/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I think it's cool that they stamp the bun but overflowing cheese is dumb and a waste of food cause nobody is licking that shit up off the paper.

>>13567727
That's not cheese, its bernaise sauce for the tomahawk steak which is a meme in and of iteself.

>>13567714
This "dish" is either someone having a laugh by charging morons top dollar for meme food, or some meme chef with his head too far up his ass.

>>13567783
it's cheese. that's this place's whole schtick. raclette all over everything

>>13567783
it can be both.

>>13567783
If you don't know the difference between melted cheese and Béarnaise sauce, you shouldn't be on this board. Fuck, you can't even spell it correctly.

>>13567893

That's the one

>>13567714
Imagine the smell of your vinegary shits after eating that

>>13567942

>>13567714

Nothing worse than pretentious people trying to make pretentious versions of working man food.

>>13567930

Nice job breaking out the accent, really shows some class. Hope you didn't grab it off of google you classy man.

>>13567714
I hate the presentation and I'm sure it's not worth whatever price they're asking but if I was hungry this shit would be coom inducingly delicious.

had a mac and cheeseburger at a guy fieri restaurant once
it was alright

>>13568591
>breaking out the accent?
Or just spelling things right.

>>13568624

The english language does not use accents. When a word is transfered from a foreign language to english, you drop the accent. Doing otherwise just makes you a jackass

>>13567714
God I want that

>>13568642
It's still bearnaise, not bernaise. And it's a loanword, not a translated word

>>13568642
It's the officially recognised name of the sauce. If you drop the acute accent, why drop the a too?

>>13568656
Ok Stephan, thx for the schooling.

>>13568676

I'm not the guy who wrote bernaise, I'm just calling his detractor a jackass for going out of his way to use an accent on an english language south korean flossing discussion board.

>>13568656
loan words still drop the accent, the english language does not use accents

>>13568707
It's named after a place in France, Béarn.
What about fiancée?
Why is jalapeno pronounced with a H?

>>13568707
>muh South Korean flossing board

You’re not funny, at all. What a pathetic sense of humor. Redit fags are so boring.

whats a meme way to address those fries? the cook went through the idea and work of making the hamburger interesting, then they just fuckin toss some fries at you.

>>13568897
if you're served the dish as it is in picture the only sensible thing is to force the fries into the top of the bun

>>13567714
>meme burgers
I'm sure "smashed" burgers fall under meme category, but honestly I'm glad for it.
I was, and still am, sick and tired of ordering a burger from a place and getting like a fucking 2" thick beef patty on a burger that's 6" altogether that's nothing more than a pain in the ass to eat.

>>13568768

we drop accents, not pronounciations. hence we say fiance without the accent, and pronounce jalapeno properly. when writing the names of foreign cities and locales, we also drop accents, because the english language doesn't have accents.

>>13568788

been here since 2006 buddy, and it's not 2016 anymore, please go back to what I'm assuming was facebook? that's where the magapedes and other general idiots hung out right?

>>13568788
Stop trying to fit in newfag

>>13569067

Smash burgers definitely meme burgers at this point

>>13567930
Did you read the Béarenstein Béars as a kid too you fucking yuppie?

>>13567714
I don't think about them and I don't patronize places that sell them.

>>13568644

$75 please sir

>>13569073
we use the accent on fiancé though

>>13567714

The fuck am I even looking at?

>>13569899
hollyswood

>>13567714
Fuck off you survey fag. What do you thinl of them?

RUINED

DO AMERICANS REALLY?!1????1?1??!!!!?????????

>>13567714

>>13567929
Cheese... in bernaise? Wow!! This might be the best invention anyone on the 4chan have made lately!!!! Cheerio friend, you sir just won the internet. I might steal this idea for my cooking vlog/vlog after college. Hope you dont mind, friend! Who said chivalry is dead? Thumbs up laddie.

>>13569073
Who fucking told you this shit and why do you believe and stand for it so much that you're fucking defending it this hard?

>>13570484

>>13570515
Post more meme burgers

>>13567714
Standing in line like a new york city faggot just doesn't do it for me.

>>13570520
This is basically high art

>>13570525
Hell yea it is

>>13570533

>>13570534
Where do you find this shit?

This would be ok if it was just a normal size

>>13570534
I wonder how much this fucks up your senses eating i

>>13570546
Google images when you type in burger+instagram then something fucked up like chocolate or big or dessert or cup or pizza

>>13570564
Good way to burn your fingers on hot cheese

>>13570577
Butty

>>13568623
>when the burger doesn't take you to flavortown

>>13570525
Someone shop Krispy Meme

>>13569899

Tomahawk burger with raclette

>>13570525
The Luther...

>>13569073
>>13569607
Fort de la Trinité, Tête des Morts, Bonnet Carré, Grosse Tête, Pointe à la Hache. Vieux Carré, Port Liberté.
All of these are names of places in the US.

>>13570525
Had one of these a long time ago, it's not bad but I'm sure it took 5 years off my life.

>>13570564
Why not fill the bun so the only cheese doesn't burn your fingers?

>>13570564

I see that a lot on foodie pages & I cringe everytime lol

>>13570845

there are regions in the US where people predominantly speak french or spoke french in the recent past, those places have french names, not english.

>>13571373
There are exactly zero places in the US that “predominantly speak French”
Stop showing your ass, you’re fucking wrong.

>>13571373
literally retarded

>>13569073
>pronounciations
Pronunciations

>>13570519
here's hoping that abomination doesn't catch on

>>13570549
mmm chocolate ice cream on a bun with sesame seeds, just what I want

>>13567714
i like how they make "im not a hipster" hipsters seethe.

>>13567942
I don’t like you. Stop posting bad things about vinegar

>>13567714
how would i even eat that as a burger? the bone would get in the way

>>13573773

Cut the meat off the bone with a knife?

>>13567714
What's going on here?

The sauce on the steak sounds fine. Some may have an issue. But to actually have that in a bun like pick it up and gnar it?! With the bone intact? Just gimme a knife and fork and I'll eat it that way. It's how Bruce Wayne canonically eats his burgers. And what is good enough for the Goddam Batman is good enough for me.

>>13570534
That looks fuckin' awesome tho.

>>13575433

It's raclette cheese that they charge an extra $7 for

>>13571373
i think what you are trying to say is that there are places in america with a better language and tradition

>>13575553
dude it's america, it probs swiss

>>13576367

Lol it's in Australia, I've been there

>>13567714
I don’t think about them at all. They do their thing, I do mine, if our paths cross I can be on friendly terms, but not the kind of company I would purposely seek out. Like black people.

>>13567714
if i ever got this served in country i would get the fucking cook fired, looks like he didnt give a fuck and just threw some shit together

>>13567727
>nobody is licking that shit up off the paper

that's where you're wrong, bucko.

maybe seeing my fat ass slurping up a cup of melted cheese will make them think to put it on a plate with a rim i can scrape with a fork next time.

Rate my burger

Best Burger:
Good sized patty. Not a meatball, but not a meme smashburger either
Brie cheese
Caramelized onions
Thick, peppery bacon
Brown mustard
Arugula
Fig jam

>>13577623
Is that chili? What are the toppings? Look good, but also looks like a sloppy joe.

>>13577653
Onions and jalapenos. It's definitely not a sloppy joe, maybe the angle is weird idk

>>13577623

What bun is that?

>>13567714
I want your meme meat daddy UwU

>>13577827
Dont really know, it's wheat bread topped with semolina. It's a scandinavian brand.

>>13568656
Spelling and grammer are for fags

>>13568676
>officially recognised name of the sauce
I'm glad a board room of international sauce inspectors paused their elephant walk for long enough to draft a formal declaration about a butter and egg mix

>>13568644
God you're fat

>>13570513
Not him but I really hope it's true. Fuck accenting shit

>>13570636
Lmao, how many hours in paint lad?

>>13567714
>served on top of recycled newspaper

>>13577744
you either put some weird red sauce on that thing or is under-cooked to shit and you probably will get a parasite form eating it.

>>13578730
It's most likely parchment paper printed to look like a newspaper, anon.

>>13568788
>>>13568707
>>muh South Korean flossing board
>You’re not funny, at all. What a pathetic sense of humor. Redit fags are so boring.

Lol. He thought he was so trendy.
"I go out to foreign restaurants guys!!"
"That makes me cool!!"
And you put him in his place. I almost like how fags like that eat in different places I do. It means I don't have to beat them up as often. But I still beat those fags up. You know, because they are fags.

>>13567714
complete fucking waste of time and overall extremely pathetic.

>>13569067
no because thats just a style for cooking the meat, smash burgers are still normal burgers.

>>13568591
You're really fucking stupid.

>>13578812
I dont enjoy the taste of ink and paper in my food

>>13570547
that's obnoxious, but probably taste amazing.
>>13570577
this isn't something you eat sober

I really only like regular cheeseburgers. I love a 1/3# with American cheese, lettuce, raw onion, tomato and special sauce on a regular bun. Pickles on the side, preferably, but I won't ask them to take them off. I like pickles but I feel like they overpower a sandwich, so I'll pick them off and eat them on they own, usually. My only meme is that I really gotta have it medium rare or rare. I can't stand a burger cooked more than that.

>>13578812
Yeah I've seen that one on webstaurant.

>>13567714
Those fries look terrible, don't look like they've even been salted.

>>13567714
>sandals
>tattoos
>tomahawk steak
>meme burger
>served on newspaper
The stereotypes fulfill themselves. Just missing the IPA and the Nintendo Switch in a "messenger bag."

>>13567714
Smash burgers are the only good meme burgers.

>>13567714
>Retards who can't figure out that you have the option of scooping up the sauce with the fries
Never change idiots

>>13577586
This
10/10 anon

>>13578752
Bro look at the left, it’s obviously just a normal burger, that retard is eating raw as fuck meat

>>13575433
>>13573773
the bone is for show, you remove it before you eat it you spergs.

>>13570564
I made a big burger for 4 once with a couple totino's party pizzas as buns, worked pretty good.

>>13578975
oh quit it, you've never even tried it

>>13579411

He's married to an Asian as well lul

>>13567714
The memepeople who make them should memejump from the top of a memebuilding.

>>13580081

>>13567727
Americans do

>>13570534
Reminds me of Gelato in a bun. This is probably pretty dope.

>>13569067
I disagree. Smash burgers might be a popular thing that YouTube likes to rave about. But when I think "meme burger" I think of something that's purposely over the top for the sake of Instagram clicks. Like that one with the rainbow bun and cereal on top.

>>13580875

Seems like every burger place I go to is serving smash patties these days