/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13568522
Whatever won't give me vinegary shits

>>13568530
>vinegary shits
what?

>>13568522
Cheese n' eggs with hash browns. Or maybe a cheese steak sandwich.

waffle

Bacon Egg and Cheese sandwich is absolutely God tier breakfast

>>13568522
large hashbrowns all the way and a diet coke
thanks

>>13568522
Nobody has ever said that when I've gone there

>>13568541
Huge oily vinegary gamer girl shits

>>13568522
covered country hashbrowns and a plain double cheeseburger for me

>>13568522
Huge oily vinegary gamer girl shits

>>13568522

We don't have Waffle Houses where I live, but when I go to Tucson for the mineral show every year we start the day off at the Waffle House near our favorite hotel with an All-Star with country ham, hash browns smothered and covered, and a slug of rum in our coffee.

>>13568522
All star special with waffles, and coffee type 2 instant.

>>13568522
2 Waffles, eggs, bacon, and side of biscuits and gravy.

ill take a T bone steak dinner please still mooing

All Star Special: Over Medium Eggs, Bacon, white toast, hashbrowns all the way and waffles
side of biscuits and gravy
cup of coffee

>>13568665

I would like to order the negroes sitting near me to keep their voices down and turn off the rap music blasting from their cellphones, please.

>>13568807
Racism isn't allowed in this Wafflehouse sir

the absolute worst hamburger I've ever had was with friends at a Waffle House on the outskirts of atlanta at 4 in the morning on our way to a furry convention

>>13568850
fuckin shit, i guess waffle house has come across boisterous darkies and white families before.

>>13568862

Why the hell would you order a hamburger at the WAFFLE house? Do you order the chicken sandwich at Burger King too? You're just setting yourself up for disappointment.

>>13568882
we had been in a car for 10 hours straight driving from south Florida and none of us were particularly functioning. We got kicked out of the Krystal across the street when my friend had a bit of an episode and I just wanted a burger

>>13568522
I want that bacon egg and cheese melt, add biscuits and gravy, and a large Coca Cola

>>13568882
they make a pretty decent burger for the price

>>13568522
Why is country ham more expensive?

>>13568932

Country ham requires more aging before its good to go and more prep work to make it edible. It's just overhead.

>>13568910
no it tasted like they grilled the chewed up tires from a playground and the onion tasted like straight up acid

my friend from the british virgin islands ordered grits for the first time and didn't know what to do with them so he ate straight up plane grits

>>13568977
shut up furoid
i dont trust your taste

>>13568977
>plane grits
plain grits too

cheese steak omelette old fashioned way with an extra egg mixed in, hash browns smothered covered peppered black coffee while I sit and wait. Every time.

>>13568522
Smothered, covered, chunked, and a bacon patty melt. Coke to drink.

>>13568522
I've honestly never eaten at a Waffle House. I've had IHOP but never Waffle House. Hell I've been to Denny's and a bunch of other meh tier American "diners" but never Waffle House.

Looking over the menu I honestly don't really want any of it but if I was forced to pick something... nothing I really can't even play pretend with this shit menu it's absolute garbage.

>>13568982
there was no one smoking outside the waffle house so it was destined to be shit anyway

>>13568522
All star, scrabled, bacon, hashbrowns, cinnamon raisin toast, plain waffle, coffee.

>>13568992
You sound bitter about something.

>>13568522
Can I get dinner for breakfast? If so I’ll take the tbone steak dinner with a waffle on the side plus a glass of milk. Thanks.

>>13569238
24 hour restaurant. They're usually pretty cool about letting you order whatever whenever. Sometimes I'd get off work at 5AM and want nothing more than a burger.

They have outrageous pieces for some fucking shredded potatoes onion and Jalapeno's.

>>13568992
>I’ve eaten at IHOP and Denny’s But my palate is to refined for disgusting trash like Waffle House
Please neck yourself so we can be rid of you

>>13569243
I’ve always wanted to go to one but they aren’t on the west coast, my dad loves them though so I imagine they are fairly trashy but in an endearing way. If I ever get close to one I’m definitely going.

>welcome to waifu house, what would you like to order?

>>13569301
fuck frogfags and fuck iphoneshitters
ban phoneposting

>>13569312
>SEETHING basementlet

You’ll never shitpost on the go from around the world anon

>>13568522
>our full menu is available upon request

Let me see the menu OP

>tfw they discontinued their strawberry and blueberry waffles

>>13569464
2 waffles with large side of sausage and regular hashbrowns and a regular orange juice

>>13568522
>waffle house
Disgusting I would rather eat Cracker Barrel

>>13568552
based

T-Bone Steak, rare, extra hash browns instead of salad. Thanks Doll

>>13568522
Are breakfast/dinerhouse steaks ever good

>>13569547
No, but a bad steak is still pretty good.

>>13569312
Posting on a computer doesn’t make your post any better

>>13568522
Triple hash browns chunked and covered with a large milk

>>13569464
That was honestly such bullshit when I found out. I don't even know anyone that likes the pecan or chocolate chip waffle. Besides, blueberry is the most popular topping for pancakes/waffles

>>13569715
they do peanut butter too

>>13568522
Gimme the T-bone steak dinner and triple hashbrowns covered and capped.

Are these restaurants clean? I'm in SoCal and I've never seen one, must be a flyover thing. I don't know why, but I get a dirty and unclean vibe off this restaurant. Flyovers honestly make me sick to my stomach.

>>13569733
t. coastoid

>>13569733
It honestly depends on the location. If you go to one in a ghetto, it's shit, but if you go to one in a nice area, it's amazing. But the thing is that if you didn't grow up with it, you won't like it

>>13568522
sausage egg cheese hashbrown bowl and a double hashbrown all the way

>>13569738
You think this is an insult? You dumb nigger, get back to work, us coasties are hungry, and you need to tend to our crops. Fucking flyover rodent, know your place.

>>13569756
no u

No blueberry pancakes? Fuck this place.

>>13569797
you're supposed to get the pecan waffle you fucking bernie sanders muh choice liberal worst generation pussy bitch.

>>13569768
Fuck you, flyover rodent scum. White genocide is a good thing.

Bruh, y'all need to calm the fuck down, order some hashbrowns and enjoy it you dirty sluts

for me, its grits

>no chicken fried steak
What the actual fuck?

Waffle, Hashbrowns with Ham, cheese, onions.
Vanilla coke or coffee to drink.

>>13568887
>furry had a fit in Krystal
Please tell me the story.

>>13569257
>I imagine they are fairly trashy but in an endearing way
That's about right.
It's the place where the college students, speed freaks, and families fresh out of church rub shoulders. Always, Always open, even on Christmas morning.
So reliable that FEMA uses it as a barometer to measure how fucked an area is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n5VYO_gitw&t=45s
The quality is shit, but this is the only full clip I can find.

Last time I went about a week ago for the first time in years. 11pm cold and rainy. Didn't eat all day.

Had the place to myself and got some steak and eggs (medium rare, sunny side up), side order of bacon, and peppered/capped hashbrowns. Broke the eggs over the top of it.

Was awesome, went home and instantly went to sleep.

>>13568991
Are you my tulpa?

>>13569897
No fried foods. Only griddled.

>>13568522
>Breakfast
Triple hashbrowns with onions, tomato, peppers and a couple sausages and a coke.
>Dinner
Double cheeseburger, two hashbrowns with tomato & onions, bacon chicken salad, I'll have a large chocolate milk and a shot of coffee (not a cup of coffee, a shot of coffee).

T bone steak and eggs over easy white toast hash browns all the way - the cheese


I like their chili its gets better the later in the night the pot simmers all day

>>13569820
>bernie sanders
>liberal
hmmmmm

1 waffle please

>>13569756
t. Seething coastoid

>>13568522
uhmmmmm

>>13568522
>I will take the Chi Ken Melt, sensei-kun.

>>13568992
As someone who recently moved from the Midwest to the South, Waffle House is so much better than IHOP and Denny's.

All star special with city ham and the waitress’s choice on my grits

>>13568522
>"Try Them Scattered, Smothered & Covered!"
>menu doesn't explain what "Scattered" means
If I don't hear the cook doing his best Scatman John impression while at the grill, I'm sending it back.

>>13568522
I love a good swiss, melted swiss cheese and mush- roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger. Uh that is hot stuff, you can get that at- at a number of different places.

>>13569733
not really flyover, more south-deep-south

>>13571478
you have to go back

>>13568522
hashbrown bowl, large side of hashbrown
i really like hashbrowns

>>13571513
if i remember right, scattered just means they're cooked spread across the grill a bit more so they're crispier

>>13568522
Blue Waffle please.

toast with gorgonzola, bacon or smoked turkey ham, sunny egg with drops of sriracha, aromat, pepper, crumbled gorgonzola on top. Sometimes i add onion sprouts or peppers on the egg

>>13571636
>thinking IHOP or denny's is better
How retarded can someone be?

>>13572301
IHOP and denny's are not. they have to go back to the midwest, we're full

>>13568560
Agreed, it's usually a "what can i get ya?"

All Star

Scambled
Bacon
Toast
Hashbrowns

There are no other answers and every post that isn't identical to this is WRONG

>>13573278
Autism

>>13569301
you :3

Uhhhh can I get a grand slam with extra has browns eggs over easy.

I usually get what I want

>>13568522
>starts throwing punches.

>>13568522
why is so much of the breakfast so sweet and sugary

>>13568522
I'll never eat at one of these again. Last time I went some woman missing half her teeth asked me what I wanted, I gave her my order. She turned around and told the cook. He was a early 20's looking guy. Also looked high or on drugs or something. When she gave my order he shook his head and sighed loudly "Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh" even though I was setting right at the bar. Then somebody pulled up in the parking lot, and the woman with no teeth told him get ready. More customers were coming in. And he started throwing shit around like he was mad. Kinda surreal.

>>13568850
These kind of rules always makes me wonder who is going to enforce them? If it's not illegal so they call the cops what are they going to do? Try to have a stern talk to people who already don't care and often have authority problems to start with?

How is food in America so cheap I need to pay 1€/100g of beef if not more

>>13568522
Two eggs over-easy, city ham, biscuits with jelly, large hashbrowns scattered, smothered, diced, and capped. Large orange juice to drink. That'll get me into the bone zone, thank you.

>>13575711
thats the waffle house theater you get a show and a meal

small town secrets

>>13568522
I would rather make my own waffles
Eggo is better than waffle house

>>13575778
it makes it more legal to kick them out

>>13568556
The perfect order

>>13568522
Hey, I'd like the two egg breakfast (over easy) with a side of bacon. No, I don't want anything in the hashbrowns. Can I get some coffee with that as well? Thanks.

>>13568887
An unstable furry? Do tell

>>13568522
oj, coffee, waffle, bacon, single hash brown smothered, covered, diced, and peppered, thank you. i will be out back smoking a blunt while my feast is being prepaired.

>>13575851

Capitalism.

>>13568522
ahhhhrrr...hemmlo *hic* yesh id like uhhhhhhhhhhh bowlagrits... cheensawsage... *hic* thangu

>>13570378
they say hunger is the best spice, anon.
godspeed

>>13568522
all in hashbrowns with extra chilli and two waffles.
best way to spend tendo

They don’t have pancakes...I feel oppressed

>>13578553
Maybe you should ask them to just put some of the waffle batter on the grill next time

>>13578553
>I feel oppressed
As well you should be you flapjack sucking heathen.

Bacon Cheesesteak with onion with an side of hashbrowns with onions and cheese and a glass of water

Isn't it amazing that there has never been a waffle house without at least one black person in it?

Except when it was being built, of course.

>>13578736
the ones I go to have no black people im in the southwestmost corner of oho

>>13578689
Order your hash browns correctly or you can't have them, fucker.

>>13568522
triple hash browns, all the way, inside of a patty melt

extra maple syrup, please, and decaf coffee with lemon

>>13578908
I only get them with cheese when I’m a good mood, other than that it’s just onions

Triple hashbrown smothered covered chunked and capped.

>>13578985
Order them smothered and covered, or don't order them at all, fuck-o. You're disrespecting the Waffle House.

>>13568522
All Star
wheat toast
over easy eggs
plain waffle
hashbrowns, chunked, capped, peppered, covered.
coffee and a water.

>>13579038
oh yeah and sausage

>>13575778
>If it's not illegal so they call the cops what are they going to do?

The cops kick you out for trespassing. If you resist, you get arrested. You know those "we reserve the right to refuse service" signs? That's not to be cute, those actually mean something. It's still private property at the end of the day.

>>13568522
"What do you have that's vegan?"

>>13579359
just ask them to scrape down the grill and eat hash browns with veg and syrup

I'll have one of everything.
But really I almost never eat out at restaurants for breakfast, I rarely ever have breakfast at all, so when I do go I look for their biggest all-in-one fat fuck combo meal to try out as much as possible. I'll often ask for an extra side of toasted rye bread with it too.

I don't go to waffle house because we have something better here. I'll have the eggs and bacon breakfast, scrambled (or over easy if I'm feeling cheeky), with hashbrowns and biscuits, gravy on the side, black coffee, and a slice of the bayou goo or the dutch apple.

>>13568749
based steve1989mreinfo

nice

All star special, w/ bacon, scrambled eggs, white bread, hash browns and peanut butter waffles with extra peanut butter.

T-bone cooked blue rare with toast, sunny eggs, and flat and crispy hash please.

>>13568622
I live in tucson , the gem show just started actually. do you work there or just come to visit?

>>13568522
>usda choice
>tfw their steak is higher quality than applebee's

>>13568555
ok fatass

>>13568522
do you have beyond burger?

>>13568522
Waffle and coffee please.

>>13569733
>lives in literal shit covered streets and eats unlicensed food made by people covered in faecal matter
>Calling anything dirty and unclean.

>>13569823
How does it feel to know that their families and culture will still be around in a hundred years while you'll be gone with no trace you existed.

I'll have an omelet with spinach, onions and feta cheese and some covfefe, also have some hash browns too

There isn't a better feeling than waking up and going to waffle house for breakfast

>>13580667
Remission from cancer feels better my boss said so when I read this

>>13568522
Looking at this as an ausfag
>Brekky: Hashbrown bowl or the bacon, egg and cheese melt
>Dinner: T-bone or bacon patty melt
for a waffle place they sell a lotta sandwiches

>>13568522
All-Star breakfast with chocolate chips in the waffle

>>13577370
You are out of your fucking mind. Eggos are the worst waffles.

>>13568522
>Steak and eggs breakfast with hash browns
>Add onions and jalapenos to the browns, with Tabasco for the eggs

>>13568622
>>13568665
>>13568748
>>13569010
>>13571486
all star is the best fukkin value after all

>>13568522
1 all star, whole wheat toast, hasbrowns smothered, chocolate chip waffle, scrambled eggs, a coffee, orange juice, water, and a side of biscuits and gravy

Used to get this every time i went after a workout .Damn this made me want one

>>13569733
>left coast using his left coast speak

I hope you drown in spics

>>13569733
>I don't know why, but I get a dirty and unclean vibe off this restaurant. Flyovers honestly make me sick to my stomach.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/adamandrzejewski/2019/04/15/mapping-san-franciscos-human-waste-challenge-132562-case-reports-since-2008/amp/

https://www.cnn.com/2017/10/07/health/california-hiv-bill-signed/index.html

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/584380/

Why are californiods the most delusional state?

>>13583068
Liberalism and all the pot they smoke rots their brains. They don't even realize how shitty (literally) of a place they live in.

>>13583068
>He thinks san Francisco is SoCal
Look at a map anon. Everybody hates San Franshitsco and Smell-A but there are a ridiculous amount of places in California that are virtually paradise, remember it's a huge state

>>13583192
The cancer has been growing rapidly. Northern and mid-west Cali used to be great places to live and had beautiful locations. But the communism has been spreading. Most of the Cali natives have long since left. Won't be long before all the rest of Cali is drowned in feces and junkies

>>13575711

>>13583192
Sorry but Southern California is spic central so yeah nah you’re basically 3rd world at this point. It’s like talking to a Brazilian who lives in a rich part of the country and is too up their own ass to realize how bad shit is

I fried fish for the first time today

>>13583192
>SoCal
might have been passable during the 90's and before, embarrassingly low-tier in the US since then

>>13568522
reminds me of old breakfast places i used to go to as a kid. what are the prices of the food looks this shitty? if its cheap its a deal for me or i could look into a dying art of breakfast buffet.

>>13568522
If you don't get the bacon egg and cheese on texas toast then get the fuck out of my face

>>13568522
All-Star with eggs over medium, country ham, hashbrowns double covered and double capped, and wheat toast.

I went to Waffle House only once.
I was high and it was just past midnight and wanted to try it on a whim.
The closest one was just outside the ghetto.
I went in, ordered something. The food was awful.
While I was eating. A couple of ho's came in to use the bathroom. 10 some minutes later, their pimp walked in, started banging on the bathroom door telling them to hurry the hell up.