/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13716825

Jesus Christ do people eat food cooked by someone that short?

>>13716825
I couldn't watch this episode. Made it about 30 seconds in and turned it off.

>>13716825
>25 minute video just for sourdough bread
why so long

>>13716825
josh sure is wearing a TON of makeup... I only know cause i noted how bad his skin looked in the first video i accidentally clicked on a long time ago about knife maintenance.

>>13716964
It's just pure cringe

unreal. my two favorite culinary youtubers colab.

Christmas came early (or late?)

>>13716825
the guy on the right is short and babish is still significantly shorter than him...

>>13716825
based white chink mogging the shit out of gaybitsch?

>>13716825
Kek the tall dude is fat, pasty and looks like shit but he still looks better than Babish who has the jacked manlet look.

>>13718549
>tall

>>13718601
uhm yeah the guy on the right is 5'10" and i'll have you know the average height for a man in the US is 5'9" so that means he's tall.

>>13718633
hah, I'm 5'11, see you losers later, gonna go loser my virginity

Rent free

>>13718648
Hah I'm 6'1" you faggot I've lost my virginity at least twice (lost count after so many haha) enjoy your Fleshlight permavirgin

>>13716825
there's enough soy in this picture to make fried rice for all of china

Surprised they didn't chug soy milk for 25 minutes.

>>13716825
reddit

Babish has zero synergy with other people.

>>13718454
So like someone posted somewhere that his official height is 5'10" but Brad Leone's height is 6'3" and completely TOWERS over Babish. So realistically he has to be like 5'6" which explains a lot of his early obsession with drinking whiskey and other "MANLY" things

>>13718723
it's like how Trump is 6'3" and Jeb is 6'3" but Jeb is somehow 3 inches taller standing next to him

>>13716825
>talks close to microphone and boosts his voice to sound lower
>streams give away that his voice is not deep and actually pretty common among american males
>now this
Holy fuck, he is insecure.

>>13718723
Look at the way he positions the camera low in a vain attempt to make himself appear taller.

>>13718723
He's a shoot 5'5"

>>13718773
he reminds me of Charlie Kelly's weirdo uncle who kept trying to get The Lawyer to put his hands over his to make it look like he has bigger hands than he does

>>13716825
babs must be standing on a platform at that point in the vid

Weischad towers over him.

>>13718806
dude also 100% has shoe lifts

>>13718806
>>13718806
wow is Weismann certified Chad-Lite™?

has pretty good face and unexpected 6'+ height

always thought he was kind of a meatball, like 5'9" and thicker.

this changes everyhing.

also Babish looks fucking frail lmao. didn't realize he was like 125 pounds.

>>13718819
Weisman literally has no chin and judging by his cast iron video, is obsessed with posing to look strong despite being skinnyfat

>>13718834
u mad nerd?

>>13716825
Weissman is more built than probably all of /ck/

bingey babby probably had a lot of testosterone in high school. capped his bones early, so he's short, and caused him to lose his hair.
the candle that burns faster is one that burns shorter at both ends or whatever.

>>13718852
No, Joshua, I am not mad. Just disappointed.

>>13718760
clap those fat white booty cheeks

>>13718852
>>13718806
peak soiface and zero facial hair.

>>13718910
>>13718852
>>13718819
>>13718834
Babish is a high adrenaline autistic manlet who's always on edge
Weis"man" is a hairless klinefelter lanklet with a woman's chest/hip ratio

hard to say which is worse tee bee aych. Just the state of men in current year

>>13718948
>Just the state of men in current year
true, they should sit at home and shitpost, that would be better.

>>13718948
post body

>>13716825
babish gets mogged by women even with his numale “work” boots

>>13718948
This post reeks of cope.

>>13718948
Post body

>>13718760
come on dude, i promised i wouldn't waste any more money on fortshit. and now you go posting webm's like this.

>>13718834
Weissman actually teaches some useful shit. Granted there are much better cooking channels out there for specific cuisines (e.g. chinese cooking demystified if you want autismo level depth into your asian food), but his is a better start than Babish's

>>13718760
Fuck so this is why all the zoomers are obsessed with this game, dayum.

>>13718948
and youre a fatass

>>13716825
One jew.
Two jews.

Two jews, hohoho!

>>13716825
I watched the bread guy's video that they linked to and I immediately regretted it. Is this the kind of stuff that holds the attention of zoomers?

Imagine centering your life and the meaning you derive from it on height

>>13720150
You sound like a manlet

>>13720350
Imagine centering your life and the meaning you derive from it on height

>>13718232
Ad revenue

>>13720367
Imagine not having to get on your knees to suck my cock, manlet.

>>13720391
Are you 8 feet tall, nigga?

>>13720391
Imagine centering your life and the meaning you derive from it on height

>>13718232
He stretches the videos out to make the most money.

>>13718948
>a hairless klinefelter lanklet with a woman's chest/hip ratio

Faster to just say "Jewish".

>>13716825
He’s also a pretty shit cook.

>>13718660
Unironically this. Does anyone think babitch or joshua gives a flying fuck about what some nerds think of them online? They make millions and they dont give a shit about cee kay.

>>13718819
>pretty good face
you have some high standards huh

>>13720350
Are you a self hating manlet? Or somewhere in the cutoff point (5’9 for example)? Because tall people dont care about height, yet you do

>>13719084

I love women with jawlines like hers.

goddamn, you can cut the sexual tension with a butterknife

>>13719084
> numale "work" boots

kek I noticed them.

>>13719084
Something about Rea is unpleasant to look at. Yes sure probably decent enough guy but that wiry beard with the grey, head sports, and skin tone combined make him look disgusting.

>>13720681
these thread are usually littered with king manlets(5-9 to 5-11). i proved it resoundingly in a thread on /sp/ awhile ago