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>open a fortune cookie
>it tells me to have sex

>> No.13563847
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13563847

>>13563724

welcome to my weiner world
nice

>> No.13565713

>>13563724
i wouldn't recommend it, the crumpled cookie cut my foreskin in a dozen places.

>> No.13565726

frogfuckers and iphoneposters should be blocked

>> No.13566460

>>13563724
kek based
>>13563847
based
>>13565713
based
>>13565726
cringe

>> No.13566509

>>13566460
Holy mother of based

>> No.13566514

>>13563724
At least it didn’t tell you to dilate

>> No.13566575
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13566575

>open fortune cookie
>dilate tranny
wtf i haven‘t even started hrt

>> No.13566588

>>13563724
>>13566575
go back to fucking reddit, cancerous frogfucking tourists

>> No.13566589
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13566589

>open fortune cookie
>fuck niggers

>> No.13566602
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13566602

>open fortune cookie
>it tells me to rape this guy to death
>>13565726
>>13566588

>> No.13566622

>open fortune cookie
>2019-nCoV
:(

>> No.13566631
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13566631

>open fortune cookie
>the game

>> No.13566652
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13566652

>open fortune cookie
>open it, I dare ya

>> No.13566658

>>13565726
Trump uses an iPhone so it’s based.

>> No.13566688

>>13563724
impossible. surely the /ck/ posters are more clever than chinese fortune cookie printing facilities

>> No.13566692
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13566692

>open fortune cookie
>it tells me I'm forever alone

>> No.13566706

>in chinese buffet with friends, few years ago
>open fortune cookies
>mine is empty

>> No.13566782

>>13566588
Why do newfags think posting sadfrog is some reddit phenomenon? Sadfrog predates reddit.

>> No.13566797

>>13566782
this one's >>13566589 old as fuck from the file number as proof too. like ~2011

>> No.13566830

>>13566782
Rage comics started here which predated 9fag, but everyone correctly recognized them as cancer once 9fag started making them. Same with pepe and wojak. They may have started here but they belong to reddit now. The times change man. Get with it

>> No.13566856

>>13566830
Spoken like every reddit tourist.

>> No.13566859

I'd love to see captcha comics return

>> No.13566872

>>13566856
Haha memes!

>> No.13566878

>>13566872
Nice reddit reply. You don't even know where wojak "started", don't annoy others with your worthless opinions.

>> No.13566882

>>13566782
pepe didn't show up on 4chan until 08, reddit was started in 05, don't be stupid
t. meme historian

>> No.13566922

>>13566878
Haha man you're so epic.

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13566924

>Haha man you're so epic.

>> No.13566951

>>13566924
Your reddit is showing

>> No.13566960

>>13566951
Too late to save face, redditor.