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No eggs edition

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:21:57 2020 No.13666667 >>13666651 just couldnt take that stupid watch off

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:23:55 2020 No.13666684 File: 100 KB, 1200x843, CrDsrr1UIAENAfg[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I upload webm's?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:27:07 2020 No.13666706 File: 1.94 MB, 432x768, German Culture and Cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13666684 I was quite clear on my position re: eggs anon. I'm disappointed at you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:27:19 2020 No.13666707 File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:38:10 2020 No.13666762 File: 2.75 MB, 854x480, egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did somebody say egg?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:42:56 2020 No.13666782 >>13666684 he just said no eggs you jackass >uh guys i was gonna troll but i'm a newfag, pls help? this is actually hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:43:36 2020 No.13666785 File: 977 KB, 1280x720, eggbbq.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 16:57:38 2020 No.13666841 File: 2.86 MB, 853x480, It was the best chili I've ever had, the best I've ever done on the show and best I've ever eaten. This is to me better than any chili I have up already.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 17:03:42 2020 No.13666869 >>13666841 ingredients are good, but that looks like it could go for another 12 hours

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 17:06:43 2020 No.13666892 File: 2.90 MB, 300x300, 12 Amazing Ways To Cook Your Eggs(1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13666707 I updated those after what-their-nuts updated the video

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 17:07:23 2020 No.13666896 File: 2.90 MB, 300x300, 12 Amazing Ways To Cook Your Eggs(2).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13666892

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 17:08:03 2020 No.13666899 File: 2.88 MB, 300x300, 12 Amazing Ways To Cook Your Eggs(3).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13666896

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 17:08:43 2020 No.13666902 File: 2.88 MB, 300x300, 12 Amazing Ways To Cook Your Eggs(4).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13666899

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 17:16:27 2020 No.13666932 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, pan_nice_and_cold.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 17:24:31 2020 No.13666967 File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, Eggheh.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 17:48:18 2020 No.13667062 File: 2.88 MB, 300x300, Butchered Brie Hand.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 17:51:21 2020 No.13667080 >>13667062 excuse me what the fuck. Also cranberry jam goes better with brie

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 17:53:04 2020 No.13667096 File: 2.86 MB, 300x300, Halloween Feet Loaf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13667080 >excuse me what the fuck. it's spoooooooky

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 17:56:45 2020 No.13667116 >>13666841 I can't believe how depressed this made me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 17:59:31 2020 No.13667133 >>13666869 If this is from the video I think it is (which it might not be, I don't exactly remember), the meat is a year old.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 18:08:57 2020 No.13667178 File: 492 KB, 640x640, Crabicide.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13667133 >the meat is a year old. Sounds about right

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 18:38:26 2020 No.13667271 >>13667178 >Gai Jin bows for very honorably death.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 18:48:49 2020 No.13667303 File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, Prawn Toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 19:43:10 2020 No.13667489 >>13667062 >eat all 5 fingers now you're fucked

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 21:38:37 2020 No.13667940 >>13666706 >>13666782 Technically, he didn't post an egg webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 21:50:10 2020 No.13667984 >>13667303 whatthefuck.gif

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 21:59:40 2020 No.13668010 >>13666651 I really hate gif recipes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 22:18:41 2020 No.13668096 >>13668010 what about webm recipies

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 22:57:03 2020 No.13668244 >>13666762 only jack could fuck up the process of breaking an egg, amazing

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 23:55:29 2020 No.13668484 File: 1.29 MB, 406x720, Chicken Tenders.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 00:38:43 2020 No.13668619 >>13666932 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 00:44:07 2020 No.13668626 >>13666651 this is fucking retarded rice paper adds 0 texture or flavor you can just make a fucking fruit salad or a veggie salad

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 00:45:09 2020 No.13668629 >>13666841 >can >can >can >can >potatoes (?) >can >jar >can >can >beer yeah i bet this tastes great

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 00:46:10 2020 No.13668637 >>13667062 >the average american hand

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 00:47:40 2020 No.13668642 >>13666651 >Sticky rice paper >Dirty fingers Wa la!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 01:03:52 2020 No.13668684 File: 1.95 MB, 960x960, 1579884435466.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 01:04:26 2020 No.13668685 File: 2.48 MB, 1280x720, Americans.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13668684

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 01:06:25 2020 No.13668691 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, 1565569479709.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13668685

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 01:08:11 2020 No.13668700 File: 2.94 MB, 480x480, 1540631057421.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13668691

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 01:08:45 2020 No.13668704 File: 2.89 MB, 640x316, 1540756193323.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13668700

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 01:09:17 2020 No.13668708 File: 1.91 MB, 640x358, SoyLatte.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13668704

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 01:10:22 2020 No.13668712 >>13668691 Fucking disgusting, that chick doesn't even know how to juice a lemon

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 01:12:23 2020 No.13668716 >>13668484 Cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 02:07:54 2020 No.13668825 >>13666785 Why

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 02:09:51 2020 No.13668829 File: 928 KB, 480x480, Grilled fish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13668825 Some people just aren't very bright

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 02:09:58 2020 No.13668830 >>13667096 Dan Schneider's favorite meal

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 02:36:34 2020 No.13668901 >>13668684 >>13668685 More than one generic hot bitch does this shit??

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 03:37:23 2020 No.13669008 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, maggot_burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13668619

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 03:50:04 2020 No.13669029 >>13668901 The w*man made a whole music video about it. Seems to be completely scrubbed off the internet though. Anybody have a link to it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 03:56:16 2020 No.13669036 >>13667303 Some people deserve to be shot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 03:56:23 2020 No.13669037 File: 2.71 MB, 400x230, Surly king of the eggfort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:01:53 2020 No.13669048 >>13666782 imagine falling for it lol kys faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:07:38 2020 No.13669056 >>13667096 At least this dude knows how nails look

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:09:09 2020 No.13669058 >>13667984 >>13669036 Do you not have shrimp toast in your homeland? It's a popular chinese takeout appetiser

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:09:43 2020 No.13669059 >>13669029 Are you sure it wasn't just some stupid tiktok shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:11:27 2020 No.13669064 >>13666651 >rice paper >not using it for cooked spring rolls >using fruits in rice paper >using rice paper for anything sweet at all >ginger+peanut butter+maple syrup+soy sauce what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:18:12 2020 No.13669076 >>13669059 I'm sure it was a real thing. You can find many news articles and videos talking about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6WdI9JulEI

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:20:23 2020 No.13669080 >>13669076 >I'm sure it was a real thing Unfortunately tiktok is real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:23:00 2020 No.13669085 >>13669080 >Unfortunately tiktok is real. Ignored the link. Here's another you retarded American. Learn to read (and cook) https://www.today.com/food/woman-who-dipped-chicken-coke-releases-music-video-after-being-t146364

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:24:49 2020 No.13669087 >>13669058 Throwing away bread? Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:27:02 2020 No.13669092 File: 121 KB, 724x700, AmericanEducation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13669085 >Here's another you retarded American

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:28:40 2020 No.13669096 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:32:34 2020 No.13669099 >>13668700 i hate that i know where they stole these ideas from

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:36:44 2020 No.13669108 >>13666785 Same issue as the cold oil. If he did that with the plate being hot, it would have cooked and the white would have been maintained. Cooking cold is retarded. You need the element of fire. Just like in alchemy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:39:14 2020 No.13669113 >>13669085 Chill the fuck out. It was a joke. Also I don't want to watch shit on YouTube. Go rot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:41:10 2020 No.13669118 >>13669092 false

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:42:12 2020 No.13669120 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, How To Make the Perfect Omelette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:43:16 2020 No.13669122 File: 2.90 MB, 640x640, cooking rice in butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:45:50 2020 No.13669132 >>13669108 Are you suggesting that Jack isn't a talented wizard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 05:24:46 2020 No.13669247 File: 289 KB, 320x564, eggfort - origins.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13666684

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 05:41:06 2020 No.13669285 >>13669087 It's white bread. The mistake was not throwing away all of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 05:57:25 2020 No.13669310 >>13669122 that.... actually looks delicious. fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 05:59:02 2020 No.13669312 >>13669122 Kinda want to try doing something with peaches now. I don't cook with enough fruit really. I could easily roast some apples along with the potatoes and carrots for example.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 05:59:53 2020 No.13669314 File: 2.90 MB, 350x350, Prime Rib With Garlic Herb Butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13669122

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 06:07:56 2020 No.13669328 >>13669247 All the eggs

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 06:22:10 2020 No.13669352 >>13669132 I would never. He is the best in his kind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 06:32:19 2020 No.13669369 >>13669029 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-_C8Ycr7oA&feature=youtu.be I got you bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 06:32:42 2020 No.13669371 File: 2.83 MB, 648x350, Surly King.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13669247

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 06:35:12 2020 No.13669375 File: 294 KB, 868x994, 1571561211598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13669064 You limit yourself pretty often, eh? I remember being eleven.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 06:42:09 2020 No.13669396 File: 239 KB, 638x239, 1554676332287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13666762 never mind separating the egg, who the fuck cracks them like that. The sheer incompetence

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 07:02:54 2020 No.13669438 >>13669247 How does he stand on them without breaking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 07:21:01 2020 No.13669465 >>13666967 Wtf is that

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 07:22:56 2020 No.13669470 >>13669465 omelette made by a stroke victim

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 07:47:28 2020 No.13669508 >>13666651 Mmmm, sad-looking fruit artistically wrapped in a condom by a metrosexual, nom!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 07:55:09 2020 No.13669523 >>13667303 >tattoos >eats soy heh, some things are so predictable

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 08:11:41 2020 No.13669562 >>13669247 >you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 09:27:49 2020 No.13669750 >>13669120 ho lee fuk, of all the jack videos this is the one that really got me. the plate was half salsa

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 09:35:43 2020 No.13669780 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x536, jcfiogc.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13666841 Never forget that the chili competition he entered this in was FUCKING RIGGED!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 09:48:34 2020 No.13669804 >>13668716 Just wait when he can't find Chickypoo and they tell him he was last nights dinner

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 11:27:20 2020 No.13670021 >>13668700 Is that technically a sous-vide steak?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 11:32:36 2020 No.13670037 >>13669438 He wears very large shoes with very soft soles.

Anonymous Mon Feb 17 11:58:14 2020 No.13670115

>>13669780
Nothing infuriates me more than the way he leans over the lamest food humanity has ever come up with to try to look like a chef.
I won't say once more that americans are a disgrace to the human race but americans are a disgrace to the humans race.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 12:49:56 2020 No.13670263 >>13667062 what's the point of using egg as binder to close it if it gets cut away?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 12:57:30 2020 No.13670292 >>13666782 You really have to go back

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 13:04:19 2020 No.13670314 >>13669465 omelet made sous vide

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 13:25:59 2020 No.13670412 File: 169 KB, 1200x1200, image-20160630-30635-1j28qws.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13669804 >35 years later

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 13:49:25 2020 No.13670511 File: 55 KB, 640x480, 992157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13666762

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 13:51:10 2020 No.13670517 >>13668684 >>13668685 Goddammit whites, what the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 14:05:31 2020 No.13670575 >>13669096 How many eggs must he serve before he is granted release?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 14:08:24 2020 No.13670590 File: 1.52 MB, 640x360, 1557407767132.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 14:16:27 2020 No.13670622 >>13670412 Why does Albert Speer look like he's leading this parade? I know he was chief architect, but he looks so commanding over Hitler.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 14:18:00 2020 No.13670629 >>13670590 Yeah, I'm thinking she's rolling in dough. Both literally and figuratively, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 14:20:40 2020 No.13670642 >>13668684 Apparently she does this all the time to get on camera

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 14:34:23 2020 No.13670711 File: 52 KB, 874x360, EOPMPhgWkAAZ780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13669369 Based /ck/ bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 15:04:26 2020 No.13670871 >>13670622 Hitler was an autistic little twink who made the german teens cream their knickers. He was the bieber of his day

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 15:26:04 2020 No.13670939 >>13666651 >>13666706 >>13666762 >>13666841 >>13666932 >>13666967 >>13667303 >>13668691 >>13668700 >>13668704 >>13668829 >>13669008 >>13669120 >>13669122 >>13670590 Gross

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 15:29:54 2020 No.13670954 >>13670939 >this post >Jack webms are gross Wow, what a hot take...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 15:42:24 2020 No.13670998 File: 2.88 MB, 1280x720, Pancake Pen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13670954 Not all of them are gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 16:46:36 2020 No.13671271 File: 2.90 MB, 400x400, Curry Soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:20:03 2020 No.13671424 >>13669438 >>13670037 snow shoes

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:22:29 2020 No.13671432 >>13669314 I have my doubts about how well this would work for the beef itself. That said, that gravy would be off the fucking chain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:32:12 2020 No.13671462 >>13669465 diaper filled with garbage

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:34:28 2020 No.13671470 >>13668637 rent free

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:36:58 2020 No.13671475 >>13669804 assuming all kids are as retarded as you are

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:38:10 2020 No.13671480 >>13670517 rent free

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:42:01 2020 No.13671493 >>13669092 not even true though

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:43:02 2020 No.13671496 >>13669780 i was literally at that competition lol. his chili tasted as great as you expect t. grew up at the same church he went to

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:43:18 2020 No.13671498 >>13669120 im out of the loop, who is this lard bag?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:44:19 2020 No.13671502 >>13669438 same way bed of nails works

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:45:26 2020 No.13671508 >>13671496 >t. grew up at the same church he went to You know the great man? Tell us more sensei

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:49:22 2020 No.13671528 >>13671496 I don't want to be one of the naysayers, but depending upon your claim, I might have a few questions considering how prominently is his church featured in his videos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:53:22 2020 No.13671547 >>13671271 so its onions and potatoes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:56:42 2020 No.13671563 >>13669120 @2strokes.com Jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:58:10 2020 No.13671571 >>13669120 That ommlete was probably the closest he's ever come to making human-safe food, then he just shat all over it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 18:23:28 2020 No.13671662 >>13669120 the whole time I was watching this until his fat face showed up, I was thinking >THAT'S GOTTA BE J A C K

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 19:34:28 2020 No.13671986 >>13669122 How about you don't use 30000kcal worth of butter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 20:41:05 2020 No.13672300 >>13669122 that channel terrifies me

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 21:26:11 2020 No.13672553 >>13671496 Which one? The one in Tennessee is fairly recent

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 21:40:04 2020 No.13672606 >>13670590 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 22:09:17 2020 No.13672724 >>13669120 I'll give him credit for not dropping it all on the floor when folding the omelette out of the pan, probably the most dexterity he has ever shown

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 01:19:15 2020 No.13673380 >>13666651 >carbs

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 02:24:58 2020 No.13673579 File: 1.11 MB, 2560x1536, 1577684118809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13666651 ALL OF THE EGGS

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 02:38:25 2020 No.13673609 >>13670622 he's considerably more handsome and that makes your peepee hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 02:40:24 2020 No.13673617 >>13669122 The chicken seems like it would be good, but that rice would be ridiculously rich. It would be a glutenous blob of chicken fat and butter if it started to get cold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 02:45:50 2020 No.13673623 >>13671547 Eh, that's the vegetable base of most curries. It's probably fine, if a little bland.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 02:53:14 2020 No.13673643 >>13669247 poor man will never get out of there

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 03:01:45 2020 No.13673658 >>13669092 >when you're in such a constant state of cope that you have to make up false shit regarding A&W Jesus Christ world get your shit together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 03:05:51 2020 No.13673665 >>13670115 rent free

Anonymous Tue Feb 18 03:08:31 2020 No.13673666

HOLY KEK GUYS
OP SPECIFICALLY SAID "NO EGGS" AND GET THIS
YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT
A BUNCH OF ANONYMOUS 4CHANNERS
PFFFFFAHAHAAAA
THEY POSTED
EGGS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGHGHGHGAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA CAN YOU SAY EPIC BASEDPILLED GAMER MOMENT!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXD

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 03:10:34 2020 No.13673672 >>13671498 go back toreddit faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 03:19:53 2020 No.13673682 >>13668700 You know the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 03:49:07 2020 No.13673730 >>13670115 OBSESSED imagine constantly shit talking a country while at the same time your whole life revolves around using things invented there

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:01:07 2020 No.13673762 >>13671563 >>13669120 isnt it 3 strokes now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:57:12 2020 No.13673884 >>13667062 reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTgGXD_AHy0

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 05:25:24 2020 No.13673927 File: 106 KB, 1280x720, 1540998336767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673579

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 05:27:15 2020 No.13673929 File: 325 KB, 400x889, egg king.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673643 He's not locked in there with them. They're locked in there with him!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 05:35:09 2020 No.13673947 >>13673762 and an amputated diabetes foot

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 07:36:54 2020 No.13674165 File: 2.84 MB, 1280x720, egg juggler steak master.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 07:53:42 2020 No.13674211 >>13674165 King of the Eggfort vs Egg Juggler Who wins?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 08:29:24 2020 No.13674291 >>13669470 "victim"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 08:35:53 2020 No.13674302 >>13666667 Hey buddy, if i pay a thousand bucks for some useless watch, i want everyone to notice. I'll wear it aroud my neck with a chain just to spite you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 08:36:36 2020 No.13674303 >>13668484 Aww

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 08:38:47 2020 No.13674306 >>13666706 Fuck i hate my generation. Useless pussies, all of them. Wait...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 08:40:39 2020 No.13674311 >>13669099 Pray tell, faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 08:41:56 2020 No.13674314 File: 70 KB, 1024x903, 1580177276723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13669120 >2strokes.com Prophetic

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 08:49:49 2020 No.13674326 >>13669247 How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 08:55:01 2020 No.13674335 >>13674211 Dex vs Str

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 09:05:22 2020 No.13674348 File: 144 KB, 1000x750, ⁄ck⁄ webm threads.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 09:05:47 2020 No.13674349 >>13670998 >can't even handle flour without making a fucking mess how does he manages to get dressed in the morning?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 09:09:04 2020 No.13674355 >>13674349 With help from his wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 14:48:17 2020 No.13675474 File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, American Style Sushi Dinner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 14:48:22 2020 No.13675475 File: 2.97 MB, 660x720, cooking with abby.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 16:28:51 2020 No.13675844 >>13675475 >that schnoz

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 16:33:26 2020 No.13675867 >>13675475 i thought i was safe from the khazar milkers on this board

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 16:57:24 2020 No.13675976 >>13669523 >falling for le soy meme soy sauce ain't gonna give ya tiddies, nigger. your 72oz of coke will, though

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 16:59:10 2020 No.13675984 >>13675867 we all did, but this is the one jew we must keep safe

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 17:05:30 2020 No.13676012 >>13668704 I wonder why Indian food is known for having fecal matter in it...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 17:23:22 2020 No.13676065 >>13668704 >Indian humour

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 17:41:54 2020 No.13676158 >>13670021 No, it actually has a crust

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 17:44:52 2020 No.13676174 >>13675474 home made sushi always looks so messy and pathetic

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 17:44:54 2020 No.13676175 >>13666706 this must have been quite surreal for that indian girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 18:07:51 2020 No.13676264 File: 2.91 MB, 300x300, Area 51 Alien Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 18:20:34 2020 No.13676335 File: 2.86 MB, 1200x674, 1569029665349.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 18:30:56 2020 No.13676368 >>13669804 >he

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 18:37:31 2020 No.13676399 >>13674165 5/5 enjoyed it would enjoy it during my meal

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 18:44:53 2020 No.13676435 >>13674165 ok that's cool he aight

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 18:45:44 2020 No.13676442 >>13669247 F for all of China's food supply

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 18:46:49 2020 No.13676447 >>13676335 HAHAHA SO WACKY XD UPVOTED

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 18:54:05 2020 No.13676469 >>13666762 fucking Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 19:05:17 2020 No.13676518 >>13667178 >this kills the crab

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 19:10:13 2020 No.13676543 File: 2.77 MB, 640x360, Crab.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13676518

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 19:27:13 2020 No.13676634 >>13667062 >we know

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 19:37:56 2020 No.13676688 File: 11 KB, 454x520, 1563530112673.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >1569029665349.webm (2.86 MB, 1200x674)

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 19:54:54 2020 No.13676799 >>13674348 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 20:34:47 2020 No.13676972 >>13669247 I heard the Caverns of Isengard music in my head as I watched this

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 20:42:28 2020 No.13677010 >>13675474 Fucks up the cut, push forward fast and then down and back. t. sushi fag

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 22:01:09 2020 No.13677358 >>13675475 Ben shapiro's sister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 22:36:59 2020 No.13677492 File: 759 KB, 3328x2496, meal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13667303 this is the most autistic thing i've seen in a long time. this nigga can't even cut the bread without struggling...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 22:40:41 2020 No.13677512 File: 2.08 MB, 232x360, 1517830466472.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13668684 she's cute as hell boys don't hate. i mean pepsi tho? wierd as hell i agree. she probly does anal

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 22:52:37 2020 No.13677553 >>13670115 how you gon hate from outside tha club!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 22:54:18 2020 No.13677562 >>13676264 I don't understand the appeal of remolding store bought cookies into what looks like way worse cookies. Who the fuck would ever willingly eat a giant lump of oreo filling and condensed milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 22:57:31 2020 No.13677584 >>13668708 >this machine exists >he specifically chose this face We're doomed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 23:12:07 2020 No.13677679 >>13669122 This isn't bad, it's like a confit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 23:18:14 2020 No.13677702 >>13671547 Curried potatoes, served typically with chickpeas, braised chicken/beef, and a roti.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 23:35:12 2020 No.13677761 >>13668700 >dude check out these food hacks for if you ever want to cook a real meal while on vacation in a motel I would really rather just go out to eat dinner instead of cook salmon in a coffee machine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 23:39:25 2020 No.13677772 >>13666651 those are summer rolls, not spring rolls an entirely different food product

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 23:40:39 2020 No.13677775 >>13669087 Make croutons or bread crumbs with what you don't use. Or just don't cut them off in the first place, autismo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 23:40:48 2020 No.13677776 >>13667303 The filename made me think it was a prawn sammich. The fuck did I just watch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 23:41:02 2020 No.13677777 tryina git a get

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 23:51:22 2020 No.13677811 >>13676543 F

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 00:03:42 2020 No.13677851 File: 60 KB, 690x960, 1564696339877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675475

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 00:05:34 2020 No.13677856 >>13677777 Good job then

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 00:07:44 2020 No.13677861 >>13677777 holy mother of checked >>13677775 >>13677776 >>13677777 >all within digits of each other The probabilities of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 00:26:06 2020 No.13677916 >>13673666 Worked and seething

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 00:49:18 2020 No.13677978 >>13666841 Does he know how much salt is in canned goods?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 00:55:51 2020 No.13677994 >>13667178 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMwSNDRP90o

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 01:24:47 2020 No.13678071 File: 128 KB, 960x960, 6BAEA532-51E2-43EF-9317-B850064EFE97.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675475

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 01:32:47 2020 No.13678086 >>13666841 Isn't this the chili he entered into his church's chili competition? He lost pretty badly, apparently, and started complaining about how the shit was rigged. That brisket is also a year old, he says

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 01:56:11 2020 No.13678119 >>13678086 No.

Anonymous Wed Feb 19 01:57:10 2020 No.13678123

>>13671271
>salt, to taste
>pepper, to taste
yeah sure, let me just season to taste is essentially just a bunch of fucking sweated onions and garlic, that will for sure be useful for judging the seasoning to a dish that I will later add a fuckton of liquid to.

>>	skitz Wed Feb 19 02:55:33 2020 No.13678244 >>13670517 americans not whites

>>	skitz Wed Feb 19 02:58:40 2020 No.13678252 >>13673666 dilate

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 03:56:54 2020 No.13678412 >>13676335 >they're all wrong fucking stupid

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 05:36:58 2020 No.13678661 File: 2.95 MB, 1080x606, drunk girl oksikset.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13667303

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 06:21:11 2020 No.13678749 >>13678661 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrimp_toast You seriously don't have this in your country?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 06:22:52 2020 No.13678760 >>13675474 that has to be the most pathetic sushi roll i have seen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 06:54:42 2020 No.13678840 File: 7 KB, 316x400, 1580617861303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677777 checked, very nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 07:27:02 2020 No.13678917 File: 2.28 MB, 853x480, faggotfood.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 07:28:37 2020 No.13678925 >>13666651 my god this shit looks so fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 07:30:01 2020 No.13678930 >>13666841 This looks truly awful

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 07:31:18 2020 No.13678937 >>13668700 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 07:34:52 2020 No.13678942 >>13669314 >rest for two hours I too like my steak cold and tough

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 07:36:45 2020 No.13678947 File: 9 KB, 280x200, 280full.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673579 >YOU HAVE TO WATCH IIIIT

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 07:39:27 2020 No.13678952 >>13667303 Not supposed to have that much prawn paste on it. Greedy Americans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 07:53:10 2020 No.13678989 >>13669058 I assume you're another Australian?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 07:58:47 2020 No.13679004 >>13674211 I do not fear the man who cracks 1000 eggs, I fear the man that cracks just 1.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 08:27:23 2020 No.13679093 >>13678942 doesn't look tough

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 09:40:28 2020 No.13679292 >>13678952 >A BLOO BLOO AMERICA Obsessed. Can't wait until Daddy Trump nukes whatever shithole you call home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 09:45:41 2020 No.13679307 >>13679292 The only one getting upset is you fatass. You must be super gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 09:54:17 2020 No.13679329 >>13678917 >faggotfood Seriously Americans are such uncultured trash, if you actually ate the food in the video you people wouldn't be so obese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 11:20:08 2020 No.13679558 >>13678917 Fellas, is it gay to eat your vegetables?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 11:53:33 2020 No.13679647 >>13679329 >DURR AMERICANS Rent free

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 12:09:08 2020 No.13679697 >>13679329 the full video shows that they actually injected/infused the food with semen and estrogen so i felt the filename was fitting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 12:10:52 2020 No.13679701 >>13676543 This kills the crab

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 12:46:54 2020 No.13679847 >>13679647 also foreskin free amiright ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 13:04:45 2020 No.13679924 >>13679847 hehe

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 13:07:01 2020 No.13679934 File: 130 KB, 1280x720, D2C14BF1-2EC3-4140-B351-E4291E4373EC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13666651 >no eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 14:16:38 2020 No.13680176 File: 1.38 MB, 200x360, Salt Bae.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 16:21:31 2020 No.13680765 >>13680176 wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 16:23:17 2020 No.13680774 >>13679847 hehe oh you

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 16:26:23 2020 No.13680779 >>13666651 I bet you're vegan

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 16:36:59 2020 No.13680816 File: 2.91 MB, 300x300, Vegan Raw Pecan Tacos With Tabitha Brown.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13680779

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 16:43:57 2020 No.13680844 >>13680765 salt bae is a very complex man

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 16:53:04 2020 No.13680881 >>13666667 sorry had to flex on all yall niggas

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 16:58:43 2020 No.13680899 >>13676972 >If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall >>Even if it is breached, it would take a number beyond reckoning — thousands — to storm the keep >Tens of thousands. >>But my lord there is no such force https://youtu.be/TQq4LjSF2rc?t=39

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 16:59:35 2020 No.13680905 >>13666651 >No eggs edition >posts webm with a woman in it >two ovaries fulla eggs Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 17:10:03 2020 No.13680947 >>13673682 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 17:42:40 2020 No.13681063 >>13676065 It's not exactly humour when it's a perfect reflection of reality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 17:56:26 2020 No.13681099 >>13671986 That's a meal for like 8ish people, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 18:01:22 2020 No.13681116 >>13680816 >liquid amiibos

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 18:14:08 2020 No.13681165 >>13675475 Name, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 21:26:28 2020 No.13682030 >>13669247 I'm cum

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 21:50:47 2020 No.13682122 >>13667303 shrimp toast is great. smell can clear out a room though

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 22:33:39 2020 No.13682285 >>13680816 It was painful to watch her cut that mango. I felt embarrassed for her.

Anonymous Thu Feb 20 00:39:01 2020 No.13682674

So since this is basically a ja/ck/ thread, I wanted to ask, does anyone at all even follow him anymore? From what I can tell after his third stroke he couldn't even do anything himself and now every single video he makes has likes hidden, comments turned off and barely gets a few thousand views. Even his social media accounts are private. I never liked the guy but it's a pretty sad conclusion to the trainwreck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 00:51:53 2020 No.13682725 >>13681165 Abigail "Khazar Milk Truk" Shapiro

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 05:05:09 2020 No.13683245 File: 43 KB, 480x360, 1568774025677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675844

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 05:33:08 2020 No.13683279 >>13680816 party cheese salad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 05:46:25 2020 No.13683295 >>13682674 god damn you, i just sifted through 100 pages of kiwi that i missed since last visiting, jack is still waiting for the third stroke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 06:58:45 2020 No.13683429 >>13666841 lol, that friggin' file name!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 09:09:12 2020 No.13683777 >>13667303 this stuffs pretty big in australian chinese fast food pretty good desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 09:23:50 2020 No.13683807 >>13677562 It's nice. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 09:26:47 2020 No.13683822 >>13668685 >>13668684 this is the same girl right

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 09:27:49 2020 No.13683826 >>13679847 any reason why you're obsessed with american cocks

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 10:24:53 2020 No.13684027 >Same webms every time Wow what a great board

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 12:40:15 2020 No.13684519 >>13669118 >>13671493 >>13673658 Dude's being a dickweed but he's not wrong about this one folks. http://thresholdresistance.com/2015/04/16/mcdonalds-new-third-pounder-may-not-add-up/

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 12:43:13 2020 No.13684532 >>13669120 For FUCK'S sake Jack, that omlette actually looked decent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 13:17:48 2020 No.13684645 >>13678947 >I HAVE TO SHOW YOU IIIIT

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 15:23:45 2020 No.13685045 >>13684519 There's absolutely no proof. There's just a study about an A&W product done by A&W.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 15:37:37 2020 No.13685088 >>13674165 ok, so how do i fucking eat that? do i just get served the yolk? because the whites look like they are already burnt. fucking dumb

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 15:44:40 2020 No.13685107 File: 2.93 MB, 240x240, Baja Bánh Mì.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13684027 >complain about content >don't post anything Begone

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 21:02:02 2020 No.13686283 >>13683245 But he has a jew nose...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 21:17:47 2020 No.13686337 >>13683826 same reason everyone is obsessed with gore things

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 21:22:12 2020 No.13686347 >>13685107 what an insane amount of extra, unnecessary work for something that really doesnt taste that interesting. im sure so many of these asinine steps could be skipped or replaced with simpler methods.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 21:33:34 2020 No.13686384 >>13666782 >the joke >you

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 20 22:06:39 2020 No.13686496 >>13666684 You absoloute rapscallion, you won't get away with this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:29:56 2020 No.13687098 >>13685107 God damn it i fucking hate the random zoom ins. Also that looks absolutely disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:36:24 2020 No.13687123 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, crab1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13684027 CRAB

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:37:29 2020 No.13687128 File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, crab2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687123 C RAB

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:38:32 2020 No.13687137 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, crab3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687128 CR AB

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:39:36 2020 No.13687140 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, crab4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687137 CRA B

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:40:41 2020 No.13687142 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, crab5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687140 CRAB >CRAB

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:41:45 2020 No.13687149 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, crab6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687142 CRA B >C RAB

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:42:25 2020 No.13687151 >>13687123 >>13687128 >>13687137 >>13687140 >>13687142 >>13687149 :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:42:49 2020 No.13687153 File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, crab7.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687149 CR AB >CR AB

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:43:53 2020 No.13687155 File: 2.77 MB, 640x360, crab8a.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687153 >>13687151 C RAB >CRA B

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:44:57 2020 No.13687159 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, crab8b.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687155 CRAB >CRAB BRAC

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:46:00 2020 No.13687161 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, crab9.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687159 CRA B >C RAB B RAC

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:46:30 2020 No.13687163 File: 1.22 MB, 640x640, macburger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13669120 everything looked good until he had to pour all that salsa, why jack, why!?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:47:05 2020 No.13687165 File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, crab10a.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687161 CR AB >CR AB BR AC

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:48:09 2020 No.13687169 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, crab10b.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687165 CRA B >C RAB BRA C

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:49:12 2020 No.13687175 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, crab11.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687169 CRAB >CRAB CRAB >CRAB

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:50:16 2020 No.13687180 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, crab12.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687175 crab.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:51:19 2020 No.13687182 File: 1.11 MB, 720x720, threatening crab.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687123 >>13687128 >>13687137 >>13687140 >>13687142 >>13687149 >>13687153 >>13687155 >>13687159 >>13687161 >>13687165 >>13687169 >>13687175 >>13687180

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 00:57:51 2020 No.13687199 >>13671432 Last Thanksgiving I made roasted garlic rosemary butter and rubbed it under the turkey's skin before cooking, the gravy it made was incredible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 01:50:13 2020 No.13687349 boil crab in pepsi max

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 02:02:02 2020 No.13687383 >>13678942 it said turn off the oven and rest for 2 hours without opening the door. The oven would stay warm for quite awhile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 02:04:41 2020 No.13687392 >>13669780 >tons of butter >and oil wtf?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 02:29:17 2020 No.13687453 >>13674348 underrated

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 03:12:51 2020 No.13687566 >>13668700 Since when fish farm salmon is healthy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 03:16:06 2020 No.13687571 >>13680816 Kosher salt, no thank you do not want my foreskin to dry and fall off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 03:41:52 2020 No.13687644 >>13668700 >steak sear completely changes from when they open the foil to when they go to cut it Why do they do this so often

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 04:05:30 2020 No.13687707 >>13669037 HOW U T

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 05:15:41 2020 No.13687881 >>13687707 He just egg sits.

Anonymous Fri Feb 21 10:51:36 2020 No.13688736

>>13670115
Idk i dont think its an atempt to make him look like a pro, so much as to make it look far more labor intensive than it is. So when he slides that thing at his wifes son at the end it seems like more of a labor of love than just a sandwich the kid never asked for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 11:16:43 2020 No.13688831 >>13669247 Mother of god.

Anonymous Fri Feb 21 14:56:55 2020 No.13689516

>>13669092
That's not even true. Even poorly educated people are aware that a quarter is smaller than a half even if they only learned it from using quarters and half dollars. Maybe if we're talking about an all black area they'd both be too stupid to figure this out and have no experience handling money due to exclusively using welfare.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 15:05:08 2020 No.13689529 >>13666706 Americans will eat anything huh

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 15:08:24 2020 No.13689538 >>13669064 Even if it's a confused westerner way of using it, I think it would make more sense using something like sweet sticky rice with mango (or other soft fruit). Large apple slices inside rice paper doesn't seem appealing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 15:12:15 2020 No.13689548 >>13669562 Lol someone post it. I know one of you homos has it

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 15:12:48 2020 No.13689553 >>13670021 It's literally flat ironed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 15:16:39 2020 No.13689570 >>13670517 She's a sleepy eyed hispanic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 15:21:17 2020 No.13689595 >>13671271 What's with recipes like this using raw button mushrooms? Maybe it's just me not liking raw, plain mushrooms. Do people really eat them that way?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 16:16:21 2020 No.13689802 Can anyone please post the webm with puff pastry being cut into different patterns and filled with simple fillings to make danishes and stuff?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 16:17:52 2020 No.13689806 File: 2.93 MB, 400x400, Pastries.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 16:35:36 2020 No.13689864 >>13680816 pecan tacos could be good if done correctly

Anonymous Fri Feb 21 16:49:09 2020 No.13689924

>>13666651
I don't have anything against the idea itself but I wouldn't be proud of that result. These are underfilled, look sad and the sauces are unimaginative and their consistency would, in my mind, ruin the texture of the rolls.
>That amount of chilli flakes
Doesn't take a chef to know there's something fishy going on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:01:33 2020 No.13689990 >>13669369 Who in their right mind would think it's okay to rip off "La danse des canards" for their shitty pop song ?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:12:32 2020 No.13690041 >>13669122 FIVE FUCKING POUNDS OF BUTTER ?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 17:32:26 2020 No.13690126 >>13676174 Yours maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 18:12:08 2020 No.13690267 >>13687566 Depends on what they feed it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 18:15:47 2020 No.13690291 >>13689806 Sorry for the delayed response, but thank you for posting it so quick

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 18:26:28 2020 No.13690329 >>13687123 >>13687128 >>13687137 >>13687140 >>13687142 >>13687149 >>13687153 >>13687155 >>13687159 >>13687161 >>13687165 >>13687169 >>13687175 >>13687180 what fucking restaurant? I've got 500k and NEED to eat there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 18:56:34 2020 No.13690454 >>13678917 dolmas, yes please

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 19:13:18 2020 No.13690532 >>13671496 That's Jon Favreau in the movie Chef anon, I don't think you're telling the truth

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 20:00:55 2020 No.13690751 >>13686337 yeah, pretty cool watching some American cocks tear apart your mom's pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 20:02:59 2020 No.13690754 >>13680816 is that a man?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 20:04:31 2020 No.13690761 >>13686283 he's a man, so he has value beyond his appearance

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 21:46:22 2020 No.13691133 >>13678917 What the fuck is going on with the olive oil shooters? I don't have Marie's Italian Tomato Sauce in gif form, so have a reupload https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2lWuoMV3I&list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 21 21:49:37 2020 No.13691145 >>13691133 That has to be some of the worst camerawork I have ever seen.

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