/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13626153
For me it was when I realized I lived on the same planet as frogposters

>>13626157
>muhh frog posters
who gives a shit, tell me an embarrassing story u fuck I made this thread ontopic stop trying to derail it

>>13626158
you type like a fat person

Ive never had a catastrophic accident, but I did serve undercooked scalloped potatoes at christmas this year. Pretty embarrasing

>>13626160
i am fat, but my typing degraded as I started drinking heavily over the last year. I still type at like 110 wpm, but my grammar and word choice has been getting worse. I plan on stopping soon. Why the fuck are you commenting on my typing that's not the purpose to the thread.

>frogfucker
>is an idiot
Pottery.

>>13626172
it’s time to log off and hit the gym gramps

>>13626188
stop bullying me and let me know about your failures

>>13626193
my greatest failure is opening this thread

>>13626157
why would anyone hate frogposters, I don't understand. Is it because of the association with trump?

>>13626532
it's the association with /r9k/ autists, you incel swine

>work in restaurant
>slow day
>get done with prep and cleanup early
>decide to make milkshakes as a treat for me and my co-worker
>make a blender full of strawberry milkshake
>ice cream gets gummed up on the blade because it's so thick and cold
>use a red silicon spatula to help unstick it as a i gently pulse the blender
>pour glasses
>hand one off to coworker
>go to dishroom to cleanup blender and enjoy mine
>get about half way
>start to notice something isn't right
>small bits of rubber in my shake
>pause for a minute
>look at spatula
>parts of it have been torn off in the blender
>peak around corner
>coworker is looking at his glass skeptically and digging pieces of something out of his mouth
>panic
>throw spatula away
>quickly clean up blender and throw away the rest of my shake
>never mention it
>coworker never says anything
>a few days later notice the red spatula is back, someone dug it out of the trash as the boss still wanted to use it
>nobody ever said anything to me though i figured they all knew
I don't even know why I didn't think of it while I was doing it. It's such a stupid thing to do. It's like my brain stopped working.

>>13626555

not the best green text story pal

>>13626555
lel

>>13626555
did the coworker finish his shake?

>couple years ago
>in a rush
>making toast
>toast gets stuck in toaster
>is somehow so far down that I can’t reach without burning my hand
>get a butter knife to get it out
>put it near toast hole and realize what I’m about to do
>holyfuck.png

and that’s how I almost experienced Darwinism firsthand

>>13626555
kek’d and chekd

Embarrassment is for oversocialized losers who havent done the work of developing their own sense of self.
Own up to your mistakes and learn from them.
Move on to make new and better mistakes.