/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>"I don't know, just tell me!"
>"I want it to be a surprise!"

>>13716465
women hate making decisions for themselves
the most important tip of your god damn life for relationships is about to be unveiled
make all the choices for her

bitches ain't shit

>>13716472
Go back home and have her make sandwiches.

>>13716465
Yeah I'll have the taco supreme and my gf will have a cup of water

>>13716481
Very alpha

>>13716473
this. but then prepare to hear about it for weeks if it was the wrong choice

>>13716465
Stop making Twitter threads.

>>13716476
but hoes and tricks

Absolute horseshit.
The women will invariably pick somewhere expensive, which will require a booking well in advance.
Enjoy your $500 meal in 3 months time.

>>13716465
I would say "McDonald's??!! Red Lobster???" as a joke if a guy asked me that, so it would backfire on me and I'd end up going to McDonald's with some guy I don't like...

>>13716465
This is what happens when you make a white "woman" your partner. Just go Asian if you want an actual female companion and not some turboroast.

>be at party at some friends place
>almost everyone is severely intoxicated
>one guy starts getting sick and goes outside
>one of the guys has an azn gf
>she brings sick guy a blanket and keeps him from cracking his head open on the concrete
>pretty sure I also saw her clean up a spilled drink
White women are finished and can no longer compete.

>>13716577
by "asian" you mean some short fridgebodied flip
no thanks

>>13716577
by the way im gay, not sure if that matters

>>13716559
no

>>13716575
>getting in a car with someone you dont like
>alternatively, not liking someone you were considering to be a romantic partner solely because of their taste in perfectly acceptable restaurants
Did someone drop you on your head as a child?

>Tell her to guess
>"I don't know"

Nice job fuccboi

>>13716559
this. please for the love of god

>>13716465
This doesn't happen with my girlfriend who just says "hey wanna go to the Japanese place"

>>13716686
>even a weeb has more awareness than a twitterfag

Twitterfag never went out with a woman. If a girl wants you to take her some place specific she'll tell you, otherwise she'll just go 'I dunno' and be fine with whatever you pick
It's like he was watching a 10 Dating Tips video on YT

>>13716575
I'm going to brutally rape you

>>13716575
Why the fuck are you going out with him if you don't like him?

>Free things

Whore logic

>>13716575
I pity the guy who wastes money on a stuck-up roastie.
Also
>...
Why do females type like redditors?

This is why it's easier to just date your bro
Just talk about this kind of shit lmao don't make it into a weird song and dance routine just to go get something to eat

>>13716567
>>13716476
shut up Ben Folds

>>13716617
You do realize flips aren't the only asians that exist right

>>13716642
i thought i was on /trv/ for a second

>>13716741
Making the woman pay is the most based thing you can do and I do it every time

>>13716760
I am. I am also aware that that is what you meant, though

>>13716488
>so alpha dude!!! xD

>>13716536
Incorrect, second important tip. Tell her to stop complaining. Best way to determine if the relationship will last.

>>13716545
Kek

>>13716659
>McDonald's
>perfectly acceptable
If you're a nigger I suppose.

>>13716777
But it wasn't what I meant. There are plenty of good countries to find women from:
Taiwan, Japan, Vietnam, Singapore etc.

>>13716829
>Vietnam, Singapore
Lmfao.
I'll give you Taiwan, but you're not gonna find a quality Japanese girl easily. You're gonna find the trash gaijin hunters

>>13716809
If your girl isn't happy going with you for a meal at a fast food joint then she is in it for the free meal not you.

>taking care of widowed mother
>she STILL does this

god damn it old woman just tell me you want salmon, we both know you're secretly a bear

>>13716834
Even a trash nip is miles above the average whitoid roastie thot

>>13716853
Enjoy your "compensated dating" gf, then, bro

>>13716465
>women
eugh

>>13716575
as opposed to going somewhere expensive with someone you don't like?
fuck off female parasite

>>13716473
This, but also remember to beat the shit out of her if she complains.

>>13716859
Better than settling for a whitoid roastie thot

>>13716782
roastie is toasty

>>13716834
See >>13716853

>>13716920
>>13716853

>>13716465
>putting this much thought into hole psychology
Ask me how I know you're beta.

>>13716937
>hole
Ask me how I know you've never stuck your dick in one.

>>13716952
t. hole

>>13716931
>autism jeans

I know what you're talking about but those are not them.

>>13716986

>>13716931
Imagine the angry white woman who made that image

>>13716995
>>13716986
Define autism or virgin genes. Go ahead.

>>13717020
The ones you have with you

>>13717024
I'm naked

>>13717016

>>13716774
I never go on /trv/, explain further.

>>13717016
I made it, and I'm a white man.

>>13717079
>man
You will never pass

>>13717111
Seething virgin asian fetishist

>>13716465
I usually give the wife 3 to choose from. Then she might come back with 2 of the 3, then I pick which one. Or she chooses one.

>>13717154
Might be the most pointless story I've ever heard in my life. Thanks for wasting everyone's time asshole.

>>13717079
>White knighting white women

>>13716465
No it will be too expensive

>>13716775
Making the woman pay for her own meal that is. Making her pay for yours makes you just as bad as her.

>>13717228
>3 sentences

Back to twitter, where your attention span is appropriate.

As someone who has had sex, it's always weird to watch virgins argue over races of women when they'll never touch one.
>White!
>Asian!
>White!
>Asian!

>>13717228
The discussion was about methods to decide where to eat. He offered his method of narrowing the pool via multiple choice. Go fuck yourself if you can't follow a discussion. Seriously.

>>13716995
Someone make a roastie starterpack

>>13717324
sure thing, roastie

Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>13716559
Make more just because it angers this anon

>>13716472
That's when we go home and I just boil macaroni and dump pre-shredded cheese and a lump of cold butter in our bowls and tell her to chow down.

>>13717274
What? Who are you quoting?

>>13717308
Nah faggot

>>13717738
Based parasite.

>>13716465
>please manipulate me right from the start

>>13717750
Women are the necrotic flesh of human society
I'm doing you a favor

>>13716465
Women are dumb, toss her a dog biscuit and pat her on the head then tell her to make you dinner.

>>13716577
You forgot the most important part in which you admit that asian women are disgusting, unfuckable creatures and the only reason why western men choose to be with one of them is just because they could not get a normal girlfriend.

>>13719373
Enjoy dying alone

>>13719391
You tell them gurl! Feminism ROCKS!!!

>>13719423
I have a woman who likes to cook and likes to spend money on me and I'm still leading her on
You will die alone with your children taken if you let women control you

>>13719428
Having your woman provide for you is just as pathetic as being controlled by one.
Either way she's not respecting you

every bf i've ever had
>where do yo uwant to eat
me
>how bout bla bla place
bf
>umm i don't really want to go there
>ok you pick
>no i want you to pick!!!!!
-_-

>>13719432
Easily made up for by being confident and dominant in public and private
Something you know nothing about

>>13719435
>being dominant
>being dependant on the weaker sex for money
Pick one
This is living in mommy's basement tier cope.

>>13719438
I guess you would know. Now please, leave me, as I must finish my cuppa.

>>13719439
Enjoy your cuppa anon

>>13719433
That's completely backwards and you're dating pic related

>>13719426
M-muh waifu, just like in my chinese cartoons!

>>13716472
McDonalds it is!

>>13719444
>wrong and soy
you sure showed me

>>13716473
Can confirm, I hate when people ask me what I want, because then I have to make a decision that I might regret.
Can't make a bad decision if I don't make them.

>>13719449
Cute

You all need therapy.

>>13719510
You need to get laid ytboi

>>13716465
"i fuckin knew it. every time we eat at this shithole"

>>13716834
Yeah don’t settle for a Japanese woman who wants a white guy! Settle for a japanese woman who DOESNT want a white guy.

>>13719504
Kek. You sick bastard

>>13716559
this

I have literally never gave a shit about a woman's opinion. If they bitch, just ignore them. They can't stand being ignored because they are all narcissists. Going to a restaurant she doesn't want to go to and having a conversation with the female waitress while ignoring your gf because of her bitching puts them in their place. She usually starts trying to get all touchy with me about 10 minutes after when she realizes she isn't in control.

>>13716931
10/10

>>13716809
>Be blonde white girl
>Fucking love McDonald's
>Black guys are the only ones who think McDonald's is an acceptable date
>Proceed to date black guys

It all makes sense now

>>13719688
Cute

>>13716931
go too bed spencer

>>13719731
Have sex schizo

>>13719521
As if any of the bigots here would know anything about that?

>>13716465
Lmao then you take her there and make her pay for the bill, right?

>>13716849
What an unbearable situation

>>13716465
I want to squirt my semen on Kyley King's perfect nose and teeth while she rubs her solid little clit.

>>13716465
>play guessing games like toddlers
>"I reserved a table at XYZ for 7."

I guess OP advice is a cool and clever maneuver if you're a 15 year old.

>>13719925
>XYZ? Again? Sigh....

>>13719854
>unironically crying about bigots
Kek, wrong website, tumblrina.

>>13719449
>seething this hard because weebs are fucking 3/10 nip girls daily while Chad’s beating the shit out of you for ogling Stacy

>>13719461
Post tits retard

>>13716849
>investor vs. coronavirus bear market

>place requires reservation
that ended fast
also
>paying to feed whores something that's not your cock

>>13716465

Just tell them where they're going, dude. Women like being told what to do.

>>13716465
>uuggh lete me guess, Taco Bell again?
>You got it, honey!

>>13716849
>mfw a bear posts on /ck/

>>13720098
We'll see who's crying when all the assholes get pushed off this website.

>>13717308
nah, that is based and redpilled.

>>13720339
Pushed by who, faggot?

>>13720730
Let's just say it's going to be increasingly uncomfortable spewing hate here. Can't wait to see you panic. :)

>>13716573
I live in a rich af town and very few girls would say a fancy restaurant if you asked them to guess

Have sex

>>13721383
>I live in a rich af town
Big deal? Maybe when you are rich af, you'll understand.
>Have sex
gb2facebook

>>13716465
No

>>13719854
>>13720339
>>13721039
Jesus fuckign christ. Go back to eddit if you want a safespace you cumbrain retard.

>>13716577
HAHa cope trannycel. Asians are as bad as grilledroast.

>>13716480
LOL saying women have to make sandwiches will never not be hilarious

>>13716545
Nice

>>13716545
good post

>>13719391
You can just tell a white female wrote this post

>>13721561
4chan will be a safe space for everyone except bigots when we're done. Tick tick tick. :)

>>13721669
I would roast you but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash
*tosses hair and walks away*

>>13716847
Nah I mean the food is so garbage I'm genuinely not sure that it should be legally accepted as food.

>>13719391
Calm down, Brenda.

>>13721039
>mook
>pushing shitposters away
Larp harder. Mook is too much of a jew to do anything like that. Shitposting is pageviews.

>>13719391
>NOOOOO you have to buy and expensive, high maintenance BMW, not a heckin high quality, loyal, long lasting toyatarino
>you can't buy the heckin compact car, a real man likes meat on his frame

>>13719391
Ok Karen

>tell my girlfriend what we're eating and where we're going
>dominate in the bedroom
>let her do basically whatever she wants and always act excited to do literally anything she suggests
>when she tries to test me with stupid shit, which she will, tell her to fuck off
>50/50 every fancy restaurant
And that, my lads, is how I get my girlfriend to cook for me, clean my house, do my laundry and drive two hours to see me. Get yourself a woman like that anon, you deserve no less.

>>13719391
include me in the screenshot

>>13722010
Is this manner of typing all from a single mentally ill person or is there a meme from the outside world that I'm not up to date on because I don't have a tik tock or whatever?

>>13716465
>It will never be b-dubs
Why even live?

Just tell her where you're going and that she can come if she'd like, if she complains then kick her in the face until she bleeds.

>>13722152
youre just a newfag

>>13722141
>dominate in the bedroom
Overrated. I mean I do it because my wife is in to it but that shtick gets tiresome desu why the fuck do I always gotta come up with what to do? Do you know how cash money it would be if I could just not have to put any effort into sex and she screws my brains out? Ah well grass always greener I suppose.

>>13716465
Stop celebrating and tolerating such stupidness. "haha she's so cute acting like a retard and not knowing how to make simple decisions! HAHA women what are we gonna do about em?"

>>13722172
Nah man the only exercise I get is pounding that booty, I'm fine with it. She can still do all the work on top, doesn't mean I'm not choking her at the same time, like a gentleman should.

>>13722168
I've been shitposting here since George Bush was president. Explain it to me or GTFO

>>13717038
well played

>>13716545
jej

>>13722184
It's so much work and thinking for me. Gotta figure out how much to choke, she likes it light oh wait now she's getting into it she wants it harder etc. If I was gonna fuck that way on pure instincts she'd have to be ready for a real ass whoppin' because I do lift and exercise quite a bit and I get into man. I'd rather be off that aggression side or full go on it I hate having to moderate it somewhere in the middle. In my experience chicks think they like it rough til a farmboi who been liftin for 15 years gets his hands on em and hits her like misbehaving livestock. My definition of hard is like a whole nother level. And then i feel bad because I'm not a socio path. Rough sex is a lose lose for me unless she's a super freak but then she's probably crazy so actually its a lose-lose-lose

>>13716465
>h-hey ba-babe, i uhh got p--ppaid today wanna go out to eat?

”*sighhh..mcdonalds again, anon? i feel like you never take me anywhere nice*"

>>13722141
>>13722172
>>13722184
>>13722400
bragging about fucking your wife on the cooking board of an anime website that died 10 years ago...


....
...
...ok

>>13722437
>Bragging
Is saying I watched the football game last night bragging? It's just something I did.

>>13722428
Another roastie made that joke already:
>>13720332

>>13716465
I reckon there's a 50% chance if I said that to an Aussie girl she'd make an intentionally bad guess like Maccas just to shit stir a little.
I like the strat though.

>>13722437
>people casually talking about sex is bragging
Bruh you gotta be 18 to post. Have sex.

>>13722603
If that poster is under 18 and you live in the US, you just broke the law.

>>13722618
Is it against the law to encourage a minor to have sex in general with no particular person? Lol. Like some dudes pops will sit them down and tell them how to slay high school pussy. Is that illegal or just questionable parenting? I'm genuinely curious.

>>13716465
Don't take a girl to eat period. Ask her when she's going to eat and then say, 'alright, I can meet you right after that for drinks!'. Leykis 101.

>not cooking at home
>not plowing them on the kitchen table
>not making them clean the dished

I just don't get you guys sometimes.

>>13716575
You're a pile of shit.

Women are literally like children

>>13716809
Maybe if you weren't such a fucking broke stupid bitch from financing $2000 iphones and $500 handbags you could afford Jr Chickens without having to have someone you don't like pay for it

>>13716465
>Guess where we're going
>To Chad's house?
>Y...yeah...

>>13716577
If you even seen an Asian girl without their eye makeup then it would destroy your creepy fetish

>>13719461
fuck you for making existence worse

>>13716577
you're a race traitor

>>13716473
If you're lucky you can narrow it down to a specific cuisine, but ultimately you're still going to have to decide for her.

>>13723436
>liking Asian girls is a "creepy fetish"
Roastie, please. It's not Asian girls' fault white women drink alcohol, go tanning and engage in promiscuity.

>>13723436
>creepy
You don't have any eggs
Empty egg carton

>>13724153
>using bumper plates to look like you're strong
FFS everything I see about stranger things makes me angry
Zoomers were a mistake