/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13635468
Iced vanilla latte(coconutmilk) with caramel at the bottom(very important) and extra caramel on top

heaven.

>>13635468
Passion tea lemonade + mint syrup + fruity flavor of choice

Super refreshing and tasty

>>13635468
In what kind of situation do I "have to" go there?

uh?? I guess one of your varieties of uhm.. let me think FUCKING COFFEE? AND DONT EVEN DARE TO ASK IF I WANT ANYTHING IN IT YOU F*CKIN BITCH

>>13635468
Delicious. She looks like she has low self esteem and you could emotionally and physically hurt her while having sex with her.

>>13635508
ok boomer

I don't like sugar or flavor in my coffee.
What do I get there?

>>13635468
Coffee sucks at Starbucks though. Just get a glorified milkshake (frap) like everyone else

>>13635468
tall pikes please, black

>h..hi could I get a t-tall...

>Umm sorry sir could you SPEAK UP please?

>>13635551
Maybe if boomers didn't scream their orders into the microphone, talking at a normal volume would be loud enough. UM YA CAN I GET UHH.

Green tea lemonade

>>13635509
Why are you so edgy?

>>13635468
Green tea frappuccino made with heavy cream and with raspberry syrup.

t. worked at sbux for a couple years

>>13635513
>>13635468
Cold brew w/ coconut milk, light ice and a shot of espresso.

If you order anything from off the board other than black coffee itll be loaded with sugar and disgusting. The following anons are fat pigs:
>>13635476
>>13635482
>>13635515
>>13635636
>>13635867

You shouldn't listen to these guys. Be healthier.

>>13635468
I order black coffee and get looked at like i'm from another planet.

>>13635468
>I'll take a vanilla bean frappuccino and uh... would it be ok if u like, spit in it a little bit?

This is usually what I ask for. I can't really taste the spit but knowing its there helps me

Can i git uh....
>breast milk latte?

>>13635468
I would just order a medium latte
No idea what all these fancy pants drinks are

>>13635468
i hate starcucks

>>13635468
i always get a flat white because none of them know how to make it correctly but it tastes better than real ones
i also use all of my rewards to order complete garbage like a macchiato with 30 pumps of syrup and heavy cream instead of milk just to piss off the employees

>>13635882
The thread is asking for interesting drinks, not little bitch drinks

>>13635505
having friends probably

>>13635509
incelism gives you such odd fantasies

>>13635513
they serve regular coffee there. Shocking, I know but you can order americano or whatever and they'll know what you're talking about

>>13635867
ty going to try that today.

>>13635505
friends, family, coworkers, classmates, airports, different venues like conferences, concerts and other events.

You'd be surprise how often you can find yourself stuck with starbucks if you move around a bit.

>go to Starbucks for the first time
>Understand the idea of size, contents, etc
>Know the different types of coffee
>Generally not a retard and can understand most things
>Look at the menu, it's a long line so can't see it
>As I get closer can read the menu
>Realize something's off
>The menu is backwards for how you order the goddamn thing
>Getting closer to the cashier
>Still can't get over the fact the menu is backwards
>You can still order it but it shouldn't be laid out the way it is
>Get to cashier to order
>Ask for a water, not settled on what I want
>"You can just skip the line and ask for water you know"
>"You know the menu is laid out backwards and you'd have to order backwards if you've never been here before right"
>They look
>They have a sense of panic because it's true
>They get the manager out to talk to me
>I didn't ask for this
>Manager wants to understand how it's backwards
>Tell them to look at it, and give an example order based on other customers orders I'm hearing
>then tell them to look at the menu
>They realize the problem instantly
>They've worked there for 10 years
>The only one they've ever had mention this was me
>I never decided on what I wanted
I've only ever ordered water at a Starbucks. I had no ice.

their pink drink is actually delicious but theres no reason for the dehydrated strawberries to be in there

>>13635882
>Cold brew
>Extra shot of espresso
Based and delicious

>>13635505
I get it if a friend or family member really wants to go there, but I never have a problem avoiding Starbucks otherwise. Why would you need Starbucks at a concert? Also whenever I fly there are lots of options with coffee or other caffeinated beverages other than Starbucks. Generally I avoid them due to the lines at airports and the rest of the time I avoid being in a habit of spending a retarded amount of money on coffee and convenience food. Even though I could afford it and I like to go out to eat plenty, it really bothers me to spend money on prepared coffee for some reason.

>>13636865
How is it backwards

>>13635476
>>13635482
>faggy cloying drinks
>reddit-spacing
Either roasties or redditors.

>>13635513
Americano is the way to go

>>13636521
>>13636965
You mean that hot water they've soaked with burnt ass turds.
What to get if you just want a decent unflavored regular coffee

>>13636619
>friends
They can have it. Doesn't mean I have to. Though none of my friends really fuck with Starbucks.
>family
None of mine go there.
>coworkers
You mean a situation like someone saying "I'm going on a Starbucks run; want anything?" The answer is 'no, thanks.' Besides, my office gets coffee from a local place. Or Dunkin'.
>concerts
The fuck?
>other events
When I've had to travel for work, I did the same as I do when I'm not traveling: I don't get Starbucks.

>>13636865
i dont understand, how is it backwards?

>>13635468

ice water

>>13635468
black coffee

>>13635782
I'm based

Coffee, black.

>>13636865
What part is backwards? The menus list the drink sizes from smaller to larger. I've never noticed anything difficult about ordering there.

>>13636962
>my god his cynicism and assholishness has spread to even the most harmless of topics.

it must be hard to be you anon...

>>13636865
fucking schizo

>>13636865
>"You can just skip the line and ask for water you know"
No you can’t.

>>13635468
Go at 2pm and order regular coffee. They don't know what to do.

>>13636962
IF I DONT LIKE IT, IT MUST BE REDDIT PLUS IM A VIRGIN

>>13635468
water

>>13635468
Just write your phone number on the cup and piss in it. We both know where this is going anyway.

>>13635468
I'd like a coffee blacker than your boyfriend, please.

feel like a cuck spending $2.5 on coffee at dunkn

>>13635512
hahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahaaaaaa Le funnnnyyyyyyyy booooommmmmer mmmmmmeee.mmmmeee

>>13635476
the drink of supreme gentleman

>>13635468
>One cummy frap, young lady!

>>13635505
I've had to wait at a starbucks for three hours while my car got diagnosed for transmission shit.
Being a cheap fucker I ordered a black coffee, threw the free sugar and creamer in it, and nursed it while browsing 4chan.

>>13636937
>>13637670
>>13637980

He's sperging because he doesnt understand tall = small and wants grande to be the largest size because grande looks like grand

Black coffee. No room for cream.

>>13642134
Or maybe it's because 'grande' literally means 'large' in Italian. 'Venti' means 'twenty,' alluding to, I would guess, its 20oz volume.

Either way, if that's what he was getting at, I don't see how that's backwards. Stupid, yes, but not backwards.

>>13642335
>'grande' literally means 'large' in Italian. 'Venti' means 'twenty,' alluding to, I would guess, its 20oz volume.

Arent euro serving size tiny though? 20 oz. WOULD be large. Also do they even use oz. as a unit of measure? Wiki gave me a spreadsheet

>>13642370
Not the point I was making. I was making the point that it's unlikely sperganon >>13642134
>wants grande to be the largest size because grande looks like grand
but if he did want grande to be the largest size, it might be because 'grande' means 'large.'
>aren't euro serving sizes small
Yeah, but idk wtf sizes Starbucks have in the US. I've only been to one when I've been to America. We have one or two in my country, but I've never visited.

>>13635468

Ask for the tarbat latte. It's nitro tar, flavoured with cacao powder, bat extract, caramel, semen, beyond milk, and a fresh helping of corona virus.

>>13642423
>in the US
Sorry. I meant 'outside the US.'

>>13635513
Grande Pike Place

>>13635468
Large vanilla bean frappucino with soymilk, coconut milk, whey powder, and a whole banana and some caramel sauce blended in there. Add caramel walls and caramel drizzle as well.

Shit's cash. Used to work there, and would make these bastards for my friends every time they'd come in at like closing time.

Coffee. Black. Grande

qt barista piss

There are only two starcucks in my city of 500k. Is that good or bad?
Funny thing is also they are virtually next to each other

>>13636865
>I've only ever ordered water at a Starbucks. I had no ice.

Deep in the bosom of the gentle night
Is when I search for the light
Pick up my pen and start to write
I struggle, I fight dark forces in the clear moonlight
Without fear
Insomnia
I can't get no sleep

>>13643352
She's cute but she really need to learn a second pose.

>>13643389
Like squatting over my face and dropping a nice fat dookie?

>>13643411
no, MY face

>>13643425
You are going to have to fight me irl. I know gorilla fighting tactics. Ain't nobody will steal her tender butt chocolate from me

>>13643427
I'll fucking smash you irl, here's a photo of me

>>13636077
getting diabetes to mildly inconvenience the wagies, yeah I'm thinking he's based

>>13639424
>roastie-tier comeback

Will I be laughed at in the back if I order black coffee?

>>13636875
I work at starbucks and you can't believe how many people ruin that drink by adding extra extra dehydrated strawberries, blackberries and dragonfruit.

>>13636962
Why does everyone on here get so upset about proper spacing? The paragraph is over, so you start a new line.

I used to work at a retail store that had a Starbucks in it. My best friends all worked there, and they made some killer shit and had me taste test it.
Now, I don't know half of what they made. I do know that one involved breaking the rules and tossing a blueberry muffin into the blender and making a frapuccino with it.
If you don't care about sugars or anything, try a Cotton Candy Frap with Strawberry puree added during the blend. It ends up being a vanilla frap with raspberry and strawberry. There's also a drink called a chocolate covered strawberry that is pretty good. Foggy London's (Also called London Fog) is an absolutely excellent tea.
I also once drank 24 shots brewed all at the same time, all in the same cup. Worst experience of my life.

I know nobody will believe me but I guarantee you every other country is complaining about #GrandeIsn'tLarge and that proves it worked

>>13645851
that guy gets his panties in a knot whenever anyone does "reddit spacing".

something that is not a reddit thing and was done on 4chan before reddit existed and is done everywhere else but he thinks he's the old guard of 4chan protecting his virginity.

>>13643352
ah the ol' I hope this job works out or else it's pole dancing for me look.

>>13635882
This is the one

>>13635468
Medium iced dirty chai with two shots, fuck with me

>>13645851
Starting a new line =/= leaving spaces between paragraphs, plebbitor/roastie.

I have this thing where I'm a bit slow (some might say i'm retarded), so when i'm in a foreign country and somebody speaks to me, i always take an extra 2 seconds to register what they just said to me. I don't understand it immediately.

So i went to Starbucks in the US once, and after ordering, they asked for my name. And i didn't answer immediately, so they said "alright whatever, im gonna call you superman".

I thought that was really condescending and rude. And for me, it's the Vanilla Latte imo

>>13646499
people in the US are generally shit so sorry

>>13635468
Flat white pls

>>13635468
The only Starbucks drink I like is the nitro cold brew
>>13636521
Yeah every Starbucks I've been to and tried an Americano it's burned as hell

One medium iced black coffee please

>>13647507
>Yeah every Starbucks I've been to and tried an Americano it's burned as hell

try the blonde I guess. Ive heard its the only non-shit roast they have

>>13646499
what race were they

>>13635468
non-fat decaf white chocolate mocha extra whip
tell em I sent ya

>>13648381
>non fat
>extra whip
fucking retard

>>13648271
White, but from the accent, I'd say Eastern European

coffee.
.
.
.
.
.
black.

English breakfast tea. Splash of milk.

Starcuck here
>pink drink light ice light acai juice
>black coffee, dark roast if available (before 11am or pour over if you wanna make them pissed)
>doppio blonde espresso
>guava white tea no sweetener light ice
>blonde flat white
>anon said it earlier, cold brew with a shot and coconut milk light ice
>straight nitro. Do not order at the drive through
>tall oatmilk mocha 2 pumps of mocha no whip

>>13648828
Those blades being stored like that activates my autism

>>13635468
How do people develop these overly convoluted drink orders? When I go to a coffee shop, if I ever go to a coffee shop, I just look at the menu and pick something off the menu. Where do people get the whole order of mix and matched ingredients that don't even appear in the menu, with the OCD-like list of what comes in what order like in >>13635476?
How do the cashiers even price these orders? Legitimately curious.

>>13648415
while those two things contradict each other a bit, it could be argued that they just enjoy the whip more separated. i know that feel being somewhat of an autist

>>13635468
>that feel when you order a rare drink to confuse the baristas
Thats the only reason I go to starbucks these days

there's only one drink for me

>>13637911
>I'm based
You must be 18+ to post on this website. Killing yourself is also an option, fucking faggot.

>>13637343
go to Sheetz you dumb nigger

>>13651217
Sheetz coffee sucks redneck

>>13635468
Green tea frappachino with coconut milk, raspberry instead of classic syrup, and lemon zest (if they have it there)

>>13649162
Starbucks doesn't list like have the shit on their menu. If you use the app you can see a bunch of the options. I know the stuff because i used to work for Starbucks tho

If you want brewed coffee, get the dark roast. Preferably komodo dragon blend, easily the best blend behind Casi Cielo and Anniversary blend. Dont get normal espresso, the apron wearing monkeys that work at starbucks usually dont calibrate the espresso machines but if you want to get an espresso beverage, get blonde espresso. What I used to get is a cold foam cold brew with matcha powder added into the foam (usually two scoops). You can do this with sweet cream cold brews but its a lot of sugar, tastes amazing though. Oh and the new cold brew that's coming out tastes like ass, don't even bother trying it.

>>13635468
let me get your largest cold brew coffee please?

that's all i ever order from this place desu

>>13651619
unironically will order this next time thanks dood

>>13646499
>superman
dubs checked and dont worry anon, they were probably just making an attempt at a joke, i'm sure they didn't mean to be rude. americans are hospitable and caring of others but also oblivious, nobody here sane enough to hold a job would say something like that with rude intentions, but almost everyone would out of stupidity.

>>13635468
order a water and tell them they have to write your name on the cup

>>13651146
what is upside down water

>>13635468
Grande Nitro Coldbrew with almond milk, add vanilla.

>>13652204
>he doesn't know

>>13635468
TRENTA ICE WATER WITH A LARGE STRAW PLS