/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Do you think you're capable of it?

>>13585502
Yeah, can I get some directions to Freddy's Steakburgers, please?

>>13585502
Can I get uhh uhhh
Uhhhh

Uhhhhh

1 McDouble no Pickle
1 McChicken

Wait remove that part

I want the Filet o Fish and the Southwest Salad with the dressing

>>13585502
youre just going to get it wrong anyways, so just throw a bunch of shit in a bag, and ill still eat it, because im a fucking animal with no self respect

Uhh double cheese hamburger dumpyburger with bacon and a shake oh wait uhh do you do curly cheese totties? Yeah I'll take a dozen. Two soda floats and a fishy fried plate please

>>13585502
Shit, wrong turn. I meant to pull into Taco Bell.

>>13585645
Kek

which one of your combo meals comes with mayonnaise slathered all over it?

>>13586707
If by mayonnaise you mean semen, and combo meals you mean wife, then that'd be me.

>>13585502
Yes, get me the superior burger, please? It's called a whopper.

>>13585626
My nigga

>>13586716
wow that was just terrible

>>13585502
Do you have any vegetarian options? Also, my mother has celiacs-- anything gluten free? No? Ugh. I guess we'll just eat the trail mix in the glove compartment again.

>>13586716
Top kek

>>13585502
Just give me anything. I only really come here to perv on you cashiers.

I got two double cheesburgers and a coke last time I went

It was $7.05... double cheeseburgers are 2.79 now

Can I get a cup of water with ice.N-no sir cups are water are supposed to be free I will not pay for the equivalent of a small soft drink. EXCUSE ME? Oh you can't give me free water huh. OKAY. I'd like to talk to your manager about how much of a blubbering idiot you are and how bad of a job he's done of training you. I don't have this problem anywhere else. Learn your companies own damn rules before trying to act all high and mighty with me. Is that understood?

Hi, yes, I'd like to order a um... aha, a girlfriend, actually. You got any of those back there? Oh, no cheese, though. Oh I'm just kidding. Just pullin' your leg, champ. Man, I remember working in a little fast food joint back when I was your age. Really sucked! But I'm sure you didn't need me to tell you that. Haha, time flies. Time flies. Time flies... You know what, kid? I think I know what I'd like. Yeah, a choc-o-lat-tay shake! I haven't had one since I was a kid! And here I was all gung-ho about trying the McRib again but you know what? Life's movin' too fast for the both of us, so why not live a little? Ahaha, so yes, that'll be a medium chocolate shake, champ. Huh? What's that? Ice cream machine's down? So you're not gonna make me a shake, is that what you're sayin? Haha, well, that is. Huh. Yeah, that definitely puts a sting in my afternoon, lemme tell you. You know what? That's bullshit. That's just some prime fucking bullshit. Why don't you sit tight over by the window, alright? I'm gonna come and pull up and blow your goddamn brains out, kid. Are you fucking with me? No chocolate shake? You stupid cunt, you fucking wretched animals. I should burn this shit down to the ground and string you up like a pinata so I can beat the absolute fuck out of you. Fucking idiot. Fuck McDonalds. I'll take a large water, thanks.

One double quarter pounder with cheese plain, and a ten piece nuggy. What? Yes, I'd love an ice cold coke to wash it all down, how could you tell?

>>13587121
>why yes I would like it diet, how did you know I misspoke?

Imagine ordering fries anywhere. You niggers know they're just filler? Why not fill up on burgers

>>13587841
Because fries taste good, you fucking autist

It’s me. The regular please.

>>13587841
potatoes are both the healthiest and most filling carbohydrate food you can eat, deep fried or not
You're unironically better off eating the fries than the burger

>>13587868
t. Paddy Mcfamine

Yeah uhh lemmeget the quarter pounder with cheese and 10 nugs since it's the $5 combo. Oh and a shammie shake since they're in season.

2 double chrrsevuwgwrs with no onions and no picklrd
one mcchicken
1 large fry
onr laege coje

I'll have Chicken Caesar please

Sorry you'll have to stop mumbling, the glass is rather thick.

>>13585502
hi can i get a double quarter pounder with extra bacon, extra pickles. and instead of ketchup and mustard can you put a bunch of bbq sauce on it? thanks. hey actually does the bacon cost extra? ah no bacon, sorry heh heh. what about the pickles? leave the pickles. since i'm not having bacon, can you put the ketchup and mustard back on? no more bbq sauce please. actually i just remembered you cook the quarter pounder patties fresh now and they're a little too greasy to eat in my car. i'm gonna come inside to eat it. sorry about that heh heh.

>double quarter pounder meal is now $9

>>13586716
>which one of your wife comes with semen slathered all over it?
>that’d be me
O-okay anon...

ONE BIG N TASTY NO LETTUCE EXTRA MUSTARD A LARFE FRY A SWEET TEA WITH NO ICE AND THREE APPLIED PIES

one mcdouble to go with my beer on the drive home. also whenever there's a double lane entrance to the drive thru I drive straight through and order at the pay window so i dont risk getting cucked by the customer who pulled up adjacent to me after i was patiently waiting to order first

>>13585502
bacon double quarter pounder with cheese and big mac sauce, large fries, a large mocha frappe, a chocolate mcflurry, an apple pie, and a hashbrown

>>13585502
I'd like to nuke Melbourne thanks

>>13585502
can I get uhhh

basket of fries uhhh
supersize it

>>13585502
McGangBang ma’am

I'll take Five MdDoubles and a Large Fry.
Last time I went a QT brunette gave me a free soda

>>13585502
Two single cheeseburgers, fries and a small vanilla shake please.
Yes, just like Ray Kroc intended.

>>13585502
yeah uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>13585502
triple big mac, large fries, coke zero and a strawberry sundae.

>>13589548
Does a triple big mac come with 3 or 6 beef patties?

>>13589551
shit I meant triple mcchicken, which is 3 patties.
a triple big mac would I assume mean 6 patties.

2 mcdoubles no ketchup, extra pickles and onions

two double cheeseburgers
only mayo
only onion

cup for water

>>13585502
two double cheeseburgers and medium fries please
that will be all, thanks!

>>13589587
nice

The 2 for $5 deal please. The mcdouble, 10 piece nug (ranch), and an unsweetened iced-t.
Or a sweetened Iced-t. I don't really care.

>>13585502
hey, yeah lemme do a number three large with a diet coke and a ten piece mcnugget

https://youtu.be/GDFaEBjA7PU

>>13585502
Two cheeseburgers, no onion. Large fries and a hash brown

>>13589919
If you actually order like that, your sweet tea will have at the very least, a nigger dick dipped into it. I've worked longer at McDonald's than I'd care to admit and for whatever reason tea orders, particularly ones like yours, really get the niggers going, don't know why.

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>>13588113
Got enough oil on that, Sir?

>>13589582
What does this mean