/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13667255
It’s a pizza, not an acid trip...

>>13667255
That style of pizza in that style of oven cooks in about 4 minutes though, where are you getting this 3-5 hours? Have you ever cooked anything?

>>13667272
This dude has lines around the block everyday for his pizza and it's usually first come first serve. He's only open for a few hours.

>>13667272
The line, dipshit

>>13667273
Let me guess this is some dumb ass brookl*n thing? I only leave manhattan to go to the airport. brookl*n is a flyover borough filled with shit people

>>13667285
god i hate americans so damn much

>>13667276
Why would I stand in line for shitty brookl*n pizza when I can just go to the neighborhood place that's probably better?
>hurr hurr it's a chain from some place
Who gives a shit, only flyover brookl*nites would humiliate themselves like this

>>13667285
Lena Dunham needs to be purged with fire

It's not worth it and you know it. I bet you could find better pizza by driving to someplace in new england in less time than that line.

Jay Z said it was the best NY pizza spot on a talk show so he’s set

>>13667292
She's not unusual, everyone in brookl*n is like that

>>13667299

>>13667255
Literally NO ONE with a common sense will wait 5 hrs.for a pizza.
Why Would You...

https://youtu.be/e5t3mx8HBb0

Based Mark

>>13667285
lena dunham is honestly based as fuck

>>13667298
>Jay Z said it was the best NY pizza spot on a talk show so he’s set
He knows if he calls anything the best it'll boost their be huge advertising so I'd suspect any time he does this it's because someone paid him to say that.

>>13667341
would you suck a bodywarm turd straight out of her asshole my mang?

>>13667299
Only hipster parts. And that’s pushing it because hipsters are often broke and yuppies are taking over where they use to live. Most of Brooklyn isn’t like that though, blue color people, Jews, and immigrants from all over just tryna work.

t. born and raised in marine park

>>13667299
God damn it anon. I wasn't able to fall asleep so I thought I'd browse ck for a bit before rubbing one out to fall asleep easier but now there's no way I'm gonna be able to both jerk off and fall asleep after seeing that creatura.
JAY OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Why do I like pineapple on pizza better than raw pineapple? Am I eating it wrong? Or does the cooking/salt add something to the flavor?

>>13667440
How's this instead?

if there was a button that would kill every american, i wouldn't hesitate to push it

>>13667506
I’d fuck him in the ass while jerking him off

>>13667515
>him

>>13667514
Sure thing white male feminist progressive leftist American

>>13667519

>>13667528
grow up

>>13667506
Well if I was forced to pick one between the trap you posted and Lena Dunham I'd pick the trap. No homo.
>>13667531
Just reverse search and you'll see.

>>13667538
and get myself fired because some dumbfuck kid on the internet was saying gay shit, yeah that will great on my resume

>>13667522
the american flag is a joke to me, i physically laugh everytime i see it. american is made of butter, american woman made of herpes.

I went to brooklyn to thus expensive fancy pizza place and they brought my mom and brothers pizza and said have a good meal or somthing and they forgot about mine...

>>13667552
Maybe that will give you the opportunity to find a job where you don't work on the day of the Lord.

>>13667559
Im really offended by what you said

>>13667569
and maybe when you grow up you'll figure out the concept of responsibility, but I'm not holding my breath

I'd rather go to Achmed's down the road desu.
They are all for giving extra toppings when you order a custom pizza.

>maybe when you grow up you'll figure out the concept of responsibility, but I'm not holding my breath

>>13667587
real mature

>>13667255
I refuse to eat a pizza anywhere that doesn't have a wood fire oven.

>>13667559

>>13667604
you sound very sophisticated you wouldnt happen to have foodblog by any chance

I refuse to eat a pizza where you have to wait for three hours. What the fuck is this shit? Sitting around for three hours in Brooklyn used to get you shot. Pizza is supposed to be five minutes tops and getdafuckouttaheeya!

>>13667623
t. west coastie trying to blend in

>>13667538
>Just reverse search and you'll see.
Well damn.
Still hotter than ~98% of women out there.

>>13667623
dolla slice brotha!

>>13667299
WE LOVE YOU LENA AND WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY PLEASE STOP EATING

>>13668499
shut the fuck up reddit

>>13667467
because it's in a savory dish? try using pineapple with chicken, stir fry, salsa, hamburgers, etc

>>13667255
No

>>13667255
new yorkers always go on about how good their pizza is but when you make it into new york do they still go on about their pizza elitism?

>>13668500
fuck off mde is fourchan

>>13667291
Don’t tell the flyovers about these places, let them think it’s all Brooklyn shit.

>>13667255
>Fancy
>NY pizza
Choose one

>>13667290
Crying baby. Jpg

>>13667566
Yes, because they could see you didn't need one, fat-arse.

>>13667291
nooooo not the heckin good motorino

>>13667255
>Is waiting 2-5 hours for a fancy NY pizza worth it?
I dont know about worth it but if I had friends with me to go grab a drink with to kill the time and the pizza was good I'd be willing to wait 2-3 hours
If I was hungry and/or alone, no

>>13667255
>fancy
??????????????????????

>>13668695
based

New Haven Apizza>New York Pizza

>>13669066
>apizza turns out to be a real term
oh fuck off

>>13667581
>He said, while supposedly browsing 4chan at work
You're not fooling anyone.

>>13667255
RUSTIC PIZZA GOOD PLASTIC DOMINOS PIZZA BAD

>>13669168
How fat are you?

>>13667255
>>13667343
I've always wondered about this place. The story goes that some joe schmoe construction worker saw his childhood candy store for sale, bought it when NYC was gentrifying, sat on it for a while and then decided to make a pizzeria with no actual restaurant or cooking experience. Then bada bing bada boom it's one of *THE* pizzerias of New York.

>>13669809
pretty sure it's mostly fags and desperate white women who want to be dined by the italian construction worker chad or maybe i'm just projecting

No. Some people try to add a legend to Pizza to make it look like some gourmet stuff. It's the food of poorest Italian working class. It's pretty tasty but it's not worth waiting more than any other food.

>>13667255
Pizza has no right to be "fancy", it is just cheese and tomato sauce on bread. Some pizza are better than others, but pizza gentrification is some cringe stuff. Same thing to sushi.

>>13667883
You wouldn't know one of those Crisco Discos if one felched you without even giving you a reach-around. Bridge&Tunnel scum thinking they know shit.

>>13669809

He’s just a pizza savant, his process is legit.

>>13667255
been here and its worth it. achieves the trinity of perfect cheese, crust, and sauce

>>13667255
that pizza looks like shit

>>13667255
itt: flyovers coping/seething

>>13671185
t jew who would wait in line even for his own gassing because everybody else does too

>>13671191
gentlemen, i present exhibit A

>>13671198
get back in line

>>13671202
absolute coping

>>13667255
best pizza is one with american toppings cooked in an italian oven

>>13667552
>dumbfuck kid
>35 years old
Bet I make a lot more as a surveyor than you do as a desk jockey too. Bet my helper makes more than you.

>>13667255
>Is waiting 2-5 hours for a fancy NY pizza worth it?
No, it's not.

Waiting like that is for people who live there and have friends they may not have seen in a while to chat with and drink wine with over that course of time. It'll be because of nostalgia or history that they'd wait outside of a like one of the earliest pizzarias in America, such as a Sally's.. There's going to be some people who work in the industry that simply must know the secrets, the combinations, and whatever else they want to copy or at least know about when asked.

When the cro-nut was a new thing, people paid line waiters by the hour or a fee, just like they did back when they wanted concert tickets in the 80s. It's a thing. There are people who are just fine playing on their cellphone for 4 hours for the next Apple release, or the newest ride at Universal Studios, or because they review items for their job. To each their own.

NYC needs to be fucking wiped from existence.

>>13671306
>durr cope cope cringe based cringe cope tranny shill 6 million cope cringe based soy based tranny hurr

>>13667255
ny za is a shitty meme, all regional za meme is a meme. except real italian.

>>13667559
Are you Russian?

>>13669066

pepe's bacon broccoli pizza is unironically the best pizza I ever had

it pisses me off so much because it's in connecticut too and I live in the city.

it's fucking embarrassing.

>>13667273
fuck normalfags

>>13667285
i saw her on ave A a while back. she looked disgusting, nipples protruding

>>13667299
The only thing that bothers me is the tattoos. I don’t mind tattoos on girls, but hers look more like large birthmarks sporadically strewn about her body. At least give it some sort of visual flow instead of looking like a teenagers notebook doodles

>>13672782
real Italian is overrated unless you really appreciate a straight tomato flavor.

It's mostly a marketing meme. An industry guy got to observe the other pizza mecca, Defarra's and basically said the guy's process wasn't anything special. The crust was nothing out of the ordinary in terms of fermentation or ingredients, the cheese and tomatoes were premium sourced but the same standard as any upscale pizza place.

>>13667255
Get New Haven apizza, might have an hour wait but it's way better than brookylnite hipster shit pizza.

>>13672782
actually italian is the meme. its good, but its not objectively better than NY or chicago or detroit or whatever. they're all different and great, and honestly IMO america elevated pizza way beyond what italy did.

>>13667273
is this the guy from "is it a pizza?"

>>13675536
yes

Mark Iacono

>>13667255
Why would you need 2 hours for something that bakes in like 10 minutes?

>>13667552
Why the fuck are you browsing 4chan of all places when you're at work?
If you were responsible or smart as you said, you would've found something a bit more SFW when in the middle of a break to not risk anything.

>>13667255
>fancy NY pizza
No such thing, pizz in the us is shit.

Donald Trump appeared in a 1995 commercial for Pizza Hut's Stuffed Crust Pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkR-RwV-xAY

Mike Bloomberg explains what makes a good pizza: a very thin, burned crust, with cracked red pepper and pepperoni on top.
https://twitter.com/Mike2020/status/1226577138645655560

>>13676370
wtf i love big apple kikes now