/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13682528
>Florida
>25 gallons of used oil
This is either media sensationalism or this guy has reality-warping gluttony.
I think my personal worst would probably be making an absolutely fuckhuge kulebyaka-style meat and cheese pie and then eating the whole 2.5kg monstrosity in one sitting.

>>13682528
I learned how to cook so I could eat food that tastes good whenever I want.

One time I ate about two of those Abuelita chocolate tablets, I was around 13. Not my proudest moment.

>>13682622
aren't those supposed to be used to make hot chocolate?

>>13682528
how could you when drink 25 gallons of anything in one go? There's no way that's real

>>13682556
kek

>>13682528
I once came to this board, thinking there might be something that looks good.
Instead I found this shitty thread.

fake news

>>13682639
It just went right through him. Imagine the cleanup...
>>13682653
Welcome to /ck/. We're here because we eat. Please respect the limitations on your tourist visa.

>>13682635
Yes, they are also very hard so I had to chew on them something fierce.

>>13682528
Drinking Oil?

>>13682741
NO. NO. NO. JESUS. NOT MOUNT CRATERFACE.

>>13682741

>>13682528
modern day Tarrare

>>13682953
He once, at least that we know of, ate a baby. From what I've read of him it's highly likely he ate several during his life. Probably just ripped their heads off with his teeth, drank the blood and swallowed them whole, same as when the doctors gave him a cat.

>>13682556
Wondered how long before some brainlet sperg know-it-all would feel the need to point out that the article is a joke. First fucking reply. Wow.

>>13682741
its shopped

>>13682528
I got high as hell once and stirred chocolate milk powder into a jar of peanut butter. Went well until I hit an unstirred pocket of powder, accidentally inhaled it, and coughed for an hour.

>>13684081
know it all ackhtually f*****

F4GG0T

>>13684079
It would have been believable if the author didn't include the quantity or made it something smaller like a quart or 2.

>>13684079
You need to chill out dork.

>>13684079
and somehow you come off worse than him

>>13684079
>>13684468
haha, this. 100%.

>>13684455
>>13684468
>>13684513
Worst pathetic attempts at trolling in this history of this site. You KNOW you're full of shit. Know-it-all f4gg0ts are SHIT

>>13684541
Chill out nerd.

>>13684541
shut the fuck up you retarted cunt

>>13684546
You'll do nothing computer BITCH

>>13684548
actually I post from my phone. further proof that your an idiot.

>>13684548
Chill out poindexter.

>>13684553
LMAO HE'S BEGGING

>>13684616
Chill out melvin.

>>13684617
Bernie 2020 fuck 4chan

>>13684092
this sounds great desu

When I go to Long John Silver's, which is almost never, I take a packet of their cocktail sauce and mix it with the crunchy batter pieces.

>>13682528
No human can drink 25 gallons of anything.

>>13685057
Your mom can.

>>13684079
I sincerely believe that if you are desperate enough, fat enough, and Florida enough, even a 55ga drum of used frying oil is possible.

>>13685058
BTFO

>>13685065
You're a nigger so idgaf

>>13685024
watch him get shafted at the DNC again

>>13685601
I hope he doesn't so that trump can bully him on stage.

>>13685644
Bernie will twist orange tiny into knots.

>>13685689
he's a wimp, I like him and agree with most of his policies but he's hopeless and I'll enjoy the spectacle

>>13682528
made an elvis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter,_banana_and_bacon_sandwich
Tastes amazing

<<13685297(nope)
Downvoted.

>>13682528
When I was 15 I drank a whole bottle of A1 steak sauce

>>13686698
Actually, I would drink a little shot of ponzu sauce too when I was young, I have problems

>>13682528
after getting stoned i ate like 15 oatmeal cookies and then threw up... my spew was not liquid at all, barely came up my throat

>>13682622
I do that a lot. But with Ibarra, because it's a better chocolate.

was stoned af and ate a jar of reece’s peanut butter cup flavor peanut butter with a fork and my fingers

>>13682528
i sometimes drink knorr stock cubes like id make a broth out of them and drink it like tea super cozy and you feel really good after especially if you are hung over

When I was a sophomore in college my mommy sent me a bunch of my favorite cookies - joe froggers - so I could 'share them with my friends'. I had no friends so I ate something like three dozen molasses cookies in one sitting.
I felt fine but in the morning I had terribly intestinal distress then passed out twice in the bathroom from what I presume was the sugar.

>>13685024
Chill out geek.

>>13684079
25 gallons is fucking ridiculous, if it said 2 gallons of anything it would still have been a crazy story

>>13682528
I got high while on keto and ended up eating almost half a pound of extra sharp cheddar and mozzarella cheese
Felt like pic related after but at least I didn't break?

>>13688016
I actually do this pretty often. Sometimes I'll make up a big thermos of broth if I'm out working in the cold. I switched over to Better Than Boullion awhile back, though.
Apparently the British have been serving that kind of stuff to people under the weather as "beef tea" for over a century, so it's not really that weird.

>>13689931
It's weird that they call it "beef tea" instead of just broth.

>>13689889
How did it come out

>>13690220
Honestly pretty smooth all things considered. I get plenty of high fiber in my diet.