/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13658393
I ordered desert at a restaurant after eating a full meal once. Learned my lesson...

>>13658393
Ate an entire New Yorker pizza

>>13658397
I’m sure I wrote dessert. I think my autocorrect is fucking with me, or I must be as retarded as everyone here keeps telling me I am.

I smoked a bunch of weed, got extremely high, and ate this prepared with a full pound of chicken. I wasn't embarrassed about it until my mom asked me "Did you eat all of that?". I must have looked like a deer in headlights.

>>13658404
You should have responded "DUDE"

Mixed up a whole bowl of cake mix and just ate the batter.

>>13658393
went to cinnabon and bought icing only and ate it straight.

>>13658403
STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards. So when you're stressed, just grab a couple of cookies. Everything in the world feels right, when the delicious smelling, buttery soft, sweet melts into each corner of your mouth...oh, and the crunch of the chocolate chips...pure heaven!!”

>>13658393
>3 tubes of pringles
lightweight

went to the buffet at a casino the other day

> 4 trips to the prime rib window
> a large chili relleno
> bowl of chili
> gourmet slider
> full plate of broccoli
> 1/2 plate canned pears
> 1/2 plate cantoloupe
> 1 scoop of steamed vegetables
> scoop of mashed potatoes with gravy
> 2 slices of pizza
> 1 gourmet slider

I was in pain for 3 hours after I finished
> small slice of cheese cake

>>13658520
I’m not fat. I don’t eat for comfort. I eat when I’m hungry, and that only happens two or three times a day.

>>13658393
I don't know if they are still around, but here in Italy they used to sell literal jugs of nutella like pic related, brought one of those and a lot of bread from a local bakery and went ham on it, thinking about it now it makes me want to vomit.

>>13658393
I more than once have eaten 2 pound blocks of cheese/cheese product for dinner.

>>13658877
>checked
>doesn't eat for comfort
Not gonna bash you for being a normie, just going to try and be happy for you.

Before I lost weight, I would eat party size Oreo treys every few days during the summer. I figured my summer strength and conditioning would just cancel it out.

I made a 12” pizookie yesterday with a friend, I couldn’t even eat an 8th of it. Being skinny is a blessing and a curse

ate 3 big jars of nutella with a spoon in one setting
spent 60 € on a burger king order once

>>13658393
poured a quarter of a container of ranch dressing on a red baron pizza, folded it, and ate it in one sitting. I didn't throw up after.

Ate an entire box of Oreos in less than 20 minutes, threw up, then proceeded to eat a second box and throw up again

>>13658900
fucking hell m8

>>13658393
dude

>>13658929
I have digestive issues, I’m limited to what I can eat and eating is hell for me. I love to cook things for my wife and kids. Seeing them enjoy what I make them is far more rewarding that enjoying it myself. I grew up neglected. Hungry. Not poor, parents just didn’t care. One of the best feelings in the world is knowing my kids are happy and full, and they know they are loved. I’m pretty fucking far from being a normie, food just hurts and eating sucks. Cooking tho, love it.

A jar of mayonnaise.

Let me explain. I was out hiking in the Olympic Peninsula and got lost. Like... 'Fuck I'm gonna die' lost. In my backpack I only had left over shit I picked up at the store for camp. Tin foil, motor oil, porno mags, and a big jar of mayo. Anyways, I start getting freaked out, and I'm high too, so not helping things. I follow small rillls until I saw them become creeks and figured I could chase them down to a road or something. Nope. Maybe ten hours spent walking through the thickest brush you ever seen until I just went in the river and walked in it. I found no road. Pitch black out, I made fire and sat there warming up, wondering if my buddies had called police and shit. I was starving, keep in mind I just trekked four most of the day. I remembered the jar of mayo.

I ate the mayo. I was good.

In the morning I walked not even 10 minutes before finding the road into camp. An hour later I was back in the van, fresh oil and porno with me. But those fucking assholes would eat their sandwiches dry. Other than that, the Pacific Northwest is really beautiful.

Got 2 stories
Got drunk and made and ate 6 instant noodle packs with 6 eggs and the sauce packs.
I spent about a hour on the toilet trying to shit out a brick.

Second one is not me but a mate who I went on holiday with.
In a group of 5 and we are spending a week in multiple Asian countries.
He obese and won't eat a lot of random food like vegetables and seafood.
We go out order like 8 dishes to share every time and everything tastes really fucking good.
He eats only the meat then complains he constipated so he buys these cheese puff twistes things eat them.
After that one time he buys the large bags and eats 6-10 bags of them every day and almost stops eating any local food.
Spends a holiday eating fuck i my bags of chips because he won't eat Asian food.
We just stop caring and eat without him.

>>13658393
I deep fried Pop Tarts

The worst thing is probably eating a whole medium pizza from Dominos along with a drink and some bread sticks; did this a few times in college. Outside of that I don't really go too crazy in a single meal. These days the worst I'll do is get a burger (almost always a Dave's Double with cheese) at Wendy's and then drive over to get a Blizzard at Dairy Queen. Even that only happens maybe 5-6 times a year.

>>13658393
I once had a weird craving for something sweet and drank a jug of hazelnut coffeemate.

>>13658393
One night, my old roommate and I were sitting around drinking, and we were figuring out if we wanted to cook something or just get fast food..

None of my suggestions made it very far, and then he mentioned chicken nuggets from McDicks.

We had been day drinking and hadn't really eaten anything all day, and we had spent the better part of 90-120 minutes talking about food, so we were RAVENOUS.

McNuggets sounded fucking awesome. So I ask him how many he's going to get, and he says, "forty, fucking duh." Unfortunately, that was the same number that I had arrived at.

So as we're getting ready to leave, i tell him that we cannot take the same vehicle. It's far too shameful to roll up to McDonalds and ask for fucking 80 nuggets. He initially refuses, but after reasoning with him, he realizes my argument is valid.

So he took his truck and I took my sedan, leaving from the same house, going to the same McDonalds, to order the same fucking order and returning to the same house.

He got his right away, but mine took time and were good as shit.

>>13659691
Please kys for being a drunk driver, and for being the friend of a drunk driver.

>>13658393
Pringles have a whole bunch of Hebrew writing on them lol

>>13659691
>fascist pepe
>absolute degenerate
Sure, anon...

>>13659691
just order 4 20pc nuggets, that sounds better than saying "80 nuggies"

>>13659702
Frig off liberal, drink driving is badass

Whenever I goto a buffet I eat until I vomit. I'm actually fit though, just want my money's worth. Gotta bulk up.

>>13658393
ated the whole pizza

i'm not suited to be a fatty

>>13659723
Die.

i used to get a 16" quattro fomaggio pizza from this local place after drinking, sometimes an eclair and eat it in one sitting. more recently instead of that, it usually became two large pizzas from papa johns since they have the $10 parmesan crust pizza deal. i would eat one or one and a half at night and the rest after i woke up, never felt so dehydrated even though i would periodically wake up and down what came to about 4-5 liters of water throughout the night.

surprisingly i am bordering underweight, though coming from being in good shape most of my muscle has been replaced with fat so i look pretty gross anyway. recently i've stopped these abhorrent weekly binges.

>>13659702
I appreciate the sentiment, I abhor drunk driving, but as I mentioned, we spent hours talking about it.

Before we made the drive we sobered up substantially.

Drunk driving is stupid and you shouldn't do it. Not only do you risk other peoples' lives, but if you get caught, you get to pay the state tens of thousands of dollars.

>>13659718
>pepe

>>13659721
I don't think that's any worse.

>>13659756
Buzzed driving is drunk driving.

>>13659782
No it's fucking not, and the law dictates that.

>>13659785
>it's the law so I can't hit a kid due to slowed reaction times

I was in Peace Corps, spent two years in Liberia. On my flight back I bought like a dozen of those little sleeves of oreoes they sell that only have like 5 oreoes in them, at them all, then bought another dozen and a bag of gummi worms.

>>13659072
Why would you get high while hiking?

>>13659738
Just drank a pint off vodka, got my order from mcdonalds, it's starting to kick in hard, only a 20 minute drive though

shit ton of mcdonalds

>>13659819
sauce?

Friend and I know of an abandoned factory that we have gone to since kids. It's about a mile into the woods in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a small unkempt road leading in. We got drunk and shot a shitload of pidgeons with our pellet rifles and just did general urbex shit. After a few hours we were starving. Ended up at a Dennys around 4 am. I don't fully remember what I got but it was like $40 worth of Dennys and I know I got a massive dessert at the end. I probably took in like 6k calories that night from alcohol and food

>>13658393

I'll be honest, I'm an obese piece of shit. I am 5'7 and as for 3 days ago passed the 400lbs mark. I've been shit on my whole life and everyone makes fun of me. I'm fucking only 21 years old yet I am fucking BALDING as bad as a 60 year old man. My dick is small, my only friend is my bird and food. I eat 4000-6000 calories a day. I order food twice a day because I am too ashamed to go out. I have my groceries delivered to me often and I won't leave the house for weeks. I will go through what would normally be 2-3 weeks of food for 1 person in a few days. My favorite meals are pepperoni and bacon pizza with ranch, french fries, bacon cheese burgers and chicken strips. I eat this daily and usually one pint of Ben&Jerry's or a full chocolate cake. I want to die. I don't care anymore.

The most food I've ever consumed in one sitting was 1 large dominoes pepperoni and double cheese pizza, a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon and a side of fries, a double bacon cheeseburger and fries, 2 buckets of KFC chicken, an order of tenders, mashed potatoes, fries, 10 perogies, with bacon, fried onion and sour cream, a turkey club sandwich with a large bag of sweet chili heat doritos, a large order of butter chicken, side of basmati rice, 3 slices of naan bread and a slice of roti, half a chocolate cheesecake, a bar of kitkat, bar of 3 musketeers, pint of rocky road ice cream and oreos. I ate the entire thing over a period of maybe 7 or 8 hours.I watched the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy and went through a bottle of vodka as well.

>>13658438
wow...

>>13659858
ever had sex

>>13659858
I assume that you are a neet, how are you affording all this food? I'd recommend some form of fasting to lose weight, it feels easier than eating small meals that won't nearly satiate a man of your size. Seriously bro you have to make some sort of plan to address your weight ASAP, imagine how much harder it'll be to get healthy if you balloon to 600lbs before getting the motivation

>>13658917
Are you Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny?

I once ate a whole pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream in one sitting. Shit's like 5k calories

>>13659894

I have a moderate inheritance that I put to work so I make about $45,000 a year without actually doing anything. It's not much but it's passive income that allows me to live.

>>13658393
After a week long field exercise in the army I ate two family buckets of KFC.

>>13658393
Bought a 100ct nugget tray from Chick-fil-a. Ate the whole thing myself.

Ordered doordash, dont remember what it was. Then I placed a second order to get a piece of cheesecake from cheesecake factory

>>13659908
>tfw slaving my life away when pieces of garbage who will die by age 30 are given everything they need to succeed in life glutton it away for no reason

>>13659858
That was an adventure

>>13659904
Could he eat 2 dozen eggs in one sitting?

>>13658393
Ate an entire pan pizza in one sitting.
Then proceeded to do it again the next three nights.

>>13659858
>400 lbs at 21
impressive

>>13659858
How can you afford so much food?
>6' 28 178lbs

When i was a young lad, with a thin grasp of hoe buffets work, I... as my family was leaving after we had eaten, grabbed ten brownies "To go" because we often had lefts overs thst we took home at normsl restaurants, and so I didnt feel right walking out empty handed.

My parents laughed about it, i got made fun of by my siblings (got called fat etc) but yknow what, I ate those fucking brownies.

>>13660033

>Hoe buffets


What sort of brothels did your parents take you to?

>>13660033
You have a thin grasp of how the English language works.
Retard.

>>13660047

Have sex

>>13660049
Kill yourself, fuckwit.
:)

>>13660047
>>13660038
Dont judge my poor hand-eye skills

>>13658403
>or I must be as retarded
Well since you are phoneposting it's kinda obvious that you are retarded.

>>13660049
>reddit spacing

>>13658917
>NOW MELTS
>MELTS BETTER

Damn, the way americans try to sell their "food" is funny.

>>13660064
kek

I once ate an entire Terry's Chocolate Orange. I thought that's what you're supposed to do. It was way too sweet. Made me sick to my stomach.

>>13660068
melt is based

>>13660068
>yuropoor food doesn't melt

>>13660091
trick question, euros can't afford food

>>13660091
Regular cheese just melts it's nothing special, the shit americans sell isn't even allowed to be labeled as cheese.

>>13660111
>mexican blend
>mexican
So only imported 3'rd country cheese doesn't melt. Gotcha

>>13660111
sounds like cope to me

>>13660111
all ‘cheese’ produced in the USA is objectively, fucking shit.

>>13660128
>3'rd country
What?

I came to >>>/ck/ and spent the next four years visiting it daily.

>>13660157
my poor (literally) sweet (figuratively) child... look it up nigger

>>13660157
He means third world I guess.
Australian chinks struggle with English.

>>13660052
>>13660064

incels being this mad lmao

>>13659814
Mayonaise.

>>13660073
WTF this is normal right? I thought you're meant to eat it in 1 go like a regular orange!?

>>13660285
No.. I mean I'm only 5'4 but if I eat like half of it I start to feel queasy

>>13659756
>Chuck's feed and seed

what is the joke

>>13660305
don't let a sneedposter catch you

>>13658877
>two or three times a day.
that should be once every two or three days, FATTY

>>13658871
smokin big ol doinks in amish

>>13658393
Bought a box of 5 microwave pretzel dogs and ate them all in 15 minutes.

A few years ago me and my dad both took a day off work to remodel their home kitchen. Worked from 7am til 10pm and only ate an apple to start the day. We were so hungry we went to Mcdonalds and bought a family dinner box each and a large shake.

>>13658393
I ate an entire hot n ready, Then jerked off and fell asleep for 11 hours.

>>13658393
6x400g cans of big eat ravioli

>>13658393
I ate 300grams of chocolate once in one sitting. I couldn’t eat anything for next 36 hours

>>13660491
for amerifats thats 2.5 quarts or 0.68 gallons

ate a heaping bowl of cereal for dindins after a night shift

>>13658393
Opted for a regular Mountain Dew rather than a diet Mountain Dew.

2 friends and I ordered 100 dollars worth of popcorn chicken, that's about it

>>13658393
About a year ago I had two Irish Deaths, went to a pizza place and had another Irish Death with two slices of zaa. After that I went to a bar had eight beers and two margaritas then while shitfaced went to some little Mexican place and had some enchiladas, immediately afterwards I went to a Chinese place right across the street and had something but don't remember much else besides some cop telling me I couldn't sit on the sidewalk and sticking my head into some person's car window asking if they were my uber driver.

one ate a whole 4-finger kit-kat in one sitting

We didn't have mcdonald in our country. Then we have mcdonald in our country. I bought a big mac then ate it all.

>>13659756
>sobered up in a couple hours
If that is true, you weren’t even drunk in the first place.

first time I ever got high I ate so much fast food I had severe stomach pains and trouble breathing and was not hungry again for a day and a half afterward.

>>13660491
I was scrolling through the thread thinking none of this shit was all that much. Then I stumbled across this. My fucking sides.

made pancakes for my family(while visiting my parents. So for 4 people). I ate all of them... 2 cups worth of flour, 2 tbsp of butter, 4 eggs, etc... plus unreasonable amounts of syrup.

I'm not a big guy either. 5'6" and 130lbs. I ended up just eating a chicken breast for dinner later that day. My entire days diet was pure carbs and a chicken breast.

>>13659918
I haven't seen this gif in years. Thank you.

>>13658393
I used to crunch potato chips, mix it with mayonnaise, add cheese, ham, sour cream, chicken, corn, microwave it until it became a paste and eat it on french bread.

>>13659908
legit why don't you just get lipo suction, and some stomach staple, and start working out. You've got decent income, tons of free time, and if you're making that money you can afford to do things like vacation. Why the fuck are you still a miserable person?

>>13658404
>velveeta

I really hate boogie

>>13658393
I went back for seconds once.

>>13659723
>drink driving
Why do bongs have to shit up english so badly?

>>13658393
Ate a entire stuffed crust deep deep dish from Little Caesars with ranch cups for dipping in one sitting. I felt like complete trash.

>>13659927
I thought the same thing, fuck our lives.

>>13660068
Obsessed

>>13660506
>basically 2/3rds a gallon of ravioli
Fucking based

>>13658917
>velveeta

>>13661148
You are complete trash. However one man's trash is another man's treasure and buddy you're my diamond in the rough.

>>13660068
>melts better than cheddar cheese
Why do euros turn into retards who either can’t read or can’t comprehend what they read when it comes to anything they perceive as American? Are they this retarded all the time? Are they jealous? Why are they so fucking obsessed? I’m concerned for them

>>13659702

kill yourself for being a MADD opportunist profiteer who works with alcohol companies to abuse their victims rather than allow the nation to face the fact that the 0.08% abv limit is a fucking joke and everyone drives drunk all the goddamn time. and can be arrested for it, if you're below the entirely made up legal limit you will still be arrested and your crime will be called a "wet reckless" by the people in the same expensive and long DUI course that you will attend anyway.

oh and now they're gonna switch to weed, except the test they use is positive if you've smoked in the last THREE MONTHS, making it defacto illegal for anyone who even touches it to drive anywhere, ever, in any condition.

oh and get ready for your post-arrest harassment. a first time makes them $2k, a second time makes them $10k so you're going to get pulled over any time they don't have anything better to do for EIGHT YEARS. not three years, that's how long the DMV keeps your data, the cops don't give a single shit and can harass you with a breathalyzer for up to 8 years. if they remember you and don't like you in particular they will keep the data forever, nobody can stop them.

DUI law post-MADD is a complete piece of fuck shit written by the alcohol industry that attempts to memory hole the ridiculousness of a bar having parking spaces in front of it.

dumb fascist shithead

>>13660489
I think most of us have done this at least once. Lord knows I have

>>13661194
Uhhhh.... maybe like don't do drugs?!!

>>13660491
Nobody wants to admit they ate 6 cans of raviolis

ate 2 big persimmons crates (like 30~40 persimmons total), sitting on the kitchen floor like a fucking animal
at least it wasn't entirely unhealthy, i guess

went to mcdonalds and ordered a full meal steak egg n cheese bagel, ate it in my car, then drove to another one down the block and got the same thing, then I went out a ways to a third one and had a third full meal, drink and everything

Happy a pizza
An entire extra large pizza extra pepperoni and cheese
2lbs of rib tips
1lb of potato wedges
A large side of ranch
half a pint of slow churned Carmel ice cream
And a 6 pack
over the course of 2 or 3 hours.

>>13658393
Ate a whole 16 inch deep dish pizza in 30 mins.

>>13661194
Have some self control dude.

>>13661194
Hahahahahhaa look he’s having a rage attack

>>13658393
24 of a crave case in one sitting.

>>13661253
Whoa, size matters.

>>13661194
Dude, it's not "the man's" fault you got 3 DUIs and got your license suspended.
Go gripe about your poor decisions to someone who cares, because none of us do.

>>13659072
sweet god

>>13660305
Retard

2x big king xxl with fries
chili cheese nuggets entree
large coke
two cream filled krapfen

I couldn't move for about an hour and woke up dehydrated at 4 AM

>>13661257
>>13661273
>>13661310
He's right though.

>>13661199
little seizures “pizza” tastes like frozen pizza made out of ingredients from the trash
One of these fucking places was built near me, and went out of business within the year.

>>13661391
No.

>4 jumbo gyros each with sides of fries
Depression is a hell of a drug. I would eat until I was literally in pain.

>>13659072
/applause

>>13658393
Were they 4 ounce tubes (which would be based) or 2 ounce tubes (which is only meh)?

>>13659072
Incredible

>>13658393
>What's the fattest/most gluttonous thing you've ever done?
live

i once ate 9 and a half pounds of roast beef over the course of an afternoon at a family gathering. the worst meat sweats of my life. stained my shorts and t shirt.

A bucket of KFC chicken thighs AND about 7 bean burritos washed down with a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and half a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Followed by a mint (it was only wafer thin.)

>>13658393
>Burger from five guys
>Followed by an entire pack of frozen kebabs crumbled and fried while I ate hot chocolate powder
>Then a 3 course meal with wine
>Followed by 3 beers
>Then a tub of betty crocker's chocolate frosting
I consumed 7000 calories in half a day.

>>13660453
GANG

>>13659814
to better appreciate the majesty of nature? why the fuck do you think

I once ate two of these boxes in a day. It was the day Monster Hunter World got released, so all I did was play the game all day. Ordered the first one at 11 AM and the second one around 7 PM. My shits were pretty massive. I would never do it again. I had to avoid pizza for a couple of months after that. Oh yeah I also had two 3 litter cokes that same day. I was around 367 pounds back then. I'm currently 270LBS. Still a fat fuck, but at least I'm dropping.

>>13659858
absolute unit

>>13659814
Are you so dead inside you don't get why anyone would want to get high and go outside?

>>13658393
Shit ton of McDonald’s nuggets and Taco Bell steak quesaritos with coke

>>13658393
I ate a whole box of cereal in one go.

It's not much compared to some of the insanity in this thread, but I have a slight frame and get full easily so this was torture. Couldn't eat anything else the whole day, which was a blessing perhaps

>>13658871
>Go to expensive buffet
>Get plate fulls of broccoli, canned pears and cantaloupe of all things

Why the fuck not more steaks, seafood and actual harder to get items?

I gained exactly 15 pounds in two weeks.

>>13659858

I don't see why doctors don't prescribe amphetamines to people that are seriously in need of help losing weight. they are very effective at curbing appetite, and at a certain point you just have to say fuck the consequences and realize it is a dire situation that needs to be handled addressed, Even though speed would be the best thing for someone overweight I have never heard of a doctor that made this logical conclusion

>>13661772
I prefer food that has flavor.

I once got really high and ordered over 15 dollars worth of food from taco bell

>>13658900
Is ham and Nutella good? I had Nutella on a hash brown once and it was aight.

>>13658393
A Calzone pizza for lunch and a burger cheese meal for dinner and then potato chips and beer in the evening.

Was like up to 93kg with bp over the roof 2 years ago but are now at 77.5kg, bp ok, aiming for 76kg.

I do eat pizzas and burgers and potato ships but not so often today, maybe every 3-4 weeks or so.

>>13661772

i only really wanted the prime rib since I am poor and never get red meat, and i didn't want a bunch of carbs to take up my whole appetite

>>13662131
While I doubt it will ever be officially indicated for over-eating/general disorder eating, vyvanse is used to treat BED and is an amphetamine.

>>13659691
Me and a friend at 50 nugs each once. I called the McDonald's up and said we comin and we want 100 fucking nuggs and they had it ready when we got there

I once ate a foot long sub and 3 wings.

>>13658393
Probably at an all you can eat, although I ended up with food poisoning and expelling it at both ends

>>13659858
oh my based

Had been using the same oil in my deep-fryer for around a month. Fried all sorts of shit, made tortilla chips, chicken wings, french fries. Finally at the end I threw a McDouble (unbattered) in there to see what would happen. Ended up eating the whole thing, the bread tasted like cookies and the meat was soaked in canola oil.

>>13658393
i once brought in a box of donuts for the office but i had actually bought 2 boxes and just at an entire box by myself on my way from the donut shop to the office.

>>13662131
>speed is the best thing to take
>well ive been awake for 4 days but atleast im losing weight
>whats that in the corner?
>i think the shadow people are back to get me doc
>HELP

>>13658393
super potato ole

>>13659785
maybe in your shitty state but my state has a zero tolerance policy

>>13659072
>But those fucking assholes would eat their sandwiches dry.

>>13658393
So many times it's been midnight and I'm thinking, "Just got to bed!"

But no. I have to go to McD's and get the Big Mac, double cheeseburger or filet-o-fish, and large fries.

>>13660453
rip ykd

>>13658980
>pizookie
What? Do you mean cookie pizza?

>>13662598
Every state has a .08 max anon...

>>13658397
Every fucking time i order desert at a restaurant after a full meal i feel fucking horrible. You just feel bad being that full especially on something as nutritionally worthless as desert.

>>13658393
ate a 24 inch pizza over the course of a day
that's like 3 large pizzas

>>13658393
I would say eating three potatoes isn't a big deal but then I remembered that isn't what pringles are made of.

>>13662131
Because since america dosent have public healthcare, the government does not actually have any reason to take its people's health into account. the healthiest countries in the world are that healthy because the more unhealthy people there are, the more money and taxes they cost the government and the other citizens.

>>13658393

Ate two large pizzas by myself, no leftovers. Was 6ft 190lbs

>>13658393

2x double burgers

>>13658393
I once ate a burger out of the trash.

>>13662131
Maybe because they generally have high BP and a shitty ticker as well?

>>13663020
based

>>13658980
>treys
Your eating dudes named Trey?
Learn to fuckin spell if not

>>13662131
they do do this. havnt you ever heard of ppl tadaki g on diet pills? that was more of a 80s tho g but doctors do prescribe amphetamine in cases of obesity, or at least that's one of its stated uses

$40 of McDonalds

>>13662962
zero tolerance faggot

>>13658393
I bought one of those walmart sheet cakes, and ate half of it in one sitting. Now I don't like vanilla butter creme cakes anymore.

>>13663020
why anon?

>>13659927
I don’t actually feel bad considering his situation, actually maybe there is a god of this guy is taken care of

idk about the fattest thing but I've binged a lot, usually on like a packet of biscuits.

But the other week, hit my weight goal, went out with a buddy and ate like

Breakfast : Porridge, Two mini empire biscuits, tea, Yorkie (Fruit & Nut)
Lunch : Beef Miso Ramen, Takoyaki, Raspberry McFlurry
Dinner: 10 x Ameratto + Diet Cokes
Desert: Taco Bell Chicken Quesadilla, Crunchy chicken taco, mexican fries, nacho cheese mexican fries, churros, diet coke, bag of crisps

Came to like 7000kcals or so.

Fasted the next day to make up for it, in part.

(I was full as fuck after "lunch" but getting drunk stopped me from feeling full or tasting things anymore, good times)

>>13662169
I've never put it on weird stuff like ham.
Nutella has a strong flavor that overpowers everything basically, but it complements stuff like gelato for example, nutella+chopped banana+gelato+whipped cream is insanely good.

I ate a whole super cheese pizza and like 1/3 of a tray of oreos watching E3 last year. Shit was comfy, might do it again this year

>>13658393
Sometimes when the batch of chilli or stew I make is extra tasty I end up eating the whole pot in one night instead of over 4 to 6 meals like it could be.
when I was out of town for business I ate a large pizza and a two liter of coke a day
once I ate a whole can of banana frosting but I was on a lot of drugs

>>13663306
I forget that there are Taco Bells in the UK now, since I'm in Lincolnshire and we don't get shit over here.

>>13658393

What do you think my worst one is?

>Australian supermarket sells whole roast chickens hot n' ready to eat... bought one, some hot sauce, a salad and some fries took it all to my car and ate the whole roast chook and everything in my car in the parking lot outside the supermarket.

>had 44 chocolate coated mint biscuits (2 x family sized arnotts mint slices) and 3 litres of milk in one sitting

>consistently order 2 family sized pizzas, usually a capricosa and a seafood one with a garlic bread whenever i feel like pizza which i have all to myself

>>13659932

kek

>>13664114
The final two are just eating a lot of food, that I can understand.
But eating in your car is fucking sad.

>>13664114
The one that involves 3 litres of milk. That is fucking insane. The chook is low tier and two whole pizzas is getting there, but slamming down 3 litres of milk after 44 choc biscuits is special.

The nastiest thing I ate was "Enchiladas Heredad." It's a mix of sweet corn kernels, watermelon, chili peppers, and just a pinch of salt. Seriously, it's poisonous if you don't know how to properly cook it, and I probably won't ever eat it again.

>>13658393
ordered a 50cm pizza for myself and ate dinner 1 hour afterwards

I ate a $60 mcdonalds order to myself

Entire large pepperoni pizza. I vomited most of it up.

>>13661480
Nah, I went out one night and had three drinks in as many hours and spent another hour sipping water before I left, got caught speeding on the way home and blew .06. I was completely sober but I it's fucking crazy how close I was since I didn't even think I was close to drunk, if I hadn't spent 10 minutes walking in a straight line and touch my nose with my finger I might've blown higher. .08 is stupidly low but drunk driving has been so villified that no lawmaker would die on that hill.

I feel kinda gluttonous when i eat a bunch of everything bagels in a row

It's no use though. Bagels go bad quickly and they give you a lot of big, doughy everything bagels

last night I had a meatlovers all to myself. felt sick after the only first half.
had basically shovel the next half in like an autist stuffing blankets away where they simply cant fit

Few days after Halloween ended there was cheap deals on chocolate as usual. Id just read that stupid 'cheeky milky bars/sausages combo' again and thought id be a good idea to buy 4 packs of them.
They were 18 pieces per packet.
I ate all of them over a 24 hour period. It was so much milk chocolate I actually destroyed my ability to process lactose by damaging the villa the lactase come out on.
For the next week any coffee with milk would send me straight to the shitter.

>>13662169
He means "went ham" as in ravaged it like a fatass hog

>>13658404
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>13658404

gross dude

My university dining halls were great, and they were buffet style, so coming from a household that wasn't entirely food-secure I tended to go insane with it. I'm unsure what specifically was the craziest-- I think once I ate seven slices of lemon meringue pie over the course of the day, partially because nobody else was eating it and I felt bad for the pie lady. On strawberry festival day I wouldn't eat anything else, just about two pounds of strawberries with chocolate fondue. On most holidays I'd go crazy really, their Hannukah spread was the best, brisket and cheesecake and latkes
and macaroons. Christmas was another highlight, only day they had mozzarella sticks. Oh, and after finding out that the mini-danishes were 500 calories each, I still ate like 5 of them. Though, it turns out they got the calorie count mixed up, I checked later and it was half that. The most degenerate eating probably occurred over multiple meals-- I'd throw together a hashbrown scramble for breakfast, then go back for lunch and do a chicken sandwich, fries, and dessert, then do a full dinner with another dessert. This was rare, as I'd usually only eat twice per day, but when it happened I'd probably clear 4000 calories.

I'd often fast intermittently, sometimes for a full day. I'd strategically plan fasts around their special events and holidays, so I could maximize the bingeing. Still gained 30 pounds over the course of college, dieting it off now. Highest I hit was 197.

>>13662134
You should've eaten only lobser.

>>13658393
I once spent 7-8 hours on an unlimited barbecue grill

Eating 2 medium pizzas in one sitting and then going to sleep almost immediately after. Felt like shit both mentally and physically before and after I slept.

>>13659858
At least it wasn't four naans

>>13659858
>Lord of the Rings trilogy
>7-8 hours
Fucking disgusting cretin. Not even watching the extended cuts of the movies. If you watched it properly it would be 11 and a half hours and would’ve taken a MINIMUM of 12 hours if you include bathroom breaks.

>>13659858
>bar of kitkat

>>13665397
I agree, he should have had a bar of three musketeers or a cup of Reese's.

>>13665407
>...a bar of kitkat, BAR OF 3 MUSKETEERS, pint of rocky road ice cream...
Learn to read faggot

>>13664331
>had drinks
>drove
>speeded
>pulled over
>0.06
HoW cOulD tHiS hABbeN 2 mE

>>13665062
That would be insane

>>13660503
Shamed to admit that's rookie numbers. I'm glad I've changed

>>13658404

>>13658397
I usually share dessert with my sister/mum/SO, the entire thing would be unnecessary, after all its purpose is just to end the meal with something sweet, not really to stuff yourself

>>13665525
Less is more

But desserts have just gotten bigger and bigger and bigger.

>>13659006
How many in a box?

>>13658398
Ny pizza is sum pussy ass shyt doe. Dem niggas make da thinnest pizzas no cap

>>13658520
When i'm stressed i jakk off tho

>>13662493
You fat fucking retard, all you had to do was coat it in batter and I bet it would’ve been a hell of a lot less oily and shitty.

what the fuck happened to his teeth?
He looks like my grandmother trying to talk with badly fitting dentures. What a fat fucking fuck

>>13665819
those are fake, i dunno if he got caps or a full denture but he definitely has some fake ones now

I used to regularly(3 times a week) eat 2 medium pan pizzas from dominos, extra extra cheese, light on the sauce.

I would also regularly go to this place drunk at 5am that sells 4lb poutines and eat all of it

I tend to eat like shit when my fiance isn't around.
She went out with her friend one night and i ate 50pizza rolls for dinner in my underwear watching mk tourneys. Also, when I was younger my dinner on nights where i was alone would be 2bigmacs with a 20pc nugget and a large fry. I have no self control is what I'm realizing

>>13665859
my regular meal at mcdonalds used to be 3-4 mcdoubles and a 20 piece, before they doubled the prices on those items in 2018

>>13665819
>>13665832
I'm fairly certain he fixed them, had dental surgery or whatever you call it on them. At least now his pearly whites look good albeit way too fucking bright (which'll change over time), before they were half rotten.

>>13665862
>price doubles
>no more crispy chicken snack wrap
Honestly mcdicks doesn't deserve my money anymore

>>13661074
It's our language, yank

>>13665886
They are fake

Bought a deep fried cheese, which is served like a gyros.
Bought a 300g burger (pic related). Stuffed the cheese inside, sauce and fries and everything (except the tortila).
Had more fries on the side.

it really says a lot that this is one of the biggest threads on the board right now

>>13665570
On your desert?
That’s gross anon, don’t do that

>>13665944
You’re the biggest on the board right now

I eat out every single day. Bad stuff too like burgers and pizza. Luckily I don't gain weight easily so I'm still pretty skinny but I feel like it negatively effects my mood and makes me sluggish.

>>13666128
You're killing yourself from the inside out. Just waned to let you know that.

>>13665570
Ugh I want to jack off RIGHT NOW but I can't

dubs and boogie dies tonight

>>13666198
roller

>>13659821
Cringe

>>13659819

>>13665819
>has his vibrator in full view in the background

>>13658393
>What's the fattest/most gluttonous thing you've ever done?
I subscribed to boogie on YT.
However, I unsubscribed recently so I'm thin again.

>>13666259
based

College roommate was broke and had strange eating habits. Used to not eat for 2 days then make a tray of pot brownies. He'd eat half the tray then make his "famous skillet" while they kicked in. He'd take a giant cast iron skillet and put 5lbs diced potatoes, a pack of bacon, pack of sausage, onions, peppers, corn, tomatoes, 10 different spices, and top it off with butter and maple syrup when it was done. Then he'd eat it at his desk while watching movies and drinking liquor and fall asleep. He was actually pretty skinny too. One time he got really high when I had friends over and asked "you guys ever take a shit so big that a little precum comes out?"

>>13659702
i'm gonna drive drunk tonight in memory of you, faggot

>>13661013
super diaper babies

>>13661194
agreed with every single point you made

probably eating an entire half gallon of ice cream over the course of a day.

>>13666286
That's a PlayStation Move controller, fucking retard.

>>13666321
Hope you drive off a bridge and drown ;)

>>13658393

When I was 14 or so I would regularly eat a whole McDonald's Big Mac Meal after school, with 10 nuggets, then go home, eat a snack, then eat dinner, followed by more shot after dinner. Never had any body fat.

If I tried that shit now I'd end up in the hospital.

>>13666357
>he has a name for his vibrator

>>13658393

Ate an entire deep fried chicken at a market in South Korea. What flavour(s) were the pringles?

>>13666439

you don't name all your dildos and butt plugs?

>>13659814
I don't get it either. People like to do it when they folf too. Like, if we're going to set up a camp and do it then fine but I'm not hiking a bunch of miles after using cannabis the fuck are you on about?

>>13666385
me and you both, buddy. Hope I take your mom down with me too.

>>13666492
You can have her, bro.

>>13664010
E3 is dead, anon

>>13658871
One time I went to a Chinese buffet & put a mountain of chow mein & crab legs on my plate, it seriously must've weighed 5+ pounds. I sat down & just as I was about to start eating, one of the employees said "ohhhh so good prate for big boy yum", I pushed the plate off the table & left without paying. Fucking cunt bug people. Sure I'm over 400 but that's no reason to Target your customers.

>>13659702
>virtue signaling
take that shit to tumblr

>>13661064
best fishing bait on earth

>>13661217
Got a big enough can of ravioli there rick?

>>13662493
>bread tasted like cookies
Kek I thought the same thing when I fried up a mcdouble. Weird innit?

>>13665862
Mcdonalds is expensive as fuck now, might as well go to a sit-down burger joint. Sad, I used to love getting cheap burgers and mcchickens with extra mayo.

>>13666398
I used to do almost the exact same except substitute McD's for this cheap dollar chinese food place, 5 orders of orange chicken, 5 egg rolls, 2 large orders of chow mein and sometimes salt n pepper shrimp.

>>13659727
You're an amateur if you're not eating, vomiting, and eating some more.

>>13666832
Is it virtue signaling when I truly believe that people should not drive drunk, endangering everyone around them because they couldn't call a cab?

>>13658404
>elbow pasta
>elbow pasta
>elbow pasta
>elbow pasta

>>13658393
Eating either a family-size bag of chips or a pack of Oreos in a day. Felt fine afterwards every time.

>>13658404
Just make this, replace cheeses with vermont sharp yellow cheddar and monty jack, you'll never go back to velveeta.

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2015/10/the-food-labs-ultra-gooey-stovetop-mac-cheese.html

>>13658479
so basically melted cheese cake then ……
that is all their icing is "cream cheese and sugar " with "vanilla extract " which is essentially cheese cake

>>13666832
kill yourself

>>13659756
>his only defense is that I accidentally called Apu "pepe"
Youre the hugest faggot alive

>>13661194
The bottom half of the political compass spend all their time and energy shitting up society, the top half spends all their time and energy fixing it

>>13661194
>a libertarian using "opportunist profiteer" as an insult
kek, please hang yourself and livestream it, I'd love to watch

>>13666198
roll

>>13662131
It's called Vyvanse and they do as long as the person isn't too high risk of cardiac arrest. 600 lb people are even to fat and unhealthy to be accepted for the stomach stapling, so they have to lose weight before they can do it.

>>13666927
Absolutely. You think you're going to tell ME what to feel, arrogant prick? No. So run off to tumblr and make a post that starts with "If you" like all the other faggots.
>>13666978
No.

>>13660219
Cuck food

>>13658393
Ate 3 full red baron pizzas 1 for breakfast, 1 for lunch, then 1 for dinner

ordered 3 of these all large combo

I had a bowl of Cheerios followed by

4 link sausages
4 lorn sausages
2 black pudding
2 fruit pudding
2 eggs
5 strips of bacon.

>>13667300
I'm not telling you what to feel. I'm telling you what to do.
Stop putting your retarded need to be drunk and headed home ahead of society as a whole.
You are a moron and the world is worse for having you misbehaving in it

>>13661037
I have a similar financial situation to that anon, and it's amazing how being able to do whatever you want can make someone completely apathetic and miserable even though it's an incredible gift people would kill for. I guess kind of like welfare. It's not abnormal to go through an adjustment period where you figure out what the hell you're going to do to balance you life whether the imbalance is being a lazy fat fuck, partying too much, or traveling so extensively you find yourself with no meaningful relationships. He doesn't deserve pity for wasting away the opportunity he has. There's just a reason why they say money doesn't buy happiness.

I've brought 2 medium pizzas to the movie theater and ate them during the movie, more than one time. I usually also bring some juice and some kind of dessert along with them. Reading the other posts with the word pizza itt I think you will find this excessive, but I'm not even fat.

>>13661632
I don't like getting high in the first place, so smoking in an unfamiliar location where I could get lost and die sounds like an absolute nightmare and an insanely retarded thing to do. It still seems pretty stupid to get as high as he described even if you like smoking weed.

Got super high and did a burrito challenge at a restaurant. Ate a seven pound burrito beans and rice. Won a t shirt and a week of hell. I've never been able to pig out since. My body just says nope

I had half a pack of bologna and no bread so I just cooked up a frozen pizza and threw the rest of the bologna on it

>>13658393
I ate 24 kings hawaiian while rubbing them onto a challenge butter tub for each bite. I was high though.

>>13667389
I once went camping with 2 buddies and we took bong rips and shot guns at cans for hours. Then we ate bean burritos heated up in the fire wrapped in foil. I had a bag of trail mix and it had cashews. I ate so much that my asshole itched for a week. Cashew fruits have a poison ivy like oil and if you eat too many it makes your mouth and asshole itch. Needless to say I've done it 2 or 3 times because dude weed lmao

>>13658393
i ate pizza that had been on the floor because i was so hungry i felt like i was going to pass out

>>13664090
It's pretty shit tbf. Only good if you wanna be a fat pig and eat a value box of so-so hot meats wrapped in tortillas/in a taco

>>13659691
>It's far too shameful to roll up to McDonalds and ask for fucking 80 nuggets
speaking as someone who's worked at a mick dicks don't worry about it, nobody gives a shit

Here's the worst I've done
>Be me
>broke college student, only one at my place who actually cooks
>battered and fried a bunch of chicken
>roommate ate all my leftovers
>ANGRY.greaselord
>few weeks later
>fry five lbs of chicken breasts
>eat all of them in one evening to spite roommate for eating all my shit
I threw up that night but at least that asshat didn't get to them

>>13659653
I ate a Domino's thin crust medium pizza all by myself yesterday. That's not so bad. It's 1300 calories. If you budget the rest of the day, you could lose weight doing that

>>13659858
do you purge? My stomach would literally burst, I'm 5'9 and 200 pounds.

>>13658393
4 big Macs and a large fry.

>>13667389
Well that's just because you're a huge pussy who can't handle anything. Sorry buddy.

>>13666818
Based fatshaming

>>13659906
It’s like 1300 at the most, it’s around 200-250 calories per 100 ml.

Used a coupon for a family size deal at Burger King, which was two whopper meals and two whopper jr meals. Ate all 4 in one sitting.

Tonight very well could be one of my fattest days

2 cups of coffee w/cream
Jumbalaya
Slab of alapeno corn bread

Panda Express
>2 x honey walnut shrimp, orange chicken, bejing beef, chow main
>2 spring rolls
>about 10 packets of soy sauce

>bag of Zapp's sweet creole onion chips, pic related
>8 light beers
>8 oz whiskey

McDonald's
>filet o' fish w/extra tartar sauce
>10 piece nuggs w/bbq sauce
>large fries, extra salt
>double cheeseburger

>huge slice of carrot cake
>quart of whole milk

I'm reeling from the sodium

>>13667346
You are the biggest pussy on the earth

>>13659927
I personally know a multi millionaire that is drinking himself to death in his mothers basement. He just turned thirty and I'm fairly certain that if he does make it to thirty one years he most certainly won't make it to thirty two.
It's honestly more sad than infuriating.

>>13668170
>ur a pussy for not acting like a drooling retard
K

>>13658393
As a child each Christmas I would gorge myself until I literally puked, there were quite a few funny moments as you can imagine but when I was 11 I really went for it, three huge meals plus many snacks and cakes all topped off with two tubes of pringles.

I retired to y bed in the early evening feeling rather queasy and stole a brief sleep only to awaken and disgorge the entore contents of my stomach all over the floor, it was like the scene in that Monty Python film, just a pure stream of puke.

I jumped over the vomit lake to get to the bathroom and my dad had to clean it up while I slept it off in my parent's bed. Now I only eat once a day.

>>13662134
So why did you eat a plate of broccoli you retard?

>>13661194
Just stop drinking and driving you alcoholic moron

booze is food right? 1L of bottom shelf nail-polish remover plastic bottle vodka in a day.

>>13668575
I hope you are
1)joking
or
2)seeking help

>>13668595
It was 6 years ago when I was young and my body didn’t shutdown after 4 shots. I drink lighter now.

>>13658404
same but ith 4 boxes of coco pops

>>13661194
>le funny snake
opinion discarded

>>13668170
you're a retard for driving a car drunk

>>13665859
The worst thing about this is that you were watching Mortal Kombat tourneys. If you're gonna watch fighting game tournaments in your underwear while stuffing your face full of pizza rolls, at least pick a game that actually deserves respect as a competitive fighter and isn't dial-a-combo shallow gimmicky trash. Faggot.

3 people deal from dominos.

2 large pizzas
Potato wedges with bbq sauce
Chicken wings with Frank's red hot sauce
Garlic bread with garlic dip
Chocolate chip cookies

Left 2 slices for breakfast