/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13566168
Why do Americans keep making these shitty threads?

>>13566168
Jamaican patties.
>>13566207
Go cry on your /int/ hugbox.

Any of the "Mega Bowls"
Pic related is my favorite one though

>>13566241
Poorfag

>>13566168
Probably just side things like rice and veggies.

>>13566168
I ate these for about a year after I graduated from college because I didn't know how to cook.

>>13566168
this is /ck/ please put your shitty NEET thread into /rk9/

>>13566278
cry moar

>>13566168
Leftovers.

>>13566207
Easy. We've had industrial food for so long that most Americans are a few generations removed from knowing how to cook. The same process is happening in your country too, it's just farther behind.

>>13566259
No shit it's a thread about frozen food.
You think I'd be eating this shit if I could afford better?

>>13566312
You can afford better. You just have to know how to cook.

I'm a simple guy who enjoys simple pleasures. That's why I keep a bag of pic related in the freezer at all times.

>>13566278
>>>/rk9/
Father, I am clicking the link but it does nothing...

>>13566312
Who is this? He’s so handsome

STEP ASIDE YOU FUCKIN TROLLS!
LASAGNA HAS ENTERED!

Them microwavable small deep dish pizzas that usually come in packs of 2.

>>13566168
Nothing, because I actually cook.

>>13566717
That wasn't the point of the post mr pointdexter.

>>13566717
Of course you cook, yet miss the plot everytime as you did with this thread.
Enjoy your minimum wage.

Nothing beats the taste of microwaved intestines and lung.

>>13566780
Go for broke and do chicken hearts

>>13566768
>Minimum wage
Projecting much? People who make decent money don't waste it on industrially processed shit.

>>13566168
i don't have a microwave

>>13566168
Nothing, but then again I'm not poor, stupid, fat or lazy.

>>13566168
these things are like $0.80 at kroger oh god

>>13566207
WAAAAAA STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT FOOD WAAAAAAAA ALL THREADS NEED TO BE ANTI AMERICA WAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13566367
I got drunk on wednesday and ate a whole pack of these. I was on the toilet all the next morning my boss thought i left early

Chicken pot pies are good in a pinch, I also like black bean veggie burgers, not sure if that counts though.

>>13566168
what if im starving? will 1 be enough to satisfy?

>>13566345
dont even have to know how to cook. mcchickens are one (1) dollar

>>13566978
It depends.

>>13566444
This one's actually pretty decent if you pop it in the oven.

>>13568125
You absolute disgraces make a thread about the exact same hungry man boxed dinner about once a week and posting shitty strawmen in sperg style allcaps makes you look even worse.

>>13566444
What in the everliving fuck is the 'Lasangna with Meat Sauce Standard'?

>>13568652

>>13568213
>"You know know what they call a Junior Chicken in the US?"
>"They don't call it a Junior Chicken?"
>"Nah, they call it a 'McChicken'."
>"A McChicken? What do they call the McChicken then?"
>"Get this, they call it a 'Premium Crispy Chicken sandwich'."
>"No shit?"

>>13568652

It means it's in compliance with The National Organization for Sad Frozen Meals' standards for baseline lasagna with meat sauce, as opposed to "irregular" variants of the dish, which may include up to 10% sawdust or 3.5% dead hooker, whichever contains less cocaine, and may be rolled, folded like origami, or just smashed haphazardly into the dish as opposed to the traditional layering

>>13568607
Oh noes! A weekly thread about food on the food board?! HALP, JANNY SAVE US

>>13566168
Beef taco hot pockets, which I'll only pick up if they're on sale for 2$ per box.

>>13566168
You just outed yourself as a man. Post penis or gtfo

1 minute in the microwave, god tier drunk food

>>13566168

Some other cunt at the grocery store keeps completely buying them out on Sundays

>>13566392
A pretty princess

>>13566168
I dont eat many frozen meals anymore but I always had a weakness for these. They're objectively garbage but they make me say ayyyyy.

>>13568131
I was just wondering why I cant buy those in Europe, when you gave me the answer.

>>13570774
Tried one once, will never buy one again ever.

>>13570839
Ye, I can see why people wouldn't like them. They gootly to be seen as a goo day dunch and have a good boy who is a good guy but it didn't work for me. All of my friends are you off this weekend. but I think it's cool.

>>13566241
The Devour version is so much better. The chicken quality in the Banquet mega bowls is appalling

The 7 Eleven beef, bean and nacho cheese burrito.

>>13566168
Put this banquet stuff on some yellow rice and you're gonna have some fine dining.

Trader Joe's has spoiled me on frozen food desu.

>>13571839
This, trader Joe's microwaveable food is dope as fuck. They got a fuckton of good options, but I really like pic related

>>13566168
I eat boxed food sometimes but never microwaved. Put that shit in the oven, it might take 20 minutes instead of 4 but it will have an actually edible texture instead of being a soggy squishy blob

>>13566444
Not Costco lasagna. Are you fucking kidding me?

For me it's:

Pretty good & cheap (~$1.25 per from where I'm at) and has 23g of protein so it's a good lazy food if you're a lifter. I also like their fish stick one because it's tasty but not a lot of protein

>>13566168
>microwave
do people really?
put it in the oven and save yourself SOME dignity

i like these

>>13566978
>>>13566768
>>Minimum wage
>Projecting much? People who make decent money don't waste it on industrially processed shit.
I eat out really often, and without much notice some of the time. Having some microwave items help out on the off night. I do microwave my own carefully tucked away leftovers and baked goods, but I also buy some of the same items for my garage fridge too.
Publix steam-in-bag brown rice and Bird's Eye wild rice with veggies blend. Both instantly make an egg or leftover meat into stir fried rice.
Steam in bag edamame + sea salt, hot with a beer, or cooked and parked in the fridge for a later snack cold.
Goya cuban style tamales + Cholula hot sauce. Make 2 at a time.
Goya ham croquetas, pan fried with a little olive oil. Enjoy on crackers or smashed into the middle of a panini, like a croqueta preparada.
Publix maduro plantains
Wal-mart Chicken Tortilla soup, even has a packet of crunchy strips. Doesn't need a thing, has lime and cilantro already in it.
MichelAngelos Eggplant parm + toasted sub roll + provolone = quick dinner
Boston's Finagel a bagels, but they're the best. Thaw 50%, then toast.
Stouffer's Welsh Rarebit, plus some thick sliced sourdough crusty bread from the toaster, is a nice late night snack that isn't quite dinner.
Pot stickers, steamed in a small covered nonstick I have, plus that steam in bag rice if I want it to be a meal.
Evol makes a butternut squash skillet dinner you dump in a skillet, has ice cubes of a sauce, and with kale bits and really rich sort of torteloni that gets seared nicely in a pan but you could nuke it.

too expensive sous vide egg

fucking stop being $3.99

>>13573628
>save dignity
>lose time
This isn't the thought process of an alcoholic chronic masturbator.
>>13573683
>he doesn't boil his own omelets in a ziploc baggy

>>13566168
Only wagies eat microwavable food. That shit is basically processed goo.

>>13571448
Banquet itself has taken a huge dive in quality the past few years. I don't know what happened, but the chicken in all their products really is amazingly bad. Just bones and fat.

They used to be pretty good too.

>>13566168
Banquet Spaghetti and Meatballs

>>13566168
Ooooh these are buy 1 get 1 free at my local Publix right now, thanks anon

>>13570677
It's me! I'm the cunt!

>>13566168

Fuck you for making me remember these. I haven't been able to find them in years oh god I miss them so much

>>13566367
How to get a stomach ache for two days 101

>>13566207
Where are you from? Mine is Jamaican patties.

>>13566780
>Why were they filming?

>>13570774
Bumbaclot

>>13566168
Pic related. Shit is dope yo. The steak, potatoes, and spicy queso is good too.

>>13566168
food I made 1-3 days ago.

>>13566207
Cause we got all the time in the world thanks to three minute meals.

>>13576779
in Canada, these are branded as Crave and they are gross. The worst part is how they advertise how much food it is and the overflowing bowls...only to be half full obviously and all taste like crap. The pulled pork was decent enough, but the mac and cheese was horrible. won't try the other ones because they also cost more than most other microwave food and you get smaller portion.

it's just the marketing, they make it seem like it's "bro" food so losers will buy them

>>13568131
I thought it would be worse, but a pack of those is only like 2200 calories. Not bad. Although once you factor in getting drunk and whatever else you ate that day, it's probably horrible

>>13570856
Shut the fuck up retarded faggot

The Priano eggplant parmesan from Aldi is the best frozen meal I've ever had. It's ok microwaved but much better in the oven.

el monterey steak & cheese chimichangas

i haven't been able to find them in months. there is no relevant recall on them. i think they're either too popular or the grocer forgets to order them because they are stupid.

>>13573722
>That shit is basically processed goo.