/ck/ - Food & Cooking

For me, I am the McChicken

>>13621484
a piece of buttered bread with some crystal on it

>>13621491
Noooooo, not the crystals, my body can't process them!

Beef, gravy over rice.

>>13621484
Water.
I giveth life and taketh away

>>13621484
For I am

>>13621491
Based and tweakpilled

>>13621487
I fuck you

Chorizo chicken because im a greasy beaner

>>13621487

>>13621484
Sloppy Joe.

>>13621487
fpbp

>>13621484
i am the salmonella

a nice plate of carbonara

>>13621961
i thought that was yellow big chungus for a second

>>13621484
Karele. Esoteric, offputting, and addictive.

steamers and lobster

fish and crisps w/ vinegar

>>13623272
Cleveland Steamers, amirite?

>>13623309

Uncomplicated. Can be fancy, or lazy and still be delicious.

Just cheese

I am the liquor.

>>13624732
Mr lahey

'sup ladies

For I am the open face cheese sandwich

>>13621484
wtf is a foodsona?

>>13624795
if you were a food.
Just play along anon. It's just for fun

Can I be Mr. Chili Cheese Dog?

>>13625354
sure why not

I am the simple and honest rabbit stew

>>13625842
I've never had rabbit, I still wanna try it.

>>13621484
A cheesecake.

inactivated almonds

>>13625846
I love it to death. One of my favorite meats, after duck and lamb.

>>13625904
Excuse me sir, but you seem to have mistaken 4channel for this thing you call "4chan".

Alot of 4channers act like only subhumans use any other form of social media, yet were all engaged in whats basically a facebook quiz to see what bread we are

>>13626007
The difference is that our ephemeral nature is more in tune with the reality of the universe.
Also, shut up.

>>13626007
lol 4chan is nothing more than a place where people who are relatively normal go to be a bit quirky at times. With edgy humor and dick pics and dick girls.
Also, shut up.

>>13621484
we are coming

some kind of cuban-vietnamese fusion dish just like me :^) or maybe baklava, a poached peach with rose water syrup and pistachios.

>>13621491
I used to work part time at a bread factory (pretty much where the supermarket bread is produced) when I was a student and the 3 things that were free and available were bread, sugar and butter
so people would eat buttered bread with sugar (sachet intended for hot drinks) sprinkled on top
it was pretty good

i am bratkartoffeln with sauce hollandaise!

>>13626007
If the social media involves likes or upvotes, it's subhuman

Banquet microwaved Salisbury Steak and gravy over minute white rice

>>13621484
What was that beef marinaded in?

>>13621484
A fold-over ham, cheese, and spinach omelet.

>>13627469
You're a silly billy if you think (You)s aren't a dopamine-process for certain users

>>13627792
*sweats*
W-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ANON?

GIVE ME YOUR (YOU)S!!

>>13627792
retards fishing for (You)s aren't much compared to upvotes and likes. Have you ever tried to look at a reddit thread? Literally no response that isn't instantly derailed by clown faggots joking and spouting memes.

durian fruit. stinky and nobody likes me except a few weird ass gooks.

>>13627792
(You)s are more of a convenience thing so users can ctrl+f and find their replies easily. The autists who bait for them here are hardly comparable to a site whose identity revolves around it.

>>13627792
>>13628668
The whole idea of replies somehow being a commodity comes from ex-Redditors. The inline extension didn't even used to mark post citations as (You). It was added as a convenience, but then you get all these autists coming around citing post numbers incorrectly because "I'm not giving you an upvote", which generally fucks up the convenience.