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Yeah, fuck Valentines Day and fuck Valentines day falling on a Friday. Did you do anything special to unwind after this hectic weekend? I made a burger, and picked up some Taco Bell for good measure.

>> No.13664437

Most Fridays I drink one bottle of spirits but this Friday I drank one and a half bottles of spirits and probably posted some stupid shit before passing out but don't remember.

>> No.13664449

Wish there was a way to block avatarfags

>> No.13664556
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>>13664426
Burger's looking real good tonight.

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>>13664556
Haha. Apparently they made a Pixar Dragon Quest 5 movie and put it on Netflix. Tonight just got a lot better.

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>>13664582
I thought there was nothing worse than unwrapping your burrito and finding it ungrilled, but then I watched the last 15 minutes of the Dragon Quest movie.

>> No.13666278

>>13664426
Hey look, it’s that guy that makes the same exact burger every week

>> No.13666301
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>>13664426
>>13664556
>>13664582
>>13666257
>not even trying to veil the fact that these are just personal /soc/ threads that have nothing to do with food
>bumping your own thread multiple times
>talking to yourself
You are by far the worst poster this board has seen.

>> No.13666314

>>13666301
>you are by far the worst poster this board has seen
You are by far the newest of the newfags if you actually believe this.

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>>13666257
A soft taco fresco with nacho fries, buffalo sauce, and red sauce is pretty good.

>> No.13666458

>>13664449
Hes not an avatarfag, hes a blogfag

>> No.13666534
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>>13666452
Still pretty infatuated with this Aberlour. How does this have "nothing to do with food", btw?

>> No.13666545
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i made an oat-apple-yogurt bake today

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>>13666545

>> No.13666554

>>13666545
Looks incredibly European - or rather, "continental".

>> No.13666573

>>13666554
is that good or bad?

>> No.13666594

>>13666573
It wasn’t a value judgment. I find it really boring, but it’s probably really filling.

>> No.13666610

>>13666594
that's cool, i make simple things.

>> No.13667196

>>13664426
what about sunday night dinner anon?
in my case, just drinking wine from 6pm

>> No.13667209

have you achieved 600 lbs yet?

>> No.13667254

>>13667209
dont be a cunt m8, also OP nice pink plate for the burger, i fucking love it

>> No.13667342

>>13666301
>>13666314
This anon is right I’m afraid OP. Your threads exude le Internet personality energy on an anime-based anonymous image board. Keyword: ANONYMOUS. So please, keep eating those raw burgers until you keel over.

>> No.13668602

What did you put in your burger this time? I always want to know how you're striving for burger perfection

>> No.13668623

>>13664426
of course you're alone you're a fat drunk who can't eat anything but taco bell and shitty undercooked burgers

>> No.13668790

>>13664426
OMG you have got one of those isopod plushies!

>> No.13668833

>>13668790
Yeah... It's no big deal. I've been thinking of getting a second one to DIY a fleshlight into its abdomen, but I'm not very good at that kind of thing.

>> No.13668973
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>>13666534
Some anon in a thread a couple days ago claimed that Taco Bell was the worst fast food, because, "it's both expensive and doesn't fill you up, even if you spend $10". I accepted the challenge and bought an overpriced LTO item, and then three burritos on top of that, and just closed my eyes and added things willy nilly, but when it came time to pay I was only at $9.47 and it was basically at 1700 calories.

>> No.13669006

>>13666301
>>13667342
Why come to this thread then?

>> No.13669011
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>>13668833
>It's no big deal
I liked you until you said this. Now you sound lame. Why do you have it if you don't really care for it?

>> No.13669021
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>>13669011
I was being nonchalant.

>> No.13669028

>>13664426
At least in my neck of the woods, Valentines day was kinda lackluster. With less people watching broadcast TV and with millennials having less money overall (and not willing to spend $50 on 10 chocolate coated strawberries), I'm not surprised.

Even if I had a gf at this point in time, I'd opt in for dinner next week and a random flower during the year.There's no reason why anyone should buy into the meme.

>> No.13669034

>>13669021
Oh so you're not a furry then??

>> No.13669042

These threads are absolute trash, it's literally one guy posting the same shit and samefagging just to shill shitty taco bell. OP I hope you die you fat fucking nigger.

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>>13669042
Why are you posting in this thread instead of hiding it then?

>> No.13669054

I've decided to ruin it like you are ruining the board, I'm going to slide it after a while when you fall asleep like I've already done 3 times.

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>>13669054
>I'm going to slide it
What's that mean? I'm not OP btw. Learn how to count how many posters are in a thread.

>> No.13669070

K OP just go get some sleep I was just kidding.

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>>13669070
Isopod OP seems to not even be in this thread anymore?

>> No.13669238

>>13666301
I strongly agree with you.

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>>13669238
OP is long gone my dude

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>>13669242
Its just me now

>> No.13669998

>>13669054
Imagine being this guy

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>>13668973
Haha. I was already hitting the car flask when I ordered, but apparently I got lettuce in one of the burritos. Pretty sure that's never happened before.

>> No.13670786

>>13664426
>j*nnies delete my post about sourdough bread
>j*nnies keep this thread alive and don't ban this retard
this board is so fucking terrible. nobody gives a flying fuck about your 10,000 cal hamplanet feast. go back to r*ddit or /soc/ or whatever Mississippi trailer home you came from.

>> No.13670789

>>13670492
we dont care about your mukbang you disgusting pig

>> No.13670829

>>13666545
>>13666552
Is it fridge cooled?

>> No.13671165

>>13669998
Right? What a fucking child.
>I don't like the thread so I'm gonna ruin it!!
That's not even possible. Every thread on this board is shit. It can't be "more" ruined.

>> No.13671175
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>>13670786
Nobody posts food on /soc/. Do you know what that board is actually for?

>> No.13671178

>>13670829
:^)

>> No.13671255

>>13671175
attention seeking retards like OP, yes.

>> No.13671269
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>>13671255
How is posting food attention seeking?

>> No.13671272

>>13671269
at least make it yourself faggot

>> No.13671287

>>13671269
OP could make his own food, or provide actual content that isn't just more fast food shit tier threads

>> No.13671305
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>>13671272
I do sometimes?
I made these dumplings.

>> No.13671312

>>13671305
wow that's actually great, good job nigger

>> No.13671325
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>>13671287
So it's not attention seeking if you make the food yourself?? How's that make sense exactly?

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>>13671312
Thanks I guess.

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made pizza for my boyfrined

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>>13671364
And cookies

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>>13671364
>>13671377
You gotta work on your plating

>> No.13671460

>>13671389
I was pretty busy that day and got home late from work. Just wanted to chill with the boy

>> No.13671484

>>13671460
shut the fuck up

>> No.13671503

god i hate this fucking faggot

>> No.13671511

>>13666301
absolutely based

>> No.13671518

>>13670492
>drinking and driving
fucking kys yourself

>> No.13671828
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>>13670492
Why do people think that I don't make my own food?

>> No.13671924

>>13666301
based

>> No.13671966

>>13664426
how about fuck you and your stupid fucking raw burgers and your stupid fucking /soc/ threads that you make for yourself and yourself only because you’re such a lonely faggot that will take any human interaction you can get? Kill yourself

>> No.13671989

god damnit are you 600 lbs yet or not?

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>>13671966
Its hilarious how upset you are about this.
It's not a soc thread unless a dick is being posted.

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>>13671828
That's just a sandwich tho.

>> No.13672051

>>13664426
Why is there a pillow right by your food??

>> No.13672060

>>13672009
>implying i’m even starting to get upset
it takes no energy to look down upon retards such as yourself, die.

>> No.13672068
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>>13672060
If you're telling people to die, you're probably upset. Keep being delusional though.

Also, again, and I can't stress this enough. You don't have to be in this thread.

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>>13672051
Comfort?

>> No.13672136
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>>13672051
Plushies are fun.

>> No.13672160

>>13672076
Based vomitorium!

>> No.13672225
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>>13671828
The nacho fries aren't great, but the buffalo chicken nacho fries are surprisingly okay.

>> No.13672380

go away you fucking alcoholic

>> No.13672390

>sodomite ennui - the thread

>> No.13672591

>>13672017
That's just some curry. What's your point?

>> No.13672681

>>13664426
The way you shove as much of your life as possible into the pic just so you can share it all with someone is just so transparent and off-putting, some people might find it pitiable but really it's just annoying and self-centered.
Imagine what the board would look like if every alco on here dealt with their loneliness by starting their own thread just to post the 1 same thing that they eat every day along with their booze.
Fuck it maybe they should, why should this guy be the only faggot who gets to have such an outlet. Can't believe al/ck/ threads are banned but this isn't.

>> No.13672688

>>13672681
>imagine what the board would look like if every alco on here dealt with their loneliness by starting their own thread just to post the 1 same thing that they eat every day along with their booze
So, pre-2016, pre-catblog /ck/? Sounds comfy, but there's no going back.

>> No.13672750

>>13672591
Curry has more skill involved and more ingredients.

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>>13672688
Pre-cat blog ck included a self post thread that was chill as fuck. It encouraged me to start wearing more make up.

>> No.13672773

>>13672750
That's just a matter of opinion and drawing an arbitrary line about what counts as real cooking, not to mention it's a slipper slope. On an average night it would take me less effort to throw a curry together than to make burgers.

>> No.13672840

>>13672773
>it's a slipper slope
Ya sure, retard.

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>>13672840
>he's never tried running down a hill wearing slippers

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>>13673007
You're right, I don't wear slippers.

>> No.13673677

>>13673082
>slippers
Oh, you probably call them "flip-flops".

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>>13672840

>> No.13673795

>>13668973
and yet your fat ass still had to go make a burger on the side

>> No.13673873

>>13673795
The chicken always comes before the egg, anon.

>> No.13673900

>>13671828
You're a one trick pony, all you can muster is that same burger over and over, so similar in fact I wouldn't be surprised if you let it go cold and reuse it in future photographs

>> No.13674663

>>13673791
If someone isn't intelligent enough to quickly proof read their post before submitting it, that says a lot about them.
To me, it says they're not worth listening to. In this case, you know I'm right because >>13672773 is definitely retarded.

>>13673677
I don't wear flip-flops either.

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>>13674663
>if someone isn't intelligent enough to quickly proof read their post before submitting it

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>>13674979
>takes a quote out of context
>add a reaction image
wow you're so fucking brilliant.

>> No.13675078
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Made a heart shaped meatloaf for the gf. Tasted better than it looks. Didn’t want to get her oven dirty by baking it without foil on top

>> No.13675241

>>13675078
That's a fuckton of meatloaf anon. Are you still eating the leftovers from that??

>> No.13675288

>>13675078
Hey fuck face. Why did you make an entire thread for this stupid shit?

>> No.13675292

>>13675288
Because i fucking can, faggot

>> No.13675302

>>13675292
Because you don't really have a girlfriend now, do ya.
You're more of an attention whore than OP.

>> No.13675321

>>13675302
I know you are but what am i

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>>13675321
Oh you're so fucking hilarious.
I'm not the one posting person shit on the anonymous board. YOU ARE.

>> No.13676093

>>13664426
>>13664556
>>13664582
>>13666257
>>13666452
you seem like such an insufferable faggot holy fuck, so lonely that you’re just talking to yourself on an anonymous anime image board. and stop cutting your shitty raw burger in half you dumb tranny

>> No.13676105

>>13672770
lol fucking tranny trying to turn /ck/ into /soc/ go kys please

>> No.13676239

>>13676014
You’re acting cringey

>> No.13676479

>>13676105
Ok newfag but there was a self post thread on ck in 2015 and it was chill as fuck.

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>>13676479
Dropped screen shot
Also I'm not a fucking tranny.

>> No.13677847

>>13676093
I really don't think these are meant to be troll threads. It's just some anon low key anon sharing his /ck/ related slow suicide. Why are you so upset?

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>>13672225
Here's tonight's haul. For the time being I'm just going to stick to modded value menu items, as nothing LTO is really worth it. Hopefully they do another fancy xbox promotion (or maybe a PS5 FFVIIR box), but right now the menu is kind of bleak.

>> No.13678033

>>13677993
Shit as always.

>> No.13678094
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>>13677993
Here are the drinks for the night. Only a couple things that are new. I like DT, but also really like how they started using cans. It's one less thing we have to endure with, "do americans really" shitposts. Yeah, cans can be just as good as bottles, and they're cheaper. And no, they didn't make cans just for stupid Americans who can't tell the difference; anyone buying that beer has been drinking it out of bottles for decades and knows what it tastes like. I bought the Soylent because it was the first time I'd ever seen it IRL so had to try it - but also just to troll this guy >>13678033 but apparently he just calls everything shit without even looking at the image, even when I'm tossing him a bone opportunity to call me a faggot.

>> No.13678120

This thread sucks.

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>>13678094
I do like the buffalo chicken nacho fries, but for a third of the price the basic bitch nachos (add onions) gets the job done.

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>>13677993
>>13678094
Clean your fucking house.

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OP confirmed for a fat tub of shit.

>> No.13678630

>>13677993
>>13678621
holy fuck LOL

>> No.13678729

>>13678621
hory shet

>> No.13678739

>>13677993
>tonights haul
Wow the same shit fast food you always buy you fucking whale, I am actually surprised these threads still exist but I guess if you haven't offed yourself from the loneliness yet you will keep samefagging your fucking threads.

>> No.13678746

>>13678621
Hilarious, OP please accelerate your suicide there's already so many obese cunts slowly eating and drinking themselves to death

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>>13678621
saved, good catch anon

>> No.13678762

>>13678621
>vwsymbolwalmartpie.jpg

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>>13678621
thats a big yikes from me dawg

>> No.13678955

>>13678621
this is mean lol this guys probably going to legit kys

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>>13678621
Wow, this is actually more depressing than I originally thought...

>> No.13679160

>>13678621
Jesus Christ he really is eating all this garbage, I truly thought it was a troll.

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>>13678621
Can somebody with shoop skills improve the quality of this? Fuck I can't believe someone caught this fat piece of shit slippin lol

>> No.13679290

>>13678621
Am I the only one who doesn't see him in the reflection?

>> No.13679305

>>13664426
Can you cook your fucking meat?
Thank you.

>> No.13679306

>>13679290
No. I'm dumb too.

>> No.13679311

>>13679306
Hardy harr har.
I'm not defending the guy but I think saying that's a clear reflection is a bit of a stretch.

>> No.13679340

>>13679290
>>13679311
OPs awake and on damage control LOL

>> No.13679346

>>13678621
I don't see it

>> No.13679385

>>13678621
OP buy some better fitting pants. You’re fat, but you could look better by not wearing Nigerian dad pants from the church garage sale.

>> No.13679392

>>13679340
For like the millionth time, I'm not OP

>> No.13679992

Bump, funny someone really wants to let this thread die now that OP has been exposed as a lard ass lol

>> No.13680140

>>13664426
>>13664556
What kind of bread do you use for the buns?

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>>13679340
>>13676105
>>13679992
You need serious psychological help, friend

>> No.13680672

>>13680254
sorry OP but this thread is staying bumped now that it's finally interesting, I'll post an enhanced version of your big fat weeble wobble ass when I get home from work, your threads are ruined this is never going away faggot.

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>>13680672
this is some cgl retarded level shit.

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>>13679992
But a reflection in a bottle isn't going to show what someone actually looks like. You're just hopping on a meme bandwagon because you don't like OP. You're biased as fuck anon.
I don't care for OP either but this is retarded.

>> No.13680760

>>13679992
op does that already

>> No.13680796

>>13680760
your comment doesn't make sense as a reply

>> No.13680802

>>13664426
are you a janny? everything here gets deleted or bumplocked but this turd of a thread has been up for days

>> No.13680814
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>>13680802
Partly because I have no shame in bumping it and it seems to anger certain anons for no reason.

>> No.13680821

>>13680749
Nice damage control OP but everyone can see your giant fat body, it's done. get over it, go on a diet you fat nigger.

>> No.13680827

>>13680796
op exposes himself as a lardass daily

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>>13680821
I'm not OP you stupid asshole.

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>>13680827
Oh, I see what you mean.

>> No.13680852

>>13680829
You're either OP or his mother, nobody else would defend this fat retarded waste of oxygen. Also you're terrible at samefagging it's been painfully obvious from the beginning ya genius...

>> No.13680860

>>13680829
you just admitted to bumping your own thread
>>13680814

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great its another drunk driving taco bell addicted fat fuck thread. how have you not died from a heart attack, stomach ulcer, car accident or a fucking stroke yet?

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>>13679260

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>>13680852
>>13680860
I'm not defending him. I just can't stand anons like you. This is just like a cgl thread.

>> No.13680940

>>13680912
You made his dick too big

>> No.13680944

>>13680940
Nah. OP exudes BDE.

>> No.13681029

>>13680944
Because he's cocky?

>> No.13681064

>>13680944
Oh hi OP you fat ass bitch.

>> No.13681111

>>13675078
I think your chicken breast has autism.

>> No.13681535

>>13680802
The guy who for some reason keeps calling these /soc/ threads also doesn't know how to sage. He bumps these threads more than OP.

>> No.13681818

>>13678621
Oy vey

>> No.13682004

>>13664556
The patty appears to be cold?

>> No.13682576

>>13664426
are smoked oysters good?

>> No.13682881

>>13682576
not from a can

>> No.13682979

>>13670492
Drunk driving asshole get your life together. I hope a citizen watches you and beats your ass. Fucking piece of shit. I spit on you. fuck your mother

>> No.13682989

>>13682979
indian esl detected kek

>> No.13682994

Based Taco Bell guy upsetting the rest of the board.

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>>13679260
enhanced

>> No.13683057

>>13682989
I'm white and from Canada. you can do better.

>> No.13683114

Wow where did OP go? He hasn't posted since that guy posted his big fat reflection.

>> No.13683128

>>13683043
Is that a cosplay of its Pat??

>> No.13683132

>>13681064
Are you a 13 year old girl?

I'll just wait for you to call me OP again. Go ahead. You know you want to be predictable.

>> No.13683133

>>13683128
Nah, Pat is based; that's just some pedo.

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>>13683114
Haha. I'm still here, anon; I just didn't pick up any Taco Bell today. I did get this new cheapo Japanese pocket knife that I'm going to use to practice with on my whetstones and make razor sharp (it's basically the same design as a straight razor). Also got the latest MAD, which I've been reading with some Ardbeg while just watching whatever shitshow this has turned into in the background.

>> No.13683243

>>13683240
haha youre fat and we all can see you!

>> No.13683247

>>13683240
Do you plan to use that to slit your big tubby wrists? Will blood come out or sausage gravy? Keep us posted.

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>>13683133
>Pat is based

>> No.13683434

>>13683375
Okay I actually do see it now, how depressing.

>> No.13683479

>>13678621
I think it's the burritos' reflection we see on the bottle. You can clearly see some part of the burrito wrapping pattern.

>> No.13683493

>>13683479
yeeeaaahhh, sure thing OP, you are a fat fucking burrito

>> No.13683505

>>13683479
LOL how do reflections work, this really is some serious attempts at damage control. TacoBell advertising department is about to fire this fatty, he's absolutely desperate, wew.

>> No.13683518

>>13683479
Those are the pleets in OPs size 54x30 khakis, the burritos dont line up right and you can see his fat torso attached, this isn't rocket surgery...

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>>13683375
Knew this fat fuck would get found out eventually. I want to hope this ends these threads but somehow I believe OP is so lonely he will continue anyway.

>> No.13683691

>>13683683
I honestly hope he does this shit is amusing.

>> No.13683751

>>13683691
>this shit isn't amusing
ftfy

>> No.13684039

>>13683240
>Someone asked about me, now I have an excuse to tell everyone about my awesome knife and comic book
You sad, sad bastard.

>> No.13684595

>>13683375
Ok now I understand why he's drinking himself to death...

>> No.13684622

what a dumb fat fuck. he is the person you see out shambling around and you think "damn i could be worse"

>> No.13684661

>>13684622
At least OP is doing something with his life.

>> No.13684803

Hey buddy, if you actually do want tips on losing weight and body fat, ill gladly offer some advice.
Former fat planet here. 6'0 385 down to 225lb 19% bf

>> No.13684808

>>13684803
yes OP an easy way to lose a few pounds quick would be to put a bullet through your head or drain your body of all its blood.

>> No.13684817

This why I downsize all my photos even if I don't think there's a reflection anywhere.

>> No.13684974

>>13682576
They're okay. I eat them on saltines with hot sauce and bourbon.

>> No.13684975

damn yall are creepy
not OP though, you're cute <3

>> No.13685061

seek help OP (i'm not being mean or joking)

>> No.13685134

I've been waiting to see this fat goon forever. What a tubalardo

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>>13683493
>>13683505
>>13683518
Proof you're a bunch of 18 year old girls with eating disorders. Go back to cgl you cunts.

>> No.13685225

>>13684975
this is the saddest samefagging Ive ever seen tbqh

>> No.13685337

I recall past threads where the OP has openly admitted to being a large fellow.
So I really don't understand the hoopla surrounding a vague, barely discernable refection on a dark bottle.
Sad!

>> No.13685672

>>13685337
more damage control by big man titty OP

>> No.13685806

>>13685672

Nah, there's no reflection to be seen. It's just a mob trying to bully OP into posting his actual photo.

>> No.13685837

>>13685806
we literally have OPs actual photo Dr Damage Control, nobody even asked for him to post lol

>> No.13686256

>>13678621
lol I hope OP kills himself

>> No.13686480

>>13683375
Those are obviously the burritos on the bottom...

>> No.13686623

>>13686480
Sure thing OP

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>>13683240
Here's tonight's haul. Sorry, but there's nothing too gratuitous.

>> No.13687410

>>13685672
>>13685837
you are so fucking try hard
I'm not OP but you'll call me OP cause you're a fucking try hard newfag

>> No.13687434

>>13687410
cool story OP

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>>13687402
It's always best to start the night with a dollar nachos (add onions).
>>13687434
There's more than two people in this thread, silly.

>> No.13687449

>>13687402
I imagine OP crying while he eats his slop at this point lol.

>> No.13687454

>>13687449
he tipped all the bottles over to make sure there isn't another mishap

>> No.13687460

>>13687446
>There's more than two people in this thread, silly.
Just because they charge you for 2 seats on an airplane doesn't actually make you 2 peaple tubby.

>> No.13687464

>>13687454
LOL I noticed that also but I was gonna let it slide until he did it more than once

>> No.13687475

>>13666534

his reflection is in the dogs eye on this one too. phoneposting and cant improve image but its there

>> No.13688237

bump so more people see OPs big fat egg shaped body

>> No.13688672

>>13678621
taco bell poster....you're fatter than even I expected.

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>>13687402
>tipping the bottles over so we can't see your reflection anymore

top kek

>> No.13688895

>>13688676
Lol

>> No.13689319

>>13678621
OH NONONONO

>> No.13689321

>>13687475
lol he looks even fatter there.

>> No.13689338

>>13687475
Dios mio...

>> No.13689768

>>13670492
>fatass taco bell anon posts about illegally drinking and driving = jannies leave it up
>dinotendies ironically cooks “sea turtle eggs”
>permaban

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>> No.13689909

I'm not seeing the fat guy in the reflection. The drawings don't help either. OP, post a pic of your ass in sweatpants.

>> No.13690025

>>13689909
I'd settle for his hand holding that burger.

>> No.13690227

The "reflection" picture is obviously the burritos but there is no doubt in my mind that op is 300+ pounds. Has op posted a picture where his hand is holding the burger or in the shot?

>> No.13690554

>>13674995
Damn bro, how does it taste?

>> No.13690566

>>13678621
everyone is saying he's fat but there isn't actually anyone there

>> No.13690574

thiws thread is amazing, all of this fucking butthurt over this guy posting the same shit every dayoh my god im gonna pis and shit and cum

>> No.13690591

>>13689768
I tried making a thread about dumpster diving for food the other week and got a day ban at like 3:55 am. jannies up working late

>> No.13691356

>>13664426
OP do you wear glasses?

>> No.13691366

>>13691356
kys

>> No.13691407

>>13671828
Probably because your pictures show massive amounts of processed food. You brought it on yourself anon.

>> No.13691431

Fridays I try to cook a really good meal after work in the morning or prep one for the evening. Tonight was garlic herb pork tenderloin with baked cauliflower and green beans with toasted Italian and dipping oil served with a nice red wine. How's your friday night snons?

>> No.13691592

>>13691366
Touchy huh?

>> No.13691597

>>13691366
I'll take that as a yes

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lol OP is straight out of a Gary Larson comic

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Haha. It's Friday night again somehow. I made a burger and decided to give the buffalo chicken nacho fries burrito a second chance.

>> No.13692014

>>13692002
look at this desperate fat fuck. he probably had to order his taco bell through tears. come straight home and arrange the shit on his bed and take a picture. abused at this point, you want any attention, even if it's negative attention. seek help

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>>13692002
The TB app is absolutely bonkers. I went to the one location that charges extra for onions and red sauce tonight (10 and 20 cents, respectively), and this is what they charged for a 5 Layer. That's $2.39 before modifications, which is something that hasn't been a thing for well over a year now.

>> No.13692026

I wish I could eat with Taco Bell anon. He seems lonely, you know. I'll bet he's a good guy. Y'all are too hard on him.

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>>13692019
I like a lot of things, but gas station pork cracklins and pickled sausages just aren't for me. Nonetheless,
>fried out pork fat with attached skin
is just such a great tag line.

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>>13692032
For the longest time I thought (cheapo) nachos were stupid, but after a 45 minute commute that should take 20 minutes - and most of the car flask - there's nothing like disrobing and having your way with a dollar nachos, add onions, in bed with a couple drams of your whiskey of choice.

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>>13691356
>do you wear glasses?
I don't always go outside when the sun is out, but when I do, for me, it's Le Specs™.

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>>13692064
Here's a rare shot of the slicing of the burger.

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>>13690574
>>13690566
>>13690227
>>13689909

lmfao at this damage control.

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>>13692094
I felt pretty good when I was making it, but this is far from the perfect burger.

>> No.13692166

>>13692106
Why do you eat the same slop every day?

>> No.13692179

>>13692166
Just because it's in a bowl doesn't make it slop.

>> No.13692230

>>13692179
true, it's slop because its gross

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>>13692166
He is lonely and depressed, lonely and depressed people can barely motivate themselves to do anything let alone feed themselves. He is also a fat piece of shit, so the same crap fast food everyday is the logical step.

>> No.13692516

>>13692032
>>13692002
how does your non-turbo impreza even haul your fat ass?

>> No.13692521

Me and the gf went to an all you can eat Korean BBQ restaurant. I ate like 50 lamb skewers. Shit was great.

>> No.13693041

>>13692094
You are clearly buying those identical goddamn burgers 4-5 times a week. Stop pretending that you're making them

>> No.13694050

Bump for OP to cut his fat ass wrist

>> No.13694517

>>13693041
>clearly buying those identical goddamn burgers 4-5 times a week
Or maybe just making them on nights when he works?

>> No.13694562

I mean, don't they say, "never trust a skinny chef"?

>> No.13694708

>>13692071
based

>> No.13695652

>>13664556
>cold, dry burger, weak attempt to be "hip" and modern
I can almost feel the fluorescent lights, the gray city streets, the 2 hour commutes from here. Do you see any sunlight when you get home?

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>>13692106
For something completely different, I decided to give JitB - the worst fast food chain - another chance.
>pls no ban for showing lewd side of isopod

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>>13696456
To the guy who said I wasn't making my burgers >>13693041 here's me cooking tonight's burger.

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>>13696518
Ow, wow. Pictures of a fucking burger cooking on a flat-top are so interesting.

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>>13696526
There's even a sauce! There's also some nice smokey cheese melted on top, but apparently 3 is my limit for taking pictures at work.

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>>13696546
I'll admit, it looks better when it's glistening in hot fat, but the end result is still pretty good.

>> No.13696569

>>13692026
I would also eat with Taco Bell burger flask op. I have to admit I hate you op for the driving flask and that's coming from someone with 2 duis

You bringing up the drinking flask lets me know you know it's wrong and unnecessary. Just wait until you get home.

>> No.13696594

>rare burgers
>raw vegetables on a burger

research some better burger recipes

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>>13696566
The Deluxe Fish Sandwich ($4) actually looks pretty good, which was surprising.

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>>13696596
I also got the "Two Tacos"...
>>13696594
Any burger not from a very particular pair of midwest cities can be cooked rare, and the vast majority of burgers have "raw vegetables" as standard toppings.

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>>13696603
And yes, JitB tacos are still the absolute worst fast food item in existence.

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>>13696610
The Deluxe Fish Sandwich was kind of okay. I can't remember the last time I had fish sticks - which is essentially what any fast food fish sandwich is - but the patties were surprisingly okay. The sauce was okay as well, which made it worth it; the bread and veggies were absolutely terrible, and I say that as someone who occasionally adds lettuce to Taco Bell burritos.

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>>13696637
That said, I don't think that any one of us eats a fish sandwich often enough.

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Is this the food dump OC thread?

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>> No.13696655

>>13683375
>That said, I don't think that any one of us eats a fish sandwich often enough.

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>> No.13697901

>>13696642
You make OP look good.

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>>13696638
The weirdest thing is that 90% of the time the people working at Taco Bell are white kids, whereas the JitB across the street's kitchen was nothing but Mexicans speaking Spanish.

>> No.13698523

>>13696603
Doesn't Jack in the Box have it's own hot sauce?

>> No.13699590

>>13696655
He’s got a point.

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>>13696638
You want a good fast food fish sandwich, try the cod sandwich from Wendy's. They only have it available in the spring, probably for Lent. Not sure if they have it yet but they should soon. I hate to shill but it's really, really good, and I don't even really like Wendy's that much otherwise.

>> No.13700934

Bump for people to laugh at OP for being an obese faggot

>> No.13701113

>>13700934
He doesn't look obese, but it does look like he's still living in the 80's >>13692071 with that mustache and members only jacket.

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>>13698277
Back to TB again tonight; they're really the best.

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>>13701302
Haha, can you believe that they put the smoked salmon right in the cream cheese these days? It doesn't even cost more than the chive and onion or "vegetable" kind.

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>>13701308
I couldn't help myself and went back to try the Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries again, and I tell you what, when TB does it right and loads it up, almost any item on the menu is amazing - except for cinnamon twists; any cinnamon twists is too many cinnamon twists.

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Hey OP, why don't you talk about what you like to do when you're black out drunk?

>> No.13701793

>>13684661
and that is making shitty blogposts about his daily trip to Taco Bell and how I silently hope he gets locked up at a dui checkpoint after sipping from his car flask, or even better drives his car under a semi truck so we can be forever spared from his tb viral marketing posts

>> No.13701810

I wanted to do a lot of fun crop dusting, but it turns out consuming powdered dried beans gives you severe cramps instead of awesome farts. I was out of commission for a very long time and it was disappointing. I had been excited about crop dusting a Friday Valentine's for the entire month.

>> No.13701817

>>13701593
Nobody really knows what they like to do when they're blackout drunk. They wake up with clues to decode, and can have nothing more than suspicions.

>> No.13701907

>>13701817
Have you blacked out before?

>> No.13701940
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>>13696526
>Ow, wow. Pictures of a fucking burger cooking on a flat-top are so interesting.
>so interesting.
>almost as interesting as posting the same pictures of the same crap fast food everyday
smacks of irony

>> No.13701952

>>13684661
HA HA HA HA HA

>> No.13701956

>>13692094
Why is it nearly presented in a box? I thought you made those yourself? Hmmm

>> No.13702259

Do you eat on the bead

>> No.13702891

>>13702259
The what?

>> No.13703489

>>13701956
>why is it nearly presented in a box
What did he mean by this?

>> No.13703496

>>13703489
"neatly" anon, it was a typo

>> No.13703579

>>13703496
But "nearly" makes more sense in the context.

>> No.13703645

>>13696546
So you make yourself burgers at work, pick up Taco Bell, then go home and drink? Christ man

>> No.13703691

>>13703645
>then go home and drink
Haha.

>> No.13703749

>>13703579
how can something be "nearly" presented in a box? Like it was half inside the box? Don't be a tard