/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13560695
>gets massive mouth ulcer

cheese

>>13560695
Burning the roof of your mouth.

People who scrape the silverware against their teeth.

>tried pickled onion once at around the age of 10
>got violently shortly after, probably nothing to do with the onion
>14 years later
> still want to throw up whenever I remember how pickled onion tastes

>>13560695
>meme
Newfag.

>>13560767
>recipe includes dough
>*okay first of all put the hook attachment on your stand mixer and set it to "medium-high"
does fucking everyone but me have a stand mixer

>comfort food

>>13560755
>cutting steak loudly scrape plate

>>13560695
how is this a meme?

>>13560865
>>13560767
it's not a meme, obviously

>stick out tongue to take a bite

>bent fork
>dirty fork
>bent fork that's also dirty

>>13560789
Any experienced baker will tell you that hand kneeded is better anyways. Most professional bakers will only use a stand mixer because food and health safety has made it prohibitivey difficult to hand kneed.

>>13560695
How did this meme start? Seems like everybody is doing it these days. I don't get it.

>>13562864
>Any experienced baker will tell you that hand kneeded is better anyways
ok boomer

>>13562886
I might be a boomer but I'm also right.

>>13562893
the delusion here is off the charts. as expected of a boomer

>>13562901
No actual argument. Just regurgitating stale memes. As expected of a silly little zoomie

>sharp cheddar

>>13562909
>it has to be good because it's made like the people before me made it
imagine being this fucking old.

>>13562864
No professional baker says that. Give sources on the science of why hand needed is better

>>13562931
>he doesn't like eating skin flakes, mucous, and sweat
It builds character, kiddo!

>>13562933
not the boomer but what the fuck are you talking about
you can say this nonsense about LITERALLY any food that's prepared by a human being. stop eating food then, fucking faggot, if you're so concerned about that

>>13562974
Why are you replying to a bait post

>>13562984
He's over 45 and thinks everyone is as serious as they are on his Facebook page.

>>13562996
>i was pretending to be retarded
okay anon, i'm sorry. i admit, you got me. i didn't know you were only pretending

>>13563047
Who said I was pretending?

>>13560695
>get wisdom teeth removed
>retard surgeon decides no stitches
>get food stuck in open wounds
If you’re extra lucky
>retard doesn’t extract all of the tooth
>after it’s 90% closed up it hurts like hell and gets swollen
>filled with nice ooey gooey pus that literally has nowhere to go but your mouth

>>13562864
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>>13563056
>can’t spell knead
>low-quality posts
>shitty bants
>retarded argument to begin with
Can you children just go play on /pol/ or something? There’s more activity so it’s actually expected to be forced to read 90% shitposts

>>13563084
such a weird thing to get upset about

>>13563084
>lookit me, ma! I mass-replied!
Here come the wojacks...

>>13563098
Almost

>>13560789
Yes, when you meet a girl and move into a house together (a real house, not a 600 sq. ft studio apartment) you are typically gifted a stand mixer.

>>13560695
>mushrooms

>>13562826
>gold plated fork with the gold peeling off

>>13562799

>>13560789
when your kids turn 18 you are supposed to give them your stand mixer and buy a new one

>>13563234
No in America it works like this
>be child
>be teenager
>no guidance from parents on a single thing in your life
>public schools don’t teach you anything about real life, just how to read and do simple math
>the instant you turn 18, you’re legally an adult and must do everything independently with no guidance
>if you need help, use the internet, it’s not like our bloated bureaucracy has made everything overcomplicated and long-winded just to give some retard a typing job
>if you mess up even once you either fuck up your life financially or go to prison

>>13563274
This post is the epitome of the autistic manchild. Are you too inept to learn anything on your own or just too scared?

>>13563274
Based, and accuracy pilled.

>>13563274
well, youre not wrong

>>13563287
He didn't say he can't learn, just that you get no guidance from anyone and everything is a huge pain in the ass. Obviously he found his way to /ck/ so is presumably capable of looking up recipes or whatever.

>>13563287
if your child is autistic you're supposed to work even harder to help him become a productive member of society, not drop him like a hot potato

>>13563287
You see? This is the parental mentality
>why can’t you just teach yourself
Why the fuck can’t you just teach your children? That’s what they’re there for, to interact with. If you didn’t want to raise and teach a kid then you shouldn’t have had one.

>>13560767
Newfags acting like they know anything

>>13563313
lmao you're so fucking mad. i don't even have kids, i'm just not making myself out to be a victim because "boohoo mommy didn't teach me everything I'd ever need to know by 18." crawl out of your own once and stop being so helpless.

>>13563527
I am living my own life retard, how the fuck else do you think I’m here? I wasn’t trying to make the claim that you are a parent yourself, but it’s just obvious that the way you think is also the way many parents think. It’s actually very fucking stupid, when it comes down to it, because at the end of the day if you have a child you might as well bother to teach it a thing or two, but most parents (despite all of the love they declare) just assume the school will do all of the educating for them.