I would eat it if someone offered it to me.

>>13721047
This was the starting point btw.

Reverse seared to 58C medium/medium rare without oil, dry cast iron pan with rendered fat cap from the start.

1,30 minutes per side.

>>13718391
A troll thread about the virtues of ass eating is much more entertaining

>>13721056
Don’t be vague anon, I have low self esteem

>>13719063
>mongolia
>china

>>13721073
I don't know enough about steak, beyond just eating it, to really praise it effectively. But it looks appetizing, and if I had received it at a restaurant, I would have no reason to believe anything was amiss. I might even prefer this steak to ass, depending on the ass in question.

>>13721081
Thank you anon, I’m happy.

Btw my ass is hairy

>>13721047
Looks a little tiny bit on the rare side for my preference, but I would still gladly eat all of it. The crust looks nice. I can't rate fairly without tasting it, but it looks yummy. What would you rate it flavorwise??

>>13721093
>my ass is hairy
disgusting

>>13721098
I actually aimed to 60 degrees but since it was my first time with this cut I kept my safety temp, the one who allows me to tell if the meat is tender and is worth the money (it was). Next time full medium would do fine with all that fat and juices.

It had a beefy flavour, delicate with plenty of juice. The fat was neutral with a light buttery profile.

I’d rate it 8,5/10

>>13721103
Part and parcel of being Med, nothing my razor can’t solve btw

>>13717897
>an asshole has a lower bacterial environment than a pussy

>>13721024
it's a poverty country when you don't count the 100 or so Jews that own all the money and resources.

>>13721024
t. temporarily embarrassed millionaire

>>13722108
>twitter shit
can tell you take yours well done, shit for brains

>>13717847
Imagine actually being so brainwashed by the porn jew that you feel like less than a man by not eating a womans asshole and literally licking shit

If you want to make that into your special thing you clean it out fuck it whatever you want but don't act like every girl deserves to get it on a one night stand now just because spineless bitchass zoomers have been watching porn since age 6 and just do it because they are scared they would never have sex again if they don't.

>>13722232
>less than a man by not eating a womans asshole
yes

>literally licking shit
ya'll know some nasty ass broads that need a bidet and shower

>>13719009
>licking toilets at fast food restaurants

I ate a steak from applebees tonight, and it really did have a likeness to eating ass.

>>13718499
words to live by

>>13722077
actually true.
dirty ass smells like poop, dirty cooch smells like month old milk, rktting flesh and vomit

>>13722108
>spend money on gay magazine shit instead of medication required to stay alive
>die

>>13719063
What’s up with Iceland?