/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13667921
Ima get down on that starbucks pussy

>>13667921
They sell bananas.

>>13667926
The twinks or the lesbanes

she looks like she fucks black guys

>>13667929
I wish I was a cute girl so I could lez out and grind my vegene against another girl's bobs. Especially if I was a little brown girl and I could make love to big fat white girls. Or a little white girl who could make love to little brown girls. Or a little azn girl who could get bullied by a big muscular black girl. Any kind of lesbianism would be great because I'd be a pretty girl and not a big bony smelly man with a rough face and veiny muscular forearms

>>13667941
this but unironically

I've never understood wtf those things to the side of Starbucks bitch are supposed to be. Are they her horribly misshapen arms? Her gravity-defying hair? Fish tails up in the air, fishqueefing on her face while their own faces eat her box?
What the fuck are they?!

>>13668172
I always thought they were pieces of seaweed or something.

>>13667921
Fucking overpriced swill.Never go unless I'm browsing books at barnes and noble then I'll grab a vanilla latte.

>>13667921
Sometimes, the consistent shittiness of starbucks coffee is better than the absolute travesties that you can run into on road trips through flyover country
>>13668172
She has 2 fish tails instead of legs, she's spreading that pusy wide open for the camera

>>13667921
Fuck off cunt

Expensive and not worth it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4DiZHWlZJM

>>13668202
She's a doublemermaid?

>>13668229
their old logo is quite possibly too lewd for a blue board, but yes

>>13668246
No wonder she didn't want Ahab to kill that big fish; she's two big fishes.

I'm addicted to cold brew.

>>13668172
It's supposed to be a Siren which is a Greek mythological creature.

>>13668229
And a prostitute. Two-tailed mermaids were a sign that you could find hookers there.

>>13668305
I'm literally from where the Sirens were supposed to live and I can say with certainty that Starbucks bitch ain't no Siren.

I like fucking the young girls that work there out back behind the dumpster

>>13668261
>>13668433
same

>>13667921
on a scale from shit to fucking shit, it's fucking goddamn shit

>>13667921
burnt water

>>13667921
It doesn't exist in country where I live.

>>13668433
Don't be ridiculous. Most of them are lesbians.

giant waste of money but how do I make an iced latte without espresso machine? who else has an iced latte as good?

>>13669925
You could make shakerato, a Neapolitan-style caffelatte. While the bar version is always made with espresso, the home version comes in two varieties. One uses coffee from a moka pot and the other uses coffee from either a French drip or flip drip (Neapolitan drip). If either is hard to find in your area, you can use a Vietnamese drip which can be found at most Asian grocery stores for a song. It's very similar to a French drip.

To make one using a drip set up, brew it over ice at double strength then pour the freshly chilled brewed coffee either into a cocktail shaker (hence the name shakerato) or into a bottle with a tight-fitting cap. Add sugar if/as desired, cap it and shake until it's completely dissolved. Pour out into your cup and add milk to your taste.

Worked at this shithole for two months, AMA

>>13670352
why did they discontinue iced latte macchiatto?
was it too complicated for their little wagie brains??

>>13667921
I am so happy to live in a Starbucks-free area.

>>13670352
Why only two months?

>>13670352
Did u screw any of the female staff?

>>13667921
Good place to take a piss and not spend any money because fuck them and their politics.

It gives me a chance to talk to girls who would otherwise call me a stalker

>At the beginning of September 2006 and then again in early 2008, Starbucks temporarily reintroduced its original brown logo on paper hot-drink cups. Starbucks has stated that this was done to show the company's heritage from the Pacific Northwest and to celebrate 35 years of business. The vintage logo sparked some controversy due in part to the siren's bare breasts
Why are putts so afraid of tits? Even crudely drawn ones on a logo seem to get them seething.

>>13670572
Cognitive dissonance caused by weird puritanical vibes clashing with modern pop culture
It's kind of just omnipresent background noise in america

>>13670572
Because you base your view on some news article that based its story on a small handful of weirdos that got offended by some crudely drawn mermaid tits.

>>13670385
Do I sound like a braindead seattle exec? Figure out the recipe and ask for it custom.

>>13670510
Fuck corporations treating staff like robots, and FUCK karens who have never worked a day in their lives complaining about mistakes they make. Yeah Melissa who ordered seven shots of espresso instead of chai in her chai tea latte, I'm talking about you.

>>13670537
They're all crazy and/or obese, fuck that.

>>13670537
>>13670510
>>13670385
>>13670867
im gay btw not sure if that matters

>>13670673
It's not that article though is it, remember when Janet Jackson caused your entire country to go into a meltdown? How about Picasso, why was that censored?

>>13669925
Literally any other coffee place. Do flyovers not have have people who roast their own coffee

>>13667921
Been to a starbucks once, got an iced coffee, was good

>>13667921
it's a known quantity and the best coffee you can get in 90% of America. their dark roast is great in an iced drink, especially iced Americanos

>>13670993
I'm on a diet so I need nutrition info. I don't trust independent hipster places desu

>>13667926
>down with fish pussy
personally I prefer my mermaids with fish tops and lady bottoms

>>13668172
Two tails. Represents a medieval mythological figure but I forget the name. Kinda weird.

Its a consistent experience you can find literally anywhere. Pike place is a hearty blend coffee that's hard to beat for what they sell it for. I just think most people hating it are just contrarian faggots who can't appreciate anything remotely large.

>>13672803
Hookers.

Why is this hooker so pricey

I like their roibos tea