/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I would not eat this if I were you

>>13615987
looks delicious

In Michigan we call this a Hot Karl

>>13615991
>>13615994
It's supposed to be a full jar of pb and a full jar of jelly
i'm thinking about making it and then putting the log in the freezer

>>13615987
>grape jelly
>no milk
>only bacon for meat
thanks reddit

>>13616001
that's something else lol

>>13615987
>bacon
>on a PBJ

>>13616003
I was referring to the picture
pb&j + bacon
i can see myself eating it albeit little embarassing

>>13616012
fruit and meat is a combo that dates back to the BYzantines anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TALoFeZQm4

>>13616017
the bread looks underwhelming in the photo

>>13615987
Anyone who hulls bread out, deserves to have thier organs removed from thier chest.

Fuck OP

>>13616012
It's pretty good. Try it sometime, you'll be surprised.

>>13615987
Elvis was not just the king of ROCK, but the king of being based too

>>13615987
>margarine
>jelly
fuck off

Sounds and looks good but probably not worth the effort. Hell bacon itself isn’t worth the effort mess or lingering smell in your kitchen and house.

>>13616132
based homo

>>13616132
Just make a regular-ass PB&J on a lightly toasted french roll but put some bacon in the middle. It really works best when the bread and bacon are warm so the peanut butter melts a bit. You can skip the "butter the outside of the bread before toasting" part but it is pretty tasty.

>>13616004
yeah that should be raspberry with seeds and chunky unsalted almond butter

>>13616004
touche

>>13616022
look at that cheap shit bread tho, and toasted with margarine? Fucking loaf deserves to have it's guts ripped out.

>>13616127
>>13616164
>>13616132
>>13616145
based and baconpilled

>>13616017
if you are embarrassed for eating something you got some serious issues.

>>13616120
None of his songs would actually be considered rock by anybody today. His shit was just prototeenybopper.

>>13616004
this sandwich has been around way before the internet you zoomer retard

>>13617360
you should feel some shame drinking soda as an adult
same with other sugary stuff like ketchup

>>13617374
you should feel shame for being insecure and thinking everybody is out to get you or judge you for everything. You are not that important

>>13617376
um I never mentioned anything about feeling shame due to fear of being judged
nice projection furfag tranny

>margarine
is this for real? how utterly shit
the thing's a super indulgent highdea meme menu item and they cheaped out on two tablespoons of butter?

>>13617364
a tool of the american war machine, a distraction and a willing puppet and a shit musician

>>13617405
and that low quality bread

>PB&J with Bacon
Okay, that's weird, but I guess it could work.

>Margarine
Fuck off. Margarine is not acceptable in any recipe. Use real butter, faggot.

>>13615987
Could other countries refrain from calling these abominations French bread?

>>13615987
No wonder Elvis died on the shitter.

>>13616004
>thanks reddit
youre not this retarded i wont allow it

>>13617473
Especially considering he ate like 5 of them at a time.

>>13615987
This is american trash baguette, french baguette is leagues removed from this disgusting looking slop

>>13616012
You don't know what you're talking about. Maybe you should start off with something light. The size of my fist. The size of a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

>>13619630
You ever try shaving your balls with creamy Jif or Skippy? It's the best damn shave your danglers are ever going to get. But if you're a grill don't you'll just get a yeast infection.

>>13619616
>american thing bad
>3rd world thing good!

>>13617416
I gave the bread a pass because this is goomer shit, but the margarine is unacceptable even for them.

>>13615987
I would eat it, probably fucking delicious.

Why is it called Fool's Gold

>>13615987
Had something similar over the weekend. Pb, fig, bacon, and KitKat on homemade white bread pretty fucking amazing

>>13620613
>chicken legs
were you in the holocaust?

>>13620624
That’s all perspective, I’ve got some big ass legs

>>13619616
I'm sure you can really taste the difference when it's hollowed out and stuffed with peanut butter, jelly, and bacon.

>>13620613
Jordan, is that you?

>>13620437
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fool%27s_Gold_Loaf

>>13617416
Kys immediately commie faggot

>>13620613
All you need is to skewer the corners of the sammy shut, clip the extra wood picks, dip the thing in egg and milk wash, and fry it like french toast...remove the picks before eating and make sure the kitkats are good and melty nom nom nnom try adding banana or hot sauce

>>13615987
Do Americans really...?

>>13620636
there's no fucking way with your knobby ass knees you lanklet

>>13615987
>margarine
That's almost plastic. Why not use clarified butter instead?

>>13617395
do you not understand what embarrassment is? now that's truly embarrassing

>>13620663
Yes you can, its still about the texture, the crust, the taste, the slight saltiness, the richness of the dough. This american piece of shit looks like the most depressing subway tier bread ever.
>>13619914
Try harder next time 56% mutt

You win the the internet good sir xDDDD

>>13621503
Back to your shithole, Boris. Don't forget to wash your dishes in the toilet.

>>13620720
no
only in kitsch/theme restaurants for effect

>>13621503
seriously, bread should have a real crust enough to hold what's on the bread

>>13621648
found on wikipedia i get no credit
pic unrelated, a romanesco broccoli purchased at 3 AM at the all night street market in NYC.

>>13621856
also, the market