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we had to get a hot sauce because the little guy was biting through the stall because he wanted to attack the big horse
so we had to rub all the wood with hot sauce
i guess you guys eat this

>> No.13617552
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13617552

>>13617549
right lads let's just get this out of the way then

>> No.13617555

you are gay

>> No.13617564

we rubbed the sauce on all the wood and king fucked off

>> No.13617571

king is the little guy
he is there for companionship
he is seriously possessed by satan angriest animal ever
but hot sauce did make him fuck off. he was trying to bite his way into the other stall to eat buzz, who is a much bigger, younger, and prettier hortse

>> No.13617574

the only thing king wants to do is bite buzz
i mean big bites, serious damage
he will bite through the door in his stall just to bite buzz
they both got caught up in barbed wire a couple years ago because king went after buzz and they both got fucked up

>> No.13617714

>>13617549
Which sauce?

>> No.13617727
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>>13617714
some one with extract
we coated the boards with it so this n-word would stop trying to chew it
it was called mongoose or something. it was extract

>> No.13617763

>>13617549
>>13617727
Damn, I could fuck that horse

>> No.13617775

he has never had sex
he's about 30 years old but nobody knows
if you try to fuck him he'll probably kill you before i can get to it

>> No.13617779

>>13617775
You mean get to me? I'd suck that horse off and fuck you up the ass at the same time

>> No.13617786

i liek this thread

>> No.13617788

>>13617779
well yeah i would kill anyone trying to fuck the horses
i think thats allowed, legally
but chances are the big horse would kill you if you tried anything
last time we had a storm he went through the barn and was covered in barbed wire
i am confident he could kill a pussy like you
>>13617786
thanks

>> No.13617800

>>13617788
Since he has such a pussy for a owner, a owner who would only resort to killing to protect his beasts if he knew it was "legal", I'm sure I could overpower that sexy horse and sodomize him any day.

Even then, I'm sure I could seduce him into a lust so deep, so powerful, that he would have to choice but to leave his home of 30 years with his "owner" and elope with me willingly!

>> No.13617803

>>13617800
you need death

>> No.13617805
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13617805

>>13617803
You seem upset. Have I struck a nerve?

>> No.13617819

well yeah youre looking to fuck a horse so that's the death penalty

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>>13617819
Jokes on you. I already fucked your horse, now I'm comin fo you!

>> No.13617856

going to get the business end of a mossberg but that is just what i want

>> No.13617866

>>13617549
Let the little faggot have a go at the big horse and get his shit kicked in
One time and he will learn

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>>13617856
Too late! You've just been raped!

You must now rape 5 other posters or else the rape curse sticks to you!

>> No.13617868

fuck you

>> No.13617869

>>13617866
Are you talkin' that shit about me? Why don't you reference my post number like a man?

>>13617868
luv u2

>> No.13618070

>>13617727
Thats a really hot chili!