/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Ask for the McChicken and be very serious about it.

chicken nuggets, gummy worms, and milk

Beans, rice, tortilla wraps and seven limes. Don't forget a

I can’t afford to go buy groceries in that place, I usually shop at half foods

>>13649866
WHAT MUST HE NOT FORGET!?!?!?!?!??!

>>13649866
...a shitload of kale. That fucking timer, I swear.

>>13649866
i half-seriously made this thread to see if people had legit suggestions. what tortillas are good from whole foods? burritos sound good i'll make a stack and freeze em.

>>13649901
Where do you live (or at least which state)? The selection varies heavily by region. My Whole Foods doesn't have jack shit for tortillas.

>>13649909
i live in louisiana. i didn't really think about region variance, but it makes sense. since we're close to texas i imagine our stuff is probably good.

>>13649901
I'm sorry anon, I don't live in the US, so I wouldn't know. I was just memeing. Best of luck though

>>13649913
keep your fucking dirty foreign opinions to yourself then.
mfw foreigners don't have amazon grocery store irl

>>13649929
Keep up that attitude and I'll migrate my dirty foreign self into your country, young man!

>>13649911
Maybe you have a better selection than my store. I was informed recently that a bunch of our vendors canceled contracts with us, which is why a lot of the selections are pretty garbage lately compared to what they used to be. My educated guess (as someone who isn't high up in the company) is that Amazon decided to lowball a bunch of the vendors and their response was, "fuck you, I'll go with Walmart instead."

If you're in Louisiana, I would try to find a mexican market and buy some tortillas from there. Most of them come from small, local businesses, and they're much better than what you'd find at a big box grocer.

>>13649913
>>13649929
>>13649943
>29 dollar a week
Do people really do this? live on 29 dollar a day bros

>>13649990
I think it's just for incredibly poor families, and even then the 29$ of stamps is meant to supplement whatever you already have. Tough life though

>>13650056
it is better than nothing though. the idea is to make it so people don't have to sacrifice eating. the gweneth paltrow tweet is disingenuous though.
buy a huge sack of rice week 1, a huge sack of flour week 2, etc.
you're going to skip on things like avocado and an armload of limes.

>>13649913
the S in SNAP is supplemental. IE it's to help people get more healthy nutrition not pay for all of it

>>13650090
Oh I get that, Gwyneth Paltrov's choice of food during her attempt at surviving on a week like those families was just hilarious at the time. This was quite some time ago, mind, but the internet ripped her a new one over it. She also only lasted like 2 days before she had her private chef make her something and gave up.

>>13650119
Gwen should take her millions and buy poor people some food.
But I doubt she actually cares. This is all her trying to stay relevant.

>>13649813
Jeni's ice cream. Please get me the Gooey Butter Cake flavor.

>>13649913
>>13649913
Man, even doing generous math on this, I still can't get more than 16-18 dollars. You could still buy a 6-8lb package of chicken with the leftover 9-12 dollars, or maybe just drop some of your 7 limes and buy 5lb of black beans instead.

>>13650587
I can only assume the remaining money was spent on a bit of cheap tequila for margaritas. Why else buy so many limes, and only limes as your citrus/fruit, afterall.

>>13649913
>aaaah limes for supper again mom?

>>13649813
if you're actually getting stuff, and will show us and eat it, also get a bag of apples, some mild cheese, a lamp

>>13649813
A whole chicken and some lemons so I can get laid on friday would be great.

>>13650614
Must be that Californian spendthrift communism grocer prices. I can get most of that shit in my grocer for like, $15 bucks, and still have enough to get a ton of chicken or splurge on some decent chuck to make tacos.

What's with all these subhuman amazon workers crowding the stores picking people's orders? They're annoying as fuck

>>13649813
nothing
just spit in the hot bar for me, plz

>>13649813
Luke’s lobster (claw and knuckle meat), some brioche bread, and some butter.
Toast the buns and mix the seasoning into your butter and pour it over your toast. Simply fantastic

>>13649813
Gluten free condoms.

>>13651417
all condoms are already gluten free

>>13649813
Five avocados and eight lemons. Thanks, bruv.

>>13649813
Ex employee here. Remember to ask the butchers if things are gluten free. We hate that shit.

Cheetos doritos and fritos

>>13649913
> seven limes