/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>OHAAMMMygosh OK Guys...! cum in close and WATCH me do this One-Handed huh?? :/
Jack is revolting.

>>13691213

>>13691213
sour cream soup with a cucumber dill garnish

>>13691225
deepest lore

>>13691225
How

>>13691225
imagine all of those egg cartons falling over
all of the yolks just smoothing out hectars of land

>>13691213
Does he have troubles using his other hand?

>>13691445
He's had multiple strokes.

>>13691447
Ja/ck/ being a devout christian must have known gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins. How ironic

>>13691445
yes, the poor man has done nothing but been nice and entertain people, and the people of this board see it fit to ridicule his unfortunate medical condition

>>13691572
just because hes christian doesnt mean he thinks hes perfect...no one is. thats the whole point. Well that and dont be a dick...asshole

he is one of those zionist prosperity gospel christians. i spit on him

>>13691582
Same man who brags about beating his son on a public, lmao hope he catches the 3rd stroke and dies you faggot retard nigger

>>13691601
>brags
Do you ever wonder if maybe you perceive things a certain way because of preconceptions and biases? imo when hating fat dumb cook guy becomes your hobby you need to consider developing your social life.

>>13691213
sad

>>13691213
Is he too fat for his usual ring?

>>13691225
How out?

>>13691756
There is no eggscape.

>>13691626
hating jack isnt a hobby, its a lifestyle dumbass

>>13691244
Id on meats

>>13691860
oxtail crepinettes, snails, sweetbread and foie gras
a dish dedicated to jim harrison, pretty indulgent

>>13691572
"Thou shalt not eat undercooked food" isn't a commandment.

>>13691225
Very few things make me burst out laughing anymore.

>>13691270
Would the metal knife not emit metal smells to intefere wtit the pizza smells?

>>13692280
he touched the knife to the NY pizza and DIDNT EVEN WIPE IT OFF when he put it on the CA pizza, luckily my man's nose is so keen having been familiarized to the scent of the NY pizza dough he was able to ignore it completely when he experienced the aroma of the second pizza

>>13691225
You must eat all the eggs.

>>13692307

>>13692318
I always imagined it as boiled eggs

>>13691270
>smells the heat
>heh nothing personnel kid

I haven't made Fatziki in a while now. You go Tubbs.

>>13691225
>you don't need to tell me what happened but you do need to eat these

I dont get it, what is up with this gay retarded egg meme that you retards cannot stop posting over and over and over?
Its just some shitty indian

>>13692558
There's more than one egg meme newfag
They complement eachother, make eachother strong. You simply lack understanding.

>>13691447
And yet he never even attempted physical therapy

>>13691225
How
?

>>13691213
Gotta admit his grit and motivation

>>13691213
That stupid fuck is capable of lifting the arm and incorporating them into the work like every fucking doctor and nurse he's ever met told him to, and he still just lets it hang there as much as he can.
He deserves to suffer.

>>13691582
Jack LITERALLY said he wishes to nuke the Palestinians. I'm not saying he's not a good man, but I don't think he is.

>>13691225
Enough cholesterol to fell 300 Americans

>>13692944
He literally didn’t.
Retard.

>>13692982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdKiIlsKSig

>>13692231
why the fuck would you flip an omlette?

>>13692982
>>13692999

arguing about who knows more worthless trivia about a worthless e-celeb. /ck/ is a fucking joke.

>>13692553
underrated post

>>13692679
what is that? eggs? cheese?

I used to go to church with Jack. He's a great guy. My brother wants to be a chef and comes up with his own recipes, so Jack invited him onto his show and let him make it. He really is a great guy, sad he lost the use of his arm. But he's pushing through it and staying positive, all while doing what he loves. Good for him!

>>13691270
Not this meme guy again

>>13693018
it's risotto apparently from a place called ciabot in italy

>>13693010
get off your high horse, faggot

>>13692318
Desperate stuff. Context? Is this a squatter vlogging?

>>13693194
pasi is the finest chef in finland

>>13691213

>>13691225
Is this the monthly diet for some based /fit/ user?

>>13691222
He's had several strokes retard, he can't use the other hand

>>13693053
Jack is an egotistical, petty piece of shit and it comes across in his short ticky tacky videos. He is a legitimate moron and blames products and restaurants when his limited knowledge and lack of understanding leads him to the consequences he deserves. He ironically thinks he is the smartest person in the room at all times when his plaque filled brain has short circuited many times leaving him with a useless arm (it wasn't useful before either).

>>13692231
I hate women so much, bros.

>>13693222
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>13693366
damn bro go easy on him

>>13691225
it makes me nervous

>>13693222
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>>13691213
This is what happens when you never take care of yourself, anons. This fat fuck ate his way to two strokes and not only does he still eat garbage, it looks like he's refused to do any of his PT for that arm.

>>13693399
Sure, newfag.

>>13693366
>being more autistic than the person you're trying to mock
ya done goofed

>>13691213
this man is ill. poor guy.

>>13693472
You need to go back, tourist.

>>13693464
fuck off lad, this pasta is as popular as it gets

>>13693236
then explain this

>>13692679
>>13693018
>>13693178
Looks like a slop of something or other

>>13693500
gd you're cringey as fuck, please crawl out of your own ass lmao

>>13693518
>gd

lmao

>>13693518
You are the only cringe here, tourist

>>13693530
You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>>13692318
JoeRoganeggs.webm

>>13693511
I wonder what ostrich tastes like.

>>13693530
>look ma I called him a tourist again!
you're really gonna gatekeep this shit hole? sure is manchild in here.

>>13693570
The amount of newfag seethe in one post

>>13693668
t. dilate seething tranny

>>13693678

Usually it's the trannies with their identity crisises that likes to call other people "manchild".

>>13693710
Okay newfag

>>13693722
Thanks for agreeing. :)

>>13691572
I always thought that 7 deadly sins were Catholic.

>>13693053

He is a malignant idiot and so are you.

>>13693736
huh?

Every time I see Jack webm's posted I just think of that scene in Hot Tub Time Machine where John Cusack's character tells the bellhop that he's going to lose that arm.

>>13693554
like a very gamey turkey

>>13693399
>>13693472
It's fine aged Italian pasta newfrens

>>13693511
I love this guy. Thank you world, for creating burak.

>>13693851
let me shitpost in piece, ive known this pasta for ages

>>13691213
I truly believe that when I die and go to hell Jack's theme song will play on an infinite loop

>>13691225
EndofRaidersoftheLostArk.webm

>>13691213
Watching him with with just one functional arm isn't even funny to me anymore, I just feel bad for him.

>>13693870
DUTURU DOOT DOOT DUTURU DOO

>>13693870
https://www.pond5.com/royalty-free-music/item/1044672-cherful-monkey
why wait?

>>13693511
God damn i cant stand this fucking fag

>>13691213
when will he die

>>13694502
never, even ten strokes can’t take him down

>>13691213
is this man capable of doing anything correctly? Is this whole channel satire?

>>13694519
I mean he only has one working hand after 2-3 strokes, he's trying his best.

Why are you bullying the disabled?

>>13693457
Haha!
Eggxactly

>>13691270
>this pizza smells like pizza
wow

>>13694548
>disabled
I'd give a shit if he didn't do it to himself (and continues to do it). It's like body acceptance. It's a great movement when it's true to its origins: people with masectomies, or acid burns, or debilitating scars and whatnot, but then it got taken over by a bunch of fatasses. I'm supposed to feel bad for this fat fuck because he's eating himself into an early grave? Not a chance in hell.

>>13694628
Obesity is a disease anon

>>13694652
i read something about sub food being the best in the navy since everything else about living in a submarine is totally miserable

>>13694633
Only fatties believe that, the rest of us know it's a lack of self-control.

>>13694557
Is this in Wuhan?

>>13693900
Top. Men.
>>13693918

>>13694666
Probably not anymore, but they do have a fuck ton of ice cream on board at any one time

>>13694666
Submarines put more effort in, but due to the realities of operating a submarine you run out of fresh items within the first couple weeks.
Carriers tend to have the most consistently good food, and the absolute best food is always in the Chiefs' Mess.

>>13691225

>>13694421
same

>>13694652
>submarine mess
>everything is actually very clean and tidy

>>13691582
didn't he say something about killing his son if he was gay or something?

>>13693236
I feel bad for him. I learned he moved real close me and he posts on a couple of local facebook groups. Zero likes, zero shares, zero comments.

>>13695065
I only ever see these in sports stadiums. I always steal the magnets from the bottom of the glasses when I'm done and my fridge is adorned with them all

>>13691213
How much does based Jack make off his YouTube channel?

>>13692231
lmao stupid whore

>>13695128
enough to not need a real job

>>13695065
Turks don't drink alcohol.

>>13693801
rofl fuckin tard

>>13695174
They do in many parts of the country.

>>13693509
It's from an older video that he made, judging from the kitchen he's in, it's a really old video prior to his stroke.

>>13691213
>that little chopping attempt at the beginning

>>13692632
Physical therapy won't make his other hand miracously ok

>>13695385
That's exactly why he's putting all his chips on Jesus.

>>13695385
That's probably what this lazy fat fuck tells himself so he doesn't have to put any effort in. 33% of stroke victims are dead on the spot, so with what, two, or maybe even three, he's already got his back against the wall of the odds. But of the survivors upwards of three quarters of stroke victims can regain significant function from any negative effects. He's just a fat degenerate, stop defending him.

>>13693554
its beefy

>>13692632
he's american... it would probably bankrupt his family for a kinesiologist to watch him grab handfuls of beans for an hour a week.

>>13693511
reminds me of asterix&obelix

>>13691213
Can he still choke his son out with just one arm?

>>13691578
Nice? He's a fucking bitch who blocks people and deletes comments whenever it's just the slightest criticism

>>13695522
pick up that tidbit on kiwifarms did ya? hmm I wonder why would an e-celeb being attacked by circle jerking spergs would want to silence his commenters... oh well I guess it's just a personality flaw.

>>13695540
"Celeb." Stroked out one armed retard who puts out 4 min low energy cooking videos is a celeb. Sure thing faggot. He's the only youtuber I know who has disabled comments and likes

>>13695128
Nothing. His wife pays for all his shit

>>13695566
no offense lady but what you don't know could fill a bucket.

why is /ck/ so salty and bitter lately?
both new and old fags are so testy jeez

>>13694699
No, it's old footage.
Some of it is in buffet restaurants where Chinese tour buses stop.

>>13695604
My guess is because of pol infestation. Seriously, that place can alters your mind. Like, who the hell can hate on this guy >>13693511
???

>>13695604
>>13695623
Let's be honest, though, some of it is deserved. Like yeah, that Turkish guy is wholesome as shit and has done a lot of good with his fame, so it seems weird to arbitrarily shit on him. I can attribute that to /pol/faggots. But Jack and Kay and Bon Appetit and Ragasdlfikjsdfa also deserve a ton of the shit get that's thrown their way because they're just shit-tier cooks regurgitating shit you'd find better elsewhere.

>>13693907
This.

Post-stroke Jack just makes me sad.

>>13691213
Going for the 3rd stroke I see

>>13693511
Fucking love this guy. But he is 100% a serial killer that must be stopped.

>>13692982
The dude is low-key racist and not the ironic kind like 4chan. He is just a big fat racist idiot who can't even cook a hamburger properly. The only reason he became so popular is because he posts shitty cooking videos for people to make fun of.

>>13691821
chickens may be retarded but that was cute i'll admit

>>13691225
>>13692363
>>13692663
>>13693018
>>13693006
>>13693222
>>13693457
>>13693918
eggsplain

>>13691601
haha
headed :)

>>13693006

Spanish omelette.

>>13691225
I...

>>13692231
OU GOTTA GO FAST, BITCH. GODDAMN.

>>13694652
It's like this until you're on the second month of deployment and all of the good stuff is gone.

I will say that the food I had in basic was substantially better than anything I ever ate at home on a daily basis. Such is the single mother life.

>>13693518
J*wish tourist normie ruining my chonz

Reminder Jack JR is a christian rap god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFKp-2O-0M8

>>13693366
Yeah but how does he get out? Is there like a back door in the stall?

>>13692966
Rent free

>>13696576
does out get how he

>>13691821
i want chicken friend

>>13694699
That is just how Chinese tourists act when they're abroad.

>>13695174
It's called Turkish beer because of the way it's made.
You see, the beer is already in the glasses and the hot table just makes it boil up.

>>13696543
>30 dollars for a big standard breakfast buffet
>Half of it is breads and a fruit bar

>>13695385
Not miraculously, no. But physical therapy can do a LOT for getting use of that arm back. It takes a shitload of time and effort, though, so of course Jack won't bother.
I used to rehab stroke victims for a living. Sometimes it would take a year of training before they started to see results, but then it picked up and eventually they had two working arms again. A huge part of that job was keeping them motivated.

>>13695540
>kiwifarms
If you don't think that "tidbit" is common knowledge on /ck/ you must be really fucking new here.
Probably weren't around when some anons got his other son to talk about his cooking on a Twitch stream either.

>>13691225
DOES HE GET OUT?

>>13696574
Hahaha, I remember seeing this for the first time and assuming, rightfully, that they were giving these away for free as samples.
But no; they're fucking three quid each!

>>13696823

>>13696828
Did that guy just drink gasoline?

>>13696835
Could be an abbo, the strayan nigger verions do this apparently

>>13696835
Pretty sure it's ethanol. Still really fucking gnarly, though.

>>13696529
Imagine after all that nobody turns up

>>13694451
Nah

>>13696543
>29 freedums for breakfast
>wew lad

>>13696845
Why isn't he using The World's Sharpest Knife™

>>13692966
go drink your grass and cucumber smoothies ya fuckin creep

>>13693006
because they're american

>>13695623
i'd ask the same of you redditors and trannies

>>13693472
>not recognizing a pasta
its okay though, that one is at least 12 or 13 years old, possibly older. Half of 4chan was born after that one.

>>13696843
he's a red indian you dumb nigger

>>13696845
I really hope that's Brazil. It's the only place in the world where the "ethanol" at the pump doesn't contain any gasoline. In Australia, for example, the "ethanol" is actually 90% petrol.

>>13697062
>he

>>13697168
>Eggmans been around forever

>>13694652
I was a surface bro but we went and ate on the subs when in port if we could. My fav was USS Olympia. The MS1 (cook) was also the boats rescue diver and total chad. His food was amazing. The cooks let us eat in their mess because we fixed their shit and made tables and cool sgut for them. Good old days, the Navy is gay as fuck now. Fags all of em.

>>13697327
Beating an egg.

>>13694606
What in the fuck

>>13692679
God, I remember when this .gif first came out and the shitstorm that came with it.

>>13693010
>was wrong
>deflects
>is a faggot
hahahaha

>>13697197
Signage is in Portugese, so odds are good

>>13696150
>The dude is low-key racist and not the ironic kind like 4chan
>not the ironic kind like 4chan

>>13696833
is this what happens when you ask for a refund?

>>13697327
It is crazy how hard it is to break an egg by squeezing it. It's not impossible as people say though. I actually originally thought it was a trick to get an egg to explode all over yourself.

>>13696812
Looks like he won’t be able to strangle him again

>>13696543
>$29 bucks
Not worth it.

>>13696845
Is that knife just really dull or is this person retarded?

>>13693006
You think she was going to continue cooking it on the fucking plate?

>>13691213
Just do a piccolo dude

>>13691225
Is this a recording of egg fort kings dreams?

>>13696574
lol this nigga eatin beans

>>13692679
>A dinner in Portugal

>>13691225
Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack

>>13697327
When he took it one hand, I assumed I was in for some skill porn.
Turns out I was right, and it was gore.

>>13696812
>" word "
did this fag really reply to me twice?

>>13693006
To get it crispy on both sides?

>>13691225
Egg King to his son:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFUHMjZDgs

>>13695385
Old way of thinking, doesn't match up with how shit works. PT does wonders when the participants actually work at it and don't half-ass their progress.

>>13697508
Evolution is a hell of a drug.

>>13698101
Are you really that stupid?

>>13693511
Looks awesome , who is this ???

>>13694699
That's how Chinks normally act.

>>13696246
theyre actually pretty smart

>>13698259
people do that on here you know. well of course "you" know.

>>13694672
Lack of selfcontrol is a disease anon.
Its a disease of the Soul.

>>13696897
isnt that why he was filming?
I think i remember this guy ranting how he prepared everything and nobody came becuase his girflriend dumped him the same day...

>>13697197
It's Brazil.

>>13697304
What meat is that? Deer?
Doesnt look human.

>>13697508
I'm not falling for this again

>>13693015
overrated post

>>13698411
soul disease huh

>>13698764

>>13698812
Jack claimed in the video that he let the sheet heat up first.
Far be it from me to call him a liar.

>>13696529
>Le epic game night XD

>>13691225
We have top hens looking into it...

Who?

Top. Hens.

>>13696462
Slop'o shit.

>>13696843
>>13696835
probably alcohol
that's Brazil btw

>>13698812
Why wouldn't you just use a pan?

>>13699113
>>13698885
>>13697180
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>>13691601
What the shrek is your problem? Why can't you let us have a good time? Every day you rush in blahblahblah I hate thing blahblahblah I'm a poopyheadblahblahblah please stop. I wanna be happy for once let us have this. PLEASE.

>>13699673
Is this a new pasta?

>>13696462
that has to be the stupidest burger ever. Even the glazed doughnut burger and the weird cheese slathered one weren't this retarded.

>>13696843
>the strayan nigger verions do this apparently
No they don't, they sniff petrol, not drink it

anyone have that webm of a guy cooking boiled eggs in some yellow sauce

>>13699824

>>13699847
sloppa shit

>>13699847
thanks

>>13694981
that isn't ice cream and the final product isn't a honest presentation of what it would look like, you take that out of the freezer it will be rock solid.

>>13699847
some of those rick stein videos are pure kino. Something about old British dudes just makes everything they do seem better.

>>13691601
niggamind

>>13693472
one yike huh.

beat it zoomer

>>13692966
LMAO

>>13700682
Why would I eat grasshoppers when it's literally easier to raise crawfish.

>>13691270
>we're bringing in the big guy

>>13700705
>crawfish
>In the middle of the desert
>Sir u retarded?.jpg

>>13700735
is there a lot of grass in the middle of a desert?

>>13696462
>still puts a slice of cheese on despite all that slop
kek

>>13700786
not every desert is a dry sandy shara wasteland, burger.

>>13696462
America

>>13696833
>1:03 when he nonchalantly puts back the veggies
lmao as a newfag to /ck/ I love this meme

>>13691213
how did I know it was the mayonaise man

>>13694557
>literally insects

>>13700929
>aha! I-I got you y-you didn't get me
right well I'm sure these iranians have a nice golf course set up for their crickets in their cool wet oasis desert

>>13696462
i would eat it if it was only the first scoop of mac and cheese but its just horrible after 2
hell maybe just half a scoop

>>13700786
>>13700735
i think those are seasonal locust or some such
they come in a big wave

>>13699673
discrimination is kool tho

>>13691213
i always hated the way he popped the fork in his mouth and moved the fork away in that dramatic fashion on first bite. i never see anyone ever mention it. pisses me off every time, disgusting pig man

I fucking knew it was Jack

>>13693870
lmao just cut open the bag. What is this supposed to do?

This guy acts like a stroke victim

>>13701364
You wouldn't want to cut open the bag because it's full of fruit pulp but squeezing it manually works just as well as the the machine.

Didn't Jack jr get married?

>>13701364
This is a great overview of how weird that company was:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>>13698826
Please tell me that that's just raw dough and not a half-baked loaf of bread.

>>13692999
>i didn't say we should napalm palestinians
>but we should napalm palestinians
kek

>>13691213
>didn't shave the cuke
>sour cream in a salad
This is probably the worst thing he's done

>>13695174
They don't drink wine. Everything else is fair game.

>>13691572
Seven deadly sins is catholocism. Jack is not catholic. He is an even more deviant variety of christianity.

>>13701409
I'm always amazed at the logic of people saying "I don't want anyone to kill anyone else, so we must kill them".

It reminds me of the end of The Miami Connection and the immortal quote of "Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace".

>>13696845
what kind of indestructible fruit is this

>>13696356
wouldn't it be smarter to get rid of the gross slop eary in deployment and bring out the good stuff later to keep morale up?

>>13691213
nice pasta recipe here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6Y1D1fMGy0

>>13691225
this is like a flashback in an anime to a time when everything was peaceful

>>13702307

>>13696543
WTF is that price? this is an average spread at best.

>>13694557
>how does this disease keep spreading?

>>13701741
Are you stupid?
They eat the perishable food first because they have to.

>>13702531
I really have no clue, but my guess would be that the best stuff generally expires first anyway, so that's what's being served first. I also would expect the food stock to last longer than expected/deployment in case of emergencies/complications, so you might as well eat the nicer stuff, but I am really talking out of my ass here.

>>13701389
damn this guy is good, i haven't been this interested in a yt channel in years

>>13691270
Thats how i sniff my gfs butt

>>13702725
You invite a big guy to do it too?

>>13696574
>BEANS MEANZ YUMMZ

What the hell is wrong with the UK. Didn't think y'all were this dumb.

>>13696543
>that hand

>>13691225

>There are fields, neo.........

>>13702514
MAMMA MIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLjXz3ngYr4

>>13703885
I watched the entire video. I don't get it

>>13693366
old pasta

>>13693511
is that an elephant? wtf

>>13704036
emu

>>13699847
Great, thanks for reminding me of when my Bengali ex cooked this for me.

>>13693511
omg, poor flamingo

>>13693511

>>13699757
yes i have seen twice on /wp and /g today

>>13697556
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>>13701713
>not knowing about fucking gourd
This place is full of kids

>>13691213
Is it normal to get a smooth arm after a stroke?

>>13701741
The good food being eaten is all stuff that isn't going to last longer than a few weeks in the first place. The foodstuff that tastes comparatively shitty tastes that way because it's shelf stable non frozen crap in the first place. They don't have the storage space to have large scale refrigeration.

>>13701389
based AvE

>>13694652
is navy cook a real job
I need an exit plan, I'm sick of the chef life

>>13706619
If you do go that route here's some free advice; never get out of the boat.

>>13700416
Beat me to it.

>>13694019
What are the odds that Jack never even paid for this?

>>13701330

>>13706638
Jack-tier intellects at work

>>13696574
i would get this for like 2 quid no problem but 3 quid? nah nigga is beans fuck outta here

>>13696828
daddy got his juice

>>13699356
why not just use a white wine itd taste shit anyway

>>13702514
i actually se no problem with this except the pretentious chopsticks

>>13705107
aw what this guys cool why you so mean anon

>>13706638
thats impressive

>>13702514
Looks like actual fettuccine al burro.

>>13706756
>lack of sear despite using cast iron
>steak looks expired, as evidenced by gray coloring
>Too much butter used to grease the pan

Everything is wrong with this

>>13696462
Excess is excrement.

>>13698812
Bye bye eggo

>>13691213
i liked the time he made salads and one of them was just canned beans with a shitload of mayo and another one was some thicc slices of tomato with water