/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13668345
Do you have some parchment paper you can rub your BO on so we can see how greasy it is?

>tfw my piss sometimes smells like hotdog water

>>13668393
This usually happens to me when I take certain medications.

>>13668345
are you greasy and doughy too?

>>13668393
hydrate

I knew this girl who OD'd and died who smelled like a hoagie.

>>13668452
was that after she died?

>>13668452
Did she touch you peepee

>>13668466
No, before.

>>13668470
No, though she and her friend both offered. I'm gay, tho, so that was mostly a non-starter. I say 'mostly' cuz wound up fucking her friend anyway. And her friend's then boyfriend.

why does it smell like bbq sauce when i pee

bbq sauce related sexual trauma

>>13668345
cannot relate
shower, fat fuck

My butt crack sweat smells exactly like taco bell taco meat.

>>13668479
back in the good old days, gays just fucked men in the ass. you knew what you were dealing with. the depravity of you youngsters is getting out of hand

>>13668813
gays don't fuck women. that faggot is a bisexual roastie pretending to be a dude.

>>13668345
I take solace in the fact that the thing that separates me from dumb frog posters is that my sweat smells like ethanol. I mean, at least I know where things went wrong, and weren't retarded from birth.

>>13668822
I know this feel, bro.

Back when I drank a liter+ a day I genuinely smelled like fermaldehyde.

smelling my skin while laughing along with this thread
ha......... ha..... ha

My vagina smells like onions. But only when I eat something made with onions.

>>13669185
i eat bloomers (fried onions)

>>13669185
raggedy ass ratchet cunt