/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13647306
I don't get it. Is she trying to be salt bae but for smoothies?

>>13647306
imagine her steaming turd sitting proudly on top of your rachitic chest

>>13647306
>that nose
If a woman ever acted like her in front of me I would turn 360 degrees and walk right out of there. Fucking degenerate slut whore.

>>13647325

>I would turn 360 degrees

So you would walk towards her?

>>13647338

>>13647325
Yeah, that kind of behavior is becoming increasingly unattractive to me. It's like how dangerous animals are brightly colored.

women are a meme

>>13647306
equal parts
frozen kale
frozen festival fruit blend
frozen triple berry

top with water.

i eat this everyday. it looks like purplish diarrhea, but i have gotten used to it. it's the only thing that i eat that is remotely healthy.

>>13647352
>frozen kale
enjoy your oxalates

>>13647314
>imagine her steaming turd sitting proudly on top of your rachitic chest

for me, its banana and strawberries with hemp juice

>>13647355
shut the fuck up retard

Smoothies are the ultimate zoomer garbage.
Zoomers are literally too fucking lazy to eat a fucking fruit or a veggie so they need everything to be already premade and easily digestible for them
Hell, they are even too fucking lazy to grind them themselves, so they go to those overpriced hipster smoothie places where they pay 10$ for a banana, a carrot and an apple in a cup
God, I fucking hate zoomers

>>13647388
that hairline is insane

>>13647306
she looks like my sister

>>13647430
Lucky bastard

>>13647388
get grapes. forget them and come back 30 years later after bacteria eat part of them then die. boomers pay 10,000 a bottle for this

get grapes. use tech to extract maximal nutrition instantly. boomers call it 'zoomer garbage'

>>13647306
I fucking LOVE women

>>13647536
you take that back faggot

>>13647527
What a retarded fucking post

>>13647346
Kids these days just don’t know how to make an exit...

>>13647325
>2/10 elbows too pointy woodnaught fug

i make a smoothie once or twice a week. its nice because you can use different frozen or fresh berries for flavoring, while also throwing in some greens for nutrition. also good to include a serving of yogurt, especially for something you can drink on the go. cleaning the blender is a pain in the ass though!

>>13647352
>remotely healthy
hehe

>>13647306
She turns the blades upside down at the end, while spinning and dancing. Smoothie would have dripped all over the floor of the kitchen. Totally unnecessary.

>>13647312
No, she's at home enjoying herself around and her dumbass boyfriend uploaded footage of their shared private moment.

>>13647306
>things I will never have

>>13647306
Attention whore!

>>13647922
Yea, bullshit, no woman acts like that without expecting it to be posted online.

>>13648125
My wife does, but only when we're alone.

>>13647306
this dumb shit is why women think 2500 calorie starbucks milkshakes are the trick to "staying thin", resulting in women being mostly fat these days.

>>13648204
>nnnooooo! wimmin duuuuumb! wiimmmin faaaat!
>me smart! me take high test supplements!