/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13598650
Nobody ever called that a "delicacy".

It's greasy, filling food you eat at breakfast to last you until late afternoon
It isn't a delicacy, it's just fucking food

It's a joke. Ten different breakfast items all made half ass. Don't even get me started on that third world cut of meat they refer to as bacon. A good ole plate of American biscuits and gravy is MUCH more hearty and isn't some big pool of grease. Also you'd have to be a real fatass to eat a full English for breakfast, but most brits are pretty tubby these days

>>13598650
its aight

Breakfast of champions.

Just needs a couple of hash browns, couple of slices of toast and a coffee/tea.

>>13598670
>fatass American talking shit about fatass Brits

>>13599100
f r i e d
t o m a t o e s

>>13598670
>you'd have to be a real fatass
>complains that the bacon is made of meat instead of mostly fat

>>13598650
>potato
>cheap nasty sausages

Looks Irish.

>>13599192
>equating eating fat with being fat

You are not smart. And it's not about the bacon being made of more meat or fat, it's that brit "bacon" is disgusting floppy leather. I wouldn't even feed it to my dog

>>13598670
>cat vomit shit slop on a lump of dough is superior to crispy bacon and eggs

smdh at idiotic americans

>>13598670
biscuits are fucking nasty
i can't believe Americans actually eat that shit
leave the gravy on the country fried steak, that shit is ACTUALLY delicious, unlike that rock hard chunk of flour and baking soda you pretend is edible

>>13599236
brit bacon is regular bacon you dumb fucking fatass retard
you're thinking of peameal bacon, or what you fucking retards call "canadian bacon"
you can't even get your insults right. fucking embarrassing

beans are not breakfast food but otherwise british breafekst is pretty gr8

Some British food looks like it'd be a good hearty breakfast if it was seasoned well. Some British food looks like shit.
>"toast sandwich"
the fuck

>>13599246
Objectively wrong. American bacon is actual bacon. You have back bacon which is basically dollar store bacon. Ours comes from the belly which is much better. And actually, we refer to your shitty back bacon as Canadian bacon. It only comes on pizza here and it's about the least liked of any topping ever

>>13599256
>you
>your
fucking retard thinks I'm a brit
I'm a fucking Canuck you absolute cuck
Also I can't believe everything you wrote was so fucking wrong
Travel more

>>13599251
ever had a toast sandwich? they're based. fry a piece of bread in dripping, season with salt and pepper in between buttered bread

>>13599256
Brts refer to bacon as bacon and peameal bacon as peamral bacon
You are the only retards who call it "Canadian Bacon"
Even we Canadians don't call it that

>>13599251
>seasoned well

Ok Jamal. Let’s just ignore the salt, herbs and spices in sausage and black pudding and the salt and paper the bacon was cured in.

>>13599256
Standard bacon in America is called "streaky bacon" in other countries, it's not unique to America.
English cut bacon has both a piece of back bacon and a piece of streaky bacon, making it objectively the best bacon. I'm not even a bong.

>>13599261
Well we needed a name for low quality, barely relevant bacon so "Canadian" was a perfect name for it.
>>13599258
There's literally nothing wrong in my post. Change my mind. Also imagine publicly admitting that you're a canuck. How embarrassing
>>13599268
But back bacon is terrible so no

>>13599290
So you misuse names and terms because of insecurity? Got it. We're the ones who look dumb here for sure
Anyway, if you'd ever actually been to England, you'd realize they do eat what you call 'american bacon' as well as what you call 'canadian bacon'
Your entire experience with this is a singular picture and you're still insisting you're right

>>13599290
Back bacon is fantastic. How can you pretend to love bacon when you only like one kind?
Do you even like the bacon, or do you just like the fat?

>>13599298
this
>discriminating against bacon types
what an absolute faggot

>>13599297
>>13599298
Are brits always so quick to get offended when you say something as simple as their food looking unappetizing? Is it frustrating since you can only buy your third world bacon when Americans can have whatever they like? How much longer will you even be able to buy bacon with most of the UK being under sharia law now?

>>13599321
>he's illiterate
Already pointed out I was a Canuck, I eat more bacon in a month than you do in your life. Both streaky and peameal. Stay mad, baconlet

>>13599321
Pic related, by the way
Go eat your humble pie

>>13599321
I'm American you retard.

>>13599328
You are most definitely a larping britbong. No one else would defend that "bacon" if it can even be called that.

>>13599330
Your country uses incorrect terminology. Get with the times, retard

>>13599321
We have both back and streaky bacon, and we can get either smoked or unsmoked from stores and butchers. What exactly is your point here?

>>13599339
Ah, no argument, then? I see
Canadians like peameal bacon, stupid. It's a pretty common breakfast food and is often eaten with bacon-bacon too.
>NO STOP CALLING BACON BACON AND PEAMEAL BACON PEAMEAL BACON
You really are fucking mad, good gosh. Why are you so mad?

>>13599339
If no one would defend it, it is only because it is not in need of defending. You are the only person on earth autistic enough to be mad about different cuts of bacon.

>>13599342
>>13599344
>>13599345
I have seen a lot of angry people online in my time, but I can't quite figure out why you're all so mad. It always seems to be this way here tho. Us Americans come to talk about food and you third worlders just shit it up getting offended over things as trivial as bacon lmao. Why are you so insecure over your food? Maybe because you know it's gross?

>>13599381
Your shitposting becomes less effective when you just keep repeating the same thing over again my dude. You gotta keep it dynamic and engaging for a proper shitpost argument.

>>13599387
Just talking about bacon. Calm down, yuropoor.

>h-he disagrees with me it m-must be shitposting....

>>13599381
>repeat the exact same arguments before
>N-NO YOU'RE NOT REALLY A CANUCK
No arguments, still

>>13599397
>everyone I don't like is a european
N O
A R G U M E N T S

>>13598650
That's not fish heads sticking out of a pie.

>>13599399
Why does there need to be an argument? We're just discussing bacon. Unless you are so angry that this feels like an argument to you? Holy fuck euros are sensitive

>>13599410
They're too used to getting fucked over by merkel in germany and their crony henchmen the french, they've lost all sensibility.

>>13599410
>>13599414
This nigga literally replying to himself now
>YURO YURO YURO
Can you accept you were wrong and stop acting like a fucking retard already

>>13599417
How wrong you are, now go suckup to your bitch merkel.

>>13599420
This is getting sad dude

>>13599417
Dumb yuro can't even call out a samefag correctly. You can't cook bacon either. Is there anything that you are capable of besides whining on the internet because an American rightfully criticized your cuisine?

>>13599425
Forgot pic related

>>13599425
>he's still acting this desperately and resorting to the same shit
You already lost
It's just the internet, man
Chill out

>>13599429
I mean you're desperately calling samefag because you have nothing else to say and no way to refute a single thing I've said. Bacon is clearly very serious business for you. Isn't there like an r/bacon or something where you can put your autism?

>>13599433
>acts like he's not the mad one here
>still going YURO YURO YURO
It's just the internet man
Nobody is going to remember this in a week if you just calm down and stop blowing this out of proportion

Euros are naturally retarded and so drawn into merkel socialism that they don't know any better.

The real pathetic thing about euros is that they like to dish out the shit and blame America for their problems but then sperg out like retards when called out on their bullshit.

>>13599321
What are you talking about? Of course you can buy streaky bacon here, everywhere. People just generally don't, because why would you pay the same for just a strip of fat?

>>13599451
One can save the bacon grease for later to use for cooking other things like eggs or sandwiches.

>>13599454
Right, that's why it's sold, so people can use it for cooking other things. Nobody would just eat streaky bacon as a whole by choice.

unironically a better version of American breakfast

Doesn't have overrated garbage like hashbrowns or pancakes with corn syrup
Instead it has tasty things like grilled tomato, beans, blood sausage

t. American

>>13598670
>americans making fun of British bacon

>>13599266
faggy jamal will need it to be halal

>>13599460
Uhh. Yes we do. The fat kind of crystallizes when you fry or bake it. It's delicious

Holy fuck yurostains really embarrassed themselves in this thread.

>>13598650
Its just a collection of things on a plate.
Its trash and I cannot understand where the fascination with it comes from.
I'm and Englishman BTW

>>13600891
That american chap losing his shit over bacon is fucking embarrassing mate. Sort yourself out

>>13600891
hours later you're STILL mad I'm Canadian

>>13600232
I love an English breakie but fuck the grilled tomatoes. I'll even pass on the beans and have tinned chopped toms with cheddar cheese.

>>13598650
I'd be fine with like a third of that breakfast, the rest is too much. A plate of hash browns, fried mushrooms, and baked beans (but better ones than the ones in that pic) with a possible addition of a fried egg would be nice for breakfast.

>>13599239
You fucking bongs have no right to complain about biscuits when english muffins are the worst "bread" ever invented

>>13599239
American biscuits made from scratch are soft and incredible. You've obviously only eaten canned ones or you're just another typical seething yuro

>>13599261
retard. brits have back bacon like you fucking dumb leafs, and they call regular bacon streaky bacon

>>13599344
>Peameal bacon is a wet-cured, unsmoked back bacon made from trimmed lean boneless pork loin rolled in cornmeal and is found mainly in Southern Ontario.
just kys retarded leaf

>>13599268
English bacon blows, the steaks in streaky bacon allow the meat to get fried all over while when cooking english bacon you cant even render the fat out of it to fry the muscle in before the muscle fully cooks giving it a shit floppy texture ringed in raw fat

>>13601732
English muffins aren't English, they're american.

>>13598650
could be worse, could be jellied eel

>>13598650
Luv Greggs

>>13599268
They're all good. I like English bacon because it is chewier but I like American bacon when it is well cooked and crispy, plus I can use the fat for cooking other things.

>>13602786
>>13602773
>peameal bacon is back bacon
Whoa

>>13601977
Nope, Canuck, but once again proving you're obsessed
>sing praises about an actual meal, country fried steak
>hate what is essentially a cracker
>WHAT THE FUCK STOP TALKING SHIT
Strange how I can appreciate your own food better than you can
Oh well
Steak > Flour biscuits

>>13599297
nice twitter tranny porn cartoon.

>>13604384
seethe cope dilate etc

>>13600232
hashbrowns are much better than those ratty potatoes

>>13604046
Are these any good?

>>13599181
this

>>13598650
had 3 versions of this kind of breakfast:

at wetherspoons along a beer, at a more fancy place that i forgot the name of, and homecooked.

i liked all of them, but the homecooked version was definitely the best.
if i eat breakfast i prefer hearty meals like this. but my go to is usually shakshuka.
if i had all the ingredients at hand this would be a stable third (my second vavorite ist goatcheese omelette with rosemary and fresh tomatoes)

>watching this thread unfold

>>13598650
I mean its a bit to much for breakfast imo, but they are on a good track.
Some of the best breakfast i know is frying up some bacon, then frying up some chopped leftover potatoes
And then finally 1-2 over medium eggs.
Beans, eggs, blood sausage, normal sausages, mushrooms/tomatoes and hash-browns is just a tad much both to make and eat in the morning.
I might do it on a weekend, just start my day with some tea/yoghurt, and then eat this like 2 hours into my day instead

>>13605370
>Shakshuka
That shit seems amazing, how would you do it?

>>13598670
>rubber-wristed urbanite faggot is so divorced from the production of his food that he stops recognising belly when it has the loin attached
absolutely contemptible

>>13602889
Most supermarket bacon here is shit, it's far too lean. But there are some good fatty cuts of bacon if you look for it. But it does need a different cooking technique than the extremely fatty American bacon, you can't expect it to be as crispy.

>>13605097
Yes.

>>13598650
I get that brits are desperately trying to show the world that they aren't just a bunch of goofy toothed inbred spastics, but throwing slop on a plate and calling it a delicacy isn't a good signal. Fish and chips and wellington are great. You don't have to try and capture the worlds attention with your version of "street" food. You primp, wear suits, and think you're better than everyone else, stop trying to dirty up your image to fit in with the world, "bruv".

>>13607675
Why are you seething so hard?

what is the black circle thingymajig?

>>13608215
Black pudding.

ausfag here and I love a full english

>>13607675
Literally nobody calls a full english a "delicacy". You're going to need to tone down the obsession or head back to your containment board.

P O R K
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>>13607675
seething and obsessed. seek help

use real bacon, use nürnberger instead of these "sausages" and dont use these sugary garbage tier canned baked beans, then it can be good

>>13598650
>delicacy

>>13607821
>>13609703
>>13609998
Found the goofy toothed spastics. You can try to play it off, but the world laughs at you.

Fish n chips is good but that’s pretty much it. I’d include beef Wellington but I’ve never had it.

Say what you will about British food but proper pasties are great. Simple but fantastic little parcels of light brothy stew.

>>13610396
>>>/int/
Or better yet, why not just get off 4chan for a change?

>>13607241

noice, i took that piccy