/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Yes, it tasted grass.

>>13591419
Yes. This is why boomers aren't allergic to literally everything.

Yeah, as a kid, who didn't

Yea. In my old neighborhood we would play games, and losing team would either have to eat grass, or get a wedgie.

I bit a blade of grass, and it was pretty tough, so I didn't bother chewing or swallowing it.

Does wheatgrass juice count? That stuff tastes pretty interesting.

Somebody post the webm

>he didn't rip grass and chuck in at classmates for a laugh
>he never got told off as some kid had "hayfever"
>he was never curious about the texture and taste of the taboo blade of grass overgrown in the summer, chewing it then quickly spitting it out to gross out the girls
>he never climbed trees and got scared to jump down but was eventually coaxed by his loving parents
>he never convinced his friends that there were witches hiding in thick undergrowth and ran away screaming on purpose to make everyone else scared everyone panic
did you have a childhood op?

>>13591419
i am not a cow

Yeah after watching Land Before Time I tried grass and leaves(starleaf)

>>13591419
only after it's been turned in to a cow.

>>13591419
who hasn't eaten spinach or rucola?

>>13591958
>starleaf
You're not a True Fan

>>13591419

hell yeah, I'm all into the grass

>>13591419
Was this thread posted by Les Miles?

>>13591419
It cured my cancer, although i havent been back to the doctor to confirm.

>>13591906
>>he never convinced his friends that there were witches hiding in thick undergrowth and ran away screaming on purpose to make everyone else scared everyone panic
I used to convince all of the kids at my elementary that there was a child-rpaing swamp beast behind our school, because it was a really nasty smelly bog. Nobody ever went near it after I started telling the story.

>>13591419
Yes, as a kid.

Its grassy I guess.

>>13591419
I tasted one once when I was a little kid, also a rose leaf. The rose leaf tasted a lot better than a stupid blade of grass. I guess we all do stupid shit when we're little kids.

Lemongrass is great and useful for Thai dishes.

>>13591419
On a dare, as a kid. Tasted like romaine lettuce. Dry and flavorless.

>>13591419
Destroys your teeth.

>he didnt take one of those long pieces of grass with the seeds on the top and chew on the end at baseball practice like some hillbilly
In retrospect it was probably bathed in pesticides

>>13592132
kek

>>13593394
It's not as if you're a cow or something, it's just a small bite of one blade of grass to know what it tastes like, the memory sticks in. It's not very good tasting, it tastes like... fuckin' grass.

what are some forbidden delicacies you ate as a special needs child?
>cat food
>grass
>earwax (my own, of course)