/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13654375
OMFG you actually cooked your burger patties the right way, it isn't raw anymore.

i would eat all of that, drink a 5th of that facny whisky, call into work, and sleep for 12 straight hours

>>13654394
I didn't cook it, silly. I actually went out and bought fast food for a change.

>>13654428
I was kind of surprised that there was any pink. It's still mid-well, but that's probably one of the main reasons people think In n Out is so much better than all the other places which cook their patties well done.

>>13654375
looks tasty anon, all that liquor for one dinner?

>>13654375
That bowl gets me rock hard.

>>13654476
Dinner AND evening. My tolerance level have raised for some reason.

>>13654452
It's probably the 5th or 6th time I've ever had In n Out, and while it's not bad for fast food, it's still a fast food burger. The ones I make are on a completely different level.
>>13654404
>drink a 5th of that facny [sic] whisky [sic]
I read that and thought it was crazy, but then I did the math and realized that would be ~$30 worth of booze, which is pretty normal if you go out to drink. So yeah, going out to drink is fucking retarded. If you have a home bar and shower regularly you can just invite friends over, right?
>>13654476
>all that liquor for one dinner
Gods no. It's maybe a dozen drams of whiskey, one beer, and then vodka until you pass out, like an adult.

>>13654489
which one

>>13654375

How miserable is your life that you have to drown yourself in instant gratification every day?

>>13654375
where do you live in California

>>13654590
I don't know. How is it being poor?

>>13654509
In n Out is supposed to be cheap, but once you start adding animal style and "secret menu" shit a burger and fries still comes out over 8 bucks. Maybe I'll give it another chance in another year.
>>13654581
That happened faster than expected.
>>13654607
I'm from Hawaii.

>>13654861
You're complaining about the cost of animal style fries when you buy approximately $10 worth of Taco Bell every day?

>>13654861
what is your weight and is it near 600 lbs

>>13654867
I consistently spend between $3 and $7 at Taco Bell, and it's hardly every day.

>>13654881
>the bruery or xata
>mellow corn whiskey
>kona brewing island colada cram ale
>victory white monkey

>>13654911
>big bad baptist hazelnut vanilla latte
>froggy b (aka pepe...) vodka
>laphroaig quarter cask
>sierra nevada 40th anniversary ipa
>aberlour a'bunadh
It's kind of hidden in the back, but the Aberlour is actually pretty amazing. For awhile I was putting a $60 cap on my whiskey purchases, but another $20 can really change the game.

>>13654375
>spending more than $15 on fucking vodka

pathetic.

>>13654375
>whisky
>craft beer
>two different types of fast food at once
>x files
>messy looking house
all you need is like a cz75 on the table and this is the most reddit pic of all time.

>>13654911
The Bruery huh? I wonder if OP's fatass is local to the area as I know exactly where that place is.
Hmmmm?

>>13654375
Sick fig bro

>>13654950
I haven't seen the Matterhorn in over a decade, and The Bruery has pretty good distribution.
>>13654956
huh?

>>13654956
its a statue not a figure

I have a 400 grit whetstone coming in the mail later today and am planning on hitting up the Asian grocery store after the sun goes down. Would a Kiwi be a good knife to practice sharpening on?

>>13654375
>A'bunadh
Nice. The best sherried scotch.
>Laphroaig Quarter Cask
Meh. Not really worth the price difference over the 10 year old. A'bunadh is always a good decision, though.
Can you believe A'bunadh used to be like $40-50? It used to be a STUPID good deal. People bitched hard about its price increase but it's priced about right for its quality now.

>>13655102
I love my Laphroaig 10, but saw the Quarter Cask heavily recommended (and it really isn't much more than the 10) and after a couple tastes it hasn't really done much for me. The A'bunadh is great, though. Sometimes it's just like, "fuck, I wish I didn't buy those two $40 dollar bottles of whiskey when this $80 bottle exists".

>christmas a few years back
>Grandmother gets my room
>Drink a bottle of A'bunadh
>try to get into bed with my grandmother at 2am...very confused


its good stuff

>>13655073
Whatever take the fucking compliment

>>13654375
Dude, where do you buy your beers?

>>13655264
It's just the local "warehouse" style liquor store.

>>13655294
There are a bunch of smaller places that are more curated and have a better beer selection (not to mention bars that sell 50% keg only offerings), but I mostly go to the big store for their whiskey selection.

>>13654375
Nice beer selection op was not a faggot today

These /soc/ threads are cancer, and there is no way I'm convinced OP is not samefagging through switching IPs with all the supportive posts

>>13655294
Is that the total wine off of el Toro in lake Forest, CA?

>>13655294
>Local

Bitch there are total wine stores in fucking las vegas and shit load spread out far apart from each other in california.

>Don't mind me guys just headed to my local taco place and enjoy this taco bell

>>13655317
>anything oc belongs on /soc/
You should really go back, anon.

>>13655362
I know, it's a huge company and I work for a competitor, son. Suck my ass.

>>13655362
I was about to reply to >>13655340 saying basically the same thing. It was a joke, anon. Like the guy thought that having a basic bitch beer selection was something special, even though it's just a big chain place.

>>13655367
>Hmm let me stop into this local burger place and enjoy these animal style fries© guys!

>>13655384
Who are you quoting?

>>13655097
they sharpen up VERY easily.
maybe too easily. my sharpening skills are pretty weak, but i can get a good edge on them with minimal effort

>>13655384
>Hmm let me stop by my local homeless shelter to have then run a train on me.

You absolute faggot.

I'm convinced OP is a fat tranny and only feet pics will prove me wrong.

>>13655408
>they sharpen up VERY easily
>maybe too easily
That actually sounds perfect. I kind of just want something I can dull down and rework an edge on just for basic practice of getting the right angle and working a burr. I'll post results in a few hours.

>>13655128
>an entire bottle in one night
You're drinking good scotch WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too quickly. Probably taking WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too big of sips, too.

>>13655438
OP is a tranny alcoholic dying of binge eating disorder and marijuana addiction. Don't be cruel.

>>13655438
This.
>>13655452
>marijuana addiction
Haha, wut?

>>13655412
>Hmm let me pop into my local chili dog store. Me and my friends just call it the schnitzel for short. 'Bout to enjoy this authentic local chili guys!

Also, stop signing your posts.

>>13655465
I'VE SEEN THE FUCKING PIPES. DON'T DENY IT, ADDICT. I KNOW WHAT DRUG PIPES LOOK LIKE

>>13655491
>I'VE SEEN THE FUCKING PIPES
>I KNOW WHAT DRUG PIPES LOOK LIKE
Are you referring to my bombilla? Lol. That's a straw used for drinking mate.

>>13655465
How do you like that scotch?

>>13655488
I bet if we had flags on this board yours would be Israeli. Fucking Jew sand nigger.

>>13655551
Hey look, I'm actually using that new All-Clad pan I recently bought for something other than a Taco Bell bed pan.
>>13655560
It's really good. I'll admit I almost never water down my scotch, but at almost 120 proof this is a big Highland, and I'm really enjoying it. I grew up being told that price doesn't equal quality, but I'm starting to think that with whiskey it's worth spending a little more here and there. Sometimes it seems like I just spend money willy-nilly, but I do actually enjoy the nicer things.

>>13654861
Mauifag here. Hows the cream ale? Been meaning to try it. Also what island are you on

>>13654375
I don’t mean to be a dick but these threads depress the fuck out of me.

>>13655623
I feel like there are some good whiskeys that are cheap but I think the general range of quality compared to price is around $60-85 for the area I live. Of course everyone's pallet is different. But cool to hear, I've been eyeballing that scotch at my local store.

Would you say that it's a typical classic highland flavors with a high proof or does it have special flavors that stand out moreso?

>>13655551
leafy $5 gram outdoor ,, poor fag detected

>>13655641
Haven't tried it yet, but I'm not enthusiastic about it. Pic related is the last Kona Brewing I picked up.
>north shore kauai fag
>loved passion orange guava as a kid
>love ipa as an adult
>literally played pogs at hanalei school in the early 90's
>find a beer that's seemingly made for me
>it's absolute garbage

>>13655676
>2020
>paying for weeds
That's yerba mate, btw.

>>13655683
LOL. I feel you. The only hawaii beers i remember liking are maui brewings imperial coconut (too pricey for me) and pic related. Ymmv. I stick to vodka and michelobs these days because of my high tolerence

>>13655648
Not him. Have you had many sherried scotches? Sherried scotches tend to lean one of two ways: sweet and fruity or meaty and rich. A'bunadh is the former, and its flavors are more intense than any other sherried scotch I've had. The fruity end of it leans more towards dark fruits.
It's sweet, but not quite as sweet as Glenfarclas 105 if you've had that. That's the most candy-like sherried scotch I've had, in a good way.

>>13655340
Yeah probably, because no other liquor in the country looks like that. Jesus, climb out of your hole.

>>13655363
>>anything oc belongs on /soc/
>You should really go back, anon.
It's not OC when it's literally the same guy going "HEY GUYS LETS TALK ABOUT ME" with a picture of food.

It's one thing to post food, it's another to literally create your own chatroom on a discussion board for attention, which is cancerous.

>>13654375
>Or Xata
Fine taste my man, a lot of breweries fell into the horchata stout meme but Bruery's Blonde ale take on it is the best of the batch.

I just wish they kept it in bottles as I felt it tastes better in bottle.

>>13655873
Yeah, The Bruery is pretty great. They do a ton of meme shit that europoors love to jump on, but they actually do them very well. I actually just learned that they're behind Offshoot, which does classic West Coast style IPAs.

I'm really starting to hate OP for being such an annoying blogging fag. I am glad he eats shitty food and drinks so much. You'll have a stroke before 40 if you keep this up.

>>13656095
I really enjoy OP for the content, and the fact that he pisses off tourists like you is just icing on the cake.

>>13654607
Folsom, CA

>>13655420
Here's the Asian grocery store haul.

>>13656102
what the fuck do you enjoy about these posts anyhow? he posts the same fucking thing every day and makes an entire thread about it rather than finding a more relevant thread. the thread isn't about the taco bell menu it's literally OPs fucking blog

>>13656167
oh look taco bell another day in a row, great job OP. I'm surprised your handler lets you near knives

>>13656095
the op of these threads embodies 4chan. that makes newfags here seethe. they think /ck/ should only be celeb and jewtube chefs. but any board on here will be 4chan before whatever the board is about. catfag threads are an example of newfags. these threads are an example of 4chan.

>>13656197
>he makes an entire thread about it rather than finding a more relevant thread
Holy shit. You're the cat blog faggot, aren't you? Everyone hates you.

>>13656208
catfag is just as bad dude. OP's shitposts embody /r9k/ more than anything.
>>13656213
I hate all these dumb fuck blogger type posts. I really, really hate catfag and also stupid star trek guy but at least they cook? we need a fucking blogger containment thread. this shit is getting out of hand.

>>13656220
>there should be a containment thread for OC
>i don't like the catfag
The irony of how new you are is honestly painful.

>>13656230
I honestly don't even understand what you're getting at

>>13656102
>content
You could literally just do a Google image search for Taco Bell food or craft beer and get the same "content"

>>13656257
That's literally the definition of irony.

>>13656262
what's ironic is I've probably been coming to this site for longer than you and yet you just wanna whine and call someone a newfag.

>>13656261
>why would anyone post pics of the food stuff they're consuming when a savvy anon such as myself could just google said food stuff and look at those pictures instead

>>13656261
Yeah, and instead of talking to a pretty lady I could Google "pretty lady" and look at all the images that come back. Thanks, this changes everything.

>>13656282
>>13656279
So the reason you browse /ck/ is to just look at photographs of people's fast food orders? Wow you must have very interesting and varied lives

>>13656298
Little do you know that I'm much closer to Nirvana than you will be for many lifetimes, Mr. "life is supposed to be interesting and varied."

>>13656298
Yeah, imagine coming to the food and cooking board to look at pictures of food and cooking. And this whole time I thought this place was just meant for posting your favorite e-celeb and talking about braps or whatever.

>>13656298
>don't like fast food
>don't like restaurant food
>don't like home cooked food
>don't like knives
>don't like sharpening
>don't like beer
>don't like whiskey
>don't like vodka
>don't like tea
>don't like cooking
>don't like people who cook
>don't like people who don't cook
Why do you even come to this board, anon?

>>13654375
you are the reason i keep returning to this board. i really enjoy your posts.
thank you, anon!
Good haul 10/10

>>13656389
there was no cooking involved you autist, you're looking at photos of Taco Bell products, plus you can't even fucking see half the food because it's still in its wrappers

>>13656418
Apart from the top line literally none of that applies to me, try again

>>13656418
>go to /ck/
>passionately defend a thread about neither food nor cooking
why do YOU come here?

>>13656437
Doesn't look like raw food to me. Are there Taco Bell trees in your part of the world?

>>13656456
do you understand how fast food works, moron? I guarantee you most of it was just reheated from frozen and then thrown together with some sauce out of a bucket. Even if it WAS cooked from scratch, it wasn't done by the OP, so what is there to talk about or discuss, besides "I purchased some Taco Bell dudes, check it out"? I feel like I'm taking to children here, fuck this thread

>>13656485
I think you'd feel more at home on /tv/. Bon Appetit and Ragusa threads get a lot more traction over there. That seems to be more your speed.

>>13656447
This thread involves food AND cooking. OP is a chef and cooks a burg every night. That is the "food." He also enjoys different and sometimes exotic food items that he gets on his drunken travels on his way back from work. Refute this.

ah so it's a troll thread, gotcha

>>13656512
>tfw it's an, "anon spends $300 at the liquor store to make a troll thread that only triggers one autist" episode

>>13656485
Heh. You've obviously never worked fast food. I worked in four different chains before I got my doctorate.

>>13656512
No. When you consider that the majority of people have at least one fast food meal per day, threads like these are natural. Also considering most people on this site are alcoholic shut ins, this thread also makes sense. The only people that dislike these threads are tourists/normies that come here from leddit.

>>13656213
Not who you're talking to, I'm actually the catfag, I've pretty much quit this board.

>>13656523
>at least one fast food meal per day
d_ A________ r_____ d_ t___?

>>13656533
>i've pretty much quit this board
Good. Too bad the damage is already done.

>>13656517
actually I think he spent $300 at the liquor store so that he could carefully arrange the bottles on his desk to photograph it and post it on 4chan

>>13656535
Damage has definitely been done, but people posting OC should remember that the board is still slow enough that they can come back 12 hours later and bump their own thread to be seen by a new audience. Don't be discouraged if only angry frustrated people see the thread at first. One bump 12 hours later can make a big difference.

>>13654375
Torrence, CA?

>>13656536
>carefully arrange the bottles on his desk to photograph
There's shit on that table that's in the exact same place it was a year ago. Up until recently OP has been so lazy he's just been posting from bed.

>>13656551
Not OP, but that definitely describes all the tables in my home and has prompted me to think about my life more deeply.

>>13656555
Do that which sparks joy in your life, anon.

>>13656167
That matcha IPA is actually pretty good.

>>13654375
>>13654375
fat/10

>>13654861
Try your fries "light well"
I think they're a little soggy as is and well done are just too crunchy, but light well is where it's at.

>>13656279
>why would anyone post pics of the food stuff they're consuming when a savvy anon such as myself could just google said food stuff and look at those pictures instead

there are youtube mommies who gets hundreds of thousands of views showing off their grocery store purchases

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxNs13D4ynk

>>13654375
What kinda 'rito did you get?

>>13659226
I've been getting this thing some anon recommended where you take a fritos burrito, replace the fritos with nacho fries, and then I add onions, jalapenos, red sauce, and get it grilled.