/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13622574
im not a fucking degenerate

I always lick the plate

>>13622574
Three times, all at my grandmother's house.

>>13622586
>he doesn't lick the plate
ok tranny

>>13622574
i have never experienced joy in my life ever

>>13622574
Yes. My grandmother's spaghetti recipe is so good, I always lap up the sauce on the plate with bread, but I won't hesitate to lick if there is no more bread. Thank god I managed to replicate it and make it even better.

>>13622671
recipe?

>>13623421
It's kinda... white trash spaghetti, so a lot of this is probably nostalgia, but here you go:

Brown 1lb beef, throw in about half an onion (basically liquefied) and a tablespoon of garlic, let it sweat a little in the grease, then drain the fat. Pour in 2 cans of tomato sauce, I rinse the cans with about 1/4 a cup of red wine to get it all out, then pour it all in the sauce. Add a hearty amount of italian herbs (idk like a tablespoon or two, I just do it by taste), onion powder and garlic powder (if the fresh stuff isn't enough), a decent bit of black pepper, some paprika, about 1/2 teaspoon of cayenne, like 2 tablespoons of salt (but maybe do less, since I like my sauce salty), but I also substitute some of this for MSG from time to time (just a large pinch). For the pasta, it's gotta be angel hair, spaghetti noodles are just too thick. If it's done just right, it should be very savory but with some mild fruitiness to it.

foie gras poutine

>>13622574
you'll just have to take my word for it but what ill do is, ill take two of thease microwave meals, and heat them up together for about 6 mins, then i put both the potatos and meat in a raised plate and mash it with a fork. making a slop of potato sauce and meat. and it is absolutely delicious.

>>13623589
kys for hyping up obvious garbage

>>13624297
Seethe, cuck retard. Lmao dumb nagger

>>13622647
based and redpilled

>>13622574
any time I eat eggs and yolk gets on the plate

>>13622574
i let the dog lick the plate

>>13622593
Same. Every meal I cook is that good.

Shrooms after my friends and I divided them 3 ways and there was some dust on it

>>13624297
Hey, fuck off. It tastes good at the very least. It's a spaghetti recipie, what world-changing things were you hoping for?

>>13624288
I do the same thing on occasion and now I know why old people love this shit. It's basically a vacation for your mouth

>>13622574
no, but i eat the juice with white bread if it's tasty

>>13622574
Yes. Prime ribeyes bring out the animal in me.

>>13622586
>>13622593
The duality of man

I always either lick the plate or use a bread to swipe up the last remains of the food. I do it mainly because it was good fucking food, but also because I have a tendency to leave used plates and glasses etc in the kitchen and they dry and become a pain to wash. Cleaning the plate with a bread first usually prevents this, and I can continue with my sedentary lifestyle.

>>13624297
Expecting anything out of this place
You need to grow up

Yesterday I tried making hummus with toasted walnut paste instead of tahini (because I had tons of the former and none of the latter).
So it turned out so overwhelmingly flavourful I cleaned all the utensils with my finger till they shone.

>>13622574
Never in public, always alone

>>13622574
I'm on the lick plate diet. You serve yourself a meal, empty the plate into the garbage, and whatever you can lick off the plate is your quota for that meal.