/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13693221
>putting sugar in black coffee
??????????????????????????

>>13693221
More important than hot, cold, cream and sugar or not, it’s gotta be strong. Real strong.

>>13693221
Fucking gay shit you had to post desu.

>>13693221
They should both be morbidly obese to be accurate.

one breakfast blend k-cup, large setting, 1 fl oz half n half, shaken not stirred please

>>13693221
I don't get it. Is she making fun of Stacy's order? If so then why is she asking for two sugars?

TOT∀L BL∀CKNESS
NO SUG∀R

>>13693221
>sirop
is that a foreign word for it or was the fat femcel terrible at spelling

>>13693263
Pretty much every other language except Murrikan spells it that way, burger-chan.

>>13693221
It's interesting that despite trying to portray the woman on the left as vapid/vain for wearing makeup and nice clothes, the woman on the left still wears earrings, dyes her hair etc.
How can you lack such basic self awareness?

>>13693280
Via virtue signaling neo liberal capitalist propaganda.

>>13693221
where's the joke, B^Uckley?

>>13693247
because women need candy in everything, tangible and intangible. if there's a femanon here that takes coffee black, to appreciate it and not just to be edgy, you may take my tall cute white boy seed

>just sugar
gross
unhealthy, no tasty milk + coffee flavor explosion
why

>>13693279
then get in here where we spell it right. you're no worse off here than in yirop, and you get gunz

>>13693221
a teacup of sugar and topped up with milk

>>13693280
I think the cartoon is supposed to be self-deprecating. See >>13693263. She considers left's order to be refined and European. She draws herself as dowdy and her own order isn't even pretending to be a reflection of good taste (two sugars? come on). She's saying she has poor taste AND is boring.

>>13693279
syrup and sirup are two different things and sirop doesn't exist, retard.

>>13693221
>tee hee, i'm just a basic gurl who doesnt need anything fancy. I may not be pretty or fit or interesting or smart, but i'm also easy to take care of.
>Please someone date me, i'm in my late 30's and very lonely. I also always smell like cat pee, but have grown so use to it that i no longer notice, since my only companionship in life is a bundle of cats i rescued from a back ally.
The person who did this comic is beyond saving.

>>13693302
I seriously don't think it is.
>>13693284 basically hit the target. This is just another brainless consumerist retard that is riding the wave of whatever popular social movement is happening.

>>13693221

>>13693326
men and women are not equal. the female brain is not evolved to discern this, let alone place such logic above its childlike ego

>>13693312
>sirop doesn't exist
Burger arrogance at its finest

>>13693221
what is this form of expression? It's not a joke, or at least, I don't think it's intended to be. It's abstract. It's not a recounting of events like a diary. The closest thing to this, in my eyes is something like painting landscapes as a way to express yourself. What is this supposed to be?

>seething about some comic
>not answering the OP

>>13693364
I like my coffee like I like my dildos: long black.

>>13693221
/ck/ jannies take their coffee up the ass.

>>13693364
>OP using a faggy image
>the whole thread isn't dedicated to just flatly calling OP a fag.
Board culture is dead and gone. You're a faggot OP.

>>13693364

>>13693364
I don't like coffee >:C

>>13693394
I've been audiobooking the HH books lately since I'm out and about a lot anyway.
Very mixed bag in terms of quality.

>>13693221
Black and no sugar. I like to make it with a French press at home.

>>13693221
Double shot blended iced coffee. Don't care if it has cream on top. No sugar. Large if there's a size option.

>black
>with sugar
Black coffee means nothing in it.

Coffee with two sugars is just "coffee with two sugars".

>>13693221
Standard morning coffee is black, no sugar

Relaxed weekend coffee is black with cream, no sugar.

>>13693221
If I'm at Starbucks, I'll just pick something off the menu. Otherwise just cream. It has some milk sugar in it anyway

>>13693440
Aye. Although, I find that a lot of people think 'black' means no milk/creamer/etc. Probably just the color associations

>>13693221
>https://www.instagram.com/planetprudence/
wow what a great artist

>>13693221
up my ass

Black coffee is cringe

>>13693508
or maybe it's because that's the fucking dictionary definition of black coffee, you dumb fuck.

>>13693287
The OP pic features a tranny. That's a man baby.

>>13693527
Normal people don't look up dictionary definitions for the foods they like, anon. They simply like it and go on with their lives. Language is defined by its users, not its scholars; the reason people think black coffee is coffee that's 'black' is because of its color, not because they googled 'black coffee definition'.

>>13693527
Nobody cares what colour your coffee is. What they need to know is what you want in the coffee.

Saying "black" is just a synonym for plain. It means you want nothing in the coffee.

How do you fail so badly at simple communication?

>>13693221
Latte every morning. Just steamed milk and two shots of espresso. Very tasty.

>>13693221
I don't drink enslavement juice

I order iced black coffee. I'm a medically diagnosed psychopath.
They often give me more than I want.

>>13693626
That's a top tier summer drink.

>>13693638
>That's a top tier summer drink.
I drink this during winter when it's cloudy and raining. I don't order anything else and when they see me they just start making it before I order
I wish they'd stop doing that

>>13693647
They aren't going to unless you change your order a couple of times.

i dont if coffee is to bitter for me i need to wake up I'd just run down to 7/11 and get an energy drink

>>13693521

>>13693653
I understand this but I'd rather ask them to stop but they're too busy often times.
I'm also certain they would be scared if I stopped to ask them to stop making it ahead of time given how I look. I may be a psychopath but I'd like to avoid making them panic like they've personally wronged me somehow

I'll ask them to stop and if they don't I'll brew my own iced black coffee

>>13693302
Frenchfag here. Syrup = Sirop. Unless you are a zoomer or hipster living in Paris most people will be disgusted by the order on the left.

>>13693353
Central European here, never heard Sirop

>>13693221
With a splash of milk to cut through the acidity.

>>13693221
if I'm going to pay $5 for a fucking coffee I'll get that shit on the left
why would you go to fagbucks just for fucking black coffee?

>>13693326
>"feminists" are the ones who think men and women are equal, and don't know how feminism movement came to be.

Coffee with sugar but no cream is weird to me.

>>13693701
Feminism is a messy, unorganized movement.
Your more moderate feminist maintains that anyone who simply thinks maybe one shouldn't treat women like dirt is a feminist, and that more misandrist branches of the movement are instead "radfem", or radical feminism.
Obviously they hate the term "humanist" as it paints all feminism as radfem.

the fuck

>black coffee

>>13693221
shot of vodka instead of coffee

>>13693730
Artist is Belgian.

>>13693720
>Feminism is a messy, unorganized movement.
Not really, it started out as the women's liberation movement back in the late 60s. Then they changed the name to feminism, and they were the black panther's of women's right. Pretty extreme in their ways.

>like coffee black (enjoy the bitterness, can appreciate the true flavor more without it being diluted by cream and sugar)
>everyone thinks i drink it black to be a contrarian or to look special
to make matters worse i fucking hate sweet tea and live in the south. please kill me

>>13693766
First wave feminism started before the U.S. civil war. So you're off by about 100 yrs.

>>13693292

Milk in coffee is shit, anything more than one sugar in coffee is also shit. Black unironically tastes better than sugar or cream but still tastes like shit. I just drink my coffee mocha style.

>>13693339

Women are equal in importance and contribution to society, not necessarily in intelligence or capability. You seem to be very ignorant and short sighted.

>>13693778
You mean suffragists? Those weren't feminists. They were suffragists. It would be like saying Martin Luther King is basically the original BlackLivesMatter leader.

>>13693221
Black, or with a clove if smushed garlic.

>>13693772
imagine being this insecure about how people perceive how you like your coffee. maybe you're subconsciously expecting people to care and that makes you act weird about it? nobody thinks you're trying to be cool unless you're in elementary school or you go around telling people you like it black

>>13693521
lol

>>13693792
READ IT

>>13693876
Well and abolitionism and temperance. Those were the 3 main pillars of first wave feminism.

>>13693906
Again, that wasn't first wave feminism; They were suffragists. Feminists adopted them to make themselves look better, and people bought it. You should do more research on feminism in general

>>13693792
>admits men and women are not generally equal, which is what i said
>calls me short-sighted and ignorant for it
?

expensive single origin vietnamese coffee + kahlua + vodka + a bit of cream. tasty

>>13693916
If it looks like a duck, waddles, like a duck, and tries to use identity politics to enforce cultural Puritanism via legislation it's a feminist with a ducks ass hair cut.