/ck/ - Food & Cooking

this, because not only am I poisoning myself willingly with unhealthy vegetable oils and bread, my money goes directly into paying for the american missiles that kill innocent people across the world

I ate all the cookies my sister spent hours baking in the kitchen to give to her bf cuz I was hungry. She was so pissed cuz there was only 1 left

When I was little I would pour a bunch of chocolate syrup into a peanut butter jar and usually didn't finish it.

>>13585284
$400 bottle of someone else's tequila and some white rice

In retrospect, veal.

>>13585316
What kind of retard has a $400 bottle of tequila.

>>13585284
Bat soup. I don’t feel too good now.

Bald eagle

>>13585284
>I ate all the cookies my sister spent hours baking in the kitchen to give to her bf cuz I was hungry
>hours
jesus, what was she making, a hundred?
they only take like fifteen minutes a batch, two batches in that time if your oven's big enough

>>13585295
>ketards think the most unhealthy part of a big mac is the bun

Neighbor girl's pussy when I was 24. She was 11. This went on for months until I moved for work.

>>13585284
Stray cat.
I was curious about all the memes I'd heard my whole life so I lured it in with canned tuna until it was comfortable enough to let me get up close with a hammer.
It wasn't great, wasn't bad either.

>>13585723
It is though. White bread buns are nearly the metabolic equivalent of sugar. The worst part of a meal there is a sugary soda (pointless sugar calories), followed by the fries (deep fried carbs, the fatshit solid food gold standard), followed by the sandwich.

>>13585284
>Something you felt guilty about eating?
My buddy's wife. It was really fun, but then really awkward.

>>13585766
not great not terrible

>>13585666
>those digits
>that post
RIP anon

the food that comes out of this place makes me feel pretty guilty alright, and gives you heartburn the day after

>>13585284
Take the end of a loaf of bread, slap peanut butter on it and put a dill pickle. Eat it like a hotdog

>>13585766
Did you cook it at least?

>>13586170
> PIckles and peanut butter

>>13585284
Korean dog and Cambodian dog.
Food at a North Korea owned restaurant (Sadly I did not buy North Korean dog).

Korean dog and Cambodian dog.
Food at a North Korea owned restaurant (Sadly I did not buy North Korean dog).

Pigface

Coconut crab

>>13585295
>and bread
are you fucking dumb? you list the fucking bread? not the 1% real meat patty, not the plastic cheese, not the aids pickles, but a fucking loaf of sesame bun. ok

>>13585708
The ones with elaborate shapes and decorations can take up a lot of time.

Nothing

Beluga whale. They make for a damn delicious steak tho.

>>13585284
i bought some brown sugar recently and it was marked (((kosher))). i know what the jews think of Jesus and Christians. to get the (((kosher))) logo, companies pay a rabbi. I think buying (((kosher))) products is a sin.

i feel bad eating pork sometimes but it's just so damn good tasting

>>13585299
>my sister spent HOURS baking
is ur sister retarded?

>>13585666
r u a vampire now?

>>13587596
/pol/ddit permaban when?

>>13585299
i once ate my sisters sour patch kids

felt pretty bad about it

>>13585284
ate octopus once i didnt even like it. those guys are so smart and the food isnt that good. i dont think its worth it

>>13587625
>le reddit boogeyman
okay boomer

>>13587596
Good luck finding non-kosher sugar. Rabbis have their evil paws in everything!

Did you ate cock and regret eting it?
Please have a seat, OP.

>>13585323
not any worse than dairy. You can't have a sustainable* dairy operation without veal.

*I don't mean "environmentally friendly", just possible to be sustained"

>>13585284
Salmon. I love animals and didnt realize that eating them and any animal product was ruining their lives. Been vegaoon ever since

Hung out with this real sweet girl for a bit.
She made me a very good but simple meal (udon noodles, broccoli, thai peanut sauce).
I broke it off with her soon after, but that has since become a staple.

>>13585766
I know who you are.

>>13585284
nothing, absolutely nothing I have eaten makes me feel "immoral".

are you a child? children aren't allowed here.

>>13585666
i started laughing like fucking idiot in class today because this post came to mind when we were discussing current events at the start of class. you fucking asshole, it's only the second day of this class and now I'm 'that' guy.

I asked people for donations for the poor for my work Thanksgiving food drive and instead ate them all because I had quit my job on account of being too lazy to work for the holidays.

>>13588521
Adults have developed deep philosophical frameworks underpinning their actions and aren't completely self-obsessed. You're the child in this scenario.

>>13588609
>laughing out loud at a joke that gets reposted once every 5 minutes on /close/
At least they know you’re retarded now and will be less harsh grading you

>>13588813
Meant /ck/. Fucking autocorrect on phone. How the fuck do baby zoomers phonepost all the time? I can’t stand this shit.

>>13585284
I was dating a guy from canada, he invited himself over and brought down some really good panamanian liquor that his grandfather gave his dad, and the rest was given to him. There were a few fingers left in there. He let me finish it, along with some expensive steak he cooked me. I broke up with him one day after he left because he was creepy in person. I planned to break up with him as soon as I picked him up from the airport. Ate his food and drank his nice liquor without letting him know I was just putting up with him until he left. Only reason I ever dated him was because he paid my rent for a while.

I cringe at myself and for getting involved with that guy.

>>13588638
that's just smart

>>13589060
you must be one fine piece of ass. care to give us a taste?

>>13589072
I'm below average. He was just 30 and desperate, I was 21 and poor.

>>13588797
fucking destroyed

>>13589060
You make the guy that bludgeoned a cat look like a saint.

>>13585666

>>13587618
They were fancy cookies where you had to chill it and do different things to it, they looked like melons

>>13586258
hey gals! mind if I sit in on a few? you guys know any death grips?

I felt guilty and cucked for buying Greer's ground sausage for a year. Thought I was supporting my state but it turns out they replaced all the workers with spics and devastated that town. No more Greer's ever. I'm sure a lot of food is pozzed like that but I saw a really heavy article about the invasion there so fuck Greer's.

>>13589116
he bludgeoned my cat

>>13585284
Foie gras. I didn't even like it (it was a christmas present I was given) and had to throw 3/4 of it away

My friends little sister's pet goldfish. I was drunk and did it in front of everyone during a party while the little sister and parents were on vacation.

>>13585766
Do you live in Ohio?

>>13589083
How desperate? Basically, are you a guy? If so wew. If not then sounds normal.

Can't remember if this happened twice or three times honestly.
But I was invited out to this Rib place all my friends knew I loved.The girl who came up with the idea to invite me in the first place, aswell as picking me up with her car, was thinking of ordering Baby Back Barbecue but I told the waiter to get her a Honey Barbecue instead telling her she'd like it better than regular. She didn't.
The first endless rib plate is always huge in comparison to any more you order. I gave her a piece of my St. Louis Dry Rub which she liked better. But only got a small rack to bring home at the end of the day.
Second, Maybe third time, she ordered a tougher kind of Dry Rub, which she didn't like much either. At the end of it we she probably spent maybe 40-50 bucks on ribs she didn't even liked and I regret not just bringing up just going to McDonalds.

>>13585766
What did it look like ):

>>13589431
Why the fuck would you override somebody's order?

>>13589442
I thought I knew the menu better and wanted to seem smart and confident. But I am very stupid and not very nice, sadly

>>13589407
he must have been pretty desperate. I'm below avg for a woman but a 8-9 as far as trans women go. He didn't know I was trans until like two months into the relationship. I passed *alright* back then. He just wanted someone to fuck and I had just gotten dumped by the only person that I've ever loved (to this day, 6 years later).

>>13585284
I once ate a corpse

>>13589060
You didn’t “date” him for rent. You prostituted yourself outright, you stupid whore. Get it straight.

>>13589060
Did he get to date you in the ass before you cancelled his subscription due to non payment?

>>13589060
You're essentially a homeless person at heart. But you have a hole.

>>13589454
This is why troons get killed

>>13589454
>He didn't know I was trans until like two months into the relationship
literally HOW is that possible? are you post-op or did you just not have sex

>>13589566
It was an LDR, but we voiced/video'd. I'm not ugly by regular woman standards, but not pretty either. Either way, people don't know I'm trans unless I tell them.

>>13585295
Honestly this. Especially after going vegan, I hate myself even more for it, because you get ripped off 100%. Yeah yeah, fuck you vegan, I know.
Fuck off incels.

>>13589746
Based
Best of luck fren, hope you will find love.

>>13589836
Thanks anon but I'm focusing on my career.

>>13589454
>>13589746
>>13589868
you will never be a woman

>>13589988
yeah people are probably terrified of it and the consequences they'd face if they were seen as transphobic. so that's why it thinks people don't know it's trans. i'd be shocked if its voice alone isn't enough to send shivers down people's spines

>>13585284
a turkey breast
started looking at it as an animal that i was just eating felt weird not necesarily bad

>>13589060
you are basically a whore
cheers mate a homeless with a hole get a grip

>>13589446
you are a obnoxious cunt and i hope you an hero

>>13589834
Imagine being such a permatrolled pussy you have to lash out at people who haven't even commented yet.

>>13585284
Sucked a man's penis and swallowed the load

>>13588797
you have that backwards. it's children that are self obsessed and adults grow out of it.

>>13585284

In college we were at a party and hungry, so one of us went outside downstairs, one of us guarded the kitchen door, and I took all the good food out of their fridge and freezer (mainly steaks and pizza) and threw it out the window to my friend two stories below. We took it home and cooked up some delicious food.

I was already buzzed off a couple steelies but it didn't feel like enough. So i mixes cane sugar and lemon juice into all the cooking wine in the house and drank it. This was last weekend. I'm a NEET. Luckily my dad hasn't noticed.

It was worth it.

>>13587455
>the aids pickles
is there something wrong with their pickles? i know everything else they touch is made into garbage, but pickles seemed like the one thing they couldnt really modify

>>13588012
how does dairy require chaining a baby cow up?

>>13585284
One time I found like six boxes of pudding mix that were past the use by date from over a decade. Made pudding out of every single one despite having massive stomach pains and diarrhea afterwards. Dunno if those were connected at all but I love pudding.

>>13588638
it was collected for people in need, and you were a needy person at the time you ate the stuff. no guilt required

Saw a pie resting on a window sill, which I thought only happened in movies and TV shows, so I snagged it. It was pretty good. I put the pie tray back on their porch at night a few days later.

>>13589996
LOL, I've had regular people complain to me about trans people to my face, asking if I'd be bothered if a trans woman came into the ladies' when I was in there. I'm pretty fuckin sure I'm under the radar lol.

>>13592219
based

>>13585766
3.6/10

>>13592219
lmao

Cooking is for cis men and women, not trannies.All meals made by trannies are immoral.

>>13585623
A rich one.

Shark fin soup, it was bland and I can't even tell anyone about it or I look like a dick.

>>13590118
lel

>>13585723
Imagine 2020 stuck in brainwashed 70's diet lies.

>>13585311
i would make ramen noodles then pour out most of the broth and pour in an equal amount of ketchup

Once i ate half a kilo of bread soaked with rum

>>13587643
>they're not even denying it now

>>13593117
>they

>>13589387
my mentally challenged sister once are her goldfish because she knew it was going to die at some point, we had to explain to her she killed it by doing that, she thought she was doing it a favor
basically what I'm saying anon is you're worse than someone who's literally retarded

>>13593144
>mentally challenged sister
Eating your pet is basically putting them down, results in the same result.
Bro...

>>13589471
What kind dipshit

>>13592219
>tfw this dude took someone subtly trying to oust him as a sign he was passing
lol
unless people in your country just start talking about transgenders out of nowhere...?

>>13589454
no hate for most of it but eating and drinking stuff from a man you already knew you didn't want to stick with is shitty, all the more if he was desperate

>>13593668
What was I supposed to tell him? "Nah dog I know you invited yourself down here and spent a ton of money and everything, but nah I don't like you anymore"?
>>13593327
Only when it comes up naturally. It came up because of a news article.

>>13593304
chicken

>>13585284
I used to work at pizza hut and once made a triple stuffed crust pizza with 24 oz of cheese and extra dough for reinforcement. It was great.

>>13585284
worked at a pizza place for under minimum. had to eat either stuff we were going to toss or out of the trash for almost a month. i slept in the parking lot.

>>13585284
floor pizza
in my defense i want to die

Zinger mountain melt easily. It’s cheese fries with chicken tenders tossed in what ever wing sauce you want. Can’t eat this shit more than once a year and even then no matter how good it is I still feel like shit after eating it

>>13594016
how did you get out anon?
was the management ok with you sleeping outside? they didnt even give you a blanket or let you sleep inside?

>>13594181
>how did you get out anon?
he has to sell all the pizzas

>>13587625
im all for hating /pol/ddit, but le ebic antisemitism goes much further back then the 2016 magapede leddit shitters, if anything the poleddit opinion is supporting israel

>>13594187
yeah i think it's hilarious that people think that the people who came from reddit are neonazi antisemites. get a grip bro, call them stormfags or something else that makes sense, god damn. not everything you don't like has to be from reddit.

>>13585284
Nothing. I eat what I want whenever I want it
>>13585299
You should've offered to eat out her pussy to calm her nerves

>>13594181
I was a driver so I had my car. I have a much better job now and pretty much debt free.

I work at a grocery warehouse pretty much unsupervised (no video surveillance either and I know this) and whenever I get really frustrated/tired with work I steal something to vent and eat later.

I usually feel bad about when after I've calmed down but it's a good way to keep myself from just quitting.

>>13585284

Veal. Haven't had it since I was a child but once I knew what veal was I felt disgusted for eating it.

It's especially heinous for how delicious it was.

>>13585295
>goes directly

Redpill me on this. How exactly does buying a McDouble go DIRECTLY into funding missiles that kill innocent people?

McDonalds is a franchise. The managers of each are independent from each other, they just pay corporate for rights and access to suppliers. Far as I know corporate has no ties to war profiteers.

>>13595584
>Hi welcome to Lockheed Martin, can I take your order?
>I'd like a McMissle with a side of ordinancy fancy fries
Seriously wtf is that Anon talking about

>>13595584
Corporation tax, retard.
I swear the collective. IQ of this board decreases daily.

>>13595726
>Corporation tax, retard.

So instead your money goes directly into killing innocent people with missles every April 15th?

Either your an underage faggot so you didn't think about the fact that every normal person pays taxes.

Your a neet who is degenerate and leech off of other people who doesn't pay taxes.

Or your some faggot pajeet who needs to go poo in loo.

I agree, the collective IQ on this board decreases every time a retard like you post.

One night I got drunk with my friends. Drank some beers and some shots of vodka. Smoked like 4 cigarettes (dont normally smoke). Ended up eating half a pizza, peanut butter on toast, and about half a tray of shrimp. I don't know how I didnt get sick. In the morning I felt like death but managed to stomach everything.

>>13595757
*posts

>>13595714

No idea, sounds like an underage faggot who doesn't understand basic commerce.

Horse shashimi while I was in japan. Raw horse never tasted so good.

>>13595759
wow that's like, a lot of food... haha

Cat guy here.
I do not live in ohio I live in michigan. I've never even seen gummo.
I cooked it in two ways, a stir fry and a barbecue. Barbecue worked out way better but I think that was because I did a Hawaiian marinade on it and I think the pineapple softened it up a bit.
It was a tabby.