/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13689340
You eat your failures, you just don’t serve them to others.

>atrocious job of cooking
>paper plate
sure is fat manchild in here

>>13689342
This guy cooks.

Porky is not related

>>13689353
I don't own a dishwasher Anon

>>13689340
You can't see your shame if you cover it up with ketchup

>>13689340
>fucking up eggs
>wasting food
I do not know which one is worst. But if it's still edible (read: not an health hazard) you should eat it anyway and savor it as a reminder of your failure

>>13689373
How about owning a fucking sink?

>women after 35

>>13689340
well, anon i know how to cook eggs properly

>>13689340
Ketchup will hide your failures.

>>13689453
I used to just throw them away.

you can't waste food or anything.

Put it on some toast with a sauce and it's eatable.

>>13689342
good post

>>13689340
crunchy eggs are the best kind

>>13689458
This. You know someone is a miserable failure of a person when they try to save 10 seconds of effort by buying a shitload of paper plates.

>>13689444
Based chup poster

Sandwhich time

Or egg salad

Dont throw away food you fuck, you're the one that ruined it

>>13689342
This. Eating your fuck ups is a good way to motivate yourself to cook better the next time unless it's completely impossible to eat (burnt for example).

I throw it to my based backyard chickens to eat so I have a fresh attempt tomorrow. Remember to recycle bros

>>13689585
I know a family that only eats of paper I don't get it at all, plates are the easiest thing to clean in the dish world. I have had the same plates for over 25 years. Wonder what that would have cost in paper.

>>13689340
How do you fuck up eggs?

>>13689340
Honestly great set up for 2 slices of toast s&p with mustard

>>13689340
I put them in a ziplock bag and send them to the starving kids in Africa my mom kept yammering about.

Be careful, Yuuji got cancer after eating Amanes burnt eggs.

>>13689342
This man speaks the gospel.

>>13689340

I can't imagine how you even get eggs to come out looking like that. Never, in my entire life, have I seen eggs that look like that.

>>13689342
The Mandela effect must be real cause we got ourselves a good post.

>>13689711
>burnt
>impossible to eat
you aren't trying hard enough

>>13689340
the amount of manchild in this image is staggering

if you can not cook correctly,
then suffer and eat the garbage you cook ,
but it isn't that difficult to cook eggs or anything else ,
you are just to lazy to learn ,

eggs like this tastes fine just looks ugly eat it

>>13689373
Why not? The bottom of the market has recently fallen out and asian brides can be had for very little cost.

>>13689340
ive never had eggs come out like this but if i burn them a little i just eat them

>>13689342
How come your mum didnt swallow you then

>>13689340
Is it wrong if this is how I like my eggs? Less burnt ofc, but with a solid yoke?

No seriously what the fuck did you do. It looks like an early game jrpg enemy.

>>13689342
This
I can't stand wasting food so I eat any fuckups I have so I get better next time

>>13692253
kek

>>13692253
can i get a discount on trading my wife in for an asian bride? she's like twice the weight of 1, so I think there should be a break there. bitch washes dishes like once every 2 weeks.

>>13692334
Objectively, yes. You should try to wean yourself by eating them less and less cooked until you take the liquid yolk pill. The flavor is really so much better than cooked yolk.

>>13689340
People yakking about food wastage yet they drive cars and shit.
Eggs are literally the cheapest thing to throw away yet people get mad at you. But wasting your life on 4chang? you go grill!
Hope ya'll get r8ped by a fat nogger

>>13689340
Cover it in hotsauce and deal w it

>>13689340
Those are sandwich eggs.

>>13693681
t. throws away slightly overcooked eggs
fuck off retard

>your cooking

>>13693696
Exactly. Niggas be acting like they haven't paid for their eggs to be this way.

>>13689342
fpbp

>>13689340
just eat it and with every bite, think of how much you failed. let this taste of failure be a reminder that maybe, just maybe, you should try paying attention to what you're cooking next time instead of burning the eggs.

Or just throw it out and start over

What if you don't like yolky eggs?

>>13689788
>Wonder what that would have cost in paper.
You can buy paper plates off Amazon for $31/1200. At 3 meals a day that's enough plates to last you 400 days for a single person or $0.0775 a day. It would cost $707.1875 over the course of 25 years to eat on paper plates. In that time, even on minimum wage, you would have made $360,000 before taxes. So for a min wage cuckie that's about 0.2% of their pre-tax wages over the course of 25 years.

I'm horrified.

>>13695544
i bet you get your steaks well-done

>>13695646
i do