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/ck/ humor thread

>> No.13636298

>>13636291
>plebbit humour thread
ftfy

>> No.13636308

>>13636298
fuck off retard, that's a classic meme

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>>13636308

>> No.13636345

>>13636291
fuck off dipshit

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>> No.13636794

>>13636375
Is the fucking banana gonna pump soapy water up it's ass to render it deliciously smooth and edible for me?
No?
Then it can fuck off.

>> No.13636798

LMAO
You pathetic racists with your "ck humour" threads...
Wait, hold up.

>> No.13636801

>>13636298
this image is older than reddit and you

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>>13636777
that thread was awesome

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HERE FOR THE OLDFAGS

>> No.13636818

>>13636375
if that part of the banana touched a girl’s butthole i’d eat it.

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>>13636794
>>13636818

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>> No.13636844

>>13636825
to be fair this is chopped and the only chicken he had to use was nuggies and they would have been horrible if he stripped the breading and did something else with them.

>> No.13636846

>>13636808
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao!!!

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>>13636308
>that’s a classic meme

>> No.13637677

>>13636863
go back

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>> No.13637746

>>13637708
based and redpilled

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>> No.13637788

>>13636844
Cutthroat Kitchen, not Chopped. Chopped is the one that takes itself seriously.
And the judge never knows what exactly happened in the show to generate the dishes until after the show is over.

That said, between Chopped and CTK on the charity episodes, Chopped doesn't look great. Only one of the charities gets money. On CTK, not only does the winning charity get the max donation, the others get a solid one too.

>> No.13637819

>>13637753
Jack is such a pseudointellectual

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>>13636808

>> No.13637856

>>13636298
If back in 2006 I knew that there would be a massive newfag wave like that of 2016 that would become the majority and make absolutely no attempt to familiar themselves with board culture before shitposting, I would have left then. Congrats reddit zoomers, you’ve turned the internet into a Facebook tier circle-jerk

>> No.13637876

>>13637856
I'm with you anon. Fuck election tourists.

>> No.13637877

>>13636794
>soapy water
>up the ass
Enjoy killing your intestines

>> No.13637944

>>13637856
The best part is when they start accusing others of being redditors, even though that's exactly where they came from.

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>>13637835
Why did the mods delete that thread?

>>/ck/thread/13635656

>> No.13638076

>>13636807

Is that Samwise?

>> No.13638105

>>13637753
>2 strokes
>right arm is basically dead
>probably diabetic
>in a wheelchair
>gets visibly fatter with every new video
There's no way his doctors haven't tried helping him make the connection between all that shit and what he eats.

>> No.13638127

>>13638105

It has to be some sort of mental illness with him.

There's a Twitch streamer whose name I forgot, he's the same way. Mental illness, alcoholic and diabetic. His leg is splotchy, black and dying because he refuses to exercise, go to AA meetings and eat healthy.

>> No.13638135

>>13636833
:(

>> No.13638328

>>13636794
>soapy water up it's ass
>smooth and edible

Yeah, just like the Hershey squirts she’ll end up injecting into your mouth from the soap fucking up her intestinal tract.

>> No.13638346

damn op's really bringing me back, i remember having this image saved on my iphone 3g and thinking it was like the perfect joke

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>> No.13638425

>>13638401
What the fuck

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homegrown is best

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>> No.13638533

>>13638510
>>13638528
Fuckin' Russians

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>> No.13638948

>>13637945
Read the rules.
>18. No fun allowed.

>> No.13638966

>>13638365
those chips are expired

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>> No.13638980

>>13638970
This reads like a Youtube Poop

>> No.13638990

>>13638980
old 4chan was basically youtube poop in print form.

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>>13636786

>> No.13639010

>>13636863
PLEASE LEAVE

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>>13638997

>> No.13639024

>>13637753
>Wake up!

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>>13638513
>put in in the freezer to disinfect it

>> No.13639038

>>13636308
i mean it is but it was always unfunny imho
doesn't mean newfags are allowed to be revisionists though

>>13636863
quiet newfag

>> No.13639039

>>13639014
Life imitates art.

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>>13638519
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THIS IS A FELONY.

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Hueg is a relative term.

>> No.13639060

>>13639051
I miss the PC build lists which would have 2000 poptarts included.

>> No.13639074

>>13639051
I wonder what a 1 lb 6 oz poptart would be like
>>13639060
newegg never sent me a free gift even though I ordered so much stuff from them over the years

>> No.13639077

>>13638990
That's intermediate 4chan. Old 4chan was just weeaboo shit.