/ck/ - Food & Cooking

is jack transitioning?

>>13601224
motherfucker can barely hide his disgusted grimace when he tries it, why does he keep doing this?

>>13601236
youtube pays him to do it

>>13601224
that useless arm hanging at his side makes me irrationally angry

Jack Russell Scalfani
157 Trail Ridge Drive
Hendersonville, Tennessee
37075

Can someone make a webm of his stupid gestures in this video?
https://youtu.be/zrhyxdbK2ag

At first I was like, "ah, ok, this looks like some jack-tier shit"

Then I was "naw, the hands and movements look like a 60 year old woman"

You can imagine my surprise when the camera went to the next shot.

>>13601338
why is the house across the street from his censored in like 90% of the street view images?
that's odd

I thought he said he was on keto after his last stroke.

>>13601366
Don't worry, he said that it's for his bible study.

>>13601366
It's a new revolutionary version of keto that lest you eat sweet treat but only if they are fundamentally disgusting on every conceivable level.

>>13601372
I imagine it's similar to when he said he only orders extra portions to review a bite for Jack on the Go and says he gives everything to the homeless when the camera is off.

Jack... Lay off the cheese...

>>13601224
I just threw up in my mouth, anybody with a BMI over 25 shouldn't be allowed to participate in our society.

>>13601287
Angry that he's not dead yet? I'm confused

>>13601418
BMI is a garbage measurement. Use bodyfat or something.

>>13601338
If we sent him pizzas would he tell the delivery guy to fuck off or would he accept them?

>>13601474
Only if it's keto pizza.

>>13601474
pizza guy would be lucky to make it out alive

>>13601483
Mmmm keto
https://youtu.be/fpu5_KfxyN8

>>13601366
he has no idea how to actually do keto because he can't read. I think one of the first things he did was review beef jerky but half of them were loaded with sugar

For Jack, keto means three things: trying keto recipes he finds online for his show, eating less bread, and more fat and protein. For a dumbass that sounds like a good approximation of keto diets but close approximations aren't in the playbook

>>13601490
he is a disgusting cunt whose mother never taught him any table manners. would happily back my car over him.

>>13601338
>Jack Russell

>>13601524
He looked so happy when he could still use his right paw.

>>13601230
>Jack
wait what the fuck this is Jack? I thought this was a woman

>0:48
KEK

And he's keep on giving.

>>13601692
Fat people are hilarious

>>13601617
yeah tammy does the heavy lifting now it's kind of cute to be honest with you

>>13601887
Huh

>>13602388
you heard me bud

>le epic bad cooking fat guy
You are the reason no one takes these threads seriously.

>>13602663
You post this crap and you dare make fun of jack posting?

>>13602663
Grow the fuck up.

new as fuck to /ck/ and learning to cook,

somebody redpill me on Jack.

>>13602710
No.

>>13602710
you're gonna have to lurk for that one, it's a wild ride

>>13602726
lmao, that retarded "mincing" at the end

>>13602663
Jackposting is bread and butter /ck/ board culture

fuck off and die

>>13602970
No!

>>13602976
Send me your address in the next 20 minutes if you want an ass whooping

>>13603060
612 Wharf Avenue
That's Six One Two Wharf Avenue
Right next to the Gentleman's Club

>>13602663
>>13602663
I really, really, really hate these Facebook top down cooking videos. I don't know why I am so irrationally angry when I watch them.

>always use the same camera work
>never give measurements
>never give heat or time cooking
>OMG look at my bacon filled avocado LOL

>>13601471
>t. Fatty
BMI is accurate for 70% of Americans that don't go to the gym and sits on their ass. Especially women, who get surgery to appear to have been staying in shape.

>>13603097
t. Babish

>>13601692
Why a towel

>>13603068
are you trying to sell me diet pills? pretty rude honestly

>>13603097
they are not actually meant to teach cooking or recipes, they are for clicks and likes and all they have to do is be over the top or visually appealing or keto or vegan or use meme ingredients
but you knew that already

>>13603118
>Babish
I learnt of this man today from my nephew, what is that bizarre phenomenon of learning something and constantly noticing it?

>>13603060
big boy bite

>>13603068
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty. Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family

>>13603353
did he really fucking say that?

>>13602663
>bacon wrapped egg stuffed meatballs

>>13603402
https://youtu.be/iXVSlfZr-3w

>>13601224
Well that one surprised me. The whole time I thought it was a fat housewife. Nope, Jack. This guy's hands and body really look like an overweight middle aged cat lady's.

>>13603287

>>13603482
>>13601224
This man is married with children. Remember that.

>>13603530

The way he always lets the spoon CLANK on his teeth... FUCK.

Look at this... camera tilted counterclockwise, an awful purple hue from using cheap LED studio lights at night, and a horribly blurry picture... Jesus Christ, Jack's quality control of his productions has become lazier than his right side.

What food and what kind of restaurants do you recommend for someone who hates and does not plan to watch the super bowl and hates the NFL?

>>13603434
good god lmao

>>13602970
You're saying Jack is board culture? You are the same type of faggot who said Joey was board culture, or CP pancake girl, or that heroin addict. Fuck off with this faggotry; you wouldn't know /ck/ board culture if it plunged itself on the end of your 2 inch weenus. You know what's board culture? COOKING. Our competitions: culture. Horror stories from the kitchen: culture. People generally trying to improve a skill, and making each other laugh in the downtime: culture. Hell, I don't like Borneo or dickered cat guy, but at least she went to nice restaurants and he cooks! You fucking faggot, you who dares to lecture others about what is and is not culture when you have been here approximately one summer — unironically hang yourself by the neck until you are dead.

>>13603584
dude bro chill

>>13603708
No, he's right.

>>13603708
i fucking love this guy

>>13603714
I didn't say I disagree

>>13601366
The video in the OP is from 2018

>>13601366
Isn't keto the last thing you should be in after a stroke?

>>13603482

How did it get bigger? He went from overweight to morbidly obese in a year?

>>13601224

28% cake
20% candy canes
50% idk what, miracle whip?
2% aluminum foil

Dear god... those things had kids together.

>>13602726
But why is he using the glove on the hand that doesn't touch the jalapeño?

>>13602714

I'd put something creamy on his taste buds... :^)

>>13603965
Yes of course but the meme "doctors" say it's the evil sugar that causes strokes and diabetes.

>>13604089
He is monkey see monkey do. He knows the purpose of the glove is to make sure your hand doesn't get burny but he doesn't get the whole concept

>>13603060
what is this tongue reach thing called? is it a fat people thing?

>>13604389
its a power move, only great men like jack can do it

>>13601224
He's been doing this shit for years now, you'd think he'd actually learn some acceptable recipes and stop doing retarded shit like sprinkling broken candy canes on top of a solid pound of cream

>>13604089
Because he's only touching the nonspicy outer skin with that hand. The gloved hand is the one that's scooping out the seeds, aka the part with a majority of the capsaicin. Pay attention, he knows what he's doing. Thats why he has a cooking show and you don't

>>13604389
Cunnilingus, but you won't get it.

>>13603708
>all that fucking melted cheese

>>13603584
>heroin addict
Who, dinotendies?

>>13603584
I'm copying this gay post so I can paste it in future threads

>>13604102
that's a girl, fag

Fat. People. Are. Disgusting.

>>13602663
fuck off back to 9gag

>>13602726
>taps the knife fast while the knife itself barely moves
fucking kek

>>13603060
I don't believe we are same specie as him

>>13602710
>Why didn't x turn out?
Said Jack never.

>>13601236
not sure what you watched but that guy (whoever he is) ate the whole thing off camera.

>>13604804
>imagine being this gender

>>13603708
who is this guy? he acts like a down syndrome kid pretending to cook.

>>13604804
I hate videos with jump cuts, I hope she DIAF

Bruh

>>13604837
begone, dick eating thot!

>>13602726
How? Why? Am I too competent at things to make money off youtube advertising?

>>13604086
It's supposed to look like this

>>13601490
Why does he always stick his tongue out while eating like a disgusting cow?

>>13603584
Shut up you faggot lel

>>13604837

>>13601224
>>13601388
Typical apple watch owners.

>>13602663
rancid

>>13603878
That was when he had his second stroke.

>>13603112
BMI is a garbage measurement. Use bodyfat or something.

>>13604804
She's anti-vegan now, would you believe it?

>>13602710
>somebody redpill me on Jack.
Tired meme, best ignored. Forget you heard the name, hide threads with the word "Jack" in OP.

>>13603708
>dude bro chill

>>13603714
>No, he's right.

remember the time when jack ate raw chicken and thought it was just "juicy"

>>13603353
wait this faggot rape his wife ?

Remember that time Jack got sued because he didn't read the directions, fucked up the product, then published a video defaming it? Good times.

>>13604837
Yes let these people handle raw exotic mollusk without any food safety or regulation, what can go wrong ?

>>13604816
salt bae

>>13603239
Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon

>>13605374
>wife
>rape

>>13603060
WTF

>>13605391
he has said before that he doesn't like reading and it's an inferior medium to video

>>13605335
t. jack

>>13605374
jack is most likely parroting something he heard one of his pastors say for GBP without considering what the actual application of what he's saying implies. raping tammy seems like it would be a challenge for even those with able body and mind

>>13605536
I bet Tammy used to be a cutie. She seems like she doesn't really like Jack a lot...once the dumb fucker croaks, she'll get rid of all of his Chiristian mumbojumbo bullshit and get fucked by bulls

>>13605549
well she looks pretty rough in their wedding photo so i'm going to presume you're wrong, at least about her being cute at any point

>>13605549
They were both alright looking 20 years and 80 lbs ago

>>13605106
Jack is the walking boomer stereotype so hes guaranteed that audience, then the millennials and zoomers come to shit on him and his audience so hes really hit a good spot in every demographic

>>13601224
>Hands of a fat woman
>Turns out to be a man

>>13605344
if it's too pink for you just microwave it a little bit :)

>>13605639
and changed jewelry and clothing too!

>>13605686
don't panic

>>13605699

>>13605703
what's the matter? you don't like rare bison burgers? you ignorant

why doesn't Jack wear his MAGA hat in his videos?

>>13605780
Jack is a TERF

>>13603164
Why does he move his head instead of using his hands? In that webm you can even see how his hand recoils in horror, certain of the impending doom approaching it.

>>13605830
he's more evolved than you

>>13606007
Eggsplain?

>>13605986
Id eat this

>>13606016
i have eaten it and it is beyond disgusting

>>13606025
Have you lost a bet?

>>13606039
i posted this in the last webm thread i think but no, my friend made it for me as a joke for my birthday and we tried it
then forgot about it for 4 days on the counter and it still held its shape and consistency, and i tried it again and it was only slightly worse than when it was fresh

>>13606013

>>13606044
hoe fucking dull is tht knife?

>>13602663
I've shit things that look more appetizing than those. The beef alone was ruined with all of that seasoning

>>13603708

>>13605566
80lb? Try 180lbs.

>>13606064
I never noticed that

>>13605639
are you trolling me rn?

>>13605830
reptilian brain takes over when he sees food

>>13606046
lmao

>>13606111
they're short as hell dude, it accentuates the fatness. Jack probably weighs 300 now

>>13603434
7:33
8:12

>>13605309
Now I want to breed with her.

>>13603708
>IG thots with millions of followers pay thousands of dollars just to cuck their boyfriends with this guy
huh

>>13606181
Lol, NO! He is pushing 3.5 bills.

>>13605549
you're a bad person

>>13602710
https://youtu.be/mUwRVQcRzA0

>>13606604
lol what an idiot why even publish that. maybe that will get him stop eating at hate chicken

>webm thread
>163 posts
>30 webms

>>13603708
>rams the bone through the burger
>salt falls around the burger
what in the fuck

>>13606652
They're his gimmicks

>>13606647
>webm thread
this is a jack thread

>>13606663
My mistake

>>13603121
He's trying to make a swiss roll. After you finish baking it you wrap it in a damp towel to keep it moist. He just screwed up the actual cake part and probably wasn't careful enough with it.

>>13606677
b&j (based and jackpilled)

>>13601224
>red velvet cake "trifle"
I dunno, this seems fine to me. Jack's physique is easily the most horrifying thing in the video.

>>13606977
>Jack's physique is easily the most horrifying thing in the video
Wouldn't that apply to most of his videos?

>>13603434
>it could be handcuffs, it could be food
>food
fucking gross, can you imagine ja/ck/ going ham on his disgusting food covered wife

>>13606025
Claw father?

>>13604804
god i fucking hate women

>>13606930
thick fries suck

>>13606930
>wearing ring while cooking
foul

>>13606995
cope, incel

>>13606995
Cringe

>>13606995
Based

>>13606995
seethe

>>13607298
Where the FUCK is the lobster?

>>13606007
But how does he get out?

>>13607314
watch til the end retard

>>13606908
>using a piping bag
Fucking try hards

>>13607432
Yawn

>>13603547
maybe he was just drunk on that girl drink he's got

>>13601474
The fuck is that thing hanging off of it

>>13604804
What a retard.

>>13607581
I take that back. That's kinda mean. She is mentally retarded, isn't she? Now I'm going to hell.

>>13604804
Replace the pumpkin spice with just some cinnamon and this is a pretty good smoothie

>>13607587
>look at me, I'm so DAMAGED and messed up lol I'm going to hell

>>13601224
https://youtu.be/3WwNbLhreKM

>>13607298
>boiling your corn for that long
Yes just what I wanted, soggy boiled to death corn.

>>13603708
This shit is stupid. No wonder food is a meme now

>>13604688

Respectfully withdrawn. You keep it.

>>13604837

Thus corona 2.0 was launched.

It took gutter oil for China to put the words "food" and "safety" together, and even then only because it hurt their profits.

Truly the insect race.

>>13605161

Bahahahahahahaha jesus, epic fail is epic.

No tin foil in that recipe hahahahahaha

>>13606677

Now a ylyl thread bahahaha

>>13604804
her friend is hotter anyway, why does she tries so hard

>>13604744
yes they are, and this is unfortunately their holiday. They call it Sharter Bowl Sunday, a day when all fatasses come out in full force, carts full of chips and lives devoid of dignity.

>>13603530
yeah, i went to church with his kids lol

>>13603482
oh my god hahaha i live here, this fucker's vacationing in gatlinburg. i wish i couldve caught him

>>13603800
Lost it

>>13606604
Fighting the good fight with his voice

>>13605374
you cant rape your wife
the same way you cant steal your own car

>>13606995
same

>>13602663
>tfw kids are gonna put raw eggs with the shell into these and expect it to be like the video
Fucking kek, i'm glad it never specifies hard boiled eggs. This is fucking retarded and is most likely gonna lead to food poisoning. Who the fuck even wants this?

>>13605435
>>13608306
Jews need to get off this board. Your attempts to sabotage the bonds of marriage are not appreciated.

>>13604837
Imagine being so fucking stupid that you're holding a big water sack and you are surprised that it's filled with water

>>13605979
I know this is an old classic for being reposted countless times, but god dammit every last fucking thing about it makes me angry. I just realized, right now, that he puts it in the pan with oil and there's no bubbles or anything, because the dumb fucker put it in cold oil. God dammit jack is such a fucking disastrously retarded chef.

>>13606995
Based

Lol never change daddy Jack

>>13604408
Out does he how get eggs all breaking the without?

>>13601474
>>13601490
>>13601388
>>13601224
One thing amazed me about America is how some of the low iq americans manage to live off quite decently and earn a good amount of money. Also member a guy who was managing 4 social media accounts and basically earning a normal wage. Unimaginable in third world.

>>13608439
all the cook eggs has he to get out

>>13601224
>Baking a caking
>In aluminum foil

>>13608365

Did you see the other videos? I had no idea why this board hated him so much,but now I do. Who told him it was okay to do any of this shit?

>>13607666

>>13607314

>>13604804
It would be so easy to just rip the flimsy buttons off that dress. Oh, the drink probably isn't bad either.

>>13601356

Those weren't his hands in the video. Did you forget he can't use one arm? Plus the watch was purple and and you can clearly see his is yellow

>>13605994
I love how she uses neat little tongs to put in the doritos, like she's making high cuisine, even though it'd make no difference in presentation if she just upended the bag

>>13608784
>getting your fingers dirty after making the 30th on that day

>>13608960
What?
Just overturn the bag then use the tongs to spread them slightly more evenly.
The whole thing will leave your hands clean and will take two seconds, as opposed to minutes.

>>13608983
first we eat with our eyes... autists could never understand the art of mehecan nacho platters

>>13608924
they seriously wasted arborio rice on this bullshit?

>>13609038
What's so special about arborio rice?

>>13609053
It's very slightly more expensive than normal rice, and it's particularly suited for risottos due to its stronger grain.
For that poster to treat it like it's some expensive, refined food, he probably lives somewhere that sells it at an absurd markup as Authenthic Italian Risotto Rice™

My aunt uses it to make mixed food for her dog at times.

>>13608362
Based Jew Slayer

for once
I wish to have a webm thread without jack

>>13609487
No deal

>>13609487
But that's the best part.

>>13609487
Fuck you.

>>13603708
>we want the American audience

>>13601344
wow what a dumb fucking opinion

>>13609560
who the fuck came up with this and why wasn't he fired immediately

>>13609053
looks dry as shit and only good for instgram

>>13609523
it seems fairly unlikely that his doctor didn't tell him to consult a dietician after his diabetes diagnosis or after either of his strokes given how much of a fat ass he is

>>13606995

chad

>>13602663
I was hoping for a decent scotch egg recipe but they had to go and ruin it

>>13606995
king.

>>13603584
i agree with him and not you so it makes your point invalid

>>13608924
do amer*cans really?

>>13603708
god I hate browns

>>13609053
What the fuck is the point? Just make pulled pork?

>>13610202
Its just latin style arancini.

>>13610264
Goddamit.
This is fucking infuriating.

>>13609560
Not authentic. We'd have used Villerory&Boch or Grohe toilets in Germany.

>>13610264
wut the fuck

>>13609089
based ant

>>13610449
/Int/eresting.

>>13601287
Jack had a stroke.

>>13611456
lol

>>13601236
That's because he wipes his ass with the same food he eats with. He can never be certain what's going in his mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NWQIITKHSI&t=

>>13606677

>>13610449
I remember the first time i shit in Germany, I opened the lid and saw the shelf and laughed. Only a German who enjoys sniffing his own shit could invent such a ridiculous toilet

>>13607927
isn't that disney world?

>>13608924
>Fried Tex-Mex Risotto
But why?

>>13611762
>he's never eaten risotto balls
???

>>13609644
>>13609560
I don't care how "different" or "clean" it is, this is disgusting. Who wants to pretend their eating shit and piss?

Reminds me of the Penis pops.

>>13611443
Now this is vomit inducing.

>>13605297
Fatass

>>13603584
>CP pancake girl
I don't seem to remember this character

>>13611827
She's that spaz who's arms won't extend

>>13606995
This but unironically

>>13602663
I'm pretty sure 4chan is the reason no one takes these threads seriously.

>>13610202
Fuck I wish she was puking on me.

>>13601363
you can submit for your home to be censored
it's just a form

>>13606663
that looks pretty good actually
i'm hoping it's just chocolate and pecans and not some demonic mixture like most of his recipes

>>13607927
nigger, thats fuckin disney

>>13611508
GOT MY BBQ SHOES ON

>>13608362
youre the jew
how is restorings the mans rights and ending the modern feminist bullshit weakeaning marraige?
its the opposite you brainlet

>>13603482
What the hell is that duck's problem?

>>13611872
Based

>>13609523
doctors tell fatasses not to eat themselves to death all the time, what the fuck is this oaf going on about?

>>13607927
>>13612215
>>13611699
actual elf exposes himself

>>13612735

Fuck is wrong with you

>>13612747
>owning pets

is there a more obvious sign of low IQ?

>>13613055
I hate her

>>13613092
I imagine it's mutual

>>13613062
This should be called Pete.

>>13613063
Because this is re-Pete!

>>13613092
HE HATES HER

>>13611456
lmao, no shit
but it's really the fact that he's a fat retard who had 2 strokes and continues to eat like a dipshit that makes me mad

>>13613149
Excuse me, but Jack is on a healthy keto diet to lose weight.

>>13613205
I actually used keto to lose weight but he's such a bumbling buffoon that he will fuck up whatever he tries. GOD, he is frustrating.

>>13613205
Based, hope it works out for /ck/'s resident meme on call chef.

>>13603482
based duck

>>13602663
You posted something that's about as disgusting and wasteful as jack's cooking anon. It's terrible.

Fun fact: the coconut isn't a nut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGlvltOYTpM

>>13613293
I listened to that entire song and I'm racist now.

>>13613300
But now you know all the uses for the coconut tree (and the fruit) so you're a better and more knowledgeable person.

>>13610264
Kay is a treasure. A cursed treasure but a treasure nonetheless.

>>13601224
That looks fucking disgusting and >>13601617 I also thought it was a fat ugly woman

>>13604162
Post body

>>13613389
I'm a twink, why?

>>13605982
Some might say that's a completely abhorrent amount of sugar.

>>13608592
boiled with shit? why?

>>13613062
>>13613063
for why?

>>13613761
Al-Qaeda is recruiting and training suicide chickens (the surly kings worst nightmare)

>>13611820
BMI is a garbage measurement. Use bodyfat or something.

>>13613813
Wasn't BMI pretty accurate for like 80% of the general population. If you don't have some genetic trait, are not an athlete or have some other weird reason you do want to stay within like 19-24.

>>13613062
>>13613063
someone please post more of these