/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just plain old cinnamon doughnuts or the old cream filled with a dollop of Strawberry jam.

Okay but seriously, what does a glazed ring mean?

>>13608132
A butthole dripping with semen.

>>13608134
ye sure? just sounds like some basic indian female overreacting

>>13608125
>female at work can't handle a bit of bantz

never ever hire a woman if at all possible. Drama queens

>>13608125
it's up for discussion?

bavarian creme or jelly

Just a simple powered for me, thanks

>>13608125
For me it’s got to be the humble Vanilla long john

>>13608125
Umu... I don't get where the joke is.

>>13608125
If I win millions because of police misconduct, I will go into donuts, modeled after Donut Man near LA, desu.
Specifically, his strawberry donut.
Also, that beautiful woman in Maine who mixes Maine potatoes into her donut batter.
Donuts.
That’s what I’d like to do.

>>13609076
I think its both desu.

>>13609167
I think that's just it. Some lousy indian cunt will portray it as dirty to get her white male colleague fired while she continued to stink up the place with sub par work

>>13608125
plain glazed still hot krispy kremes and sour cream old fashioned from whatever local doughnut shop. everything else is garbage

>>13609568
Don’t believe I’ve tried sour cream...

Oh god now I wish I could glaze Soraya's ring.

>>13609076
No one has ever referred to a donut as a “glazed ring.” He was talking about ejaculating on her untrimmed anus.

How did she know what that was? I never even heard it before.

>>13609789
inductive reasoning

>>13609789
She has had plenty of glazed rings.

>>13608125
chocolate labs typically are the best, although great dane also makes really good dognuts

>>13609675
hot

>>13608125
Suzy Q in Ottawa is the best I've had. The dough is so fucking good, I use to buy 6 and eat them in one sitting and then not eat for the rest of the week.

>>13608125
I don’t get the joke

>>13611997
Spunk in her fart box.

>>13609086
thank god these exist

>>13609675
What is a trimmed anus?

>>13612022
Most women have hairy anuses and trim them. I’m assuming this woman doesn’t do that.

This delicious shakshouka inspired donut. This place makes their doughnut dough very neutral, not sweet, so it works in savory applications as well as traditional ones.

>>13609078
Look, another supposed adult who thinks Are You Being Served? is funny. Quite sad to see.

>>13609422
Good call..I'm a LA resident..they have huge lines 24 hours a day..the potato doughnut seems legit..think she owns like 3 locations now..must be awesome

>>13612035
That's a doughnut? It looks very unique.

>>13609675
>No one has ever referred to a donut as a “glazed ring.”
Bakerboy, and a lot of other places sell "glazed ring (donuts)".
Am I a bigot if I point this out?

>>13612035
That's a fucking bagel

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>>13614292
So based, and yet so cringe.

>>13614266
it's a doughnut

>>13614266
Bagels are boiled and not fried retard

>>13611986
meme doughnuts

>>13614086
It's about context.

God I hate women.

But I love the taste of a plain dipped ring donut with sprinkles on it from my local donut shop. It's run by a dude I swear is pushing 80, I go there all the time and it'll be really sad if something happens to him.

Cruller

>>13611986
its like i want to eat one but i find them repulsive at the same time

>>13609086
looks like actual shit

Basic bitch donut with chocolate glaze.

Munchkins are cool too if they count.

>>13617444
>>13617444
>>13617444
check em

>>13617121
>It was merely a jest!
He was being a cunt, totally agree with her

>>13617058
I know this anon really likes a glazed ring.

Is "glazed ring" British slang?

>>13612035
Lmao get the fuck out of here with that gay ass shakshuka jewbagel egg-meme bullshit. Shakazula sucks it's a dish for idiots and yeah I'll break your computer if you got something to say about it nerd

>>13617531
I live in Melbourne and I've never heard it before.

>>13617444
This but with strawberry

For me, it's either unglazed yeast with chocolate or strawberry and sprinkles, although sometimes an unglazed cinnamon sugar cake can be nice.

>>13609675
Does it have to be untrimmed?

>However, his gag went horribly wrong when he was suspended pending an investigation.

>>13608125
I want to know what happened could someone look up James on LinkedIn or something

>>13619443
It looks like he had to start a new job in December, not sure what happened between June and December. Hope the mad lad is doing OK

>>13608132
Cumming on her wedding ring

>>13608125
For me, its donut holes

>>13619443

>>13619703
The plot thickens

>>13619277
it's a Queensland expression

Anyone ever try the J Dilla donut place? I love Dilla's music, but I've never had a chance to try the donut place named after him.

>>13608125
Maple glazed.

>>13619703
>Glazer at Krispy Kreme

>>13609086
That looks like it either tastes really good, or really bad.

bros my town's donut shoppe that's been there since before I was born shut down a few years ago, they made all their donuts from scratch and had the best chocolate icing
how do i cope with these feelings man its genuinely worse than my grandmother dying

>>13619703
holy shit is this /ck/ P.I.?

>>13609086
Your filename is full of SHIT

>>13608125
For me, it's sour cream glazed. King of all doughnuts. Make way.

>>13620816
So you're saying the middle is empty?

>>13608125
For me it's a Boston Creme from Dunkin.
Or, if I wasn't 500 miles away, a Tatonut.

>>13609086
Is this the glazed butthole the e-mail was referring to?

>>13621124
What's going on here?

>>13609076
googling the name, its either some gay french muzzie or a white woman.

>>13608125
For me it's the hot jam donut, fresh from the fryer and rolled in sugar

>>13608125
Frosted ponuts are the best.

For me, it's the I dont eat donuts and would rather have 3 eggs, tomato and toast

>>13621744
based

>>13621744
Those are pretty good. Girlfriend is polish, paczki are pretty good too. I'm partial to maple bars though.

>>13614292
The person who drew that knew what they were doing.

>>13617451
Angry spinster detected. What's it like knowing you'll never have kids?

>>13621340
fuck you

>>13614292
>>13623604

good job americans, I am half jealous half disgusted of your donut culture

>>13619381
She's Indian so yes

>>13608125
The humble apple fritter

>>13623636
You havent even met my Doughnutsona

>>13623636
What's disgusting about it

>>13624369
I made it through this whole damn thread thinking I would wind up being the only one here in support of the apple fritter, fabulous taste anon.

It's gotta be made with real apples though otherwise it's a complete waste of time.

>>13624369
How is the apple fritter humble
They usually cost 3$+ too

>>13624630
make them yourself, yeast, flour, eggs, milk and apples all cost peanuts

>>13624652
Why would I put peanuts in an Apple fritter

>>13608125
This is the best type of donut, mini funnel cake based fried with some sort of drizzle on top, ignore the shitty sugar ones in the picture because i'm too lazy to find the right picture

>>13624748
Those donuts taste similar to beignets.

>>13624630
The fuck? They're 1.50 at the vietcong donut shop near me

>>13608132
cum fart

Bavarian cream, I guess it’s like a packzi

>>13624768
somewhat yes, but if you find a place that serves them with fruit based preserves/sauces drizzled on top you will never want a krispy kreme again

>>13612035
Seriously the dumbest shit I've ever heard of. Fuck off.

I live in the midwest near nothing so I eat exclusively Casey's donuts
Usually yeast with the maple frosting

>>13608125
Honestly? I really enjoy getting a super saccharine strawberry jelly-filled donut from 7/11 and a coffee and paying $2.11 for both before walking down by the spillway near my apartment. Just one of those things. Other than that donuts are just too high in calories for me to enjoy regularly

>>13617550
bro...

>>13626164
Bagels are jewish

>>13608125
Make way for the doughnut master race

>>13608125
>Favorite doughnuts?

>>13626630
old fashioned like this or apple cider

>>13626164
cry more

>>13621305
Donut Dip

>>13621744
panczyki?

>>13623636
for me, i probably have like 3 donuts a year. i don't like yeast donuts though. just cake ones

>>13626664
No. Hot jam donuts.

>>13626603
looks like the battered shrimp from chinese places. i'd try that