/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13679368
It's probably a response to the meme about the months old McDonald's burger not decomposing and it being unnatural

>our products aren't synthetic trash food straight out of Hells kitchen
>please come and get fat

I bond burgered your mom’s moldy whopper last night.

>>13679368
Imagine the smell

>>13679409
Imagine the vinegary shits

>>13679409
>>13679410
imagine these guys getting ass raped.

>>13679368
burger king has literally been the worst fast food restaurant for 20+ years and their retarded advertising campaigns are nothing new. clearly they work sometimes though because you made a /ck/ post about it and inevitably some fat faggot will scroll past this thread and decide to buy a whopper for lunch

I Pierced your sister's burger last night

>>13679371
This

>>13679368
That's pretty good for advertising. But I feel this is more of a /tv/ than a /ck/ topic.

>>13679368
Do Americans really get upset over mold? Here in Europe it's considered a culinary highlight and we put great effort into cultivating it.

If you don't get the point of this advertisement, you lack a functioning imagination.

>>13679478
>DO AMERICANS REALLY

>>13679368
>not putting it next to a competitor's burger
wow people that work in advertising really are fucking clueless.

I've been going to burger king a lot and I find this really off putting
actually made my opinion of whoppers worse because I'm now associating them with this image

>>13679368
facebook boomers BTFO

>>13679590
They literally write it out at the end. You lack a functional attention span to watch a 45 second video.

>>13679623
Yeah it’s a terrible marketing campaign

>>13679680

yeah, somebody just sent their marketing career into the toilet. speaking of which, I heard the next bk commercial will show a whopper as it passes through your body.

>>13679371
wasnt that found to be be a false representation since the burger was left tightly wrapped in its package and left isolated in a coat pocket?

>>13679716
No, it's more that the high salt content and ventilation let the burger and fries dry out without getting moldy.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/six-year-old-happy-meal-doesnt-rot/

>>13679478
You fucks willingly eat mold? The fuck?

>>13680127

Last time i had bk burger looked like this, dont know how anyone would want to eat this slop

>>13680192
Do Europoors really? Fucking disgusting.

>>13680236
That usually just happens when the temperature wasn't high enough and it was steaming instead of actually broiling. It's just some of the protein leaking out. Doesn't necessarily mean there's anything wrong with it.

>>13680241
>>13680236
>>13680192
these things are *equally* disgusting

>>13679676
lol i didn't watch it

>>13680236
that looks good. i know what im getting for dinner

>>13679449
It’s “poisoned my sisters food”

I think corporate advertising professionals may be a wee bit out of touch.

>>13679368
I've always liked Burger King, sadly I'm now in a cutting diet so no whoopers for me but I like the ad.

>>13680886
that's out of order from the pic

>>13680958
How does cutting yourself help your diet?

>>13681041
when you're on supraphysiological test doses you produce a lot of RBCs, so you have to bleed yourself periodically to lower ur hematocrit.

>>13679371
pretty much this

>>13680125
This. Moisture creates mold. McDonald's stuff is made to for preservation, which means high salt, low water content. This is why their dollar menu items taste what sadness would if it had a taste.

Anyone notice the lettuce didn't decay?

>>13680236
What is that a fucking octopus burger?

Well it seems like Burger King really wants to be like the krusty crab. First the rainbow burgers and now the rotten patties

>>13680870
Thanks for proving my point, retard.

>>13682148
Why do i need to watch it in order to get the entire point? It's very obvious.

>>13679368
Boomer here, I remember when bread used to go stale not moldy

>>13681041
it's a very little known fact that possessing your foreskin will increase your appetite

>>13679716
I've found old mcdonald's food from fries in the bottom of a seat to a burger forgotten in a room. That shit does not decompose.

>>13679676
>I watched a fast food ad on my computer

Ok retard.

>>13679410
Fucking based.

love me an aged 'per

>>13679425
no they haven't.
If I'm gonna get a shitty dry fast food burger, I might as well get one that's flame grilled.

>>13679371
in elementary school my science teacher had put burgers and fries from like 5 top fast food chains into jars to sit and McDonalds bread was the only one to not mold. When I was there they had been in the hard for about ~3 years.

>>13683805
Whoops, Jars*

>>13682581

That's normal mr. Illiterate. Fat and salt are preservatives for a reason.

Wonder how much mold blind people accidentally eat.