/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13644110
for me, it’s the mcchicken

>>13644114
no shit? Me too!

>>13644114
this

>>13644114
Fpbp

>>13644110
Crab legs, I've never done them before though so it will probably be shit

>>13644110
Imagine the smell of her vinegary shits after eating that

>>13644110
Probably just something a little more time-consuming than I'd normally be able to make. It's cold as shit here so I've been thinking I'd make some beef stew with scratch-made biscuits and then maybe a berry tart to finish.

>>13644110
GF? Nothing. Daughter and I are making raspberry cheesecake together, though.

>>13644293
Sounds tasty. Make sure the beef stew is nicely thick, and try some warm and crispy garlic bread instead of biscuits.

>>13644296
Aww, that sounds sweet. Hope you guys have fun

>>13644110
>Garlic
Why do this on a day designed to be intimately close to someone?

>>13644539
>his partner doesn't like garlic
Why are homosexuals such prudes?

>>13644110
Not really my girlfriend, just the girl I am banging who I like the most among them,
but Chicken Tikka Masala.

>>13644524
Whats the secret to thick stew? Is it just flour? When do I add it?

>>13644296
Based

>>13644539
When both eat it, it doesn't matter.

>>13644562
>cringe

>>13644554
Why do you know so much about homosexuals?

This many posts and not one creampie joke

>>13644110
nothing i guess, she's really scared and wont come out.

Shrimp alfredo would get me a rimjob and probably a good pegging if I asked.

>>13644110
I'm so fucking lonely, bros.

The bf wants steak however he's better with beef than I am so he's cooking it. I'm making the mashed potatoes and bok choy salad like he likes. I had thought about making a nice dessert like a cheesecake or a ganache tart but he said he would prefer a dark chocolate lava cake since we usually have lemony desserts.

>>13644911
What are you doing about it?

My best friend invited me to come into town on Friday and insists his fiancé is cool with it. We're going to go see Sonic the Hedgehog and then go to my favorite beach bar and drink shots of jager and eat fish tacos.

I have a feeling the wedding will be called off by the time I leave town on Monday.

>>13645203
Wallowing in my own self pity.

>>13645528
Girls love that

I'm cooking pic related. You will notice that there's no picture in my post. This was a deliberate choice.

>>13645533
really?

>>13644110
>gf
Someday... Someday...

>>13644110
Nothing

>>13644268
Just serve with some melted butter in a cute dipping glass and you'll be good

>>13645853
only if you can also play the guitar, or write decent poetry.

>>13644565
Coat meat with flour then cook slightly before add other ingredients. The potatoes also add thickness but the trick is to cook long enough they are soft but not so long they completely break down

>>13644268
Remember that when you get crab legs, there's a strong possibility they've already been cooked. You just want to lightly steam them really just to heat them through. Don't boil them or you'll take the taste out of them.

>>13644565
After you brown the meat (and brown means BROWN, not gray) and remove it from the pot, after you saute your aromats (onions, celery, carrots, whatever) add the flour to the aromats when you judge they're soft. Then add your stock and herbs. Once it's all come together in a boil (It'll be awfully ugly so don't freak out), then you add the meat back to the pot and cook.

>>13644110
No gf so gonna get some Impossible Whoppers, a 12 pack of PBR, some cocaine, and that DUDE WEED and play my Nintendo Switch.

>eating gf's fetus collection
>for valentines

>>13645875
>or write decent poetry

What did he mean by this?

>>13644110
>gf

>>13644114
based

>>13644110
you ain't getting no pussy if that pasta is from a box/bag

>>13644110
Chicken Cordon bleu with a wine and swiss sauce. Or chicken francese. I like em both a lot as does she. Key with them both is to pound the fuckin hell outta the chicken breast with it in a ziplock with olive oil. Will make the meat so fuckin tender. Ill serve the cordon bleu with broccoli and rice pilaf, the francese with pasta and asparagus.

>>13646452
sounds fucking awful brother

>>13646457
i love both dishes

>>13644110

I'm making a Bienenstich cake with my kids on Valentine's Day.

>>13646480
I hope you don't get arrested.

>>13644110
I won't be cooking her shit because we both have to work.

Daddy Jack did a valentine's day dinner video so I'll probably make that for my wife

>>13646842
That's Jack Scalfani. Daddy Jack is another dirty fat slob with horriblle cheffer practices but at least Daddy Jack has his own restaurant.

nothing. right now we're taking a break so she can find herself, and i trust her and respect her independence completely

>>13647121
it's the right thing to do anon, it's the right thing to do.

>>13647121
>she

>>13645875
>2020
>writing women poetry

For what purpose, so they can upload it on their Instagram to gloat they have beta orbiters?

>>13645875

What if I can make a guitar and recommend The Handmaids Tale? I read Surfacing before any of this shit became mainstream, back in the 90s..

>>13647121
you should be looking for a replacement in the meanwhile anon. trust me.

>>13649183
>>13647123
thank you for the genuine replies, i thought i was just baiting >lol ur gf is getting rammed by bbc as we speak posters. it's actually a bit more complicated than that and i know what i need to do, it's just running through my head constantly. women make you crazy

>>13649307
No, you're just batshit. Don't shoot anyone in a crowd, please.

>>13649321
false flag

>>13644110

I baked some rye sourdough. I will make her a few sandwiches for breakfast since she is leaving early for a job interview.

>>13649430
I hate job interviews. What position is she going for?

>>13644110
Raised cock, with some white cream sauce

>>13644286

I'm going to get 2 prime ribs for myself, some good red wine, and some hefeweizen

Spend the day gaming/listlessly wandering around like usual