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I believe once in your lifetime you should eat what's your sign.
I'm a scorpio, guess it's ok fried.

>> No.13666997
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13666997

I'm a Sagitarius. Sadly for your beliefs, the only part of a horse I'm interested in eating is the vagina and butthole, and probably not in the way you intend!

>> No.13667000

>>13666985
Im an Aries, which is a Ram right? vegetarian though

>> No.13667001

>>13666985
I'm a Gemini, the fuck am I gonna eat, twins?

>> No.13667006
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13667006

>capricorn
Well, I'm halfway there.

>> No.13667010

>>13667001
Keep cracking eggs until you find one with a double yolk then eat it.

>>13666985
I ain't eatin' no lion.

>> No.13667022
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13667022

>>13667010
A housecat would be close enough.

>> No.13667046

>>13667022
So what you're saying is that a cat is fine, too?

>> No.13667057

how can I when Dragons aren't real

>> No.13667064

>>13667057
wtf sign is meant to be a dragon?

>> No.13667067

>>13667057
Komodo dragon, bearded dragon...

>> No.13667073

Aries. Am icelandic so eat those things all the time.

>> No.13667083

>>13666985
>grins in Pisces

>> No.13667086

>>13667064
He's probably confusing it with the chinese zodiac.

>> No.13667095

>>13666985
How do I eat a virgin?

>> No.13667101
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13667101

Aquarius here
I drink water all the time and I love it
You’re onto something here OP

>> No.13667109

>>13667095
You can literally eat anything that you know hasn't had sex

>> No.13667121

>>13667067
>the list doesn't go on, but i'll use ellipses to imply that it does

>> No.13667130

>>13667095
How can I tell you're an incel or just a 14 yo strayed away from /co/
'Eat'

>> No.13667182

>>13666985
>capricorn
I did eat goat once. Wasn't impressed, prefer lamb.

>> No.13667192

>>13666985
Libra. Not sure if it counts but I've put coke on my gums that a was measured with a scale.

>> No.13667217
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13667217

>>13666985
>Aquarius
Oh boy, water...

Actually, today is my birthday.

>> No.13667225

>>13667217
>Actually, today is my birthday.
Hopefully it's the last.

>> No.13667233

>>13667217
happy birthday aquabra

>> No.13667252

>tfw when I have to eat a fucking lion

Can I just have my moon instead?

>> No.13667253
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13667253

>Virgo
What am I supposed to eat?

>> No.13667260

>>13667217
Why should rebellious and eccentric even unpredictable be negative traits?
/makesnosense.txt

>> No.13667268

>>13667260
it was made by an earth sign, only explanation

>> No.13667269

>>13667217
Happy birthday anon!

>> No.13667323

>>13667253
When you get a little older you will find out how to eat a girl out.

>> No.13667327

>>13667010
>>13667022
There's a Cantonese dish that follows that sort of logic ("tiger" is cat meat, "phoenix" is chicken meat, "dragon" is snake meat)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_tiger_phoenix

>> No.13667329

>>13667217
>Oh boy, water...
Water bearer. You gotta eat someone carrying a water bottle.

>> No.13667380

>>13667073
How is it? There's desert bighorn sheep here but I've never looked at eating one.

>> No.13667419

>>13667253
start listening to black metal and become satanist, once you've joined a cult, your meal will come.. eventually..

>> No.13667468

>>13667419
Black metal is just a ploy to gather virgins up AS sacrificial cannibal meals for Satanic bankers

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13667613

>cancer so crab
Off to the kinoplex I go.

>> No.13667665

>>13666985
>libra
i dont know what the fuck im supposed to eat here senpai

>> No.13667686

>>13667665
fish scales maybe?

>> No.13667696

>>13666985
I'm a Taurus.

I eat my sign all the time.

>> No.13667794

>>13666985
Yeah, I'm not eating scales anon

>> No.13667907

>>13666997
Based

>> No.13667918

>>13666985
I'm Leo so lion meat, but I'm vegan

>> No.13668022

>>13667918
eat a vegan lion then.